Chapter I: Supernumerary Civil Servants
You will meet many people in your life. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoSome people will become friends after you meet, and some people will become enemies after you meet, and the development of things is often not as absolute as you think. Because, I can't tell if he appears in the next second, he will be your enemy, and he will become your friend in the next second, and he will accompany you for a long time...........
There are people who have been with you for a long time and have not left many footprints in your life, however, they may have a deeper impact on you than the people you care about and can be remembered more............
Chapter I: Supernumerary Civil Servants
"Whoa!" As the logistics commander, the fat man was lying on the bed napping with drool, and suddenly woke up from a deep sleep by a biting coldness, and when he touched his face, it was full of water stains, and two people were standing in front of the bed laughing at their ****.
"You're sick! Didn't you read the book that said that sleeping people would die under such stimulation? Seeing the two of them teasing, the fat man grabbed the pillow angrily and smashed it out, and then quickly patted his heart that was beating at an obvious speed. Mao Xiaofang and the others laughed and dodged the fat man's soft counterattack.
"Yes! Since someone doesn't want to split the money, forget it! Old hair! Walking! Drink and go! Li Bo glanced at the fat man and said to Mao Xiaofang in a weird manner.
"Boss Korat Lee! Let's walk? Mao Xiaofang replied with a smile as a shopkeeper.
"Huh? Cents? What money? Could it be ......" The fat man jumped up from the bed and pointed at the two of them in disbelief and said loudly, "You have already done it?" ”
"Humph! Sleep like you do, you've starved to death! Thanks to the two of us, we are covered in injuries, you dead monk actually sleeps so soundly, what if we call back for help? Are you going to let us fly back to you directly? Aren't you a mobile officer? What is maneuvering? That's the one who is ready to come to my rescue! No matter how hard you work outside, you know how to sleep! The more Mao Xiaofang spoke, the more excited he became, as if he was really angry, the fat man could only nod his head again and again, after all, he was asleep at this scene, and he was indeed a little embarrassed to come.
"That's all I have to say, this time, you dead fat man can only take two and a half percent! Let's see if you dare next time! The fat man continued to nod, two and a half? That's how many instant noodles you have to buy! The poor fat man is so poor that he can only measure it with instant noodles.
"Haha! Look at your decay, you should have a lot of yours, go! Let's have a good meal today! Li Bo looked at Mao Xiaofang's righteous words, and couldn't help it, waved his hand and smiled. This thing was cleaned up by himself tonight on the grounds of inaction, and now he sees the fat man sleeping at home, and his psychology is instantly unbalanced.
The Shiren community is worthy of being a place for the elderly to gather together, and after eleven o'clock in the evening, it is the same as eight or nine o'clock. Li Bo and the three of them found a family of eight women nearby and sat down, ready to do a big job. Recently, three meals a day are either instant noodles or self-cooked noodles, which has simply drained the only remaining oil and water in the stomach. Isn't that profitable? Eat more good food, that's a must! The poor trio was tortured by this world, with a huge sum of more than two million, thinking in their minds that they must eat well, they must eat well, and they unanimously discussed and came here. In their eyes, this is good, the rhythm of the complete defeat of the three views.
"Wow! Yours It's all done in one night! I thought you'd save people tonight! It's just domineering! Come! I'll toast you both again! The two of them told the fat man who did not participate in the action in detail about tonight, Mao Xiaofang's explanation ability is the same as that of a storyteller under the overpass, which is called a spittle. Whenever the fat man heard the excitement, he took a sluice cup full of beer and drank it all in a heroic manner.
"Day! How many cups have you had! I'll admit you haven't drunk in a while, but you can't drink like that! I don't need money! Mao Xiaofang's mind had not yet come out of the predicament of not being able to eat enough instant noodles, and he shouted distressed when he saw that the fat man was drinking again.
"No! I salute you! You're having a hard time sleeping at home! I must honor you! With that, he also raised the sluice cup and drank it all. Li Bo's head is full of black lines, you old man can drink if you want, what a broken reason!
