Chapter 009: Pigs and Dogs in Heat

The pig and the dog have changed, with a small black horn on its head, and its ears have become pointed and long. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"When did you stupid cat come here! Also, why do you speak!? Ye Jingsoul pointed at the pig and dog eggs and shouted with a shocked expression.

"You're stupid, I'm much smarter than you." Pig Dog Dan said lightly, walked past Ye Jingsoul, and didn't look at him.

The pig dog jumped into the arms of the flower mother-in-law, tilted her head and sold cute. Granny Hua was amused to "giggle" and tickle it with her dry hands.

The pig dog and the egg drilled in the arms of the mother-in-law and said: "Mother-in-law ~ Fugui has been quite restless recently, and she needs to be comforted, and she needs to find a female cat to play with......"

Ye Jingsoul squinted at the appearance of the pig and the dog, and his face was full of disgust. I thought to myself that this stupid cat was selling cuteness in front of him, was it all pretended?

"Ye Jingsoul, what did that uncle just say to you?" Lorilan suddenly said to Ye Jing's soul, with a look of wanting to know.

Ye Jingsoul pretended to be mysterious and said, "I won't tell you." ”

"Cut~ Ye Jing Soul, let me ask you a question." Lori Landau.

"What's the problem?"

"Who did he ask you to talk to?"

"His son."

"By the way, do you know where his son is?" Lori Landau.

"Huh? Yes! That's right! The uncle didn't tell him who his son was, ah! How am I going to find his son? Pit daddy, this is! Ye Jingsoul shouted into the distance, "Hey! Uncle, where is your son! Don't go, come back quickly. ”

Lorilan took a bite of the carrot, rolled her eyes to the Tianling Gai, and squeezed out two words between her teeth: "Idiot!" ”

"Why didn't you just remind me?" Ye Jing's soul said.

"Who knew you were such an idiot~" Lorilan said arrogantly, "Then I'll kindly remind you of one more thing, promise the ghost's thing, you must do it, otherwise you will be calculated by the ghost." ”

“……”

Granny Hua hugged the pig and dog eggs in her arms and said, "You should go to the old grave, right?" ”

Ye Jingsoul said: "How does my mother-in-law know? The old man left something for me, in the cemetery in the south of the city. ”

"It's not big or small, how can you call it an old man." Granny Hua said.

"That's what Lorilan called, I don't know what his name is." Ye Jing's soul said.

"He's your grandfather, you're going to call grandpa." Granny Hua said.

"Grandpa?! No, no, my grandfather passed away before I was born. Ye Jing Soul said.

"Who told you that you saw a living man?" Granny Hua said, "I'm dead anyway." ”

Ye Jingsoul was speechless for a while, could it be that the old man in the dream was really his grandfather? Ye Jingsoul cast a look of help to Lorilan.

Lorilan took a bite of the carrot and said, "Don't look at me, I don't know." I only know that his name is old man, and he has nothing to do with you, and he has never told me. ”

Granny Hua said: "That old ghost is your blood relative's grandfather." When he and I were both alive, we were old friends. ”

"Granny Hua is a ghost now, so where is Grandpa now?" Ye Jing's soul said.

Granny Hua did not answer, but seemed to fall into memory, touching the pig and dog eggs and fell silent.

Granny Hua was silent for a while, and finally spoke: "That old ghost is estimated to have been cut by a thousand knives in hell." ”

"Why?"

Granny Hua didn't seem to hear it, and she seemed to be tired, so she opened her mouth and yawned, revealing her only two remaining teeth, and said, "I should go back." ”

Granny Hua said to the pig and the dog: "Be good, if you are in heat, you will find a way to solve it yourself." If you bully a female cat casually, you will be punished in hell. Mother-in-law, as a ghost here, will supervise you, if you mess around, she will castrate you~"

When Pig Dog Dan heard the word "castrate", he trembled instantly, broke free from Granny Hua's hand, and whispered: "Granny Hua, you don't love me anymore...... I might as well be a normal house cat...... What's the point of being alive. As he spoke, he walked away.

Ye Jingsoul watched the pig and dog egg disappear into the night, and said in a daze: "So arrogant? ”

Lorilan arrived: "Don't worry, he will be waiting for us at home." ”

"Huh! Old...... What about the flower mother-in-law? The moment Ye Jing's soul turned his head, he found that Granny Hua had disappeared out of thin air. Under the dim street lamp, only Ye Jingsoul and Lorilan remained.

Lorilan said: "Go back, it seems that there will be a business tonight." ”

The night was sultry, and Ye Jingsoul and Lolitan also embarked on the return journey.

Lorilan still walked in front, throwing her arms and jumping around, looking in a good mood. Ye Jingsoul followed behind, his expression was a little dazed, and the image of the uncle who had just been shattered was still lingering in his mind.

This is the first time Ye Jingsoul has seen a ghost, or the first time he has seen a scary ghost. Ye Jingsoul already knew that it was what the uncle looked like when he died, probably because of jumping off a building or a car accident.

When a person dies as a ghost, he usually retains the appearance of his death, especially if he dies and has a grudge. And ghosts like Granny Hua help them wash away their grievances, "dress up", return to their former normality, change their appearance, and follow the escort to the underworld.

There is one more thing that Ye Jing's soul can't let go. Is it really as Granny Hua said, the obscene old man in my dream when I was a child is really my own grandfather? Wouldn't it be so obscene when you get old? Thinking about it this way, his father does look a little obscene......

Thinking of this, Ye Jingsoul felt a little panicked, and he always thought that he looked good, but he didn't want to be obscene the longer he grew.

Ye Jingsoul thought about these things and didn't have them, only to find that he was almost home. When I think about it, I can't remember which way I came back.

Luo Lilan turned around and said, "Ye Jing Soul, when are you going to go to the old tomb in the south of the city?" I don't think it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's better to ......"

Before Lorilan finished speaking, Ye Jingsoul said: "Not tonight, I'm too tired, not to mention that I'm in pain all over, and my injuries haven't healed yet." Besides, after tossing for so long, it's almost dawn. ”

"It's dawn so soon, it's only what time is it?" Lori Landau.

Ye Jingsoul raised his wrist and looked at his watch, instantly shocked.

"Why is it only 12 o'clock, when we go out, we look at the watch, it's 11:50!" Ye Jingsoul said with an incredulous expression, "We have walked for so long, and we have been tossing with Granny Hua for so long, it is impossible that it will be less than 10 minutes!" ”

Lorilan shook her head helplessly, and squeezed out two words between her teeth: "Idiot." ”

"I don't care! I rested for the first time. The old man has been in that box of things for many years, and he is afraid to wait a few more days? I'm tired now, I'm going to sleep. With that, Ye Jingsoul walked towards home.

Lorilan snorted dissatisfied, and followed very happily.

"And when are you going to get it?" Luo Lilan stared at her big round eyes and said, "Aren't you curious about what the old man left for you?" ”

"It can't be gold and silver treasures...... Ye Jing said.

"Maybe it's just a good wish." Lori Landau.

"Nerves, come back. The mock exam is coming soon, so you can learn well by sleeping well! My goal is that there are no zero points! Ye Jing Soul said.

"It's really useless......" Lorilan showed a look of disdain.