Chapter 867: Biting
Seeing that this little girl was very resentful, I couldn't sit idly by, smiled bitterly, and said to her: "Ghost, you are the best with Brother Lu Li, right?" ”
"No, who said that?" Slightly stunned, the ghost put on a very unbeaten expression, hearing this, I really want to open the window and throw this little conscienceless down, I was choking enough, but I saw this little girl covering her mouth and giggling, I was helpless, adjusted my mentality and said to her: "No matter so much, anyway, Brother Lu Li likes ghosts the most, you see, I like you so much, you have to mean it, don't you?" ”
"What are you going to do?" Slightly stunned, the ghost blinked his big eyes and put on a shy little look, I put this girl down, took a few steps back and looked up and down, and then asked: "Look at your little appearance, not a big child, what can I do to you!" ”
"You're a little kid!" The ghost said, looking angry, and then, with his chest up, he turned around, and complained very resentfully: "Look at it, where do you look like a child?" It's good to grow up! ”
"Is it big?" Glancing at her, I burst out laughing, and when the ghost heard this, he looked down, and then replied with an unhappy look on his chest; "Anyway, it's older than Sister Xiao Ai!"
"Is it interesting that you compare yourself to her? Can you chase it a little? As I spoke, I smiled a little, and when the ghost heard this, he looked unhappy: "Sister Ding Ling said, only stinky hooligans think like this!" Hmph, Brother Lu Li is the worst, I like it, with a big chest and a thin waist and a buttocks, hum! The ghost said, turned around angrily, and in the face of such a statement, I was speechless, opened my mouth for a long time, coughed twice and said to her: "Girl, let's not play like this, don't you notice that we are off topic now?" ”
"Where?" The ghost said, just put on a look of not knowing at all, seeing that this girl is getting more and more disagreeable, I stared at her, didn't speak, after a confrontation, Xiao Nizi finally couldn't help laughing, jumped over, hugged my neck and said with a smile: "Then you say, why don't you let the ghost go with you The ghost won't cause trouble to Brother Lu Li, I can also cook, wash clothes, and pinch my shoulders, if I can, it's okay to warm the bed~"
The ghost said, smirking again, seeing her like this, I really couldn't cry or laugh, because of the convenience of the hand, I picked up the little daughter-in-law who had booked a baby but had never had the opportunity to marry the door, I explained to her while walking outside the study: "Of course the ghost can't go, because, Brother Lu Li's most trusted is you, you see your sister Ding Ling, day by day, dressed like a little vixen, and you also know that there are so many men who have a crush on her." This time, as soon as Lu Li's brother goes out, he doesn't know when he will come back, ten days and half a month is okay, what if, the time is a little longer, what if the girl is not willing to be lonely? In case, that little pervert hooks up with another man, won't Brother Lu Li suffer a big loss? So, you're going to stay home and watch her. ”
I said, he It's not like you say! The ghost said, as if he was quite unhappy, and when I saw that the little girl was looking at her more and more, I pretended to be displeased and said to her, "Tsk, do you know her or do I know her?" I know better than you what that little perverted girl looks like, that's just a little gluttonous cat who can't be fed, if she gets hungry, something will definitely happen. ”
I said, open the door and go out with the ghost, who would think, when I looked at the door, I saw Ding Ling, who was holding my coat and preparing to wash it, standing at the door
At that time, this cold sweat came out at once, I quickly put down the ghost, ready to run away at any time, but Ding Ling just looked at me, didn't say anything, stared at each other for five minutes, this girl, rushed over at once, picked up the feather duster and chased it, and suddenly made the house so noisy
"Who did you just say?" While moving, Ding Ling said.
"I'm joking, why are you serious" I said, quickly laughing, Ding Ling saw it, but chased after him reluctantly, looking like a faceless person who didn't beat you to death, Xiao Ai saw it, and suddenly became happy, cheering there, lest the world be chaotic.
But having said that, now I, but not so easy to be caught by this beautiful girl, the six ghosts are skillful in the chest, a few flashes will throw this beautiful girl out of the distance, several times passed by, did not touch anyone, Ding Ling, who has always been very proud, threw away the things in his hand a little angrily, looked at me hatefully, saw that she was about to get angry, I didn't dare to toss anymore, honestly ran over, and hugged this beautiful girl: "Niu'er, I'm really joking with ghosts." ”
"Hmph." Ding Ling said, turned around suddenly, saw her like this, knew that she was flattering, hugged her from behind, grabbed her twice on the chest of this beautiful girl, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, the poor way knows that it is wrong, there is a way to be a husband and wife for a hundred days, so give it a chance."
"Can't feed the little gluttonous cat." Ding Ling said, turned around and stared at me, and then, reaching out and pointing at my chest, he pushed me out and warned: "Okay, since you think so, then, this girl will let you see if it is what you think!" ”
Ding Ling said, turned around and walked into the bedroom, slammed the door shut, and ignored me.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Ignorant of the details inside, Xiao Ai asked me with a wink of wide eyes.
"There is disharmony in the life of the couple." I said, pursing my lips and sighing.
As soon as these words came out, the door of the bedroom that had just been closed was opened by Ding Ling again, and this girl stared at me with an angry face, and shouted, "Say it again!" ”
"Nope." Shaking my head, I said.
"If it's a man, you say it again!" Ding Ling said, looking angry.
"No, it won't." I said, laughing dryly, and added, "What's the matter?" Not satisfied? Not satisfied that you're biting me? ”
When I was in college, my counselor teacher told me a truth when I was a student cadre at the time, that is, disaster comes from the mouth, illness comes from the mouth, and it is better not to say what should not be said, otherwise, there will be no good fruit.
I didn't think there was anything to say before, but this time, I was pressed by Ding Ling on the head of the bed and bit hard, and I felt with tears in my eyes that I really had to believe the words of the people who came over.