Chapter 2 is missing

Two and a half months later, the center of the commercial street. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Li Bo aimlessly wandered in the bustling crowd with two huge black circles, in this gathering place for entertainment and shopping of trendy men and women, Li Bo was also one of them, but now he seems a little out of place with the surrounding crowd.

In the past, the capable short hair has grown long, and it looks a little messy on the head at will, and the beard on the face has reached an astonishing 0.5 cm, at first glance, he is now no different from a slightly cleaner person who asks for food, but, with the overall effect of his tall figure, I have to say that it is actually quite good, at least it is still a little lethal to a certain group of girls with an alternative vision, and it is completely a lovelorn, unemployed and terminally ill standard decadent male style.

Lovelorn? No, because Lee Bo never had a fixed girlfriend. Unemployment? This can be had, that's right, Li Sanpi is unemployed.

Since that experience more than two months ago, Mr. Lee has become almost a complete schizophrenic, at least in the eyes of others. It's not that that blow was so heavy to Li Sanpi, man! There are no hurdles that cannot be passed, but sometimes, there are things that cannot be stopped at all. Since that day, a series of terrorist incidents have occurred indefinitely, which directly led to the complete collapse of his strong heart from the sports school.

At any time, in any place, Li Bo can see things that he has never seen before, communities, companies, supermarkets, and even toilets. Although these souls encountered again did not have the intention of attacking themselves like the woman for the first time, the countless encounters, or nods, or smiles, etc., made Li Bo completely unacceptable, because these souls had everything.

The company's leadership in charge talked to Li Bo more than once, and comforted him loudly, thinking that Li Bo was tired due to work pressure, and now there are not many young people who can take the initiative to put pressure on themselves. Such a self-motivated business backbone must be cultivated and enlightened well. Which elite hasn't had a bit of a setback? Which sales top is not a little low? As a leader, you must not have an open mind!

In this way, Li Bo miraculously survived for more than two months in this big wave of economic market system with zero performance, which is a rare example of a brokerage company that is eliminated without performance, so how much face can make him stand in front of him every morning meeting and twist his ass and roar: "Action is wealth!" Action is the future! The company's leaders just look at you in the office every day in a daze and comfort you kindly, and at the end of the month, they hand you the basic salary with a smile and pat you on the shoulder and say, "Come on!" I'm optimistic about you! There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome! ”

Of course, in today's society, even love cannot be equated with eternity, let alone a trace of ethereal appreciation.

At noon the day before yesterday, except for a few colleagues in the store who were still busy taking customers to see the house outside, the whole store was in the office holding a boxed lunch and gnawing wildly. Colleagues were chatting and bragging about the boxed lunch, and the store manager was also sitting in front of Li Bo with the boxed lunch as usual, chatting with Li Bo with the signature sunshine smile, while Li Sanpi was crazy and holding the boxed lunch in his mouth! It was as if it was not a meal, but a sworn enemy he had hated for years.

"That's enough!! You fuck off!! A roar that was almost like a roar abruptly interrupted the harmonious lunch time in the store, the whole office was dead silent, the comrades were staring at the direction of the voice, the manager's sunny smile on his face froze, but the whole face was constantly changing expressions, disbelief, annoyed and angry....., I saw Li Bo, who seemed to be listening carefully a few seconds ago, his eyes were red and crazy, and he looked completely out of control, and his hands roughly ripped off the keyboard on the table behind him and kept waving wildly, And the lunch box and the small half box of meals inside have been deducted on the manager's head.

"Bang! Boom! The sound came from the keyboard that Li Bo waved indiscriminately in his hand, and with each irregular swing, the focus would fall on the parts of the manager closest to him, regardless of the front and back. The expressions on the faces of the colleagues around him also twitched with the sound.

"You stop Lao Tzu!" It was very painful to be attacked indiscriminately by an out-of-control ex-sports student with a keyboard, and the manager finally covered his head and exploded after being beaten an unknown number of times. Li Bo suddenly stopped the movements in his hand when he heard the sound, looked at the manager who was already in tears and was in a completely berserk state with a dull expression, and then looked down at the keyboard in his hand, as well as the various expressions on the faces of the colleagues around him, incredulous, adoring and secretly cool.

