"What a head this day is!" Looking at the lottery ticket that was crumpled and lying in a corner of the room, Li Bo wailed and covered his face and said. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A year ago, after he knocked out one of Mao Xiaofang's front teeth, he reluctantly recognized a cruel fact, the good days are over! He can't go back to that ** fighter in the silk. Because Mao Xiaofang said that it is rare for a person like him to lack a soul, anyway, he has never encountered it, even if it won't happen too much, such as dying or something! However, it will still appear to be played with by ghosts at any time. I guess I was annoyed if I wanted to be a normal person, and with nothing to do, Li Bo made a decision that made him regret hundreds of days and nights, and followed Mao Xiaofang to do a cleaning business, that is, a copycat Taoist.

Under the shameless lobbying of Mao Dashi, the fat monk also resigned from the comfortable monk job in Daci Temple to join the two, and set up his own den, oh no, office! And it has a nice name------ Sanssouci Hall!

The fat man, like Li Bo, has been entangled in regret for hundreds of days and nights every day, and the monks of Daci Temple are estimated to have already increased their salaries now. Thousands of months! Wandering around in work clothes at any time can still enjoy the pilgrimage gaze of the world, how glamorous, how tall and tall! Now it's good! I've been eating instant noodles here for almost half a month, and this product can only shout that the Buddha is on it every day! Hurry up and take him out of the sea of suffering!

The fat man, a former genuine monk, was forced by Li Bo to put on a cottage monk's robe again and sell Bodhisattva cards door-to-door in the community with tears in his eyes, which is the kind of small golden card, on which a Guanyin smiles at you. The lotus pond is purchased for one dollar, and the reserve price is five yuan, and sometimes you can give fifty hundred when you meet a generous one, who is the fat man! That used to be a genuine monk! was forced to sell this thing, and it was really hard for him, but fortunately, it was an old community, with a majority of elderly people, and there were still many people who bought it, but this is not a long-term solution. The fat man came home covering his face for a long time after that, for fear that someone would see him and recognize him and say that he was a liar.

Once when the three of them were eating fat rice noodles on the side of the road, Li Bo asked the fat man curiously, where did he learn to be excessive? Could it be that the monks in the temple really know that thing? After all, there aren't many people who can do this now. The fat man's answer was very simple, the family heirloom, counting his grandfather, his family can be regarded as three generations of monks. Li Bo has a black line, three generations of monks, you can all pass it down..... when you look at Mao Xiaofang, you can see the word "obscene monk" in each other's eyes.

When Sanssouci was first established, there was no money! Mao Xiaofang was even more shameless and declared, "Li Bo lacks courage, he can't protect himself, he needs someone to protect him!" "Therefore, Sanssouci Hall was simply set up in Li Bo's house. A set of 80 square meters is divided into a hall with a hall, a private reception room with two bedrooms and a worry-free hall. In this regard, Li Bo had no opinion at first. After all, in the great blueprint given by Mao Xiaofang, their Sanssouci Hall will monopolize the big ghosts and little ghosts in Darong City, and the wealth will be rolling in! You can get a lot of money, and you can move to an office building soon, what a scenery it is! When the time comes, I am marrying a little daughter-in-law who is like a flower, how comfortable are those days?

Outcome! Looking at Li Bo, who was still guarding Sanssouci Hall in the middle of the night and smoking a stuffy cigarette, he knew the ending. Mao Xiaofang was responsible for going outside to pick up business, then Li Bo went out to do things together, and finally the fat man was responsible for overdue. Oh, the fat monk's real name is Zhang Xu, there is nothing wrong with this name, and the artistic conception of the rising sun is quite good. But the strange thing is that the fat man doesn't like others to call him his real name, and after a long relationship, Li Bo almost choked to death without a mouthful of mineral water when he figured out the reason. It turned out that his father was no longer a monk when he named him, and the rising sun was all bubbles. His father's original intention was to --- Zhang Jiu nine times a day, and then the teacher next door thought it was not good, so he changed it to Zhang Xu, otherwise the fat man would have .... Sure enough, it is worthy of being a monk for three generations......

We have fake Taoist priests, and we also have cottage monks, what an integrated operation process, why can it be mixed to this extent? Li Bo was a little puzzled, look at tonight, the people are wet and haven't come back in the early morning, how hard and dedicated! Why? Is it because he looks like a magic stick?