"I'll post in the forum tomorrow, hahaha! We have also broken such an authentic formation within the scope of Darong City, and we must let our counterparts across the country know our majesty! As he spoke, the fat man had another big glass of beer, and Mao Xiaofang hurriedly raised his glass again.
The three of them drank until about two o'clock in the morning without a reason to swallow the cow without a bottom line, if it weren't for the fact that the boss was going to close, it was estimated that they would have to drink until dawn. Just the three of them, drank almost five cases of beer, and spent nearly a thousand yuan at the checkout, I have to say, this is really the most expensive meal that several people have ever realized now.
At the end of the drink, the eldest Mao Xiaofang even covered his face and cried, he said that he had never eaten such fragrant and refreshing skewers in his life, and the fat man also nodded in agreement with red eyes! Li Bo may be the only one of the three who is still a little sane, and his nose is also sour when he hears Mao Xiaofang say this, alas! It's been a bitter day lately, let's vent! Vent it out! As soon as they wake up, the three of them whose lives have finally improved a little bit should live a little easier, at least! Don't be afraid to go hungry. You know, I won't talk about it in the countryside, but the feeling of oppression in the city is really uncomfortable.
Early morning!
Li Bo, who had a splitting headache, was woken up by a gentle sound of wooden fish, and when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be the fat man Zhang Jiuri who was chanting on ---the balcony, Li Bo admired the fat man the most is that no matter whether it is sunny or rainy or during the New Year's holidays, as long as he is not sick or painful, he will get up on time almost every morning. Li Bo lived in the master bedroom with the fat man, but the balcony of the master bedroom was changed by the fat man into a miniature Buddhist hall, a small space belonging to him, where the super-chanting was located. Li Bo has long been accustomed to the sound of the fat man chanting scriptures like a thief in the morning, because he is afraid of noisy neighbors, so the fat man suppresses his voice when he does things, and the wooden fish is just gently knocking, Li Bo didn't feel too noisy, turned over and fell asleep again.
Last night, before drinking, Mao Xiaofang handed over more than ten soul beads to the fat man to help him overtake, and Li Bo also handed over the soul beads of the man in a suit to him, anyway, this is almost a necessary process every time he comes back from business, and the fat man didn't say anything, although it is really tiring to exceed more than ten at a time. But compared to the two injured buddies in front of him, it seems to be easy.
"Medicine~~ Eat the ticket!! Answer the phone quickly!! Oh yes~~~ "I drank high last night, and the three brothers recorded this mobile phone ringtone on a whim, ready to be a unified ringtone for the three of them, and the beautiful name is: The sound of Sanssouci Hall! When the ringtone was recorded, the three of them were already drunk, and the sound was called an ecstasy. Reluctantly, Li Bo closed his eyes and pulled out the phone from under the pillow.
"You're still sleeping?" A female voice came from the other end of the phone, and the tone of questioning was more questioning than questioning, which made Li Bo, who had not slept enough, feel a little unhappy.
"Who are you! Something to talk about! It's okay, I'm hanging! The hangover Li Bo completely forgot who the owner of the voice was, and said viciously, Li Bo was very short-tempered when he was woken up, which was unusual for ordinary people's irritability, and there would be a violent and hurtful rhythm at any time, which was said to be a habit developed in school. The fat man, who was chattering on the side, saw that Li Bo was in a wrong mood, so he quickly stood up and walked out of the bedroom with his little wooden fish in his arms.
"Yo! Not bad! Quite a big temper! The voice on the other end of the phone was obviously ridiculous, and Li Bo was furious. Get lost! No morality, I wish you a long crow's feet! Li Bo hung up the phone, removed the battery neatly, turned his head upside down and continued to sleep. No way, the first is that yesterday was really too draining, second, I was drunk last night, and third, it seems that my body is really in pain and I don't want to move, and those wounds are numb and itchy, and it is extremely uncomfortable.
Li Bo fell straight down and fell asleep again. After a while, Sanssouci regained its calm again, except for the subtle sound of the fat man who didn't know where to hide and chant, there was only the snoring of Mao Xiaofang next door.
