Chapter 70: Fuck Your Uncle's Taxes!
"These things cost five thousand? Why don't you grab it? Forget it, I will also make copper money swords, and I will go to others to buy the gossip mirror, and it will be good to open it in front of Master Zu......"
Ling Xian pretended to be in pain, there was no room for relaxation, He Zhengyi's eyes widened: "Didn't you reimburse your employer?" ”
"She only gave me 5,000 yuan, and she slammed the door to death, could it be that you asked me to post it upside down?" Ling Xian was indignant. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"That'...... Forget it, even if you have three thousand yuan, you can't be less......" He Zhengyi rolled his eyes and compromised.
"No, no, no, it's too much, I'm missing three thousand, one thousand, at most one thousand!" Ling Xian said very painfully.
"Damn, you think you're a mass product? Two thousand, no less! ”
"One thousand and five!"
"Okay, deal!"
After the handover, the two swaggered out of the villa, Lin Xiaobo and Fang Qi saw that they were fine, but their faces were red, and they were relieved, it seemed that the ghost was successful.
Sure enough, as soon as he came out, Ling Xian told him all about what he had just done, and during this period, he naturally had a lot of pursuits for He Zhengyi, saying how he showed his might, arranged the gossip lock yin array, and then collected the ghosts, burned the bones, and finally announced that the matter of Gu Man Tong was completely over......
Lin Xiaobo and Fang Qi were naturally overjoyed, and were about to drive away, when Ling Xian suddenly remembered something and shouted: "It's not good, there is another thing to forget, two people died in the villa, they were scared to death by Gu Man Tong......"
The two were shocked, this is a homicide, but He Zhengyi said lightly: "It's just a trivial matter, the villa is monitored, we just entered, and the body was dead overnight, and the forensic doctor will detect the ...... of the time of death."
"We just need to report the case and say that we came here today to find a murder, as for the owner of the villa, he is no longer here, saying that they were scared to death by themselves, don't they have it?"
When everyone heard this, they were all relieved, but it was not good to leave immediately, so Ling Xian called Mei Fang.
"Cousin, there is a murder case......"
"What? Another homicide? My good brother, can you give me some good news? ”
"It's my cousin!"
"Yes, yes, my dear cousin, where are you now? What's going on? ”
"I'm in the XX villa community, come over quickly, follow the door and go inside, you will see us on the side of the road."
"Okay, you wait for me there."
After hanging up the phone, Ling Xian was in a good mood, he couldn't tell what it was, he just felt that the sun was shining very well today.
After more than 20 minutes, Mei Fang came in a police car, accompanied by Wang Dali, Ye Xiaojie and Cao Zixuan, as well as a beautiful girl with a cute ponytail on her head, wearing a white doctor's uniform, and carrying a medicine box.
"Cousin, who is this sister?" Ling Xian greeted them with a smile.
Mei Fang smiled: "She is also from the serious crime team, forensic doctor Qin Yue, we all call her Xiaoyue, but you have to call her Sister Xiaoyue." ”
Qin Yue walked up to Ling Xian, put down the medicine box, shook hands with him very heartily, and nodded with a smile at the other people, but did not speak.
"How can I see you every time there is a murder?" Wang Dali laughed and patted Ling Xian's shoulder, looking very enthusiastic.
"I don't want to, but this is another supernatural case, and the specific situation is like this......"
Ling Xian told Li Yushan about it, and after hearing it, everyone was surprised, thinking that the powerful ghosts had been eliminated, and there was no danger.
As long as you go back and write a report and include it in the case file, and it took less than a day from the discovery of the murder to the solution of the case, and there is a lot of credit in the credit book......
Although he believed Ling Xian's words, in order to have sufficient evidence, Qin Yue still checked the bodies of the two of them, and as a result, everyone saw footprints and sword marks on them, and Qin Yue looked at Ling Xian suspiciously.
Ling Xian patted his forehead and said, "They just changed their corpses, so they ......"
