Chapter 25: Snot Bombs
Seeing that the ghosts were getting closer and closer, Qin Wanru took out her gun and fired two shots in succession. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The two ghosts led by info instantly turned into black gas, and the rest of the little ghosts hesitated for a while, although they were still shouting in their mouths, but none of them dared to step forward, obviously becoming ghosts did not affect their IQ, although they knew that we only had one bullet, but no one wanted to be a bird.
When Huang Mao saw this scene, he was furious, and two water arrows shot out, shattering the two imps at the back. "Give it all to me, whoever grinds again, this is the end."
Fight! I turned my head to Qin Wanru and said, "Hit me in the nose!" Qin Wanru was obviously stunned.
"Quick, hard!" Hearing me shout like this, Qin Wanru no longer hesitated, and raised her hand to punch. It was only a punch, and it hit the nose, and the blood was bursting out, and the salty, sour, and spicy sensations mixed together, and it was so sour.
Qin Wanru was startled when she saw the blood, and hurriedly wanted to wipe it off with a tissue for me, I hurriedly waved my hand, how could this be wasted. wiped the freshly baked, still hot nosebleed into the palm of his hand, waved his hands and rushed towards the group of ghosts.
The leader was a red-haired ghost, and when he saw me coming up alone, he said happily, "Brothers, the time has come to make meritorious contributions." As soon as the words fell, I slammed my right arm with a strong palm, and in an instant, the red-haired right arm turned into black gas and disappeared. The red hair was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to react, and he wailed, turned his head and ran. A one-eyed ghost next to him hurriedly shouted, "Why are you going?" The red-haired head said without replying: "I went to watch the movie "One-armed Knife", and after I practiced it, I will come back to take revenge!" ”
Don't say it, buddy's nosebleed really works, I saw me rushing to the little ghost crowd, the left one split Huashan, the right one dragon swings its tail, it's really next to the injury, touch it and die, and in an instant the little ghosts screamed, don't say, today is really what it means to cry wolf.
In the blink of an eye, twenty or thirty imps died, those who fled, and only three or five dared to surround us. Chairman Mao taught well, "It is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to become a famous overlord." "I provoked it fiercely, and slapped a green-haired ghost in front of me, hehe, seeing the fear in the green-haired eyes, I felt comfortable in my heart. A palm slapped, the palm passed through the body, and the strange thing was that the green hair didn't react. I looked down and saw that the blood on my hand was gone.
"He's powerless!" The green hair screamed happily, and with a flick of my hair, the original green hair turned into green threads, which were wrapped around my neck. I was out of breath, my eyes rolled straight up, and my hands were desperately trying to rip the green thread off. At this moment, a gunshot sounded, and as Qin Wanru's last bullet was fired, the green hair was shattered, and the green line disappeared, and I gasped for breath, and by the way, I came to my nose again.
Looking at the nosebleed gushing out again, I laughed a lot. Of course, according to Er Fat's later description, such a lewd person who can laugh while spraying nosebleeds has been seen in the island country's animated ** drama movies before, and I regret it. Seeing that I was resurrected in full shape again, the remaining two imps scattered in a hurry.
Huang Mao saw that something was wrong, and shot three more water arrows, I reached out to block them, and the water arrows turned into a puff of water vapor in my palm. As long as the blood is enough, this little spell is not enough to see. Seeing that the three of us were approaching step by step, Huang Mao's eyes rolled, I hurriedly asked Qin Wanru for a few bullets, blew my nose hard, and the nosebleed stuck to the bullets, "Load it, if he dares to run, he will break his leg." I don't think this snot bullet is worse than your rune-breaking bullet. ”
"It's disgusting." Qin Wanru said on her lips, her hand was not slow, and she loaded the bullet with a crackle. Huang Mao saw that the careful thinking of escaping was exposed by me, and immediately seemed to be a different person, and said with a smile on his face: "Brothers and sisters, the younger brother has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and he has offended a few people, damn it." As he spoke, he slapped himself a few times.
"Okay, okay, stop acting here." I sighed, "I was originally going to have a good chat with you, but if it weren't for your bastard brothers, we wouldn't have bothered to do it." ”
"Yes, yes, these little bastards, I will teach them a good lesson when I go back." Saying that, Huang Mao wanted to leave.
I pursed my lips, and Qin Wanru immediately aimed the muzzle of the gun at Huang Mao's thigh, "Did I let you go?" ”
"I've talked to you, come on, sit down." I'm exhausted. I grabbed a piece of waste paper, put it on the ground, and sat down. "You wait." I pressed my hand to my nostrils, my head held high, and it took a while before I felt the nosebleed stop.
"Say whatever you ask, if you're serious, I'll help you overdo it. If there is half a lie, your soul will be scattered. "I've lit up the blood on my hands that hasn't dried yet, and we'll use the carrot and stick trick too.
"Don't, big brother. I'm sure I have one thing to say, as long as you let me go like a fart, I'll be spared. Huang Mao said in a sincere tone.
Hey, it's so rare, and there are ghosts who don't want to be reincarnated. "Why don't you want to be reincarnated? Let's talk. The second fat asked curiously, and Qin Wanru's ears were obviously pricked up.
"I was a thug when I was alive, and I was still the most unexpected." Huang Mao said as he spoke, and his eyes turned red: "When people eat, I stand at the door, and when people take a bath, I guard outside." Finally sent me a big job, let me go to a bathing center to collect protection money, who knows that it was opened by the brother-in-law of the director of the police station, and before he opened his mouth, he let him squat at the police station for two weeks. ”
It's really not easy, and I'm moved to hear it.
"That's not even the worst of all. One night I drank alcohol and got into a fight with someone, but I was beaten and my head was bleeding, and when I got to the hospital and said I wanted stitches, I lay down on the operating table and found that the one wearing a white coat was the kid who beat me, can you understand my instant despair......"
Hearing this, the three of us couldn't help but laugh. Huang Mao said depressedly: "Can you smoke a cigarette?" I tidy up my mood. ”
I lit the cigarette, and the yellow hair leaned over and sniffed it vigorously, looking satisfied.
"I originally thought that this life would be like this, but who knew that one day, an old man came to me, said that I had a water spirit root, and asked me if I would like to learn spells from him. I thought he was a liar, but he made two moves on the spot, and at that time, I felt that a turning point in my life was coming. Who knew that after learning the water wall technique and the water archery technique again, the old man would never be seen again. Huang Mao said for a while, and then leaned over to smell the cigarette.
"To the point, how did you die? That's all for you. I urged him.