Lin Congrong walked on the crowded street, the street was filled with the sound of car horns, laughter, and pop songs playing on the stereo of the store. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He felt that he was too unlucky, but he was just blocking the boys from other schools from letting them enter the classroom to find his classmates, and he was actually thrown a stool by someone else, and he moved his hand under the conflict between the two, and was caught by the school police who rushed to him, and the principal simply expelled him because Lin Congrong had caused too much trouble in the school in the past two years.

Alas, I didn't cause trouble, whether it was the principal or the head teacher, I didn't know that I was causing too much trouble just because I loved to fight and be upset...... But it's too late to say anything. How do you talk to your parents when you get home?

Lin Congrong thought about his thoughts, and boarded the No. 66 bus in frustration, this bus is not the way he often takes home, he just wants to go farther and scatter his mind around.

It's really unlucky, but there is no place on the car yet. Lin Congrong sighed and squeezed to the middle of the carriage to stand.

Suddenly, Lin Congrong's eyes lit up, just because he found that there was a female white-collar worker with delicate facial features and exquisite makeup sitting on the right, and he saw that she was wearing a dark blue OL professional suit, which was even more elegant and dignified, which was very eye-catching, which caused the eyes of many men in the carriage to glance at her from time to time.

Among them, the most blazing eyes are a big man standing next to Lin Congrong, with a big bald head and a big gold chain. And the female white-collar worker seems to be used to these eyes, and she is not caring at all at the moment, bowing her head slightly, playing with her mobile phone as if nothing happened.

After about five or six minutes, the speed of the scenery outside the window gradually slowed down, and finally, with the friction of the brakes, the bus reached the next stop, and an old man standing at the front of the car squeezed through the crowd and moved to the back door, apparently to get off.

Seeing that the old man was squeezing quite hard, he had just walked in front of Lin Congrong and the big man at this time, but the big man was unaware, his eyes had been staring at the female white-collar worker, but the person was blocking the road to death, and it didn't seem to have the slightest intention of moving his feet.

I can't help it, so I can only let it go. Thinking like this, Lin Congrong tried his best to move his body away to make room for the old man to get out of the car, but without moving his feet, he happened to step on the big man's leather shoes.

Dahan instantly discovered the situation, and immediately scolded with his eyes open: "X, you little rabbit!" Are you blind? ”

Lin Congrong was about to say sorry, but was scolded by the other party first, and suddenly felt aggrieved in his heart, and opened his mouth and said: "Look at the old people coming over, you don't know how to let go, I didn't step on your shoes on purpose, as for scolding people when I open my mouth?" ”

As soon as Lin Congrong's words fell, he was slapped heavily on the brain, which made Lin Congrong's eyes black, and then he heard the big man scold again: "Lao Tzu let me not let you be a little rabbit cub, can you control Lao Tzu?" ”

A carload of people stared at Lin Congrong and Dahan, but none of them were peacemakers, and at this moment, the driver shouted: "What are those two people doing in the back?" Don't make trouble in the car, you two should get out of trouble! ”

The big man looked around, and saw that the eyes of the beautiful female white-collar worker at this moment were also attracted, and he was even more proud, pushed Lin Congrong hard, and said loudly: "Tell you kid to get down!" Hear me! ”

Lin Congrong, who was already feeling aggrieved and confused because of being expelled, was stimulated like this again at this moment, a burst of acidity surged up the tip of his nose, and he almost cried, after barely holding back, he didn't want to stay here for a second longer, his face was flushed, and he quickly squeezed out of the car, and the old man also walked down behind him.

After looking around and recognizing the direction of going home, Lin Congrong was about to leave angrily, when he suddenly heard the old man behind him shouting to him: "Hey! Housheng, are you okay? ”

Lin Congrong turned his head and opened his mouth to say, "What can I do, it's okay." But I didn't expect that the emotions just now hadn't passed, and there was a trace of crying when I spoke.

The old man said strangely, "What's the matter, what are you?" Hey, I said how old are you? Why was he slapped and cried? ”

Lin Congrong thought to himself that you old man really couldn't open a pot, and said, "I'm eighteen this year." ”

The old man lowered his head, pinched his fingers thoughtfully, and raised his head again, "Today...... Isn't it Wednesday, don't you have classes at this point, kids? ”

Lin Congrong sighed and said casually: "I was expelled." ”

Next, the two asked and answered, and after the old man figured out what happened to Lin Congrong, he suddenly said in a strange tone: "Little friend, actually...... I think you're a very talented person, you'...... Do you want to come to our school? The tone is like the caution of someone asking you to borrow money, but with a hint of eagerness.

Lin Congrong asked rhetorically: "Your school?" ”

The old man nodded, and said with a sly smile: "My identity...... It's a principal. ”

Lin Congrong stared at the old man for a long time, thinking that this old man is the principal? I didn't see it anyway. Dry and thin, with sharp-beaked monkey gills, I would believe him if he was the security chief in the 50s.

I saw the old man touching left and right, and finally took out a crumpled business card from his jacket pocket, and reached out and handed it to Lin Congrong.

I saw four big characters printed on the front of the business card "Time and Space University", Lin Congrong couldn't help but laugh in his heart, what school is this, the name is so sci-fi, why don't you call it Hogwarts. looked at the bottom of the business card again, and the five big characters were: "Principal: Liu Laoliu".

