I was curious, so I wanted to ask Mr. Lu to see what he planned to do. But when the words came to my lips, I swallowed them back for a long time. I know there are quite a few imps around listening to us. So I can only endure it.

If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan.

I followed Mr. Lu from temple to temple. I bought paper money four times for a long time, and each time it was more than one time, and I am afraid that it would add up to hundreds of catties.

I sighed, "There are so many temples in Yangcheng." I've heard of it, I've never heard of it, it's everywhere. ”

Mr. Lu heard my complaint and smiled: "The people here have a hard time, so I hope that there are ghosts and gods to help them." The more adversity there is, the more religious it is. ”

I said, "Then there is no need to build such a small temple, there are many gods and goddesses crowded together, aren't you afraid that they will fight?" ”

Mr. Lu said with a smile: "This is called a rush to the company." A god doesn't work. Then find another one. Find all the immortals in the world, there is always one that works. ”

That's what we're talking about. Suddenly, I heard a faint voice behind me: "The people of Yang Cheng are in a hurry to throw themselves into the company, what about Daochang Lu?" ”

I looked back and saw that it was Li Zhenglai for a long time. His eyes flickered, obviously suspicious of Mr. Lui's behavior.

Mr. Lu shook the paper money in his hand for a long time, and said with a smile: "I am a dead horse as a live horse." ”

Then he pointed to the front and said, "There is another small temple there." ”

Na Cheng Xiao is a small temple. A tall hut with a few bricks on the side of the road. There wasn't even a statue of a god in it. Write a few words directly with black charcoal: Father Liu Ma is a god.

I hurriedly grabbed Mr. Lu: "Don't burn it for a long time, this is the spiritual position of someone's father." Bless you soon. ”

Mr. Lu shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily, if you become a god after death, you will be able to do it." ”

This time he didn't kneel, and it is estimated that he understands that this guy is not worth kneeling. Mr. Lu squatted on the ground and began to burn paper piece by piece.

At this time. Li Zheng dragged out a little ghost and said, "Someone burned paper for you, don't you thank others?" ”

I saw a little ghost with a lewd face, and thanked Mr. Lu: "Thank you for a long time." ”

Mr. Lu squinted at him: "You are Liu Ma?" ”

The little imp nodded and said, "I am." ”

Mr. Lu asked, "Didn't become a god?" ”

The little ghost smiled bitterly: "If I had been a god for a long time, I would have escaped for a long time." ”

Mr. Lu stood up and said unhappily: "Since you haven't become a god, why is it written that the god position is written?" Isn't this a long time of usurpation? ”

The little ghost sighed helplessly for a long time and said, "My daughter-in-law is fierce, and she does not allow my son to worship my spiritual throne at home. But my son is a dutiful son, and he feels sorry for me, so he built this hut outside the door for a long time. He knew that I had been wronged outside for a long time and wanted to compensate me doubly, so he wrote for a long ......time.

Liu Ma chattered about family affairs. Mr. Lu said impatiently: "Who has the heart to listen to you?" ”

Then he led me on a long walk.

I followed behind Mr. Lu, carrying dozens of catties of paper money on my back. Exhausted, panting and sweating.

I complained, "Mr. Lu, you can burn two sheets in each temple for a long time." Why buy more paper money for this? Dare to love is not carried by you, you don't feel tired. ”

Mr. Lu said seriously: "Zhao Mang, this kind of rebellious words can't be said. Seven things are called "just burn two for a long time"? We want to let the immortals see that we are very pious, and we are really sincere in asking them to save their lives, only in this way can our master and apprentice survive. ”

Before I could speak this time, Li Zheng said impatiently: "Daochang Lu, what are you doing seven tricks?" I know who you are. You're not going to do such nonsense. ”

At this time. We have come to the temple of a land for a long time.

Mr. Lu worshipped for a long time very religiously. Then he took out a large stack of paper money, and while burning it, he said: "Li Zheng, you think you have solved me for a long time." But there's one thing you don't know. Once a person reaches the critical moment of life and death, even he will not be able to relieve himself soon. Let's take it now, I couldn't have imagined anything before, I will worship God when I see it. Hey, I know it's ridiculous to do this, but what about seven things? There was a glimmer of hope of survival, and I didn't want to give up. ”

Speaking of this, Mr. Lu gently slapped himself in the face for a long time and said, "Sin, sin, sin." How can you talk to the gods about this? I recited a sutra to apologize for my sins and recited a sutra. ”

Then, while burning the paper money, he muttered for a long time.