"Manager! Not so! Listen to me! Li Bo hurriedly threw away the keyboard in his hand and hurriedly waved his hand to the manager to explain. Of course, he knew that this explanation was as pale as being caught and raped by his daughter-in-law in bed. In the end, the manager didn't look at him and turned away in annoyance.

Half an hour later, Li Bo left the office with a dismissal letter of only a few dozen words in his hand, holding the cardboard box, Li Bo kept looking back at the company he had been in for nearly two years, and finally turned around with a long sigh and left. It's not that he doesn't want to explain, but how? How to explain it? Do you tell everyone that there is a man in a suit with a rotten face who squats in front of him and watches him eat a boxed lunch, and keeps saying, "You can see me?" Can you really see me? ”

Originally, after more than two months of indiscriminate fright training, Li Sanpi already had a lot of psychological resistance to this kind of thing in general, and under the constant persuasion of the manager, Li Bo just lowered his head and ignored it. However, he really couldn't stand the next action of the man in the suit in front of him, and under this action, Li Bo completely broke out.

may feel a little unhappy to see Li Bo clearly see himself, but he pretends not to see himself, just when Li Bo pretended to smile and responded to the supreme care given by the manager, the man in the suit actually reached out in front of his eyes and pulled out the only intact eyeball on his broken face, and threw it into Li Bo's lunch box at random.

God pity! Li Bo, who was already suppressing himself, was chewing the peeing cow pills that a junior sister had just shyly clipped to him, and the taste of **** in his mouth still existed. At this moment, Li Sanpi was furious, and that kind of anger was like a violent anger produced by a raccoon that had been beaten for a long time. In a fit of rage, Li Sanpi slapped the lunch box in his hand at the face of the man in the suit, and then grabbed the keyboard and slapped it at the man in the suit. He swore with the innocence of his first girlfriend that the manager was really injured by mistake, and the lunch box and the waving keyboard all passed through the body of the man in the suit and fell on the manager closest to him, who let him sit so close.

As for the explanation, there is no way to explain it. There are just two of them within a radius of two meters, Li Sanpi didn't beat him, who did he beat? As for why the keyboard hits the manager every time, this Li Bo is not very clear. Because at that moment, he only had the man in the suit who had only two eye sockets left and was smiling and his face was full of rotten flesh.

After leaving the company, Li Bo didn't dare to go home to live, he was fed up with the worry that every day when he went home, he was worried about whether the red-clothed female ghost in the yard next door would kill him, and he kept the kind of nervousness that he couldn't catch the train at any time, and the chrysanthemum tightened his body to alarm the state, which felt ..... too sour. He had seen many ghosts in the past two months, but none of them would make him tremble from the depths of his soul like the female ghost in red. Probably, because of the clothes.

So he ran to the house of his sworn friend Hu Jianjiang and lived. Hu Jianjiang is his college classmate, a strong man with a height of only 1.7 meters, and Li Bo is also a friend and former colleague. Before, everyone graduated and worked as agents together, but Hu Jianjiang didn't seem to be able to stand the kind of deceitful office life, so he quit early, neither of them had a fixed girlfriend, they were glued together when they went to work and got off work before, and then they were glued together after work.

What is the most reliable in this society? Friends! There is no distinction between men and women. On call, what to say, no secrets, you say! I will believe it! It's much more sincere than the husband and wife who have realized the prickly heat for a little privacy. After a few cans of beer, he poured all the desolation that had been suppressed in his heart for so long into Hu Jianjiang's ears, and directly made the unprepared old Comrade Hu stunned.

"What's that, Lao Li! Look, do I have it here? After three rounds of drinking, Lao Hu suddenly turned pale and asked Li Bo very seriously. Not! Bite? You're finally believing me? After Li Bo vented all the suppressed things in his heart, his heart was much happier, and he recovered a little of his original character, and replied with an unhappy and strange voice.

"No, I said that if you don't, you can live in peace! Half of the rent for one person, water and electricity. Kindness! Or one and a half! What do you think? It's okay to have brothers! To hell with the homeless! Holding a wine glass, Lao Hu roared the last sentence angrily.

