Chapter 3 Yin Si Commendation Order
At noon, the four of them sat in the reception room with hungry stomachs and big eyes, staring at a fat man in a suit holding a roast chicken in front of them, without saying a word. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If it weren't for Lu Gouchen's presence in this meal, Li Bo's three fake Taoists who couldn't be counted as half-hangers would really not be able to figure it out, and the chicken, duck and fish were folded out by Lu Gouchen with the rune paper he drew and then burned to him, just like magic, as soon as it was burned, it was placed on the table, and Li Bo was stunned. I saw that the ghost was often holding the roast chicken and gnawing like a starving ghost, his face was greasy, his mouth was full of meat, and at the same time, he did not forget to hook his nose and suck a sip of the light smoke next to him. In that posture, I could see that a few hungry people next to him were drooling, and Li Bo felt it particularly strongly. There's no way, Mao Xiaofang and the three of them can't smell the fragrance, but he can smell it without a scripture..... sincerely....incense!
"Uh~~~~~"
Finally, when everyone's endurance was about to reach the zero point, Onusetsune finally ended the torturous battle with a long hiccup.
"Yes! Hey, hey, hey! A couple of boys are good! It's been a long time since I've seen such a motivated and sensible living person, I'm optimistic about you! "Li Bo and a few people were pretended to be cute by this old ghost, and the black lines in their heads were full of black lines, it was really a dog, if it weren't for your strength, the old men couldn't beat you, why would they have burned you a long time ago, and you gnawed on the roast chicken?
"What, what the hell ......."
"What the hell, the ghost is always there!!"
"Oh! Excuse me! Big brother ghost, have you eaten? Li Bo asked with a smile and kindness, in fact, he had already scolded him a hundred times in his heart, bad luck! The ghosts are still there! You're always here.
"Yes! Eat well, eat well! The ghost shaved his teeth in contentment.
"What about the certificate you were talking about earlier?" After waiting for a long time, Li Bo finally had the opportunity to ask this question.
"Oh! I almost forgot about business. What that! What about me! It's the soul hooking order of this great southwest area, uh, it's the big director, uh! Business Director, you should understand, right? After looking at the expressions of the group of people who understood a little, the ghost Chang continued: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just last time, I have already received a report from here for what you did in Qingcheng, which is worthy of praise!" Yes! This time, I'm here to send you a certificate of merit so that you can keep up the good work! Yes! After all, there are a lot of things to do every day in this prefecture, and they are busy with registration and resettlement, so these black things that catch the world are always a little bit out of the net, and there is no way! It's not uncommon to be too busy! Speaking of this, the ghost often picked up the wine glass and took a deep sip of Lao Baigan'er.
"I've also learned a little bit about you through this ghost's report, not bad! Aspiring youth! Our prefecture just needs a lot of support from young and promising comrades like you! The more Li Bo listened to it, the more uncomfortable he felt in his heart, but because this thing seemed to be really a big official, he still didn't dare to open his mouth after his mouth twitched.
"There are really not many people like you who can correctly understand our underworld now, here! As the Great Southwest Soul Hooking Order of the Underworld, I specially issue you this "Yin Si Commendation Order"! I hope you will continue to carry it forward! After saying that, the ghost often snapped and clapped to himself.
A few people are full of muddy when they hear it, this master shouldn't be here to play with us, right? There's really a special award-like thing that suddenly appears and floats in front of the ghost, looking at this thing shining silver, it really looks a bit like that.
"Thank you....thank you!" Li Bo raised his hands and respectfully took this thing called the "Yin Si Commendation Order".
"Hey, hey! Don't underestimate this commendation! If you hang it at the door, you can be sure that you won't dare to come to a dead dog! Ha ha! Awesome!! The ghost laughed with the look on your earned face.
Li Bo almost choked to death by these words. This **** old ghost really can't speak! Brother open the door to do business, why don't you curse us to die dogs! Looking at this emotional intelligence, I'm afraid that when I was alive, I didn't eat lawsuits on this mouth.
"Alright! The prize was also distributed, and the meal was eaten! Now! There's still something serious to discuss with you, oh no, I'm going to inform you! After stretching his waist soothingly, the ghost often "sighed", and the evil qi in his body suddenly skyrocketed, returning to the gloomy state when they met before, and this sudden change startled Li Bo.
"Ugh! Sorry ha! I'm scared of you, I'm going to get down to business, I still like majesty! The ghost was often in a state of anger, and smiled at Li Bo a little embarrassed. As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly returned to his original appearance, and Li Bo scolded in his heart, this is definitely a neurosis! Wrong! Oh yes! It's a neuropathy!! Dare to love the previous award or something, it's not a serious thing at all?
Through the nonsense that the ghost often sprinkled in the next half hour or so, the four of Sanssouci finally understood the cause and effect of this goods coming to them. To say that the master in front of him is really a great master, and his identity even far exceeds Li Bo's expectations in their minds, and he almost didn't let these rookies kneel on the spot.
This fat man who claimed to be a ghost had a name called Fan Wusu a long time ago, and Lu Gouchen was almost scared when he heard this name. Who is Fan not saved? That's the office director of Yin Si, and he is also a fierce god who is as jealous as hatred and murders ghosts! Maybe some people don't know who Fan Wuxuan is, so when it comes to his other name, everyone probably knows it--- black impermanence!
