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"What is the plot of the old corpse in the mountain village that you are familiar with? Cantonese opera celebrity Chu Renmei because her husband dislikes the poor and loves the rich, conspired to make a trap of Chu Renmei Tong Jian, and then Chu Renmei was caught and raped and then stoned to death, after the death from his nephew Li Qiang After knowing her husband's conspiracy, he turned into a ghost and killed the whole village, and then a hundred years later because of the demolition of the corpse and bones was thrown into the lake, so the resentment soared, and it happened to be recruited by a few stupid people who were not long-eyed to play psychic games, right? ”

The plot that Zhang Yuan said was a familiar plot, but Yi Xuan heard a hint of ridicule, and I am afraid that the situation has changed a lot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Isn't that so?"

Zhang Yuan laughed: "Pan Chengfeng, that bastard, he obviously has the authority to know that the next world stage is "The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village", but he still didn't tell anyone, because he wanted to tell everyone that if you don't listen to Lao Tzu, the end will be miserable, and you will still be left to fend for yourself." ”

My day, Yi Xuan thought about himself, and suddenly found that he was an angel, and he immediately asked, "Could it be that the plot has changed?" ”

"Of course! What we entered is not so much "The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village", but "The End of the World of the Old Corpse of the Mountain Village", the plot stage is not bullshit Huangshan Village at all, but facing the world! Pan Chengfeng, a fool, applied for the army on his own initiative, but the difficulty was automatically escalated, and it completely became a requirement for everyone to advance and retreat together, the main task: crack the curse of Chu Renmei, or survive for 7 days under Chu Renmei's resentment, everyone is not allowed to flee the city without authorization, and the offenders will be wiped out! The dead army deducts 1000 fantasy points, because we have a total of 12 people, and the space gives us 10,000 fantasy points, and if it is negative in the end, all of them are wiped out. ”

Hiss~! Everyone gasped, if this requirement is followed, then only Zhang Yuan and Li Chao will survive in the end, and the super fantasy point is exactly 0 in the end, no matter what, there is no one person on this world stage who can survive, and it is clear that everyone is required to live and die together.

"Can you believe it? As soon as we appeared, we followed a group of popes to play a psychic game, and beautifully lured Chu Renmei out, and labor and management couldn't win, because the 12 of us were marked on the must-kill list at the beginning, so we could only find a way to escape, Pan Chengfeng realized that his fierce fighting didn't work in this horror film, and the most NB thing was that this stupid Bi knew that it was a ghost horror movie, and even he didn't make any preparations, because he took a lot of his fantasy points to exchange for sex toys. ”

Nima, this life is damned! Everyone was despised in their hearts, and they completely took the super fantasy world as a child's play, and it is estimated that even Pan Chengfeng himself did not understand the situation.

Li Chao's face was ugly and said: "When an old man in the team went to the toilet, he was drilled out of the toilet by Chu Renmei and directly burst the chrysanthemum... That death was so tragic. ”

Forehead... Everyone's scalp suddenly went numb, this kind of loving picture, no matter how much the brain is not vivid enough, Yi Xuan asked: "Strange, isn't Chu Renmei only killing people with hallucinations after ordinary people drink water with resentment?" ”

"Yes, that's right, so we quickly understood that the entire city's waterworks were polluted by resentment, and the whole city was dying in tens of thousands of people every day, and this incident shocked the whole world, so the city was perfectly blocked, and all those who dared to cross the border were killed." Zhang Yuan spread his hands, indicating that the situation was like this.

Everyone's faces changed, this is almost a dead end! Yu'er couldn't help but ask, "What about you?" ”

Li Chao was very happy to be able to answer the goddess's question, and replied with a smile: "We all drank water inadvertently, originally thought that it was just people in the psychic ceremony that would be hunted down, and later I learned that those who drank water would die, but who in a city doesn't drink water?" When I was running away, I came by a road and saw more than 3,000 people jumping off the building at the same time, and it was a spectacular sight. ”

It's hallucination killing! Everyone secretly said in their hearts, this is too... It's spectacular.

"This is a small city, with a population of about 300,000 people, and they are basically dead in 7 days, until the only remaining exorcism talisman paper in the team is also used up, and the supernatural bullets are almost gone, and now it depends on their ability to live."

"Wait a minute, don't you want to break the curse of Chu Renmei?"

"Hahaha, excuseme? Pan Chengfeng himself is already scared of and urine, who dares to go? Later, some veterans speculated that the way to break the curse was the bones of Chu Renmei, in other words, everyone wanted to go to the waterworks to find out, but no one wanted to go! Then Brother Long Jie went alone, Li Chao and I didn't even have the ability to think at that time, but everyone was still arguing, and the infighting started, and in the end, a few people were willing to follow Long Jie, and a few people were willing to follow Pan Chengfeng to continue to die! ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Yuan took a sip of beer and said excitedly: "But they are all dead!" I drove to the southern edge of the city because I was afraid, thinking that maybe the farther away from the city center would be safer. As a result, I saw an old hand being hanged from a tree on the side of the road, and then I saw a pair of defeated hands burst out of the old man's body, and then Chu Renmei's head came out of the corpse's stomach. Labor and management were stupid on the spot, but fortunately, there is a special acceleration escape in the ninjutsu physical technique I exchanged, otherwise I would have confessed. ”