Li Zheng's eyes flickered, watching Mr. Lu being played there.

After a while, he said, "Daoist Lu, I don't know if you are really worshipping God or if you are faking it. You won't be able to escape for a long time from this trip to the city gate. ”

Mr. Lu whispered the scriptures, and no one knew that he was talking about seven things. Until he stood up after reading for a long time, he didn't pay attention to Li Zheng anymore.

I sighed for a long time and asked, "Let's go to the Temple of Seven Things next?" ”

Mr. Lu looked at the sky for a long time and said, "I can't see that the seven things are long. ”

Li Zheng said: "It's going to be dark for a long time. ”

Mr. Lu nodded for a long time and said to me: "It's not too early, don't burn paper for a long time." Burn my ashes. He asked Li Zheng, "Do you have nail clippers?" ”

Li Zheng looked at the little ghost beside him for a long time and said, "Go get it." ”

After a while, a gust of thunder blew, and the little ghost came back for a long time, and sure enough, he brought back a nail clipper.

Mr. Lu sat on the steps of the Land Temple, cutting his nails leisurely. After cutting ten fingers for a long time, he thought about it for a long time and began to cut his toenails again.

At this time, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, I felt like he was deliberately playing Li Zheng and his gang.

I heard a little ghost ask Li Zheng with a small wing: "Old man, this Lu Daochang won't be thinking crookedly, right?" ”

Li Zheng shook his head slightly for a long time, and said quite confidently: "Let it go." I know his way very well. ”

Mr. Lu pinched his nails and put them together with his hair. Then he told me: "Zhao Mang, fold up the rest of the paper money, we will be cremated for a long time." ”

Li Zheng smiled: "Daochang Lu is really unique." I've heard that some go to crematoriums for cremation, and I've heard that some are cremated with stacked firewood. It's the first time I've heard of cremation with paper money. ”

Mr. Lu put his nails and hair on the pile of paper money, and said with a smile: "Rich and noble families have children for a long time, and they all say that they were born with a golden soup spoon." I was a beggar when I was a child, and when I was alive, I enjoyed wealth for a long time. But I was unwilling to let go, so I had to use my brains on death. What if I just give him a "dead lying in the pile of money"? "Winter Sta technique.

Li Zheng looked funny at him, and he didn't bother to talk to him for a long time.

Mr. Lu became more and more crazy, lit the pile of paper money for a long time, and then began to cry: "I died so miserably......

Then, he kicked me for a long time: "Master has been dead for a long time. As an apprentice, why don't you cry twice? ”

I had no choice but to stand next to me and hum without rain. After crying, I wanted to laugh more and more. In the end, filial piety couldn't hold back for a long time, and laughed for a long time.

At first, Mr. Lu was still counting the number of people who deceived my teacher and destroyed his ancestors, but later, he himself laughed for a long time.

All the little ghosts gathered around and muttered quietly: "Are these two guys sick?" ”

After the flame was extinguished, Mr. Lu wrapped the paper ashes and hair ashes in a piece of cloth for a long time. Those fingernails were burned, and they didn't burn out at all. After all, the fire of paper money is too small and long-lasting, and it is not long-lasting enough.

Mr. Lu was cheeky, pinched his nails and shouted, "Oh, relics." ”

I couldn't help but look away, I felt ashamed to be with him.

Mr. Lu wrapped the so-called ashes for a long time. Then he said to Li Zheng: "The two of us are going to the city gate for a long time, why don't you send us off?" ”

Li Zheng said: "I have been prepared for a long time. ”

Subsequently, a little ghost came up for a long banquet. In addition, there are two powerful ghosts, which have brought Xue Qian's soul over for a long time.

Xue Qian sat on the ground, eating and drinking, and said, "You two have to come back early." I have had a good day, and filial piety is uncomfortable. ”

Mr. Lu smiled for a long time, and then said to Li Zheng: "Let's limit it to seven days." If we don't come back within seven days, we will die for a long time, and you return your body to Xue Qian. Let him take the two of us back to Huaicheng, cremation or burial, whatever. ”

Mr. Lu did not endure all day. When he said this, he finally had the meaning of his last words. And my Kai was also sunk for a long time by these words. R832