Chapter 69: The Crystal Coffin
The fat man also reacted at this time, there is no way out of this stone room, and there is something to kill people in the middle, this is obviously a trap, the owner of the tomb must want the tomb robber to step on the mechanism and fall down and smash the crockpot, and lead out a small hand to kill it, so directly above the crockpot, there must be a stone slab that can be broken when people step on it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Thinking of this, the fat man immediately perked up, holding an ancient knife in his hand, and swept at his feet, one was to cut off the little hand, and the other was to deter the corpse cockroaches that gushed out of the hole.
Originally, the fat man still wanted to fight with the corpse cockroach for 300 rounds, and said in his heart that the flesh on your fat man's ass was bitten off by you, and now that I have an ancient knife in my hand, I will definitely kill you without leaving a piece of armor, and shouted loudly, "All corpse cockroaches are coming!" Standing there majestically, but he didn't want the corpse cockroach to gush out of the hole, and he didn't even look at the fat man, and a large number of corpse kings rushed straight to the middle.
The fat man thought about it, and his heart was clear, this corpse king is a zongzi, that is a serious thousand-year-old carrion, this thing is in the eyes of the corpse cockroach, it is like the Rolls-Royce in the corpse cockroach food world, such a piece of food in front, who would want to eat the fat man's fat meat.
This can be a bad time for the fat man, how do you look at it, how do you think the corpse cockroach is cute, and keep clapping and applauding. I said in my heart that I let you chase me with a heartless corpse king, now it's a bad dish, I said that the group of corpse cockroaches are all back, the feeling is hungry and anxious, you old man has a little hand in front of the corpse cockroach and a corpse cockroach in the back, goodbye to you.
As soon as he was happy, his body began to shake, Xiao Wu was still sitting on top of him to get the slate, it was uncomfortable to lean his neck, he shook it again, and he was about to vomit to Xiao Wu, and hurriedly grabbed the fat man's hair, "You girl give me honesty, we haven't gone out yet." ā
The fat man's head hurt, and he also remembered what was going on, and tiptoed, "Can you do it?" ā
Xiao Wu and the fat man's height is not low, Xiao Wu sits on the fat man's shoulder, the two of them can add up to more than two meters tall and nearly three meters, which is exactly more than ten centimeters different from the stone slab, Xiao Wu immediately turned his hand over, "Shovel!" ā
The fat man's eyes were sharp, and as soon as Xiao Wu's words fell, the shovel was handed over, and the little five shovel was in front of him, and he directly took the shovel and slammed it with a "clang" sound, and the black square hole suddenly appeared above the heads of the two.
"Walk you!" When the fat man saw it, he rose up with his divine strength and sent Xiao Wu up, Xiao Wu put his hands on the edge, stepped on the fat man's shoulder, and jumped up all of a sudden.
"Hurry up!" Xiao Wu stretched out his hand, "Jump!" ā
How dare the fat man delay, just now he looked over there, the corpse king was already crawling with corpse cockroaches, and they all began to kneel on the ground and tremble, and there would be no place to die in a moment, so he took a deep breath, jumped up, and grabbed Xiao Wu's hand at once, "Quick!" Pull me up! ā
Xiao Wu didn't expect this fat man to be so heavy, as soon as the fat man caught it, Xiao Wu felt that his arm was about to break, his face was red, it was good not to let go, how to pull the fat man up.
"You grew up eating pig feed!" Xiao Wu gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to let go, his legs were on the edge of the hole, and he was about to use his strength to feed, "Do you have two hundred pounds!" ā
"Two hundred pounds of fart!" The fat man glanced to the side, and the corpse king had been knocked down by the corpse cockroach, and was lying on the ground smoking, "Hurry up, that group of corpse cockroaches is going to finish eating!" ā
"Then I'll have to have that much energy." Xiao Wu's hands were strained, and the green tendons on his arms came out, so he pulled the fat man up by ten centimeters.
The fat man shouted at the bottom, "Comrade Long Wu, can you do it, you can't do it, you are going to go behind, now you are like constipation, you wait a little longer, the seniors of the party-state will pull me to meet the proletarian vanguard." ā
Xiao Wuxin said that you are so light, you have to have one hundred and sixty pounds of fat to say the least, and you have to pout there like a live donkey, the ghost can pull you, and roared at the moment: "The two of us work together, you use my strength to come up." ā
The fat man saw that he could only do this, Xiao Wu's small body, it was already good to pull himself not to throw himself down, and replied immediately: "I'll count three, one, I'll your second uncle, three, three, three, three, three!" ā
When Xiao Wuyi heard this, he made a lot of effort on his waist and shouted: "Hi! Suddenly pulled the fat man up more than ten centimeters, and then the fat man also made a one-handed effort, jumped up with the force, and grabbed the edge of the hole with his left hand with a "snap".
