Chapter 3 I'm Expensive
"Hey, hey! Now it's down-to-earth! We are rich people now, and it is really enjoyable to spend some money to copycat the disciples of the lower Daomen! Mao Xiaofang laughed loudly at Li Bo, who was holding a cardboard box with a pig on his face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
An hour ago, after trying the power of these new products with their own hands, after some bargaining, the two of them threw out 50,000 oceans and bought Mr. Chunhua's latest product, ---- copycat talismans. Li Bo was a little painful, before yesterday, a few people were still hungry people who couldn't eat enough, but now they just had a little money, and they were slaughtered so fiercely, a full 50,000! How many instant noodles does that have to be? Alas! Forgive this ** silk who has ruined all three views, his life is destined to be measured by instant noodles. Anyway, Chen Chunhua's idol status in Li Bo's heart is declining with every bargaining. Anyway, whenever he negotiated with an idol, Li Bo would feel that he would have the urge to beat the dead old man in front of him if he continued to talk about it.
However, thinking of the power of these things he had seen before, Li Bo felt that it was worth it, and in other words, the power was really great. I chatted with Mr. Chunhua about the thrilling experience the night before, Mr. Chunhua is calling the two of them not bold, but it is not small, you know, the orthodox Taoist formation is not easy to deal with, and it is not the kind of sesame mung bean gadget, generally a slightly famous formation is used after it has been used to make a lot of movement to be widely famous, just in front of these two laymen actually broke an orthodox formation, directly let Mr. Chunhua's decades-old Taoist festival the ground, who is the special cloth array? If you can't cripple the two laymen, it's a shame!
"Aren't you going to make an appointment to repay your loan? Give me the box, I'll take a taxi and go back. Mao Xiaofang said to Li Bo that he had a little conscience and knew that he reminded Li Bo to repay the loan, and the money he borrowed was not counted as the money shared equally by the three of them, after all, they had always lived in Li Bo's house, and they had never paid rent.
"Yes! I've called, just wait for the bank to fill out the application form, you can go back first! Li Bo handed over the box in his hand to Mao Xiaofang, thought about it and said uneasily: "Don't go back and show off any new guy to the fat man, this one is hundreds!" Li Bo repeatedly told him like a miser, until Mao Xiaofang already had some signs of breaking out. It's not that he keeps money, it's not easy to make money! Although I made a lot of money this time, this is in exchange for my life, spending this money is the same as cutting my life with a knife, who doesn't feel distressed? Besides, who knows if it's such a big business in this life? What if you can't earn it in the future? Seeing Mao Xiaofang leave in a taxi, Li Bo sighed and walked slowly towards the bus stop........
Why did Li Bo have to write an application for an appointment? Submitting that thing on the site actually has the same effect, but! Every man has his dream goddess, and Li Bo is certainly no exception. His goddess was a hall customer service manager of the bank he had borrowed money from. A girl named Zhang Shiyun, as her name suggests, is a quiet girl. In fact, Zhang Shiyun is not necessarily as beautiful as a fairy or anything, but she looks a little sweet, and she has an appetite for ******.
When I applied for a loan at that time****** I was deeply attracted by the girl's face and the tranquility in her eyes. Therefore, on the eighteenth of each month after that, ****** would personally go to the bank to repay the loan of more than 1,000 yuan, which could be directly deposited into the account, but ****** was just going to go, and the thunder could not move. And that girl will run into every time he goes, and every time he makes Li Bo's little deer bump into him! Uh, well! It's the old deer rambling.
And every time he would sit for a long time with that number, well, at least two hours, which is two or three rounds. It wasn't until the security guard suspected ******'s motives that he reluctantly deposited the more than 1,000 yuan in the disdainful eyes and broken voices of the counter staff.
More than half an hour later, Li Bo arrived at the bank near Jinhe Road, took a deep breath and walked into the hall with a smile that he thought was good. The people in line at the bank, as usual, estimated at twenty or thirty people, glanced at it, and there it was!