"Your sister, I know that your goods will not be so good, Lao Tzu's emotion has just risen, and you will die if you **** talk about it later?" Li Bo was depressed, a friend is a friend, emotionally noble, and inferior in life. Alas! The abacus between friends is clear, and the ancients don't deceive me! However, he didn't care, Lao Hu was working as a driver for the boss in a nearby hotel, which was not easy, alas! For Mao Sports School students, they are destined to either sell jokes and do sales, or sell themselves to be drivers....... professional history of blood and tears.

The noisy streets, crowded crowds, like healing medicine, gradually repaired the shadow in Li Bo's heart, and after half a month of half-kilometer stocking, the psychological trauma was basically recovered. Standing on Chunxi Road in the Holy Land of Photographers for half a month, the power of beauties is so powerful!

Li Bo, who was resurrected with full blood, prepared to regroup and go home in the next few days to fight the female ghost in red to the end. I haven't seen half of the red one for so long, which has made Li Bo gradually develop a certain resistance to this irresistible thing in his heart, and even chatted with a fat man who burned charcoal to commit suicide in the same building. Of course, it was Hu Jianjiang's building.

"Hey! Handsome guy! This handsome guy and so on! "Li Bo is acting decadent as always, with a beard, hairstyle, and temperament...... What is it? That's high-end! Before, he still scoffed at what his uncle was controlling, but in the past half a month, the obvious return rate has exploded, of course! It's not the kind of eyes that look at neuroses, but he really sees "sexual interest" in the eyes of beautiful women, and hope is ahead! was melancholy, when suddenly, a voice with a bit of a male duck's voice interrupted Li Bo's continued melancholy.

shouting handsome guys on Chunxi Road, of course, a man will go back and find out. Although I do have a little bit of thought to see how handsome the other party is, I have this little expectation in my heart, what if I call myself? Despite being a male duck voice. Li Bo, of course, was a man, and he rightfully looked back.

A man, a middle-aged man with glasses who looks quite gentle, but this voice! Indeed, with the looks, there are some deviations, which destroys the artistic conception. looked at it casually, Li Bo couldn't help but shudder, this man can't be a madman! Why are you looking at me like this? I didn't dare to look at it more, so I quickly turned around and continued to be depressed. The shape and temperament instantly returned to the state they were in thirty seconds ago.

"Handsome guy!" A hand abruptly patted Li Bo's shoulder, and the middle-aged man behind him raised one hand and only felt a flower in front of him, and then he was stunned, and the tall young man in front of him was already standing two or three meters away from him.

"You're a fetal god! What are you yelling for! If you have something to say, why are you filming me! You can't scare people to death in broad daylight! Li Bo gasped in shock, and when he saw that the person who patted him was the male duck just now, he couldn't help but scold! The shot just now instantly aroused the instinctive reaction that Li Daguan had exercised during this time, and he jumped forward two or three meters in an instant, there was no way, the mental destruction during this time directly trained his earth-shattering reaction power, and that body method was even more Ling Bo than Dali Duan Yu's Ling Bo microstep.

"Huh? Little brother is so skilled! How about borrowing a step to speak? Looking at Li Bo, who was scolding, the middle-aged man was stunned, and then said to Li Bo with a smile on his face. The anger in Li Bo's heart! You old thing! Scared me for no reason, and then pretended to be an ancient person with me? Borrow a step? Borrow your sister! Neuropathy! With an infinite curse in his heart, Li Bo turned around and left, joking, there are more people like you in Chunxi Road who pretend to be ancient people and cheat money. Two days ago, Lao Hu also heard that someone pretended to be a traveler to cheat money, and he actually succeeded, but the most hateful thing is that he still has both wealth and sex. What a way of the world! Why can't I meet such a woman who is almost mentally retarded? I'm still waiting for my uncle to take me away!

"Don't regret not coming with me! The road is uneven, and the eyes are white! Alas! It's my business if there are ghosts or not! As he was walking, Li Bo suddenly froze when he heard the last sentence, and then turned his head sharply and stared at the middle-aged man behind him who seemed to be smiling at him.

Half an hour later, Chunxi Road Korean barbecue, two people, large portions, three hundred and ninety-eight pieces, Li Bo please! After declining the service of the little girl dressed in Korean costumes, Li Bo impatiently stared at the male duck who was eating spicy cabbage in front of him, "Say!" What do you know? How do you know? Why do you know? Li Bo's eyes were red when he looked at this person eating, what kind of person is this! Eat a spicy cabbage and put knives and forks together, that action seems elegant, but it is very begging! Saying! Eat a barbecue, which second-hand waiter got him a knife and fork?

