Chapter 10: The Walking Queen
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Comfortable, still so comfortable.
Gang leader and several of us have only returned to such a precious place after a year, and as far as cultivation is concerned, it is better to be outside for a year than to be here for two months.
I slept well yesterday, I got up early and came out of the tent, only the gang leader was outside.
I came out and glanced at it first, well, this heavy mountain space is quite normal, but the scene of green mountains and green waters is too eye-catching, as if I have walked into the artistic conception of poetry!
"Gang leader......" I moved and walked over to the gang leader.
Seeing that I didn't take this space seriously, the gang leader motioned for me to look at the ground: "Look at this grass." ”
"Grass? What's wrong!? "I noticed that there was a waist-length grass in front of the gang leader, green and shiny, not common outside, not rare in the heavy mountain space, listening to the gang leader, I looked again, and found nothing abnormal.
"You, you're just too anxious, take a closer look!" The gang leader still let me see it.
I squatted down and carefully observed the grass, and finally realized that it can move on its own, and the leaves on its body are like its legs and feet.
Seeing this, I stood up and looked at the gang leader in surprise: "It's alive!" Lived! This...... Is this a baby?! ”
If you're in a hurry, you can't get the word out, people are originally alive, aren't they alive?
"Xiaoyun Mountain space, the five elements belong to the wood, and the plants and trees here are all treasures." The gang leader explained to me with a smile: "You didn't see it last night, these plants and trees were all moved away and moved back, maybe you are afraid of the eighteenth master." ”
"Oh......" The gang leader said that the five elements belong to wood, and I understood.
The eighteenth master is the white tiger lord Jin, Jin Kemu.
moved away and moved back, this sentence is interesting.
It means that the plants and trees in the space of Xiaoyun Mountain are not plants in the general sense, they are all like Master Jia, and they have begun to move towards the 'second-level plants and trees', in a sense, they are half a person.
Hehe, when I climbed out of the tent, I still thought that I had already entered two heavy mountain spaces, no matter what, I shouldn't be stopped by the third heavy mountain space, but I didn't expect that the grass and trees here still gave me a left hook in the blandness, which almost stunned me.
I squatted down again, reached out, gently touched the leaves of the grass, and shook hands with 'it': "Hey, my name is Ma Fang, do you have a name?" ”
At the door of the tent, the third child who got up to urinate was stunned when he saw this scene.
But the next moment, the third child didn't suspect that I was going crazy, because the grass that shook my hand with me actually moved, moved to the side, and continued to stretch its posture.
The third hurried over: "Hey, did you catch this?" What is it!? ”
The third child wanted to go over and touch the grass, probably because the smell on the third child's body was wrong, and the people directly hid to the side and ignored him.
"Hehe, this is fun, what's its name, how did you catch it......" The third child was so happy that he forgot to pee, and asked us in a hurry.
The gang leader looked at the third child with a smile and did not speak.
"It's called 'Walking Queen', the third child, don't move, this is a top-grade baby, in case she is scared away, we have no place to find it......" I quickly scared the third child, paused, and came up with an idea again: "What, you go over there and stand, don't move, let's surround it, she won't be able to run!" ”
“…… Don't fool me? "The third child just got up, and his brain reaction was a little slow.
"What am I doing to you, hurry!" I'm sure the third child will be fooled, he doesn't know the five elements of wood, and whispered, I stood on the right side of this grass, making a gesture to block the way of this grass.
Seeing that I was moving, the third child didn't dare to ask anymore, and immediately stood on the left side of the grass, blocking it: "Hey, it's moving again, you see it wants to run......"
"Didn't you tell you not to move? Don't talk! "I continued to scare the third child.
This grass is really face-saving, just now the third child blocked some of the sun, moved forward, and stopped moving.
The gang leader didn't want to play with us, so he went back to the tent to pack his things.
I pretended to stand with the third child for a while, and suddenly said to the third child very mysteriously: "The gang leader is the guy who specializes in taking this kind of fairy herb, that guy must be two people together, I have to help the gang leader go, you take care of it here, don't let it run away?!" ”
"Can you let me go, I'm standing here when I get up, still holding a soak of pee?!" The third child is really a little anxious.
"You're going? Would you make a tool to take immortal herbs? Third, we can't always drop the chain at a critical moment, otherwise, when it's time to divide the money, you give me 100,000, and I'll let you go, okay? "I said it to the third child very seriously.
“…… Hurry up! The third child glared at me angrily and let me go.
When I went to help the leader pack up my things, I secretly looked at the third child, and the third child was serious, standing straight, and from time to time peeking at the grass, afraid that it would run away.
"Hey, hey, hey......" I'm having a lot of fun on the sidelines.