I saw that behind a counter in the hall, a girl was sweetly explaining to an old man in front of her, that smile can only be had by angels, pure, sweet! It has to be an angel! Li Bo thought to himself. The moment he saw Zhang Shiyun, his heart began to twitch a little again, and his whole body seemed to tremble a little, this feeling Li Bo couldn't control, just like when he first fell in love. Zhang Shiyun, who seemed to be indifferent, walked by and pressed a number tag.
"Yikes! Mr. Li, are you repaying the loan again? Li Bo has been sitting for five or six minutes, and there is a little loss in his heart, Zhang Shiyun finally came to Li Bo after explaining to the old man and smiled. If it weren't for his age, Li Bo would have the urge to pinch that uncle, why can't he tell him for so long? Entangled in front of the goddess, it doesn't matter how old you are, as long as you are a man!!
"Ahh Kindness! Hehe! It's time to pay back! Qingli's voice sounded, and the ruthlessness in Li Bo's heart instantly collapsed, and he quickly raised his head and said with a smile. Here it comes! Here it comes! Hey! It seems that this master's long-term familiarity is still effective, doesn't this recognize me at a glance? Or I say I'm still handsome.
To Li Bo's disappointment, Zhang Shiyun was called by an aunt to ask Li Bo as soon as she said hello, "What's the matter with these old people!! If you don't understand anything, ask the security guard!! Li Bo scolded in his heart, but when he turned his head, he just met the scrutinizing eyes of the sturdy security guard at the door, "Look at it!" Look at your sister! Better than stronger, you can compare to Lao Tzu? Of course, this can also be shouted in my heart, every time I am asked by the security guard why I stay for so long, Li Bo's dissatisfaction with them has long been extremely inflated, can't Lao Tzu come in and blow the air conditioner? But Li Bo can't be mad in front of Zhang Shiyun!
"Medicine~~ Eat the ticket!! Answer the phone quickly!! Oh yes~~~yes yes~~~~" The unrestrained voice of the copycat machine sounded, interrupting the continuous curse in Li Bo's heart towards the security comrades.
"What! It's over, you! The caller ID is a fat man, Li Bo picked it up and said angrily.
"Yikes! This anger, you ran into a gay outside? As soon as the fat man called, he instantly heard the unhappiness in Li Bo's heart.
"There's something to talk about, I'm here to repay the loan."
"It's not a big deal, it's just that the policewoman came again yesterday, saying that she wanted to talk to you about some case." The fat man lowered his voice and said, I don't know why, as soon as he saw the police, he was so virtuous, it was probably because of the sequelae of scaring the elders a lot when he was a child, or in those days of selling Bodhisattva cards, he was really scared by the police.
"What? Here comes the female evil star again? Li Bo was shocked, is this woman really playing? Originally, Li Bo thought that this woman was just scolding her for himself to vent his anger, even if there was any case to clean up himself, it would take a while! It's only been a day before you've come to the door again?
"Did you say anything about the case? Didn't Mao Xiaofang go back! ”
"I don't know, she said she wants to talk to you! Mao Xiaofang politely said a few words to her, as if people didn't pay attention to him! ”
Li Bo was speechless, this was really coming for him. Alas! The two brothers at home are miserable, and the atmosphere with the police is really uncomfortable. hung up the phone complainingly, and unwillingly glanced at Zhang Shiyun, who was still patiently explaining to the aunt, Li Bo stood up depressedly and walked to the counter to pull an application, and filled out the form in a few clicks, and handed it over to the window where the loan was repaid. Before this, Li Bo had filled out this early repayment form countless times in his heart, but he just didn't have the money to pay it back.
Then ****** slowly walked out of the hall under the suspicious gaze of the security comrade, this kid has changed sex? Leaving so soon? I can't help it, it's important to go home and fight the fire. In the few steps out of the bank, Li Bo walked so reluctantly, turning back three times in one step, and the resentment on his face every time he turned back made the security comrades who were staring at Li Bo on the side feel cold. Pathetic crush! Seeing Li Bo leaving, Zhang Shiyun, who was still patiently explaining, raised her head and smiled at Li Bo, and Li Bo was instantly excited again.