If it doesn't work this month, it is estimated that Li Bo will have to go out to beg for words. After all, the living expenses of the three of them have always come from Li Bo for a long time, and with the fact that he has to repay the loan, his small savings have long been exhausted. Now a few people can't make up two hundred yuan, and instant noodles can't support three big men for two weeks. It seems that the fat man still has to continue to sell those Bodhisattva cards left at home. Life is short, be happy in time! This is Mao Dashi's life quote. However, now I can't even take care of the instant noodles, and it's okay to be happy! Every time he looked at the complaining expression of the fat man after drinking a bowl of instant noodle soup, Li Bo couldn't bear it! What a cute fat man! How can I bear it!

"Old Mao! Why do you look like this? Got people beaten again? At four twenty, a man with two black circles under his eyes opened the door unkempt, it was Mao Dashi himself who had returned from going out to do business. However, at this time, he looks very different from when he met Li Bo three years ago, at least he looked like he still had a little bit of money to fool people, but now, he looks like an old ** silk with hair in the wind. It doesn't look as good as Li Bo's appearance, after all, there is no comparison in age! ** Si, who is in her forties, still tells you ancient texts with a cheap smile at any time, and it is estimated that everyone wants to take a picture and have fun. As soon as Mao Xiaofang entered the door, Zhang Xu came out of the bedroom with a big belly, and at a glance, he saw an obvious slap mark on Mao Xiaofang's face. I don't know what's going on with this product, so I eat instant noodles and grow meat! is also a bubble noodle body, and Li Bo and Mao Xiaofang are getting slimmer and slimmer.

"Hey, hey! Dear friends! There's good news and bad news, which do you want to hear? Mao Xiaofang didn't care about the fat man's yin and yang weirdness, he was used to it, after all, he didn't expect to be so miserable when he pulled everyone into the gang, sometimes he suspected that there must be a declining god among these three people, otherwise he couldn't be rich and expensive before, and it was no problem for the master to fool around at any time to eat and drink!

"Okay! I don't want to hear the bad stuff anymore! No matter how bad it is, can it be worse than the bleak result that we don't even have to eat instant noodles for the next week? Li Bo snuffed out the cigarette in his hand and came over, it was a matter of food and clothing, he couldn't ignore it! In the past two years, he has also learned a lot from Mao Xiaofang, although he can't shock the evil ghost with a mighty sentence like the male protagonist in the novel, but it is difficult for ordinary things to scare him.

"The good news is that I got a deal tonight, and that guy should be quite rich. When I was walking around the cottage today, I saw a man, and I saw that his seal hall was too dim, and eighty percent of it was entangled by ghosts, hehe! So I talked to him for a while, and he accepted my business card and said that he would contact me tomorrow! Hum! Finally something to do! Mao Xiaofang's eyebrows fluttered and said.

"Yo! Lao Mao is good! That's good news! The fat man stood up happily, waved his fist, and said fiercely: "This time, we must make a beautiful order, at least to get the living expenses for these two months!" Lao Tzu wants to eat meat! Li Bo looked at the fat man in front of him speechlessly, what kind of world does this have to be able to force a monk to grit his teeth and yell to eat meat?

"Where's the bad news?" Li Bo was in a good mood, he had a business to do, that is, the mortgage had to be repaid, and he was slightly relieved.

"Today I went to the south gate to find the last guest to collect money, there was no one at home, asked the property management, said that it had moved away! I don't think I can get it! Mao Xiaofang swept away the elation just now and said a little depressed. The fat man also wilted, Li Bo sighed, sure enough, another defaulter! Li Bo has seen a lot of this in the past year, you helped him get it, and people know that you got it! But I didn't see it with my own eyes! There's always going to be a little bit of cleverness. Besides, people who have been haunted in a house don't think much about living in the first place, where can they find it? After all, these days, help people catch ghosts without paying, call the police? I don't know who I'll arrest when the time comes.

"There has been no news for more than a month, and I expected it! Forget it! Isn't Ming'er having a business again? Patience is over! The two of them before Li Bo met were demoralized and hurriedly comforted, after all, Ming'er has business, and this state is not easy to negotiate!

Early in the morning, at nine forty, the three masters of the entire Sanssouci Hall sat around the living room, and in the middle of the coffee table was Mao Xiaofang's Motorola many years ago.

