Don't say it, my favorite thing like Hao Jianchang is nothing more than watching uncles and aunts quarrel over trivial things in the countryside for three days and three nights, sleepless. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info It is simply a quarrel from the head of the village to the end of the village, from dusk to dawn, they have to quarrel to win or lose, you live and die, the result has always been a chess opponent, no matter up and down, a tie. After arguing for three days and three nights, rest for a few days, drink a few sips of cold water, calm down, and eat and drink, go to the field to farm, go up to the mountains to graze, and what to do, all are reconciled as before.

You said that Brother Ben and I grew up in this environment, can the scolding skills be weak? Definitely can't. If I don't scold him today, I won't be surnamed Hao if there are lice in my ears.

"You don't dare to deal with a new ghost egg, and you still use the so-called conjuring bell to deal with me, it's just a shame to throw home, and the weak chicken is bursting!"

"You, you're so angry with me!" The monster was already furious, "Boy, are you really not afraid of death?" ”

"What are you, I'm not talking about you, you've been driving the bus for so many years, it's really for nothing. Isn't it shouting every day to serve the people of the underworld, to serve the people? Not to mention whether it's free? What if I don't have the money to pay for the bus once? No matter how much you sin you don't die! For a captain, the passenger is God, why do you think of me as God? I wasn't eaten alive, and I'm thankful that I was already grateful. Look at you with such a fat head and big ears, how can you be a person with a small belly and chicken intestines! It's just a door-picking, stingy, starving ghost. You still dare to threaten me with my death. ”

"You ride in a bully car, don't pay for it!" That old thing was scolded by me, and he couldn't spit out a word for a long time, so he had to reluctantly start reasoning with me, "Are you still reasonable?!" ”

"Damn, who said I didn't pay for it! Just now my mobile phone system has told me, as early as half an hour ago I have successfully recharged, it is your machine that has a problem and is not mine. I waved the phone in my hand proudly and said, "If you have the ability to bully me here, you might as well hurry up and fix your machine." Be careful, when my phone turns on one day, I must give you a bad review, a big bad review. ”

"Boy, don't talk wildly. You're not going to lie to me, are you?! He clasped his paw right on my shoulder, suspicious.

I waved my hand at him, grimaced, and said, "What did I lie to you!" You go and look at your phone for yourself and you'll know. I advise you to better restart your phone a bit. I guess it's because the signal in this area is not good, the network is not good, so the system is slow to respond. ”

Sure enough, he returned to the GPS signal navigator of the car, clicked on the mobile phone screen, pressed the restart button, the mobile phone screen went black and bright, and after the restart was successful, he received a text message half an hour ago. It reads: Passenger ghost husband, the recharge of the dark currency is successful, the deduction of the dark currency is successful, and the car elder ghost respects please pay attention to check.

At this time, the GPS signal prompter also automatically prompts.

- "Dear Mr. Ghost Husband, the deduction of the dark currency has been successful, this transaction has ended, your destination has arrived, please get off the bus in time, and do not wait for the overtime." ”

"Ding Dong!"

At this time, the door of the carriage opened automatically with a dingdong, and the bright and familiar sunlight poured in leisurely.

"Hahaha, did you hear that? It's already been successfully recharged, you still don't believe it, now it's time for you to let me get off! You and I are willing to buy and sell fairly, and I can't stop anyone. As soon as I finished speaking, before he could react, he strode out.

"Boy, if you scold me, I want to leave, no way." The old monster shook the steel hairpin to the ground, and he was so angry that he didn't want to stop me.

"Bye-bye. No, it's never again. I walked down without looking back, and waved my hand behind my back.

As soon as I got out of the car, I heard the familiar ten-second horror countdown start again.

"This train is heading for XXX station, and after tens of seconds backwards, it is about to return. Passengers are advised to stand firm to avoid accidents. ”

I looked back at his unwilling eyes.

"The ten-second countdown starts, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one."

Jingle bells, jingle bells, the familiar bells began to shake again.

And then whoa, whoa! With a bang, it disappeared into the distance, which is simply a second!

It was like I was in a dream, and if it was a dream, it was a nightmare! I hope I never get into this kind of black car again. Pits, pits, this hell is full of pits.

As soon as I got out of the car, there was thick smoke and clouds, and the whole air was filled with clouds of fog, which persisted for a long time, and my vision was blurred. In the haze, I felt a lot of people around me, walking, talking and laughing. There was a lot of noise, and there were two lights flashing about a dozen meters in front of me. Listening quietly, I found that there were various noises such as honking, honking, stepping on the accelerator, and singing on both sides, similar to the familiar noises in our world.

All of a sudden, I realized, could it be that I was on the road? I can't see anything in this white fog? Could it be because I wear transparent pupils? Try it and you'll find out.

"Pupils are gone, pupils are gone, pupils are gone."

When I finished reading, I closed my eyes and opened my eyes to see!

The whole world was like a real and tangible color oil painting, all clearly visible in front of my eyes. This is not the world I am familiar with, what is the world!? I was on the street, in the middle of the road, and the street was full of people and traffic. All kinds of buildings and various goods are dazzling and eye-catching. And yet across the road from my destination is a grocery store called Everything?! This supermarket name is real!

Occasionally, a cold wind blew, and when I felt shivering, I actually found that there were a few big characters shining on the opposite side, and the whole shop was emitting a ghostly light, was this an illusion or?

Then, the red light on the other side of the road went out, the green light was on, and the people on both sides of the road crowded each other, they came too fiercely, as if they didn't see me, my thoughts were interrupted all of a sudden, and I quickly dodged, but I couldn't dodge, they crashed into me one after another, and they all penetrated my body directly, and I was actually transparent! I reached out and touched them, and this time they were physical. It's amazing, what the hell is going on?

Does that mean I'm invisible?

"Damn, the damn sheep-headed monster is so heavy!"

At this time, the pain in my shoulder and face became more obvious and intense, and I subconsciously grabbed it with my hand, and it was full of blood. If the bleeding in such two large holes is not stopped in time, I guess I will die of shock. Forget about the invisible things and throw them aside. Since it's a grocery store, there must be some disinfectant or something!

I walked briskly across the street to the door of the grocery store. When I first stepped into the first step, I felt a little chill all over my body, as if I had come to an ice cellar, and I was still shivering a little from the cold, and my legs and arms were shivering.

At this moment, two red lights suddenly shone on my body. Then I heard two female voices shouting to me at the same time, "Hello, sir, welcome."

It really scared me, and I thought it was a terrorist attack!

When I reacted, I found that there were two short-haired female robots on each side of the door of this grocery store, with a delicate and cute appearance, and a very high degree of simulation. And those two red rays of light were projected from their eyes.

Oh, it's two robots!