"You only have to wait a week to repay the loan, and we will come back to see you in a week, a week." I have to say that a crush from a ** silk is quite scary, but fortunately****** this is a healthy crush.
Standing at his door, Li Bo hesitated to take the key and consider whether to go in, the woman is crazy, who knows what he will do to himself.
"Look at it, look at what you see! Look at me again, I will ask the fat man to recite the scriptures to you every day, believe it or not! Li Bo said angrily at an empty corner on the staircase.
"What! Don't be angry with me if you're in a bad mood! As an aggrieved male voice sounded, a figure gradually appeared at the corner of the stairs, a middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a shroud standing in the corner of the wall and looking at Li Bo pitifully.
Looking at the man's pitiful appearance, Li Bo was angry, this man lived downstairs, his name was Liu Fei, he had liver cancer and died for two or three months, he was an honest food market vendor, and his heart was not bad, but it was not good at all, when he was alive, he didn't say that Li Bo was a god and a liar. So Li Bo didn't have a good impression of this person. However, after his death, Li Bo had a little sympathy and pity for him, not for anything, just for his daughter-in-law who usually loved him.
To say that Liu Fei is really sad enough, when he died, his daughter-in-law had been taking care of himself in front of the hospital bed for several months, and Liu Fei was so moved that he couldn't wait to be reincarnated as a pet for his daughter-in-law in the next life! It can be described as a really smiling Jiuquan, but when he returned to the door for the first seven times, tragedy happened, he saw that his daughter-in-law was sleeping with a friend of his, and he was so angry that he almost died again. However, he did not die with resentment, on the contrary, he walked with peace of mind and was very relieved. When he died, he didn't have any resentment, he couldn't be a ghost at all, he couldn't scare and scare the pair of dogs and men, he couldn't do it, he couldn't do it, he laughed at Jiuquan's revenant ability was too low, and he couldn't transform if he wanted to.
It may be that when he was angry that night, his daughter-in-law felt something, and the next day he sent a ghost to paste a talisman inside the door, and Li Bo was very strange where the mother-in-law who sold vegetables had such good luck, and it was a real guy to buy a talisman casually, although it was not a very powerful Taoist talisman, but the effect of suppressing ghosts really existed, who knows which god stick graffiti talisman really gave the image to the mask, so that this guy is now home and can't go back, but even if he goes back, he will not be able to stand it.
The most tragic thing is that Liu Fei has been an honest person all his life, and he often does good deeds when he has nothing to do, so the prefecture issued him a good person card, so he can stay in the yang world and wait for reincarnation. This is definitely a great thing for 99% of the ghosts, but it is a complete tragedy on this buddy, and this treatment is estimated to be not much better for him than the previous layers of hell. I can't get in the door, I feel sad and angry, but I want to stare at my daughter-in-law, Li Bo despises him so much, I can't stand you and you have to look at it again, every day I look at a pair of dogs and men who are loving and loving to go out, but you have to continue to watch every day. Isn't this a search for sin? It's better to go out for a stroll and find a female ghost who is also stranded in the world to play comfortably.
"How far can you hurry up and roll far, I'm upset! Otherwise, I'm really called Lao Mao! He's not as good-tempered as I am! "Li Bo will meet him every day when he goes out, and seeing a ghost early in the morning is a supreme bad luck for poor **silk, so Li Bo will never be polite to him.
"Let's go! Hum! Don't think I don't know, there's a policeman coming looking for you, and you're going to kill her! You know what kind of master is bullying me like this....don't don't don't !! I'm leaving, I'm leaving! Liu Fei muttered in a low voice, and before he finished speaking, he saw that Li Bo's fists the size of two sandbags had been raised, this was the rhythm of beating people! He knew that Li Bo could beat the ghost, and quickly slipped into the wall.
