Chapter 12: Call Me Zhang Banxian
Some people say that when a person dies, his soul will leave the body, first slowly ascend to heaven, slowly fall to the ground, and then drift between heaven and earth for seven days and nights, and finally return to his hometown, visit the world, and reincarnate. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I don't know if I'm like that at the moment. It's just that I suddenly saw a child with a big head and purple skin, crawling on a man about twenty years old and gnawing on it.
Qu Xin and Peng Lin pounced like crazy, desperately tearing the big-headed child, but to no avail.
At this moment, a tall young man jumped on the big-headed child, grabbed its neck with his left hand, raised his right hand, and a golden light flashed, stabbing the big-headed child's head fiercely.
Suddenly, a stream of green liquid slanted out like a fountain.
The big-headed child seemed to be in pain, and suddenly leaned up, shook the young man away, turned around, and threw himself at the young man who fell on the wall with a hideous face.
And at this moment, an old man with black hair and white beard wearing a Tang costume appeared as if out of thin air, appeared in front of the young man, his mouth was full of words, and his right hand was raised, and he gently touched the big-headed child who rushed over.
The big-headed child flew upside down as if he had been hit hard, and fell hard where he had been. It fell on the man who had been gnawed by it before.
At this moment, due to being hit by the big-headed child, the body that had been sitting against the wall fell to the ground, revealing the only remaining half of the face - half of the face that I knew very well.
That's my face!
Even if the other half has been gnawed and exposed to the bones, I still recognize that this is the face that has been with me for twenty years!
Bang!
I was like a lightning strike, a splitting headache, and I was terrified, but I couldn't make a sound, but I felt that under the pain, my consciousness became more and more blurred, more and more blurred.
It turns out that death is like this.
I don't know how long it has been, but it seems like a blink of an eye, and it seems like hundreds of years.
A high-pitched whistle pulled me back from the dark world.
Consciousness slowly returned, and when I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a gray sky and a hazy moonlight.
Then, there was a cacophony of discussions.
"Shangxian, please, you can accept me when you are old!" This is Qu Xin Qu Sanjin's voice.
"Yes, yes, as soon as the immortals make a move, all the demons and monsters are gone! You are so powerful, are you still afraid of a small body of the sun? Take it. Besides, didn't you just say that this Sheng Yang Body is the most fucking thing, and it has attracted some weird things, and you just happened to practice with these weird things, didn't you? This is Peng Lin Peng Ermuzi's voice.
Are they talking about the Body of the Sun?
"The body of the little Shengyang, the immortal is naturally not afraid. I think back then, when I was an immortal, I dominated the world, and I didn't know how many ghosts, little elves, demon kings, and beast emperors had killed. It's just that the matter of accepting apprentices is too abrupt, so let's discuss it later, and discuss it later. This voice is hoarse and a little obscene. It's familiar, I should have heard it, but I don't know whose it is.
"Shangxian, please!" Qu Xin's voice seemed to be rapid, tense and complex.
What the hell is going on? Didn't I get killed by that kid with the big head? Could it be that after that big-headed kid killed me, he also packed up Qu Xin and Peng Lin and their two goods?
Yes, the big-headed kid is so powerful, even the young man with the boom of Niu Boyi is not an opponent, and it is naturally no longer a problem to kill Qu Xin and Peng Lin.
Alas!
When I think of this, I can't help but sigh in my heart. However, what I didn't expect was that with this sigh, I actually felt a strange thing churning in my stomach, from the bottom up, directly pushing out.
I hurriedly vomited sideways, but when I saw a hula sound, I actually vomited out a puddle of green and disgusting liquid, and it exuded a pungent stench!
"Lao Chen!"
"Chen Yifan!"
After two calls in a row, Peng Lin and Qu Xin ran over in surprise when they saw me wake up.
However, before they could run to my side, they hurriedly stopped, raised their hands to cover their noses, and said in unison, "Damn! Lao Chen, how much Daxiang have you eaten? Fainted baby! ”
Me: "......"
"It's just the cold poison of that ghost child, and if you spit it out, you'll be fine!" Although the voice is still cold, it is a little more popular than before, and it is no longer cold.
I wiped my mouth and looked up to see that it was the young man who had helped me break the embarrassment.
It's just that the lights were dim before, and I couldn't see my face clearly. Now that the lights are much brighter, I realized that this kid is so handsome, cut a board inch, and his face is angular and angular, showing a resolute character; The face is white and fat, and it adds to the beauty of rigidity. Coupled with his height of 1.8 meters, as well as his skills in fighting against big-headed children before...... I'm rubbing, this guy is simply the perfect male god of thousands of girls!
It's just that I didn't expect him to hang up too! Alas, it seems that the final winner should be the big-headed kid who is sorry for the society and sorry for the party.
Alas, good people don't live long, and disasters last for a thousand years!
When the young man noticed that I was staring at him, he actually blushed a little, and turned around in embarrassment and walked towards an old man with long black hair and white beard and wearing a Tang costume behind him.
Well, I'm a straight man! No other meaning, you're blushing?
Thinking of this, I struggled to stand up from the ground, but I felt that my legs were stiff and I couldn't stand up.
Qu Xin and Peng Lin found out about my intentions, perhaps because they felt that we were both bitter brothers in this underworld, so they covered their noses and endured the stench and ran over to help me up, and quickly pulled me aside.
I smiled and said to them, "I didn't expect that the first night our brothers got together, they left the world and became bitter brothers in the underworld!" Okay, you and I will go to Meng Po to ask for a bowl of soup to drink, and then go to reincarnation together, and be brothers in the next life! ”
Unexpectedly, Peng Lin turned pale, and said you, who made you a bitter brother in the underworld? Phew! If you want to be reincarnated by yourself, don't pull me!
Qu Xin also hurriedly catered to her, saying that it is, I heard that Meng Po is an old virgin who has lived for thousands of years, if you want to find her, you can go by yourself, Lao Tzu will not go!
I was blinded by what they said, and I didn't know what to say for a while, my head felt blank for a while, and my eyes involuntarily looked around.
The clouds don't know when they've receded. Zhengzhou on a moonlit night, although it is not as good as those first-tier cities in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, is also full of lights and traffic, and it is very lively.
In particular, Zhengzhou's North Ring Road, with the support of the government, has developed rapidly, and prices have continued to rise, showing prosperity and health.
Yes! What a familiar place!
A piece of grass and trees, a piece of dust and soil, a brick and a tile......
"Is this still Zhengzhou? Don't...... I'm alive? I cried out in a flash of realization.
"Of course you're alive. There is an immortal here, even if the king of Hades comes in person, I can leave you behind! It was the old man with black hair and white beard who was holding a long cigarette stick in his left hand and walked up to me with his right hand behind his back and proudly flaunted to me.
I couldn't help but think of what I saw when I was dying. Although this old guy looked at it no matter how he looked at it, it was different from the people I saw before when I was dying, but I still quickly gave a thumbs up and flatteringly answered: "Uncle, you are really bullboy!"
However, in response, a cigarette stick hit me on the skull: "Call me Zhang Banxian!" Remember, it's Zhang Banxian!! ”