"IāI'm so!" Xiao Wu lay directly on the ground, "You are fat, I'll go, I'm tired to death." ā
After the fat man crawled out, he took off all the little hands on his body and smiled at Xiao Wu, "I thought you were going to throw me underneath." ā
"Don't think I haven't thought about it!" Xiao Wu said: "Let me tell you, next time, I won't pull you." ā
The fat man smiled, "Oh, Comrade Long Wu, your ideological consciousness is really too low, we are all good young people who are building the motherland, so we naturally want to help each other." ā
"you!" Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, "If you hadn't been able to control your eyes and let out that fart, would we have made it like this?" ā
The fat man's face turned red, and he hurriedly made a haha to bypass this matter, "Where are we?" ā
Xiao Wu glared at him, and said angrily: "Now in the ancient tomb!" The corpse cockroach won't come up again, will it? āć
"No!" The fat man handed Xiao Wu's knife over, "You are a thief, the corpse cockroach doesn't dare to get close to the two of us, where can you get it?" ā
"The mountain spirit gave it!" Xiao Wu swept around with a flashlight, and found that the two of them were on top of a large hall, behind them was a very, very narrow door, a vertical one, the left and right sides of the hall were thick red lacquer pillars, I don't know what the material was, the paint on it was a little faded, and there was a yellow whirring metal maid under each pillar, with a plate on her head, which should be something similar to an ever-bright lamp.
"Oops!" The fat man walked to the front of an ever-bright lamp, put his hand in it, sniffed it, and said in surprise: "There is still fish oil here!" With that, he grabbed a lighter, and a flame suddenly jumped out and lit up the surroundings.
The fat man clicked one by one, and suddenly the lights were bright, Xiao Wu looked around, and saw that the hall was carved with beams and pillars, nothing else, that is, there were countless green crystal coffins around it, densely inlaid on the walls around it, Xiao Wu's flashlight swept away, and there was a black thing in the crystal coffin, and I didn't know if it was a corpse or something.
"I'll be a good girl!" The fat man also saw the crystal coffin on the wall, "How many people have to be buried here, what is the origin of the owner of this tomb?" ā
"I don't know!" Xiao Wu looked at the dense coffin, and goosebumps all over his body rose, "What kind of general should it be?" Look at this hall, you really can't build it without a little money. ā
"General?" The fat man pointed to the main hall and the crystal coffins around him, "The general can have a lot of money, not to mention anything else, such a large piece of crystal, it will be a lot of money, you look at the top and bottom of this, left and right, to say the least, there must be more than two hundred, this financial resources, Comrade Long Wu, we seem to have entered the tomb of a certain king." ā
"Really?" Xiao Wu continued to stare at those coffins, because he subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with this coffin, and swept over one by one, and suddenly found that the ninth crystal coffin in the third row on the left hand side was actually empty!
"Empty!?" Xiao Wu pointed with his hand, "Where is the corpse?" ā
"Am I a zongzi again!" The fat man held a shovel in his hand and bent over, as if he was stealing something, "This is a thousand-year-old tomb, we can't afford to have another thousand-year-old zongzi, and I didn't bring a black donkey's hooves." ā
"Huh?" When Xiao Wuyi heard this, his eyebrows raised, "What did you bring when you came out to rob the tomb, you didn't bring the hooves of the black donkey, did you bring the blood of the black dog?" ā
The fat man's big fat head shook like a rattle, "I didn't bring anything, so I brought a shovel, and the iron umbrella was given by the mountain spirit." I was going to find an ancient tomb and take a picture at the door and go back to fool my father, who knew I was going to enter here. ā
Xiao Wuyi heard that you are really a disaster star, you don't bring any equipment, you just came in to pit me, I was about to quarrel, I glanced at the back of the hall out of the corner of my eye, and suddenly saw a white figure standing there, with his back to the two, the black-haired old elder was about to droop to the ground, and couldn't help but roar.
"There are zongzi in front!" (To be continued.) )