If you want to say that such a great god would run to the small temple of Sanssouci Hall for no reason to find Li Bo and a few of them, it really has something to do with what Li Bo thought before. This ghost is always there, and it is not false to be jealous and hateful, and it is not false to say that he is a sincere person. But the bad thing is in his broken mouth, and basically everything he can offend in the yin is what he can offend. Even his best brother, Seventh Master Bai Wuchang, has nothing to say to the two of him, and he --- a word cheap!
This official rank is a blind man rolling the stairs under the exclusion of a group of Yin gods, and he is swept to the end! Speaking of which, the name of Raushzi's southwest business director is quite domineering, but it is also relative, right? Let Zhang Pozui get a pit, and suddenly be brought from a central cadre to a local place to be a county master, this is enough. It is also called to experience life on the front line of the local area.
Today's coming to give them a certificate of merit is also caused by this whim, because in the past few decades, the authentic Taoist priests on the market who can have a relationship with Yin Si have basically disappeared, which directly led to the fact that the business dealings between the world and Yin Si are almost broken. To say that this from ancient times to the present, for thousands of years, the Yin Division and the Taoist priests in the Yang world have maintained a long-term strategic cooperative relationship, and the things that the Yin Division is too busy to do will be taken over by the Taoist priests in the Yang world, and do a good job, then when your Yang life is over, it is time for the Yin Division, needless to say, the treatment of second-tier civil servants on the board.
But such a traditional business chain of thousands of years ago was burned by the red flame of decades ago. After all, in that era, who could still have the leisure to help you do this in the underworld, it really had to be rectified, I am afraid that even Yang Shou will not be able to live, who can still take care of Yin Shou.
Since then, the Yin Si has really messed up. The ghosts and mountain gods sent out are coming in waves, but the evil ghosts and fierce ghosts in the world really can't be caught, and there is no end to the endless.
No, let Li Bo and the others stab the fish that slipped through the net in Qingcheng Mountain, which made this god who was deposed to the southwest to be a cold bench interested. In these years, there are still people in the yang world who have this ability? It's news, you have to check it out. No, this great god bypassed the layers of officials under him and came directly to Sanssouci Hall.
"In view of the fact that you let go of the evil ghost in the soul cave of Qingcheng Mountain for no reason, you hindered the normal arrest operation of the Yin Si master! Although its heart is commendable, but! The consequences are severe! So, I sent the certificate, and the next thing is to be punished. Hearing this, Li Bo couldn't hold back the fear of this great god in his heart, and waved his hand in protest with some trembling.
"Huh? Do you have an opinion? Ghost Chang paused and looked at Li Bo and asked.
"It's... How can this punish us, we have obviously done a good deed! You didn't have anyone there! And isn't your award a recognition of our actions? ”
"One yard to one yard! I'm the most disciplined, old ghost. It's said that your intentions are commendable, but you haven't thought that even if some of our management is a little derelict in their duties, we can still react if we give a little more time. Then we reacted, and we will send a powerful demon-level Yin Cha Mountain God to catch it! Where are we going to find this obstacle when you make such a fuss? You say, "Is it your responsibility?" ”
Li Bo was speechless when he heard the old man's explanation of such a reasonable dereliction of duty, this is how the emotional yin is played?
"So! I'm here for the old ghost, from today on, no matter what evil ghost you meet, I will arrest the old ghost. Yes! Whether it's your business or not, you'll have to arrest me. When you're done, find a messenger nearby and send it to me. Yes! Well done reward! It's not impossible to live for two more years, to die and become a civil servant! That's all I have to say, if you let me know that you have a side to me! Huh! Looking at the essence of the ghost Chang on his body with an official tone, the four people in front of him were all trembling.
"! I almost missed a little, old ghost, I asked a few other directors in the general direction to play mahjong, so I won't talk to you. Well done! Yes! If you have nothing to do, don't think about looking for me! You can't find your level! It's going to be indefinite! Don't be lazy! I'm going to keep an eye on you, old ghost! Hum!!! The word hum is still in my ears, but the ghost in front of me is long gone.
The crowd was in an uproar, all of them sat on the ground and looked at each other without tears.
"I feel that since we took Boss Chen's big order, have we embarked on a road of no return..... Isn't that money supposed to be earned? Li Bo muttered to the glittering "certificate" in front of him.
"Alas! Let's open it! At least our days are heaven and earth now compared to before. Get by, we are not saviors, how many stomachs and how much porridge to drink, what should we do! Thinking too much and getting tired! Mao Xiaofang patted Li Bo's shoulder and said with relief.
A few people were silent.
"Huh? What the hell is going on? Just let it float around like this? After being silent for a long time, Li Bo looked at the "award" that was still floating and said.
"This... Or just listen to the ghost uncle's words and hang it at the door, lest any eyeless thing come in and talk about it, then what's the matter! Monk Zhang Xu touched his head and said.
Forehead! This can be had. Just do it, Li Bo grabbed the stool and grabbed the "Yin Si Commendation Order" and strode out of the door, only to hear the sound of "pop".
"Huh? What is this special certificate made of? Comes with all-purpose glue! It's a slap in the face! Hearing this, everyone also went out and looked up, and the award certificate was squarely pasted on the left side of the "Sanssouci Hall" signboard at the moment, without any frame, and the five big characters of "Yin Si Commendation Order" flickered, complementing the signboard of Sanssouci Hall, setting off an alternative weird momentum.
Since then, for the first time, Sanssouci Hall has a golden sign from the "official", although... It's a bit unacceptable to come out of nowhere......