Chapter 36: To hell with the cave or something

"Therefore, your so-called master considered that the disciples of the sect generally did not have a strong ability to escape, so they set up such a place of trial to find someone for the disciples to protect them. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the disciples of the previous generation still have to stay here day and night, living in caves. Why do I think this mechanism is a bit silly, if the disciples can't find the right person, don't you have to stay here for the rest of your life? ”

Lin Yin asked curiously, and by the way, he took a banana from the storage room of the cave.

"It's not so exaggerated. First of all, my wife and I can change shifts and we don't have to stay here all the time. Secondly, this ruin actually has a sensing mechanism, and only when we perceive that a disciple appears within 50 kilometers will we come to this ruin for the assessment of the trial. ”

The man sits on the ground, still with a gentle smile on his face, as if he is ready to help others solve difficulties, this kind of person is generally called a 'warm man'.

It is perfect with the big shoe plate print that is kicked out on the stomach.

"Uh-oh."

Lin Yin nodded, threw away the banana peel in his hand, and went to the storage room to get another one.

"Of course, there is a little trouble, but for the sake of the safety of the disciples, the master has abided by this law for generations. I'm no exception. ”

"It's great!"

Lin Yin sighed in admiration, chewed a banana, and walked towards the storage room again.

"It's not a great thing, in fact, it's more appropriate to say it's a responsibility, or a legacy."

"Your master is great."

Lin Yin sneaked into the storage room again.

"You still eat! You've eaten almost 20 bananas from just now. ”

Looking at Lin Yin's back as he walked towards the storeroom, Jin Ruoxi covered his face with both hands.

How could I have taken a fancy to such a retarded person.

"That's because there's only bananas here."

Lin Yin explained seriously.

I'm not asking why you only eat bananas, I'm asking why you eat so much!

Jin Ruoxi felt that her heart was very tired.

But then again, why is it all bananas?

Due to the fact that the master and the master can only change shifts and be stationed here, there is only one person here for a long time, so the banana is a multi-purpose fruit...

It's scary to think about.

No, no, no, I must have thought too much.

And in order to divert attention, she also changed the topic instantly.

"Master, if you only come to this ruin when you sense that your disciples appear within 50 kilometers, then how did you come here so quickly?"

"It's a teleportation array. For a sect, the teleportation array is the existence of the cornerstone of a high-rise building, although it is not eye-catching, but it supports the development of the sect. In this way, you can come here from all corners of the world. ”

Lin Yin said with a serious face, but found that the expressions of the other two were full of surprise, 'What are you talking about stupid'.

"Ahem." Lin Yin pretended to cough a few times, ready to guess again.

"This, apprentice, your boyfriend is really funny." The man deserved to be a fighter among the warm men, and quickly turned the topic back to the normal track, "Shimen used secular forces to get a private helicopter. And we usually observe the movements of the disciples closely, and if you have the idea of coming to the ruins, we will not be too far from here, so we can come quickly. ”

"This mechanism doesn't feel very reliable, what if you happen to be somewhere else when I come over, Master?"

Jin Ruoxi asked suspiciously.

"Then let you take the treasure away and change to another place of trial, anyway, the master has prepared hundreds of similar places. And the so-called treasures that can enhance the effect of transformation, in fact, the effect is not very good, and the master is also a copy for each person, and it can be mass-produced. The cost is only 998. ”

The man spread his hands and explained.

"And..."

"Okay, okay, why do you have so many questions." Before Jin Ruoxi's question could be spoken, he was unceremoniously interrupted by the man. "That's not the point at all. You must know that you have just finished worshipping heaven and earth, and there is no cave room yet, the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the master deliberately arranged the time at the intersection of yin and yang (that is, dusk) not to let you chat with me and fart, I will leave first, what should you do. ”

After saying that, a big hole suddenly appeared under the man's feet, and he fell into it.

Just when Lin Yin thought he had disappeared, he suddenly grabbed the edge of the cave and poked his head out.

"Young people, don't be shy, you're a man, take the initiative."

With that, he let go of his hands again and fell.

。。。。。。

"What should I do next, I can't fake it."

In order to prevent being overheard by Jin Ruoxi's master, Lin Yin walked to Jin Ruoxi's side, sat down, and said in her ear.

Of course, in the eyes of the man who was in the control room at this time, he had already begun to take the initiative to attack.

"Did the fake show really wronged you, so I took advantage of you?"

Hearing Lin Yin's words, Jin Ruoxi was angry again. When I usually go out, although I don't call back and go, but I also have a 200% return rate, and I was rejected by Lin Yin before, but now I still have it.

"No, no, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I didn't mean that. I mean, I don't care how bad it is for you. ”

No matter how low Lin Yin's EQ is, he also knows that it is unreasonable for a woman to be angry, so she waved her hand again and again to admit her mistake.

"You don't care? It turns out that you are such a person. ”

"No, no, I mean. Alas, whatever you may say, it's all my fault. ”

Seeing Lin Yin lying on the ground, looking like he was being slaughtered, Jin Ruoxi's anger came and went quickly.

"I'll let you go this time, if there's a next time. No, there is no next time. ”

I won't stick to you shamelessly, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to tease you with unrequited love.

"As for this time, we will take advantage of Master's absence and go out directly."

With that, Jin Ruoxi stood up, and Lin Yin also got up from the ground.

"What are the two of them doing?"

The man in the control room looked confused. In his opinion, everything was going well, the two first experienced flirting (whispering in their ears), then experienced the discussion of the plan (Lin Yin waved his hand and refused), and finally determined the posture, although it was a little strange (Lin Yin lay down), they were about to experience the most important moment in their lives, and the result - the two of them actually stood up!

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Regardless of the man's inner entanglement, after hearing Jin Ruoxi's words, Lin Yin almost seemed to hear the sounds of heaven.

It's finally time to put an end to this suffocating remnant.

Thinking of this, he didn't even bother to ask Jin Ruoxi's opinion, grabbed her waist, jumped up in one fell swoop, and left the ruins.

"Master, we're not used to being watched, so let's go first~~"

"Really..." The man shook his head and looked funny, "It's good to be young, I'm going back to accompany my wife." ”

By the way, we have to fill the hole first.

Apprentice, you are a cheater.