Pheasant School, it's gone, Lin Congrong nodded silently in his heart, will there be serious people who print the name of Liu Lao Liu on their business cards? So Lin Congrong said: "I'm sorry, I'm not in a hurry to find a school, I have to go back and discuss it with my family." ”

Liu Laoliu pointed at Lin Congrong: "It's good to discuss, it's time to discuss, hey, little friend, you turn over the business card, then there is my number, remember it." ”

Lin Congrong flipped over the business card, only to see three different mobile phone numbers crookedly written on the back with a blue ballpoint pen, and the handwriting of one of the numbers was almost invisible, Lin Congrong cried and laughed: "Which one are you using?" ”

Liu Laoliu stretched his neck and said with his index finger: "Above, on top, the others are down, hehe." ”

Lin Congrong pursed his lips, took out his mobile phone and wrote down Liu Laoliu's number, glanced at Liu Laoliu and said, "Let me tell you straight, is your school the kind of pheasant school that only collects money and doesn't teach things, and gives a diploma when you come out?" I've never heard of such a school in our city. ”

Liu Laoliu narrowed his eyes and said, "Our school doesn't charge money. ”

"What's that? Is your school the kind of school that signs a contract after entering and stipulates that after graduation, you must go to work in such and such a place for a certain number of years, otherwise you will pay liquidated damages? Lin Congrong's mind was racing, and he asked vigilantly, "Otherwise, how can there be a school that doesn't charge tuition?" ”

"Let's put it this way, children, most people have never heard of our school because they can't go to school." Liu Lao Liu rolled his eyes, picked his teeth with his little thumb and said, "First, I am in a good mood today, second, we are also fated, and third, I see that you are a little talented, so I talked to you about our school." Well, I'll show you a fun one. ”

Lin Congrong felt that Liu Laoliu's tone was becoming more and more treacherous and suspicious, just like the kind of person who grabbed you on the street for no reason, saying that there was a product for you to try, and then after the trial, he asked you for a "trial fee", that is, the tone of the person who asked for money, Lin Congrong involuntarily took a step back, and looked at Liu Laoliu carefully, and then said: "What's fun?" ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and snapped his fingers, Lin Congrong only felt a white light flashing in front of him, the place where his feet stepped on shook slightly, and the air became turbid, and when the white light dissipated, he actually returned to the bus he got off just now!

Lin Congrong was shocked, is this the legendary time lapse? As soon as he turned his head, he found that Liu Lao Liu was standing in front of him on his right at the moment, squeezing his eyes at him.

Lin Congrong followed Liu Laoliu's gaze and saw the big man who slapped him just now, and the strange thing was that at this moment, the expression of this big man seemed to be abnormal, as if he was holding something.

Out of the corner of his eye, Lin Congrong saw Liu Laoliu stretching out a finger with a smile and pointing towards the big man, and then a loud sound sounded in the carriage.

That big man actually put a fart in the crowded and noisy carriage that everyone could hear!

In an instant, everyone turned their heads or covered their noses, and the beautiful female white-collar worker sitting nearby simply stood up from the seat with her nose covered, grabbed the handrail and stood at the back of the carriage.

The big man still wanted to pretend to be calm, his eyes bulging, and he looked at everyone.

Liu Laoliu's fingers continued to dot randomly, and suddenly he heard a few chaotic sounds of "puff puff", and the big man actually let out several loud farts in a row!

With a bang, there were no more passengers around the big man, and the passengers all ran to the front and rear of the car, and the passengers who were already sitting at the back of the car opened the windows one after another, and the "whoosh" sound of pushing the windows was endless.

This big man couldn't pretend anymore, his face was purple and red, and his big bald head was shining, and the driver at the front of the car yelled in time: "Hey! That big bald head! I said what the hell did you eat today, you see this car of people smoked you, get out of the car quickly, don't get into trouble in the car! Regardless of whether the front station was not reached, the handbrake was pulled directly, and the bus stopped on the side of the road. A carload of people also took the opportunity to shout in unison: "Go down!" ”

Where did the big man dare to speak, and he got out of the car as if flying, Lin Congrong squeezed to Liu Laoliu's side, and said with a look of disbelief: "I know who you are." ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "Oh? Who am I? Tell me about it? ”

Lin Congrong muttered to himself: "If you are either a charlatan or a roasted sweet potato seller, that person ate the roasted sweet potato you sold before he got in the car just now, and there is more than one, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu jumped to his feet in anger and said, "Don't you still understand? I'm not an ordinary person, and my school isn't an ordinary school! How do you explain that we got out of the car just now, but now we are in the car? ”

Lin Congrong's expression was stunned, and then he reacted and said, "Yes, how did you do it?" Moonlight treasure box? Supreme Treasure? ”

Liu Lao Liu showed a happy look and said, "Hehe, the child is very smart!" Moonlight Treasure Box knows it all. ”

Lin Congrong's face drooped: "If you like to say it, just say it, and forget it if you don't say it." ”

Liu Laoliu grinned and said: "Really, what I used just now is indeed the ability of the Moonlight Treasure Box, and the bald boy I used just now is actually a funny and funny spell that appeared in the Harry Potter world, which can make things you imagine funny." ”

Seeing that Lin Congrong was still frowning, Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "Alas, I know that it can't be explained by ordinary people like you, so let's call my mobile phone number tomorrow and report to our school, and you will know when you come." ”