I don't know how long it took, but when I woke up, I found myself lying on the kang at home. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info and Xing Jun and they sat on the edge of the kang with drooping faces one by one, it was obvious that they should have been trained by my father.

I didn't dare to squeak, but my mother found out. My mother's eyes were a little red, I think she cried

My mom said I was fine when I woke up, don't think about it too much, and then went out to cook for me. My father asked me why I went to the foot of the back mountain, and looking at his old man's face at that time, I understood that there must be a fat beating, but I don't know how long the deadline will come.

At this time, Xing Jun stretched his neck and asked me with a smile if I was better, why did I faint after peeing. If he hadn't carried me back in the rain, I would still be sleeping under the mountain. After saying that, he turned his head and told my dad with a hippie smile that he had learned a science in school: children who don't like breakfast will faint.

I ignored him, but I felt a "chuckle" when he finished speaking. "Belly"!! I quickly reached out and lifted the quilt to see that my belly was intact, and it didn't look like it had been sewn with thread when I looked closely. I thought that I must have dreamed after fainting, how can there be any paper man or something, and the criminal boss also said that he should believe in science.

That night, the village chief came to my house again and was invited by my father. My father was about to pull me out of the bed, saying that he would let the fairy family see it. I said no, I just didn't have enough breakfast, and my dad suddenly put away his smile at me, and I was so frightened that I quickly got up. The village chief still pulled his face, and reached out to look at the heel of my tongue, the whites of my eyes, etc. After reading it, a hint of surprise flashed on his face, but he turned around and told my father not to worry, it's okay. Then my father dragged him out into the yard to drink.

Time flies, and the years are silent. A few more years later, by which time I had graduated from high school. Since I had studied well enough in high school, I didn't have to go to college.

When I was in high school, I had a crush on a girl of the same class, Shi Xuanxuan, during which I specially permed my hair and bought hairspray for this matter, and I secretly used a lot of stationery, all of which were written and rubbed, rubbed and then written, but I never dared to give it to her. Later, I couldn't hold back and confessed. But she told me very clearly that she didn't have feelings for me, but liked Oda in our class.

Speaking of Oda, to be honest, apart from his looks and height, I don't think he's better than me. But Xiao Tian's family controls the largest gold mine in our local area, and Xiao Tian himself is also a popular figure in the school, and he knows a lot of people outside the school, and he has also had scandals with many girls. And he was generous, and on his birthday, he invited all the teachers and students of our grade group to go to the best restaurant in the county to splurge them, of course, including myself.

Because of something on my mind, I drank high that time. After three rounds of drinking, I pulled Xiao Tian aside and told him in person that Shi Xuanxuan liked him, and I said that if you Tian Jinzhu (Xiao Tian) let down Xuanxuan, I Wu Zhengcheng will never let you go. Now that I think about it, I was really good enough for 2B at the time to make such a move. And Xiao Tian's response at that time just confirmed this, he only said contemptuously: "Hehe, don't worry, after she and her brother are over, how about my brother recommend you to her?" ”

"you MD" Hearing the goddess being humiliated, I didn't say a word, and I punched angrily... The end result of the incident was that my father took me to buy some nutritional products and went to Oda's house to apologize. And back in school, I was completely laughed at...

This incident has not been forgotten by the passage of time, and I still haunt it to this day. As graduation approached, I was full of confidence in my future and secretly vowed to get ahead in the future and win back Xuanxuan's heart.

After graduation, I stayed at home for a period of time, during which I watched some of my peers herd cattle and sheep at home, some worked as construction workers, and some asked people to find connections to drive for leaders in the town. Especially this one who drives for the leader, when he comes out and goes in at home, he is called arrogant, and the momentum seems to be worse than that of the village chief.

"A bunch of villains, little chaffinch, know my ambition" I secretly thought, one day Lao Tzu will impress all of you, everyone !!

However, the reality is painful, and my first job was not like the fantasy at home, "wearing a suit and leather shoes, signing documents and earning hundreds of millions a year, nor a windbreaker, sunglasses and toothpicks, holding an AK or something to hug around". Instead, he worked as a waiter in a hotel in the city, with a monthly salary of 450 yuan, yuan. I really don't show my face much.

The person I came here to introduce was Xing Jun, an old waiter at this hotel. Speaking of Xing Jun, this time I saw that he was obviously stronger than when he was at home, and his skin had become darker. It seems that there is no shortage of exercise.

I was joined by my classmate Hu Yu. Hu Yu is the grandson of the village chief, and his birthday is only 2 days older than mine, and he is very introverted and rarely talks. He looks like a dog but is not easy to dress.

When he was at home, he didn't like to play with us, but he turned over his grandfather's pile of rags every day, what charms, spells, ancient books or something, and he was dedicated to "cultivating immortals". We all call him "Taoist God" behind our backs. But according to others, he seems to have more or less two hits.

On the first day of work, I learned that earning money was a hard job, and Hu Yu and I and a few other newcomers all needed to be trained by Boss Xing, the minister of the plate. It is said that training is to practice serving dishes back and forth between hotel floors and getting familiar with the box. I didn't do anything else for a whole day, so I ran back and forth with empty plates. But looking at Xing Jun's domineering appearance when he trained us, I really wanted to go up and beat him.

However, during the period, I saw many well-dressed and tall waiters on all floors, and they were full of eyes, which can be regarded as both gains and losses.

The difficult day was finally over, and after eating the staff meal after getting off work in the evening, Lao Xing took us to the housekeeping department to get the bedding and came to the dormitory to make the bed. When I received the futon, I really admired Lao Xing, and when I communicated with the aunt who was in charge of the bedding in the housekeeping department, the Mandarin was really ordinary enough, the same as the people on TV, and when I turned around and talked to us, it was like two people, and I was a little handsome in an instant.

The dormitory is on the 7th floor of the hotel, which is temporarily appropriated by some rooms that are basically unused, and there is also an automatic water dispenser at the door. When I opened the door of the room, it was cleaner than I imagined, and there were only 4 people living in our room, Xing Jun and a college student who worked part-time, plus me and the "Taoist God". When the college student saw us coming in, he hurried over to help us lay out the futon. After laying out the futon, I called my brother and handed me a cigarette, I took it and looked at the sign I rely on Marlboro, thinking that a box of these cigarettes is my current daily salary, and I don't seem to be as big as him, right?

A few of us sat on our respective beds while smoking, listening to Lao Xing tell me seriously about what happened to him and which waitress and so on. As soon as I heard this, I knew that his old problem had worsened, "all-weather, intermittent braggaking out of control --- advanced stage".