Chapter 659: Double Flying Experience
"Why am I lying to you about this kind of thing?" Li Hao said seriously Chaoling. Ling has to thank Li Hao, just this sentence made Ling rekindle her hope for life.
To say that human beings are quite interesting creatures, a small belief and hope is enough to support a person to persist for a lifetime, such as Yugong moving mountains, such as Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall. When a woman is blinded by Aiqing's vision, everything in life is brilliant and colorful. It's just that no one knows how long the shelf life of aiqing is.
Perhaps rediscovering hope, Rei's eyes became less dim. At the same time, Ling was no longer entangled in the dead guy, but after Section Chief Xu asked some details of the murder case, he asked Xiao Wang to record it so that he could use it to solve the case in the future.
After dealing with the murder case in the hotel, I was helped back to the car by the eighth sister and Wang Lili, and when I left the hotel gate, I looked at the quartz clock on the wall, it was just half past eleven in the evening, in other words, Wang Lili must fulfill the promise she promised to the eighth sister, I really don't know whether to be happy or worried.
During my most decadent three years, I had the experience of sleeping in the same bed with more than one girl, and in some AV movies, I used to call this behavior double flying or multi-flying.
I leaned my head on the back of the co-pilot's seat, closed my eyes, and my mind went back to the experience of the first double flight:
That day, I should have broken up with a girl who had known him for nearly half a month, and the breakup was in the Hanlin Mansion Market, and it seemed that the girl was selling goods inside, yes, it should be there.
After accompanying the other party to eat at the Black Horse fast food restaurant on the opposite snack street, she left with another man who arrived later. While I was paying the bill, I heard the sound of an argument next door.
At that time, I was supposed to be doing stage art at the DNA Slow Shake Bar in front of the station, and I didn't have anything to do during the day, and I only worked at night. In the spirit of watching the excitement, I went to the next room and found that the waiter of the hotel was arguing with two young girls about something.
"You're so blind, can you still eat this spicy hot?" In this article, let's call this scolding little girl Gillian.
"Why can't you eat it, isn't it just a vegetable bug, which proves that our vegetables are all green." The waiter replied forcefully.
"Then you can take a bite and show me." Another little girl said to the waiter, let's call this little girl Xiaozhi for the time being.
The waiter really didn't get used to the temper of these two girls, so he broke off the convenient chopsticks, took a bite of the dish and put it in his mouth, and ate it with relish. Just this move instantly made these two girls who didn't have much social experience dumbfounded.
I was so upset, I knew that this fast food restaurant was a bit excessive, so I pushed away the other crowd watching the excitement and came inside, "Can you eat it, these two girls don't count, and the restaurant doesn't count, if not, call the health and quarantine department to see what they say after they come." ”
"Who the hell are you? Does this have anything to do with you? When the waitress of the hotel heard this, she was anxious, because she knew very well what the health and quarantine department did.
I pretended not to hear, pulled out my phone, and began to look up friends I knew who worked in the health and quarantine department. As soon as the two girls heard what I said, they immediately came to me and shouted vigorously that they wanted to close down this black-hearted fast food restaurant.
The waiter knew that once the people from the sanitary quarantine came, the compensation would be more than just two bowls of Malatang, so he hurriedly said to me: "Count you ruthless!" What are you looking at, scattered, scattered! Then he glared at me, picked up the two bowls of Malatang, and left the room.
"Big brother, Xiexie, you." Gillian said with admiration in her eyes, "Don't come here in the future, the other party will trouble you." "I'm absolutely right, including me, the next time I come to eat here, I guess the chef will be able to spit a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm in our meal, and then stir it and serve it to us.
"If you want to invite me to dinner, I will recognize you as a brother, how about it?" Xiaozhi suddenly grabbed my arm and asked me cutely.
"Okay, what do you want to eat?" It's just a meal, and it's not really a problem for me.
As soon as the two girls heard what I said, this Nima is definitely a tyrant. So I racked my brains to think about which restaurant to go to to kill me, but the problem was that these two girls thought about it for a long time, and they didn't think about where to go.
Because we had already arrived on the pedestrian street at the entrance of Hanlin Mansion, as soon as I looked up, I saw the signboard of the Euro Brazilian restaurant, so I asked the two girls, "Why don't we eat Western food?" "Yes, yes." "I haven't eaten Western food yet." The two girls cheered.
When I came to the restaurant, I ordered three steaks, three glasses of freshly squeezed juice, and a plate of fruit salad, and then I began to teach these two girls how to use knives and forks, and some etiquette for eating Western food.
In fact, if you want me to say, there is really no need to be so troublesome to eat Western food, what is left and right; You can't cut the bread yet, you have to break it with your hands; To eat pasta, you have to cut the noodles into sections and wrap them around with a fork to eat; You can't sip the soup, you have to use a spoon to serve it from the inside out; The most annoying thing is to eat a steak, eat a piece, cut a piece, you can't cut it all in one go, and you can't pick up the steak with a fork to eat, it's really unpleasant to the extreme.
If you want me to say, eating Western food is a sin, and there is definitely no group of friends to enjoy roast beef. Of course, most Chinese people go to pretend to be forced, especially boys who take girls to that kind of place in order to show off Lang Man. But it's a place to eat, and I don't think it's too much in it anyway. It's like eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at Pizza Hut, which is purely an act of second force.
These two girls probably don't know how to eat in a Western restaurant, so they should not speak as much as possible, and when they speak, they should also keep their voices low. Anyway, they grabbed the knife and fork and laughed and screamed, which made the owner of the western restaurant stare at me with his eyes, so I had to pretend not to see it, and continued to direct the two girls to destroy the steak on the plate.
After other customers finish eating, the boss will wait for the other party to call out the bill. Let's pour this table, just after eating, the juice has not been drunk, the boss ordered the waiter to come and settle the bill. The implication is that let's get out of here and stop affecting other people's business.
After I paid the bill, I asked the two girls where they were going to play next. Unexpectedly, these two girls said in unison that they were going to the Internet café. Well, that's really the answer to that joke:
It is said that a foreigner came to Beijing and didn't know where to play, so he asked a passing child, "Where is the best place in Beijing?" The kid is also a warm-hearted, immediately pulled the foreigner, seven times around the old Beijing alley for a stroll, zuihou pointed to a very hidden black Internet café and said: "There is the most fun!" ”
to be continued