"Don't panic! Don't panic! Let's talk about it when you're full! I can't tell for a moment. The duck replied in a slow and methodical voice, but his eyes never took off the bowl of spicy cabbage. Swindler! An affirmative sentence sounded in Li Bo's heart. Am I being deceived? A question plus an affirmative sentence follows. Thinking of this, Li Bo wilted. The gap between excitement and loss is too disturbing, eat it, eat it! When you're full, brother lets you know why the flowers are so red! ****, who is afraid of who? Thinking of this, Li Bo's face also softened, and he picked up the chopsticks and began to eat by himself.

"Contemptible Mao Xiaofang! Fortunately, I will be glad to meet you! Li Bo, who was concentrating on dealing with the fat cow, was almost choked to death by this abrupt opening.

"In Shimobayashi Masaei! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! Li Poppi replied with a smile on his face. If you are sick, you are still hairy, and you don't play like this. Lao Tzu is a post-80s generation, which of Uncle Ying's films haven't been seen? Lao Tzu has long seen through your essence, don't you just cheat and cheat? You just put a hundred hearts, uncle won't pay. The male duck didn't have a surprised expression at Li Bo's ridicule, and after a faint smile, he picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth elegantly.

"Alas! The name was taken by my father, and every time I report to my home, I have to say that it is a little embarrassing! Mao Xiaofang sighed and stared at Li Bo and continued, "Do you think I'm cheating? Don't worry, even if you eat this meal, even if you have a good fate, I won't charge for helping you this time! ”

"En~ha! No, no, how could it be! The predecessors are so virtuous and respected to save people from fire and water, boy, I am grateful to you before it's too late! Not at all with this idea! Come on, come on! Eat, eat, eat! You're welcome! "I can't play ancient texts, I will pretend to be Zeng Xiaoxian! Hum! The meal hasn't been eaten yet, and it's not too late to turn your face after eating.

"Since you don't believe me, then I have nothing to say! The mountains are high and the waters are long, let's leave it at that! There is no place on Li Bo's face that does not have the four big words "Lao Tzu does not believe", who is Mao Xiaofang? Judging from the name, that's a master! Do one less thing with a hot face and a cold butt and won't lose a piece of meat.

"Stop!" It's coming, it's coming, it's eaten and wiped clean, and I want to run away! You are an idiot! Li Bo squinted at Mao Xiaofang, who got up and was about to leave, and said nonchalantly. "Are you going to give one, two, three today, believe it or not, I'll call the police to arrest you? To cheat is to cheat money. Although it takes 2,000 to be sentenced, our 398 is enough to arrest you for 48 hours! "Anyway, you're going to tear your face, who's afraid of whom. I'm still going to eat yours, want to go?

Mao Xiaofang was stunned for a moment, then sat down with a smile on his face and picked up his knife and fork, "The young man is interesting!" Don't lose! There is character! "What's going on? Shouldn't he be flustered? And then offered to bear the cost of the meal privately? Why did you sit down and eat again? Li Bo is a little suspicious, can't it be that he has a backhand?

"Alright! Since the little brother wants to stay behind, then I won't eat your meal in vain. Go ahead! After finally solving all the meat in the platter, Mao Xiaofang wiped his mouth again elegantly and said. Say? Say what? Tell me about the clues that made you go up the pole? For the liar Li Bo, he was deeply distressed. Last time, there was also a master on the side of the road who said that there would be a disaster if his seal hall was blackened, and if it had been changed, Li Bo would have passed by a lot of melon seeds. But now it is different, Li Bo, who was in a hurry to go to the doctor, can be said to have grasped a life-saving straw, and happily took a ninety-nine-eight package in his hand, a string of Buddhist beads, and a talisman. The result? It's not that he was still eyeballed in the lunch box, and he was swept out of the house by the company in embarrassment.

"Master Talent! You should be able to see something, right? Li Bo stared at Mao Xiaofang in a daze, hum! Respond to all changes with the same, let your mouth hang like a river, and I will not move like a mountain.

