Let's not mention what I saw with my eyes after I lay on the ground, let me sell it. After reading the previous article, many readers will ask, since the two of you are fighting in the bathroom, and the other party is a mud monster, then weishenme doesn't use tap water to wash each other's bodies?

I originally thought about spraying each other with a faucet, but Nima Wang Lili is worthy of being a representative of the post-80s tyrants. In this bathroom, except for towels, bath towels and a lot of miscellaneous cosmetics, not to mention the basin, you can't even see a guy holding water. And the faucet is often flushed down, how can I catch the water?

And at that time, the two of us were fighting, and the other party didn't give me a chance to turn on the faucet; Second, even if I turned on the faucet, I didn't have time to catch the water, let alone the guy who did it, so I couldn't use the tap water to deal with the mud monster in front of me.

After the explanation, the book continues with the text. After seeing me fall on the tiles on the ground, the shameless mud monster immediately pounced on me, saw that his jiashi was about to ride on me, and then sealed my breathing organs with the mud in his hand.

Your uncle, you are Wang Lili, I am willing to pounce on you, and I am not happy; What kind of thing is it for you to pounce on you, I don't really do it, even if you do it, who is messing with you a dirty mud monster, next Ao!

But the other party still underestimated me after the explosion of spiritual power. As soon as I turned over, I dodged the opponent's attack, and then I jumped up with a carp, and I have to say that danger can stimulate people's potential, so why should I put it down, not to mention that the carp fights up, even if the black pig arches the ground, I can't arch it here, I want to thank the sloppy Taoist, thank you to the Dongmi demon monk who wants to put me to death, thank you to the unknown strange Shu Xiao, thank you to the major TVs, stimulate my yellow spiritual power, three grams of oil, three grams of oil!

When I jumped up, I casually pressed all the waterproof switches on the wall, all of which I did quickly and covertly, without the other party noticing. And when the other party turned around, I made a defensive gesture again, which can be described as full of acting skills, and I can definitely win the Oscar for Best Actor.

In order to make Wang Lili feel at ease, and at the same time to be able to quickly deal with the other party, I shouted outside the door: "Block the bathroom door for me!" ”

Mom, this girl is so obedient, I just shouted halfway, and this thing will put the door on the top. This is really in response to the sentence, "Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes." "It seems that Wang Lili and I still need to run in more.

After pressing the switch, I have only time to delay, which is: as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, as long as it lasts for a long time, the other party will die!

Then, the opponent kept attacking me, and I just blindly dodged, especially the mouth and nose that protected my breathing. In this way, the two of us tossed and turned for an hour, and the mud that had first fallen on the ground had begun to accumulate thick sand, and the mud on my body had begun to congeale into lumps.

When I feel that the time is right, I stop dodging and confront each other face to face. When the opponent punches me, I concentrate my spiritual power on my right fist, and then hit the opponent's fist hard.

I heard a "bang" in my ears, and the other party's fists and arms were shattered into pieces. At the moment when the other party was surprised, I concentrated my spiritual power on my legs and used my move to sweep the hall. As a result, the opponent's legs from the knee down were directly kicked and shattered by me. It wasn't until the other party fell that I found out that I had been yin, but it was too late, and the general trend had gone!

I pulled a towel off the bath pole to wipe the sweat off my head, then kicked the rest of the other's arm, then pinched the other's head and asked, "Who sent you?" Where is Xiong Yali now? ”

At this time, the other party, except for the body and head, was beaten to pieces by me, and he was lying in place obediently like a stick. But I could tell in his eyes that he was starting to feel hopeless.

After listening to my questioning, the head of this thing shook like a drum, but it was okay not to shake his head, Nima's shaking of the head, from the neck part of the beginning of the break, frightened the thing quickly stopped, and said to me in a pleading tone: "Water, water, help!" ”

I let go of the other person's head, stood up and unscrewed the faucet, drank mouth-to-mouth to a full mouth, and then repeated the question arrogantly, "Who sent you?" Where is Xiong Yali now? ”

The other party glared at me fiercely, then closed his eyes, apparently planning to threaten death. Well, I'll fulfill you.

So I stepped on the other party's head with all my might, scolding while stepping on it: "Let you be a **, let you pretend to be a force, let you tease my girl, let you be a girl..."

After listening to the "bang", the other party's head shattered into a pile of foam, it seems that there is a walnut-sized crystal in it, I am afraid of fraud, and this crystal is easy to step on, saying that this crystal is also very fragile enough, a few feet down began to crack. I jumped up with both feet and stepped on the crystal again, until it also became shattered, I stopped, but I was surprised to find that at the same time as the crystal shattered, the body of the mud monster also began to crumble, and the mud monster Zhennima was evil enough.

When all this was done, I beckoned Wang Lili into the bathroom. But before I could speak, Wang Lili hugged me with both hands and began to cry. Rub, it is said that men are made of mud, women are made of water, and Brother Chun is made of cement, which is not false at all.

I'm not a good haode now, you're crying, I know that you, Wang Lili was scared, and I don't know, I think I dripped. Of course, even if you take the initiative, I am still wronged.

Thinking about it, I was still very patient to soothe the other party's emotions, what "it's okay!" I'm here! Don't cry, baby! And so on and so forth.

After Wang Lili stopped crying, the first thing she asked me was, "What about the other party?" ”

Rub, you're blind, you can't see the dirt on the ground! However, I still patiently told the other party everything that had just happened.

Writing this, readers must be very curious about what I used to defeat the other party, in fact, the answer is very simple, as Conan said, there is only one truth, that is: bath bomb!

As I mentioned above, Wang Lili's house has two bathrooms, and the one with the sliding door has a bathtub, which is mainly used for bathing; And I fight in this room only has a shower head, because I am in the northern region, the winter is cold, so if you take a bath at home, the bathtub is naturally not afraid, but if you take a shower, you need a bath bomb to keep warm.

At the same time that I was knocked down by the mud monster, my eyes saw four bright and large bath bombs on the roof of the bathroom, each halogen bulb has 275W, and the four together have a power of 1100W, plus the bathroom is small, and the door was desperately closed by Wang Lili.

to be continued