"Let him go, suffocate him again!" The gang leader couldn't stand it anymore, so he beckoned me and said.
"It's okay, the third child's urine is big, I can hold it!" I covered my mouth and snickered, just to see the third child hold back there for a while.
After more than ten seconds, the third child couldn't hold back a little and called me softly: "Gang leader, fourth, can you hurry up, I really can't hold it back?" ”
"The third ......" The gang leader turned his head and shouted, wanting to help the third child get free.
I hurriedly pulled the gang leader into the tent, and secretly said to the gang leader: "It's okay, that kid has to go out several times a night, and he just went there once before he got up, he is a conditioned reflex, and he can't hold back ......."
The gang leader looked at me and stopped talking.
"Third child, bear with it for a while, we'll be fine right away!" I closed the tent door and fell to the floor laughing with a stomachache.
After a while, Guan Xiaoxiao and Ning Hongyan came out of the tent.
As soon as they came out, they startled a few small flowers and plants on the side of the tent, and as soon as the flowers and plants ran, they all shouted in surprise: "Oh, the flowers and plants here will run, look at that, run so fast......"
The third child didn't hear what they were shouting clearly, but he was in a hurry to find someone to change shifts, so he shouted: "Guan Xiaoxiao, Hongyan, come here!" ”
Guan Xiaoxiao and Ning Hongyan ran over to look at the third child, and then looked at the grass that the third child was guarding, and wondered: "Third child, what are you doing?" ”
"I'm guarding it, no, no, I have to go to the toilet, you two guard it, don't let it run......" The third child turned his head and ran, and after running a few steps, he was going crazy.
The third child could see it clearly, it wasn't the grass I asked him to guard at all to move, the flowers and trees here would move.
"Ma Laosi, it must be the third child of your pit family again......" Guan Xiaoxiao shouted at the tent, and Ning Hongyan couldn't laugh.
"Ma Lao Si ......" The third child was angry again, and he had to solve the problem first, so he ran away with his pants.
I just got out of the tent and was happy to see the third child hiding in the grass over there to solve the problem.
"You're going to cheat someone's third child?!" Guan Xiaoxiao came over and gave it to me, smiling.
Ning Hongyan just smiled and didn't say anything, she knew that the two of us were like this.
"Ouch, I'm rubbing, I'm wiping ......"
The funniest scene appeared, the third child who was urinating over there suddenly jumped up, and then scolded a few times, picked up his pants and ran back...... You don't have to think about it to know that it must be when the third child urinated, and the flowers and plants here fell in love with his 'little brother' and helped him massage it...... This fool knows that the grass and trees here will move, and he runs to pee in the grass, isn't he looking for a prick!
The third child was like Gao Laozhuang who met Sun Wukong's Zhu Bajie, lifting his pants and scolding and running back, not to mention Duo Cola.
This time, not only did the three of us laugh, but the gang leader was also very happy.
The third child can always give us some surprises, unbelievable!
Master Jia also got up early to check his equipment, and saw it before and after, but he just didn't laugh, he just came over and asked me: "What about the eighteenth master?" ”
He ...... "I looked left and right, and remembered, the third master had already left last night, and the eighteenth master stayed here, probably to cultivate elsewhere: "The eighteenth master is gone, didn't I tell you?" The Eighteenth Master is from our Dao, and there is a conflict with your research, if you want to succeed, don't look for him! ”
"I just wanted to ask him for some information." Master Jia looked left and right, but found no one, and went back to tinkering with his equipment.
"The third master is also gone?" The gang leader is respectful of the eighteenth master, but wants to talk more to the third master.
"Well, the third master is not the same, he is out." I knew this situation for a long time, and whoever is suitable for cultivation in the Chongshan space is whose cultivation ground.
"The third master is out!?" The gang leader, Lao Sanning Hongyan and Guan Xiaoxiao, are still waiting for the third master to guide them in their cultivation here.
"Ah......" I just remembered, they didn't know about it yet: "The third master and the eighteenth master have already said that whoever is suitable for cultivation in the Xiaoyun Mountain space will stay." ”
The leaders of the "......" gang were obviously a little disappointed.
"It's okay, they're leaving, let's do our job, let's eat first!" I pretended to be okay and went to get something to make breakfast.
"Are you alright? Ma Laosi, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!! "The third child, who had been teased for a while, suddenly pounced on me and pushed me to the ground.
"Pants, your pants, can't you put them on first......" I really felt disgusted.
"I don't ......" the third child just wants to disgust and disgust me.
The two of us were playing on the ground, and the gang leaders who were laughing and watching the battle suddenly stopped laughing.
The third child and I also stopped to look, and there was an extra pair of feet beside us.
The Eighteenth Master is back. (To be continued.) )