Qin Yue made a few gestures, Ling Xian didn't understand, Mei Fang explained: "Your sister Xiaoyue said that it doesn't matter, it was not that kick that caused fatal injuries, but myocardial infarction, and in the confession, you said that you were scared, and then kicked them away in a hurry......"
Ling Xian looked at Qin Yue and said in surprise: "Cousin, Sister Xiaoyue, she ......"
"She couldn't speak when she was born...... Mei Fang said with a somewhat gloomy expression.
Everyone was silent, but Qin Yue smiled indifferently, continued to inspect the body, and after confirming it, she asked Ye Xiaojie and Wang Dali to collect the body and transport it back to the police station.
Subsequently, Mei Fang routinely sealed off the villa, invited the person in charge of the villa community, dropped the monitoring, and finally determined the truth, and then left the community.
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After sending He Zhengyi home, Ling Xian looked sad, and Lin Xiaobo couldn't help asking, "Brother, what are you doing with a bitter face?" ”
Ling Xian sighed for a long time: "This He Zheng's ability is not small, but it is too picky, at first he said that he caught five thousand ghosts, and then said that this ghost is difficult, and added another ten thousand, otherwise he would not help, and then in addition to the ghost, he said that the loss was too great, and he wanted me to compensate for 20,000, but Shanshan gave me 20,000, how can I have so much money to stick it upside down......"
Lin Xiaobo suddenly scolded: "I don't look like a good person here, I'm just a profiteer, how can Maoshan have such a disciple, in my opinion, it must be an impostor......"
"What?" Fang Qi looked at him in surprise.
"He opened his mouth and closed his mouth to be a 'mere thing' trivial, what is it called if he is not called?" Lin Xiaobo sneered.
“……”
Ling Xian sighed, Fang Qi snorted: "Forget it, people are also desperate after all, tens of thousands of yuan is nothing, Qiqi is my friend, I will give her the rest of the money, I will transfer you 50,000, you return the money you owe him, and the excess will be your reward......"
"This ...... Not quite right? Ling Xian said embarrassedly.
"Little things."
Fang Qi waved his hand generously, Ling Xian accepted the money at this time, his heart was about to blossom, and when he got home, he couldn't help but pace around, thinking about what to do with the money.
Last time he helped the Chen family look at feng shui, he got 600,000 yuan, of which only 10%, that is, 60,000 yuan was his own, and the rest was transferred to that person......
"I'll go to your uncle's to pay taxes, that's the money that Lao Tzu worked hard to earn......"
Ling Xian holds grievances for himself, so he takes on tasks now, and he likes to take on a large amount the most, or the amount is very small, and the large one is more than ten percent, and the small one does not have to pay taxes, and he is most afraid that the amount is not large, and it is dangerous to pay taxes.
This time, he pit He Zhengyi, went to 6,005, and there are more than 60,000 left......
Last time Wu Xiulan bought a house, she donated 50,000 yuan, and there are less than 10,000 left, and now it adds up, there are 70,000 yuan in deposits......
"Strive to make more money, buy a house, buy a car, and marry my cousin...... Marry a wife and walk to the pinnacle of life......"
Ling Xianzhi was looking forward to the future with pride, and it happened that Mei Fang came back, just when he heard the second half of the sentence, he looked at him with an intoxicated look on his face, and said with a smile: "Come on, which girl do you fall in love with?" Cousin is going to propose to you, Mr. Wu? Yaoyao? Or Zhizhi? ”
Ling Xian was suddenly embarrassed, scratched his head and said, "Don't, I want to take care of my cousin for the rest of my life, and I won't marry ......."
"You can take care of me if you get married." Mei Fang corrected.
"That'...... By the way, last time I helped the Chen family break the head-lowering technique, he hasn't paid me yet, I have to go to the old man of the Chen family......"
Ling Xian walked out with a weak heart, and Mei Fang shouted behind him, "Don't eat at home?" ”
"Cousin wait for me, I want to get my money back and come back for dinner." Ling Xian's voice resounded outside the door.
"This guy, can't he be the girl from the Chen family?" Mei Fang touched her chin and thought.