Li Chao said, "I didn't go with Lao Zhang, but went to the waterworks with Long Jie, but before I entered the factory, a team member took out a pistol and shot his head, and then the talisman on our body burned rapidly, and then I heard a Cantonese opera tune, what I didn't hear clearly, but I watched the movie, basically heard this song and it indicated that something was going to happen, I just turned my head, and two people stretched out Chu Renmei's hand in their mouths, and Long Jie's big brother suddenly used spiritism to summon the ghost! ”

Summoning a ghost? Everyone was stunned, and secretly sighed that Long Jie had some ability, Li Chao continued: "As soon as those ghosts came out, their bodies began to continue to burn, Brother Long Jie's face changed greatly when he saw this, let's hurry up, these ghosts can reduce Chu Renmei's curse, but they can't help her, here is a trap!" ”

Zhang Yuan rubbed his eyes, he knew what Li Chao said a long time ago, but everyone couldn't help but shake their heads, this situation was basically hopeless, and they couldn't believe how these two goods survived.

Zhang Yuan followed Li Chao's words and said: "You must be very strange about how I survived, along the way, I kept seeing Chu Renmei appear, and she was obviously chasing me!" I fled to a small Taoist temple on the side of the street in a panic, broke the jar, knelt down and prayed to Yuan Shi Tianzun to save me, but I didn't expect to trigger a side quest: before Chu Renmei came back, chanted 'Shangqing blessed, the ghost retreated'. ”

Yi Xuan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked, "Just keep reading it like this?" There are no strings attached? For example, how many times did you chant it before Chu Renmei came back? ”

"Nope! I wondered at first, can this keep thinking about killing or driving away Chu Renmei? Later, I asked Li Chao to find out that the effect of my reading of this sentence was to let Chu Renmei temporarily selectively find someone else to kill, which means that I was just left behind in the finale to be killed, and there were only less than 12 hours before the end of the game, and in these 12 hours, I had to pray that my teammates could at least survive more than two, and I also had to pray that the people in this city would not die so quickly, please hold on for another 12 hours, Amen! ”

Yu'er closed her eyes, she could fully feel his despair at that time from Zhang Yuan's expression and tone, she had pinned her hope of survival on others to die slowly, how helpless she was.

Li Chao sighed and added: "Chu Renmei came to me first, I remember the time clearly, there are still 4 hours before leaving the world stage, after I escaped from the waterworks, I escaped into a theater studio that no one was anymore, but when I turned around, Chu Renmei was already standing at the door of the theater staring at me with a distorted face, my frightened legs were weak, and then she actually danced and acted at the same time, and sang the Cantonese opera song in her mouth, she was getting closer and closer to me, not to mention, the key is that the broken electric light is still flashing, With almost every flash, the grimace got closer. Labor and management were frightened and cried on the spot. Really, I didn't pray, I thought I was done. ”

Mo Xiaocha's back was cold, her body was a little trembling, she didn't dare to think about that scene at all, in the Cantonese opera shed, Li Chao was cornered, and the desperate viewer Chu Renmei wore costumes, sang Cantonese opera, danced and moved, and then approached Li Chao's scene step by step.

Yi Xuan smacked his mouth, this scene was simply terrifying, just thinking about it gave me goosebumps, this Chu Renmei actually touched the scene, sang Cantonese opera, danced her sleeves, and slowly approached you, everyone was frightened.

He Feihong held his breath and said: "The next thing is the point!" You survived, how did you do it? ”

Li Chao sat up straight, a sincere smile appeared on his bitter face, and he asked rhetorically, "Do you believe in miracles from God?" ”

Everyone was confused, "Did God come to save you?" ”

"It's not God, it's Lord Ma! When I was afraid of retreating, I accidentally tripped over something on the ground, and then one hand subconsciously pulled off a piece of red cloth, unexpectedly, behind the red cloth turned out to be the golden body of the horse prince enshrined in the theater, a golden light suddenly came out from the statue, I saw with my own eyes that the eyes of the horse prince opened, and then walked out of the statue, wearing a golden armor robe, and then he faced Chu Renmei, and opened the third eye, I clearly remember Chu Renmei when he saw the horse prince appear, the trembling and frightened, In an instant, the whole world turned into a clear one, and Ma Wang Ye took out a picture scroll, and after opening it, he enveloped Chu Renmei, and then this female ghost let out the most ugly and disgusting roar I have ever heard, and was turned into a green smoke by the immortal fire! ”

Everyone opened their mouths wide when they heard this, what is the situation?! It's getting too fast. Master Zu has a manifestation?!

"Wait a minute, Lord Ma is a god worshiped by famous Cantonese opera singers, I know this, it is normal for all Cantonese opera troupes to worship Master Zu, but this earth-shattering beauty of Chu people was just like this, and Master Zu was apparitioned?" Yi Xuan was shocked, this plot was really nonsensical.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, Li Chao suddenly became angry: "You don't believe it? I really didn't tell a lie, after Ma Wangye killed Chu Renmei, I was notified to break the curse of Chu Renmei, and then Ma Wangye also glanced at me and said, 'Destiny is hard to violate, where do you come from and where do you go, remember not to repeat the mistakes of the past' and disappeared. ”

I'll go! This is too godly, isn't it?! This kind of plot really fits the model of nonsensical movies in Hong Kong.

"Then I hugged the statue of Lord Ma, and sat on the ground for four hours before returning to the space, and when I came back, I saw that Zhang Yuan was also back, and the two hugged and cried."

Everyone was suddenly embarrassed, everyone was going to cry excitedly, and they were two rookies, it was really a miracle of God.