Chapter 42: Wit
Wang Fatzi said before that the God of Destruction used some kind of special item to make his velociraptors appear as other animals in the eyes of the main god. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Puppy?" The main gods in the group sprung up one by one, "I didn't see anything, so I wondered why Gaco's house suddenly exploded." ā
"What I saw were four kittens."
"What I see is a snake."
"Boy, tell us! What the hell are those four? ā
Facing the questions of the main gods in the group, Wang Cheng gritted his teeth, and his brain tried his best to make excuses, what to do! These guys have figured out what's wrong! Now the fat man doesn't even speak!
At this time, Shi Yao replied: "Why can you all see us?" ā
There was a moment of silence in the group, and one of them said, "You're our testers, so of course we'll have to keep an eye on you." ā
"Then we eat, bathe, and sleep in that world, and you can see it even when we go to the toilet?"
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The crowd was suddenly silent.
If you can, when the girl goes to the toilet, you are watching from the sky, what is this? If she can't, will she believe it?
Embarrassed! All the Lord gods did not dare to speak.
"Well, aren't we talking about the four pets behind you?"
"Haha, yes, what are those pets?"
"Don't change the subject for me!" Shi Yao suppressed all the main gods, "Fortunately, I didn't take a bath in that world, otherwise I would have been looked down on by you hooligans!" ā
"Hey! How do you speak?! We are gods, too. ā
Shi Yao asked rhetorically: "The immortals are amazing!" Immortals can peek at other people's baths?! ā
The group was silent again, and some of the manager's avatars went black.
"Did you really peek at her going to the bathroom?" Wang Cheng asked.
When some of the main gods heard this, they began to look anxiously and said, "No! Absolutely true! I dare to swear to my godhead! ā
"Mortals just go to the toilet, what's so beautiful, as long as we want, we can directly see through all the girls' clothes."
"Perverted!"
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I can't talk about it this day!
The last Lord God said, "We really don't." Then the whole avatar went black.
Shi Yao sent a separate window to Wang Cheng: "These immortals have quite strong self-esteem, but they have all gone offline after saying a few words." ā
Wang Cheng replied to the message helplessly: "The main gods shouldn't do such a thing as peeking at others taking a bath, and they are not hooligans." ā
"They don't dare. I just changed the subject, and if they continued to ask, would you have any excuses? ā
Wang Cheng was dumbfounded when he heard this, all the main gods were tricked by a little girl, what is this called.
"What kind of excuse is good, you say?" Wang Cheng asked.
"Let's just say we don't know what?"
"Do they believe that?"
"Now, in this way, it may be that one of them or other immortals who didn't participate also want to try this system, so they secretly sent someone over to step on it and protect us by the way, how about this?"
Shi Yao has a lot of ghost ideas, and Wang Cheng has no idea for a while, so he can only say that he will do it.
The next day, Shi Yao's house was very lively, almost to the point of crowding.
Wang Cheng listened and wondered next door, and called her to ask what was wrong.
"My dad got a bunch of fools to go on a blind date with me! Come and save me! Shi Yao hid in the toilet to answer the phone, but the toilet door was knocked straight out, "Don't make noise!" Her dad knocked harder.
Wang Cheng didn't say a word, and immediately ran to the door of Shi Yao's house in his pajamas, the door was open, and there were large and small gifts in the corridor...... Dowry??
Shi Yao's house has a total of more than 900 square meters, which was built by her father who bought several households and chiseled through the walls to connect them together, and at the same time asked senior engineers to make load-bearing columns in it.
In the living room of more than 500 square meters, there are a group of men in suits of different colors sitting or standing. These are the guys who came on a blind date?
What is her father going to do? Sell your daughter?
At this time, a guy wearing white gloves came over and said respectfully, "Hello, who are you looking for?" ā
This should be the housekeeper brought by a certain son-in-law.
Wang Cheng didn't answer, and directly planned to go in, but was immediately stopped by several bodyguards wearing sunglasses next to him.
"This gentleman, please get out! This is private territory! The butler said politely.
Wang Cheng originally wanted to directly use his superpowers to break through, but when he found that everyone was focused on him, it was obviously absolutely inappropriate to expose his abilities, so he said casually: "I'm also here for a blind date." ā
"You? Hahahaha! ā
"Hahahaha, just you? Don't look in the mirror either! ā
"Boy, you haven't woken up yet, have you?"
Everyone laughed, Shi Yao and her father stopped knocking on the door, walked over to look at Wang Cheng, and asked loudly, "Why are you here?!" ā
"Uncle, I'm ...... I'm here to propose! My dad may not have informed you, I ......"
"You let me go! You're not welcome here! Shi Yao's father pushed Wang Cheng out of the door as he spoke.
The sons and brothers in the back all laughed.
Wang Cheng kept being pushed to the door by her father.
"Uncle, listen to me......"
"If you want to say it, ask the person surnamed Wang to come and tell me in person! Hurry up and let me go! ā
Wang Cheng just wanted to continue to insist, but his left hand was grabbed, and then he pulled it outward, and Shi Yao's voice came from his ears: "Okay, let's go!" ā
"Huh?" Before Wang Cheng could react, the surrounding space changed, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the two had arrived at the bar of the God of Destruction.
There was a large green velociraptor standing on the bar in front, the other two below were looking at it with their heads up, and on the couch was a white one looking intently at a book.
After Wang Cheng and the two arrived, the four of them turned their heads to look at them in unison.
The three at the bar continued to howl like no one, and the one on the couch stood up, approached, stopped, and clawed on the floor.
Wang Cheng immediately took out his tablet to check.
One line of text reads: "Where's my stuff?" ā
Wang Cheng looked down at his pajamas, he was suffered, and he forgot to bring them!
"Here it is! Here you go! Shi Yao handed it to it with a large bag and a small bag, and said at the same time, "A few other things are for them." ā
Yumei reached out and hooked her paws, nodded at her, and then turned to leave.
Wang Cheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief, Shi Yao handed the clothes to him, and said, "Put them on, when you get the gift, go to the bedside and take your clothes too." ā
Wang Cheng took the clothes and looked at her stunned: "You ......"
"I teleported, I forgot about it when I first answered your call."
After putting it on, he looked at Shi Yao and asked, "What should I do now?" ā
Shi Yao didn't speak, shook his phone, it was obvious that since he came, he would draw a lottery.