"Man has three souls and seven souls, the heavenly soul, the earth soul, and the human soul, and the three souls complement each other, and the color is black, white, and purple. There are seven colors of the seven spirits, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, respectively, the main joy, anger, sorrow, fear, good, evil, and desire, and everyone's three souls and seven spirits can be seen from the Yin Hall, and you! Hehe! Alien, I have lived for more than 30 years, and I have never seen a person who lacks a soul can still stand on the street and pretend to be deep. Li Bo was still thinking about how to deal with the back hand on the other side, and Mao Xiaofang had already crackled a lot of things that made him stunned. How can this fight? He'll be a hooligan, but that's not his forte!

"Missing? Which one? "Let's go and watch, it's time to listen to Li Boqing's commentary," Li Bo thought to himself.

"Evil spirit! It stands to reason that a normal person, if he lacks a spirit, then at least he must be a vegetative person. And you can still just wander around like this, and you are not stupid and move freely, this is where I am curious to find you. Mao Xiaofang talked eloquently, his expression was serious and serious, and Li Bo was about to be brought into his rhythm.

"Evil spirits? What happens if you don't have a bad spirit? Li Bo, who was a little involved in the play, continued to ask.

"Seven spirits, that is, people's seven emotions and six desires, of course, evil spirits are evil, normal people will do evil things of different sizes, as big as devouring people's lives, as small as voyeurism and pickpocketing. Without evil spirit, the simple understanding is that you will not do bad things in the future. As far as you see now, without the evil spirit, you are not a vegetative person lying on a hospital bed, which is a good thing! Mao Xiaofang just stared at Li Bo directly, his eyes were like a curious baby finally finding his favorite toy, surprise? Curious? Li Bo couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

"Haha~ Then I won't be a good person who has more heart for the world than Brother Biao in the future? You just said that it was as small as voyeurism and pickpocketing, so I did before, look! Does it count? "The excitement in Li Bo's heart, after listening to so many calls, I finally waited for such a bug, didn't you say that I don't have evil spirits? I'm not looking at it yet, huh! Old boy! I SEE HOW YOU PICK UP YOUR OWN BUGS.

"Strictly speaking, yes. Look at the face, it doesn't count! After Mao Xiaofang drank the tea, he shook his head and continued. Haven't you noticed that you've been looking at other girls' breasts for so long, or whatever? Do you see that girls have always only looked at their faces? ”

Li Bo was suddenly stunned, and he was stunned for thirty seconds. Mao Xiaofang's words completely split Li Bo like thunder. That's right! It seems that I really haven't looked at other girls' thighs or some ******** place, and it's the height of summer, isn't it better to look at those than to look at the face? Those have always been his pastimes! Why didn't I watch it? Could it be that ..... this old man is telling the truth? That......

"Master! I don't even want to watch it, so can I still do it? So what should I do in the future? Can't you see your daughter-in-law when you're married? "Believe it or not, but it's not a good sign to forget all your hobbies, in case it's true. He is the ninth generation of the old Li family! What is the difference between this situation and sexual impotence? Do you have the face to go back to see Weiyuan's father? When it comes to his top priority, Li Bo is really anxious.

"Something's wrong! Peeping is called evil, and lust is also human nature. Your daughter-in-law, can you still be considered a voyeur? That's a serious thing that conforms to the way of heaven and humanity, how can it be considered evil? Although Mao Xiaofang's words are not very good, but as far as the current Li Bo is concerned, this is simply a natural sound! It's good to be able to see it, it's good to be able to see it! But the only regret is that I can't look at others. What kind of extramarital affair, one-night stand, ironclad evil.

"Brother Mao! Say, "Can I be cured of this disease?" Li Bo, who already believed in the person in front of him, instantly upgraded the titles of old goods, liars, male duck voice, and Mao Da wet to Brother Mao!

"You tell me about you, I can't fully guarantee whether you can cure it or not!" Mao Xiaofang didn't care about the rapid change in Li Bo's attitude, waved his hand and said.

"Here's the thing..........." Li Bo began to tell his sad past with a handful of snot and tears, and the state of telling was simply sad for those who saw and cried. In this way, the two geeks who would be together for a long time completed their first communication.