Chapter 247: Pee in the crotch of your pants
I was wondering in my heart, it stands to reason that now that Tang Shu is controlling me, even if he is fast, I should be able to keep up with his speed, why is there no so-called speedy corpse fast?
"You kid, it's all your own poor health, if your physique could be as good as your friend named Li Yong, I would have put him down!" Tang Shu's voice came from his heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Since that's the case, then you might as well control Li Yong directly!" I said.
"No, he's not a demon body, no matter how good his physique is, it's useless! And I can only control your body, not others! ”
As soon as Tang Shu finished speaking, the speedy corpse seemed to be impatient. Rushed towards me.
Actually, I'm thinking, although the speed of the Rapid Corpse is really fast, every time I hit him, he can dodge to the side, but it is nothing more than to dodge in three directions, that is, my left and right sides, and the top of my head, no matter where he dodges from, I can hit him directly, maybe I can hit him.
"Haha, your idea is good, blind typing, there is a 30% chance of guessing the direction of the speed corpse to dodge, but because the speed is too fast, guessing the right direction may not be able to hit him, the comprehensive probability, there is a 10% chance of hitting him." Tang Shu's voice came from my heart again.
At this time, the Extreme Corpse had already rushed in front of me, and I still slashed at him, as I imagined, the Extreme Corpse in front of me turned into an afterimage, and at this time, I quickly gathered my true qi and slashed out to the left.
True Qi roared out, flew over and slashed between those little zombies and corpse chasers in the distance, and immediately blew up a large area, but there was no speed corpse in sight, it seems that the direction was guessed wrong.
There was a whirring wind behind me, and then I was sent out by a very powerful force in the back of my neck, and I flew out directly and knocked a large number of small zombies away!
I slowly stood up holding my neck, and I felt like my neck was about to break! Grandma's, when did the speed corpse become so powerful! I slowly looked up, and saw a relatively large zombie standing next to the speed corpse, his uncle's was a giant corpse that had not appeared just now!
At this time, I felt a lot of pain in my neck, and it was difficult to twist it, and the people around me who were from the corpse chaser faction were frightened and retreated again and again, directing the little zombies to pounce on me.
I didn't have time to pay attention to them at all, so I waved the magic sword left and right, and two waves of sword qi flew out and directly blew up the little zombies around me.
At this time, Gu Daochang and Uncle Liu were still fighting with the two black-clothed men and the zombies they summoned, and Cai Liao had also been fighting with the little zombies around him, who were not one after the other, and these zombies seemed to be never finished, for so long, the number had not decreased at all, and there were more and more corpses on the ground.
Grandma's, if it goes on like this, only we will suffer, after all, zombies will not be tired, we are human beings, and sooner or later we will be consumed by these zombies to death here.
At this time, I suddenly saw another black gas floating towards us in the distance, and it seemed that it was the same black gas that caused people to be unconscious, so I hurriedly shouted, "Master, there is another black gas floating towards us!"
As soon as the words fell, I felt a strong wind coming from the side, and I directly stretched out my hand to block it.
"Bang!"
The giant corpse punched me in the arm, and it actually shook me back half a step, it seems that this giant corpse is really amazingly powerful.
At this moment, the Speedy Corpse also rushed over, and I raised a foot and kicked it towards the Giant Corpse, and after kicking the Giant Corpse away, the Speedy Corpse rushed over and stabbed me in the throat with its claws.
I hurriedly hid to the side, and at this time, Gu Daochang's voice sounded: "Pee on your clothes, tear it off and cover your mouth and nose!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Extreme Corpse grabbed at me so fast that I couldn't even see him.
"it!!"
I was also forced to be in a hurry, and I yelled, and suddenly a powerful air flow burst out from me, directly rushing out of the speed corpse.
At this time, it was an opportunity, and I took advantage of the moment to rush towards the Extreme Corpse, and as soon as he landed, I raised my magic sword to gather true qi and slashed at him!
At this time, the speed corpse couldn't react at all, this sword could cut him 100%, but at the moment before it was about to cut him, I was knocked out by a huge force, it was the giant corpse.
Grandma's, these two zombies are quite cooperative, at this time, those black gases are getting closer and closer to us, take off their clothes, and then pee, there must be no chance, these two zombies will wait for me to do these things before coming to deal with me? Apparently impossible.
At this time, I suddenly felt that my crotch was wet, and suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past.
"Tang Shu, fuck your uncle, is it really okay for you to pee in the crotch of your pants like this." I was immediately groaned, and the feeling of peeing directly in the crotch of my pants was really uncomfortable!
"Don't complain, what's the matter?" Tang Shu asked.
After listening to this, I immediately shut up, of course my life is important!
Tang Shu controlled me, reached directly into the crotch of his pants, and tore off his panties with a click! I endured the hot pain of being rubbed on my buttocks, and after taking out my panties, I put them directly on my face and covered my nose and mouth.
Suddenly, a smell of urine came into my nose, which was really uncomfortable! But for the sake of his own life, it's not a problem!
At this time, those black gases also floated over, enveloping me in it, and my vision suddenly became very poor, in this case, I only suffered from fighting zombies, so I ran directly to the side.
I saw that Gu Daochang and the others didn't know how to do it, and they all covered their mouths and noses with their clothes in such a fierce battle, could they also pee directly on the crotch of their pants like me?
In other words, Song Kun doesn't know where to go, in short, the elf fruit and the spirit snake grass are on me, what does he do! It's my!
There was a sound of wind behind me, and as soon as I turned around, it was the Extreme Corpse chasing after me, and I shot a true qi directly behind me, and the Extreme Corpse easily dodged over.
I have to find a way, otherwise I won't be able to beat him, and I will have to waste my own efforts. At this time, I only felt a little dizzy in my head, it must have been caused by inhaling a small amount of that black gas, in fact, there will still be a small amount of black gas inhaled by doing this, and those highly toxic smoke on the TV, as long as you do this, you can avoid it, it's all a lie.
After the speed corpse rushed over, the giant corpse also followed, although the giant corpse was very powerful, but when it met me at this time, it couldn't be used at all, it seems that I should kill the giant corpse first.
I pretended to slash at the Swift Corpse, but as expected, the Swift Corpse dodged, and without any hesitation, I flew towards the Giant Corpse with both feet!
I slashed towards the giant corpse with a knife, and the purple true qi slashed straight towards the giant corpse, although the giant corpse has a lot of strength, the speed is not fast, so I definitely can't dodge it. (To be continued.) )