"Bang bang bang!" I don't know how long it took, but a sharp knock on the door woke Li Bo from his sleep again. As soon as I looked at the watch, it was only 9:18, and Li Bo's small universe exploded again. Why! Why didn't anyone open the door!!! Li Bo, who was wearing big shorts, walked out of the bedroom in sandals viciously, and the fat man in the corner of the living room looked at Li Bo pitifully and pointed to the door.
"Why don't you open the door?" Li Bo glared at the fat man in annoyance, walked over with a messy head and opened the door.
"Who!! Kindness? You... How did you find here? Seeing the figure standing at the door, Li Bo was drowsy and instantly woke up for more than half of the time. I saw Peng Qing, who was wearing a police uniform at the door, looking at him with a smile, and there were two young policemen standing behind him, who were also wearing police uniforms, looking at him with some dumbfounded.
"What are you doing? You're not small! If you want to record a statement, I'll have to ask for it myself! Hum! Doesn't your face hurt anymore? You!!! You rascal!!! Peng Qing raised the business card in her hand, when she saw that Li Bo was still wearing big shorts, and the characteristics of men getting up in the morning were obvious on her lower body, she almost fainted with shame, how could this man be like this?
Li Bo subconsciously touched the bridge of his nose and suffered! It seems that last night I did promise this eight women to record a confession today.
"Well, this, I'm sorry! Fast... Come in! Li Bo found that Peng Qing's eyes were also ashamed and indignant when he blushed, why are you with this expression, I didn't invite you to see it, and then hurriedly covered his crotch and let Peng Qing and the three of them into the house, and rushed into the bedroom to change clothes.
"Drink! Team Peng, this is simply a den of great gods! You've got it all! You can't admire it! As soon as he entered the house, a young policeman behind Peng Qing looked around at the furnishings in the house and smiled.
Depend on! Your sister's dancing god, this sycophant smell can be smelled by Li Bo two or three meters away. As soon as Li Bo got dressed and came out, he was furious, and after thinking about it, Li Bo was shocked again, yes! People are policemen! If you say that you are a big dancer, although you can't be caught and locked up, how can I catch you disgusting and disgusting! Li Bo's heart suddenly lifted, and he glanced at Peng Qing with a little apprehension, this mother-in-law hung up her phone in the morning, as if she scolded others, she won't retaliate against me, right?
"He's from you, too?" Pointing to the poor fat man standing aside with a wooden fish in his arms, he asked Li Bo.
"Yes! He.. He is in charge of chanting the scriptures! Li Bo nodded honestly.
"Huh! I can't see it! Although your place is small, the monks and Taoists are all together! Not bad! Last night, I saw that you made millions of dollars in a single business, and your money is so easy! Peng Qing looked at Li Bo with a smile and said, Li Bo didn't know what this woman was going to do, but in the face of her, Li Bo was still a little stunned, the slap last night made Li Bo really lose his temper, in fact, in the final analysis, it is Li Bo's natural cheap character, Mao Xiaofang once said that Li Bo has been a man in his life, don't think about any progress before he dies.
"Don't dare, don't dare! Yesterday was just an exception! We're not having a good time either! Li Bo hurriedly clarified that he would rather be remembered by the thief than be worried by the police!
"Sit down! Don't be so inhibited! I'm not here to trouble you today! Peng Qing pointed to the sofa in the living room and said to the two, Li Bo scolded in his heart, your house is still mine, the three of you sit, let us stand?
"What the hell! It's an early morning! Li Bo was struggling here, as soon as the door of the second bedroom opened, Mao Xiaofang appeared at the door wearing bright red underwear, Peng Qing looked back, and quickly turned his head again, Li Bo was instantly messy. Because this is just three bachelors, they usually don't have any scruples, usually even if Mao Xiaofang asks some messy customers to come back to talk about things, they are all cleaned up and greeted cleanly. Almost no more magnetism in this house, except for the three of them and the occasional visit from Mrs. Li Bo. Therefore, Mao Xiaofang appeared generously, scratching his messy hair with one hand, and reaching into his underwear with the other..... as if he was still scratching something.
