Chapter Eighty-Nine: No Rules
I can't sleep at night on a wire bed, what do you think tomorrow will be? As soon as Uncle Feng appeared, the wind was full of wind, and he was triumphant, I summoned the Wind Bead from the ring, and the wind was calm in an instant, and Uncle Feng was shocked and bowed his head, and I was pleased to accept this little brother. The pen is fun and the pavilion is www.biquge.info, and it's exciting to think about it.
Just as I was cool, I heard someone knock on the door. Who can come to me at such a late hour? I opened the door in confusion, and Wang Lao Wu came in with his mouth open. "Damn it, if you say it's cooling, you can't live this day." As he spoke, the old man drank down the tea I had just made.
"You really don't have any rules, and you don't ask if anyone drinks this tea?" I said with a frown and dissatisfied.
"Ah, you kid is getting bigger and smaller." Wang Lao Wu squatted the teacup on the table, "Grandpa kindly came to tell you the news of Feng Bo, do you still have any opinions about drinking your cup of tea?" ”
"Isn't it in Nanshan? I know all this. I made myself a cup of tea again, sat at the table with my legs crossed, blew the tea foam gently, and said proudly.
"Look at you're crazy." Wang Lao Wu took out a box of cigarettes from my clothes pocket, took a puff on his own, and then squinted his eyes and said to me: "Look at your posture, you kid has found the Dingfeng Pearl?" ”
I shook my legs and pretended to be casual, "It's not a trivial matter. ”
Wang Lao Wu kicked me in the leg: "Don't shake it." Men are poor, and women are cheap. I was about to scold him, when the old man continued, "Do you think that the wind will only make the wind? To tell you the truth, Feng Bo was already a well-known figure before he cultivated into the trick of calling the wind, so you should be proud, grandpa is waiting in the underworld to pick you up. With that, the old thing stood up and was about to leave.
"Don't, uncle." I quickly stood up and stopped him. "Look at you, why are you still so hot-tempered when you're old. I don't let you drink tea because it sits out for too long and it's not good for your stomach. Wait, I'll make you a new cup of tea. I quickly went into the kitchen with my teacup.
"You're such a grandson!" Wang Lao Wu lectured me while drinking hot tea.
"Yes, yes, you're right. By the way, just talking about Feng Bo's ability, what else will he do besides making the wind? Seeing that the old thing's cigarette was about to run out, I quickly took one out of the cigarette case and handed it over.
"In addition to making the wind, Feng Bo also has a weapon, which is his tail." Wang Lao Wu lit a cigarette and said: "Don't underestimate this tail, think about it, who has a snake tail in Chinese mythology?" ”
"Fuxi, Nuwa, Gonggong......" I counted on my fingers. Damn, this guy can't be like these gods, right? Then I'll still spank a fart, just admit defeat, anyway, people escaped from you, even if you hit the board, you can't hit my ass. I jumped up in exasperation and said.
"Young man, don't be so impatient, can you listen to me." The old thing spat out a smoke ring and said slowly: "That's right, the gods all have tails, but those who have tails are not necessarily all gods." Just like you write a book, if you don't give a recommendation, you will definitely hit the street, but if you give a recommendation, you may not be able to live. "I think it's such a reason.,We've also recommended this book.,But isn't the collection still rising.。
"The country of Xuanyuan has a human face and a snake body. This is what was said in the ancient books, which means that Feng Bo is also a member of the Xuanyuan clan, and it is normal to have a snake tail. What I'm going to say is that his tail is infinitely powerful, and it is said that a van will fly out more than ten meters with a light sweep, and you have to watch out for this. But his weakness is also in this tail, as long as he cuts off this tail by surprise, he will be like an ordinary person, and it will not be up to you to clean it up when the time comes. ”
"You've got something useful." I sighed. "By the way, who are you going to send to cut off his tail? Niu Tou, Ma Mian or my Mulan girl? "Speaking of Sister Mulan, I haven't seen her for the past few days, and I really miss her a little.
"Hey, hey, hey." Wang Lao Wu stroked his beard and laughed, and I suddenly felt bad. Sure enough, the old thing's next sentence shattered my illusions: "You really know how to think of good things, and it's good if I can tell you how to do it." You don't have to count on the people in the underworld, let's be honest, the underworld doesn't have much manpower available now, and it is said that because of the border issue, it almost got into a fight with the guys from the Western Hell. You'd better be blessed. ”
I rolled my eyes, "Then don't count on me, I'm not going to die anyway." "At most, I'm not the leader of this action team, who is afraid of whom?
"Ah, you're still playing a dead dog. Okay, you kid wait. I'll report to the underworld, don't worry, I promise you will have to patrol the borders of hell tomorrow. Oops, I heard that those guys in hell are all inhumane, and their brains are light when they eat raw, tsk. Wang Lao Wu picked up the phone while saying again, "Hey, Judge Zhang?" Yes, it's me. There's such a thing, I heard that there are a few patrols on the border of hell recently, and I happen to have someone ......."
I hurriedly went up and grabbed the phone. "Lord Wang, how can you doubt my consciousness? It's natural to do things for the underworld, we are not the kind of people who grab merit and let it go when they see difficulties! ”
"Really?" Wang Lao Wuhu looked at me suspiciously.
"Really!" I slapped my chest with a bang. Wang Lao Wu nodded with satisfaction, "It's not over like this, it's a waste of so much saliva for grandpa." ”
I sent the old thing away respectfully, and I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot in the house, constantly spinning around, and this thing really killed me. Just as he was picking up his hair, Zhu Ziwen got out of the ring and said to me excitedly: "Haha, this time I have cleaned up the Yellow Wind Monster, which is really relieving." Hey, what are you doing pulling your hair out? ”
"I told you that you don't know, so you might as well go in and play with yours." I said angrily.
"How big do you know about the toad at the bottom of the well?" The little guy was not happy, "Your ancestors didn't know where they were when I followed Old Dao. It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs. ”
"What do you know? Have you heard of it? I asked unceremoniously.
"You know, grab him by the tail and he'll be bored." Zhu Ziwen pouted and said.
"It's easy to say, his tail is so easy to cut?" I said dissatisfiedly, "Wait a minute, you mean just grab his tail and don't cut it off?" I asked, puzzled.
"Of course, this is the method used by Du Erdao to clean him up back then. I won't tell you, you're really boring, I'd better go back and play with the Yellow Wind Monster. After speaking, Zhu Ziwen slipped into the ring.