"! Bad luck! Full TM bad luck! Li Bo let go of his fist in annoyance and scolded secretly, afraid of hair! Brother and you are now a good partnership! Can you eat me? Isn't it just a woman! Li Bo gritted his teeth and raised his hand to open the door.
In the living room of the house, Mao Xiaofang stared at Peng Qing helplessly, this woman is too unreasonable, tea! You don't drink. Speech! You don't say it either! Where did you get this habit! How can this be talked about? Can you still have a good time?
Master Mao, who was at a loss for anything, saw Li Bo open the door and came in, quickly got up, pulled him down, sat down, and said, "What, Officer Peng has something to do with you, you can talk about it!" I'm going to help the fat man go over! After saying that, he slipped into the bedroom.
Li Bo is speechless, will you also be excessive? Besides, the fat man is on the balcony, what is the matter with you running to your bedroom?
"Say it! Why do you have to talk to me about something? Li Bo crossed Erlang's legs and pretended to look like a hanger to hide the little fear in his heart.
"I don't have to talk to you, it's just that I think you guys seem to be more reliable here, the fat man looks at me like a mouse seeing hair, and he can't even understand what he says, and that little old man talks like a fortune teller at any time, he can't say it clearly, he has to guess every sentence, how tired!" Peng Qing shook her head and said, to be honest, she really doesn't have to look for Li Bo, since she determined her idea yesterday, she has been thinking about finding a case that doesn't hurt or itching, first test the water, and see if it is a reliable thing to find Li Bo and them to cooperate, after all, although the original intention of cooperation is a bit like wanting to clean up Li Bo, but it has to be linked to business! If the other two had been normal, maybe things would have been made clear.
"Uh, well! They've always been like that, like, what's the matter with me? Li Bo touched the back of his head with some embarrassment and said.
"I want you to do me a favor, find a corpse!" Peng Qing stared at Li Bo and said softly.
"Corpses? Do we want to be involved in this? Didn't you say that..."Li Bo was interrupted by Peng Qing before he finished speaking.
"I said there is a tricky case to find you, but this case is also very urgent, half a month ago, we received a report that a woman is missing, of course we intervened in the investigation, but how to find it can not be found, we doubt that this woman was killed, and the biggest object of suspicion is her boyfriend, but we have no evidence, brought him back to assist in the investigation several times without the slightest progress. So I want to ask you for help, at most, this time I will pay you an extra salary! Don't try to shirk it, the extra money is already my biggest concession! Peng Qing said a lot in one go, and when he said the last two sentences, he had a completely expression: you have to do it, and you have to do it if you don't do it.
"Your sister's battle is bullying, and Lao Tzu is not your subordinate, can you use this expression?" Of course, these words can only be slandered in Li Bo's heart. After thinking about it, it didn't seem to be difficult, so he nodded and said, "Okay! We took it! But you have to provide the personal belongings of the missing, and we will not be thieves! "Just kidding, of course we had to be thieves ourselves to steal these in the past, but now aren't you? How good you are to take it and save a lot of trouble! If you rely on the corpse ball to find the corpse all over the city, where can you find the blind cat and dead mouse, this thing still has something close to the body, and it goes straight to the lesion!
"Good! When we went to the missing person's house to investigate, we took a lot of things, and there should be something that meets your requirements. The sooner this happens, the better! Li Bo rolled his eyes and said, "No matter how fast it is, it will be night, eldest sister!" What time do you think? You're not shocking, I still think people say I'm insane! ”
Peng Qing was stunned, why did this person's tone change? Don't seem to be so afraid of me anymore? This is not a good sign, how can you press him to do things in the future? But he also agreed to his request, as if there was nothing to beat!
"Alright! I'll call you that night! Peng Qing didn't want to continue, he had to keep a sense of distance, he was too familiar, and he would be embarrassed to do it in the future. After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
"What then! Find the corpse, four thousand! I'm expensive! Don't forget to bring money, we only accept cash, not credit cards! As soon as he opened the door, Li Bo's dying voice came from behind him. Peng Qing paused at his feet, mumbled and closed the door without looking back and left.