"Get in there and get dressed! Hurry up! Li Bo rushed over in two steps, kicked the unknown Mao Xiaofang in, closed the door casually, and smiled at Peng Qing: "Eh, hehe! Excuse me! Laugh and laugh! Sit sit, sit, sit! Sit down! Fatty, tea! Your sister! You'll die if you put your broken wood fish down! Li Bo was depressed, what kind of teammates are these!
The fat man ran to the kitchen with the wooden fish in his arms, and quickly ran back to the bedroom to put the wooden fish in the wake of Li Bo's roar, and then ran to the kitchen..... Li Bo covered his forehead speechlessly.
The three bachelors usually drink beer, and there is no boiling water at home, so the fat man can only quickly set up a kettle to boil water, but this is good, he was born to be afraid of the police, plus he was arrested once for selling Bodhisattva cards during that time, and now he is weak at first sight, so he plans to stay in the kitchen until the water is dry before going out.
Everyone sat down, I have to say that Li Bo's living room for hospitality is still good, even if the bedroom is the same as a kennel, but this is a place to do business, and the person who can always be seen is not? When everyone was seated, Mao Xiaofang reappeared in the living room in a refreshing cottage casual suit, with his signature smile on his face, putting aside the trace of eye feces that was still faintly visible in the corners of his eyes because he didn't wash his face, and the whole person was full of elegance. It's like a big change of life, the two policemen in the living room were stunned, this is the man in the underwear just now? It's not like that! Could it be that there are two people in that bedroom?
"I don't know if you are here to be disrespectful, disrespectful!" Mao Xiaofang lightly hugged his fists and smiled, Li Bo covered his forehead, this savior is finally here, he is the best at public relations or something, and he is the top card of Sanssouci Hall.
"Today I originally told him to go to the bureau to make a record, but who knew that this shelf was quite big, isn't it? We personally come to the door to serve the service service service is coming! After all, it's not a suspect, hehe! You tell me? Peng Qing said with a smile, the beginning of the conversation was said to Mao Xiaofang, but the end was said to Li Bo. Although Li Bo lowered his head, he could feel where Peng Qing's face was facing when he spoke, his body trembled, and he continued to bow his head and pretend to be dead.
In fact, there is nothing to record in the confession, with Peng Qing, the captain, the captain, the two little policemen came to copy the book at best, and it was done in more than 20 minutes. It's nothing more than going to the woods to catch the night turtle, and then seeing the stake, and then the loose soil next to the stake shows half a hand or something. Why dig it out? Li Bo lowered his head and pointed in the direction where Peng Qing was sitting, "She let the planing ....."
"What?" Peng Qingzheng stared at this man who dared to scold her yesterday with some amusement, and suddenly heard that Li Bo's words were so bad that he didn't get angry. I told you to dig it? However, seeing the two police officers looking at him suspiciously, he could only hold back his breath and nodded. The two police uncles have actually conceived a picture in their hearts, late at night, in the woods, lonely men and widows....said that they were looking for corpses, and they were deceiving children!
Given that Li Bo's fingerprints would appear on the corpse or something, he didn't worry about any trouble at all, fingerprints? The fingerprints on the man in the suit, the mother-in-law in front of you left more fingerprints than me. She had the best fight last night! Something to ask her to go....
"You guys take the confession back and sort it out first, I still have some things I need to know more." Peng Qing opened the door and sent the two police officers out of the door and said. The two police officers instantly looked at Li Bo in the room in surprise, and there was indeed a problem!! The red fruit in his eyes said that this guy has a future.
"Look at what! There's a lot going on in the team! You don't have to do anything! Peng Qing looked at the eyes of the two of them, and roared with a nameless fire in his heart. The two fled.
Li Bo continued to bow his head on the sofa, what? If you don't leave, you still send off guests? Are you really your home?
"Lift your head up and get down to business!" Li Bo only felt a gust of incense blowing over, and he knew that Peng Qing was standing in front of him. You don't have to smell it, you can see those feet. However, Li Bo was ready to continue to bow his head and pretend to be dead to the end.