"Old Mao! Is it reliable? Don't be the drunken talk people told you last night! "Since eight o'clock in the morning, the three of them have been sitting like this. During this period, the fat man also checked several times, and Li Bo also called once with his mobile phone, for fear that the three of them would be deaf and not hear the ringtone. However, I was disappointed again and again, and my face was full of tears! Mao Xiaofang didn't speak, yawned and continued to stare at the phone in a daze. Li Bo smoked as always, thinking to himself that if he didn't call again, it would probably be no fun. People are not in a hurry, don't say it first, the price is not easy to negotiate! I sighed slightly in my heart, alas! It's better to let the fat man go out and sell the Bodhisattva card.

"hellomoto ......." Just when everyone was extremely disappointed, Mao Xiaofang's original ringtone suddenly exploded at this time, and the three of them instantly got together on the table, an unfamiliar number! Li Bo was overjoyed in his heart and motioned for Mao Xiaofang to take it, and the fat man also stared at Mao Xiaofang with tears in his eyes.

"Hey! I'm Mao Xiaofang! Mao Xiaofang always has an unfathomable Mandarin for unfamiliar numbers. The other two ears were attached to the back of Mao Xiaofang's phone one by one, although it was just a phone call, but the three hearts on the other end of the phone were trembling violently.

"Hello Master Mao! We met last night and I wanted to ask if you have time now, I want to meet you and talk! From Mao Xiaofang's eyes, Li Bo and the others could already read the joy contained in it, but Mao Da Shi was worthy of Mao Da Shi, and there was no trace of fluctuation in that tone, and it felt like a light cloud and a light breeze. If you don't see the look in his eyes now, no one can guess that this is a guy who can't even eat instant noodles.

"Good! Send me the address on your phone! I have time in the afternoon, and I'll bring my assistant to visit when the time comes! "It's still unfathomable Mandarin, it's still so ancient, politely hung up the phone and yelled at Mao Xiaofang to jump up and hang directly on the fat man." Ha ha! I said he'd call! Look at you! Li Bo touched his forehead painfully, a thin man in his forties and a fat man in his thirties hugged each other, how to look at how uncoordinated.

"Bo Bo Bo ~~~~" A string of gentle blisters represented the arrival of Mao Dashi's text message, picked up the phone and looked at it, Mao Dashi's face instantly became serious. "Fellow Daoists, this customer is not simple! You have to change your equipment and go into battle! After speaking, he handed the mobile phone to Li Bo and went into the room without looking back.

Li Bo took the phone and glanced at it casually, then threw it directly to the fat man and returned to the house, the fat man glanced at the two of them inexplicably before looking down at the mobile phone ----- "Longteng Villa District 6", just these words have made the fat man's mouth grin to the root of his ears, what kind of place is that! If you have money, you don't necessarily live in it. This time, at least half a year's living expenses are absolutely no problem.

Half an hour later, Mao Xiaofang, who was dressed in a restrained tunic, and Li Bo, who was dressed in a casual suit, appeared in the living room at the same time, and the two of them were very different when they followed the room now, just like the difference between Sailor Moon before and after her transformation. Mao Xiaofang's messy hair has been combed directly to the back of his head, and with a Mao suit and that standard light smile on his face, he knows at a glance that this person is not a simple person. On the other hand, Li Bo is much simpler, just wearing a simple casual suit, and it seems that he has deliberately taken care of his messy beard and put on a pair of flat glasses, like an assistant.

"It's the best, isn't it?" Mao Xiaofang looked at the backpack in the fat man's hand and asked, the fat man nodded and said, "Don't worry!" High-end atmosphere on the grade! Mao Xiaofang looked at Li Bo with a smile, Li Bo casually put the bag on his back, put on the pair of white gloves he was doing and yelled, "Let's go!" ”

"Get out of your sister! It's still morning, I'm in the afternoon! Mao Xiaofang slapped Li Bo on the back of the head.

"Day! Why not say morning! ”

"Reserved! Do you understand how to be reserved? That means we're busy, and we have other businesses! That's how to negotiate a price! ”

"Oh! It's also Karma! ”

Outcome! At noon, it was another instant noodle meal with nervous and excited anticipation.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, just as the food and clothing crisis in Sanssouci Hall came. This business is extremely important, and the two of them strode out of the carefree hall in the eager eyes of the fat man. Because he is basically a non-combatant, he usually sends his husband out like a little daughter-in-law. Forehead! Why husbands? This is not a good analogy. That's it anyway.

Li Bo's eyes were burning with a fierce fighting spirit, and he also fought hard in order to eat.