"Huh! This officer! If there's anything you can talk to me about, you can talk to me directly! Mao Xiaofang sat aside, his buttocks tingled, and Li Bo was holding his hands on the sofa desperately. I had no choice but to bite the bullet. He is also a little empty in his heart, this woman, Li Bo's big ear scraper last night is still vivid.
"Whew~~~" Peng Qing saw that Li Bo was still pretending to be dead, and stomped on his instep with one foot, and instantly wailed. The fat man who had been boiling water in the kitchen for half an hour trembled when he heard the sound, and quickly added half a scoop of water to the pot and continued to boil......
"Why did this woman recognize you? Do you have a crush on you? Mao Xiaofang watched Li Bo's eyebrows jump and his right eyebrow jumped, but Li Bo couldn't understand it at all.
"What else?" Since he couldn't dodge, he was also single, raised his head and looked at Peng Qing and asked.
"That's a good thing! Do you want to be a civil servant? As an advisor to our police force? Peng Qing looked at Li Bo and said lightly.
"Civil servants?" Mao Xiaofang was stunned, our business has something to do with civil servants? Could it be that he really fell in love with Li Bo and wanted to get him to become a policeman? Thinking about it, Mao Xiaofang looked at Peng Qing's eyes with a little hostility, our three brothers are destined to do this business, and no one can do it without them.
"For the record, this matter is not entirely private, and of course, it is not entirely official, and, before last night, you people were all like fraudsters in my eyes!" Peng Qing looked at Li Bo and lightly threw out an opening sentence, Li Bo and Mao Xiaofang glanced at each other and then turned back to signal Peng Qing to continue.
"When I first became a police officer, the old captain always had a partner, and the two of them worked together to solve many strange and clueless cases. That person is very mysterious, he doesn't belong to our police system, he just partners with the captain, and the veteran members of the team always respect him. I also asked, but at that time I was a newcomer, and I was not yet able to follow them on a mission, so the old people all told me a rough idea, of course! I'm a materialist, and I don't believe in what I haven't seen with my own eyes! After a pause, Peng Qing continued: "Until a few years ago, when the man suddenly disappeared, the unsolved cases in the team that had not had time to be solved continued to hang, and the captain who had always been like a divine help seemed to suddenly be ten years old, and he also began to be helpless against those cases again!" Later, the captain was promoted, and then later, I sat in the captain's position, and last night! I ran into you! It made me figure out a lot of things! ”
"You mean that mysterious man is a Taoist priest?" Li Bo said with some surprise, Taoist priest! Alive! It's rare!
"I don't know if it's a Taoist priest! All I know is that he keeps holding those weird things! It feels pretty much the same! But it doesn't seem to be the same way as yours! Peng said lightly.
Nonsense, can it be the same? They are regular troops, and our ragtag army can't be counted.
"So what do you mean? Let us help you find the case? Li Bo said in disbelief, this woman's brain is not burned out! Looking for a ghost catcher to catch someone?
"Of course not, it's just that some cases that are suspicious will ask you to help. You can still go to the jumping god to catch the cat or something, and it won't affect your business! Peng Qing said generously.
"Is there an establishment?" Mao Xiaofang finally asked, and pointed to the key.
"Nope! They all said it was a consultant. And this consultant is a supernumerary member of our criminal police brigade, strictly speaking, only the people of our team know, and they can't tell others, I don't want the outside world to say that our brigade is superstitious. Peng Qing replied very simply, not dragging his feet at all.
"What about the salary?" Mao Xiaofang continued to sharpen his .......
"There must be this, but the small treasury that belongs to our brigade will not pay much!"
"Then I see!" Mao Xiaofang was a little violent, and he didn't play like this when he bullied others, "You want us to be the **** of your team?" No name, no points, come if you want, leave when you're done, give a tip and leave when you're done, Officer Peng, can I understand that? Mao Xiaofang said almost through gritted teeth.
"Clever! I love talking to smart people the most, I mean, that's pretty much it! Mao Xiaofang's hideous expression was directly ignored by Peng Qing, who just looked at Li Bo who was silent.