Chapter 9: Domineering Female Teaching Assistant
I wanted to go back to the dormitory like this, but when I looked at the time on my phone, it was already 11 o'clock. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoFor people who don't have classes, the best time to eat is about half an hour before the class is over, the food in the canteen happens to be ready, and at this time, there is no one in the canteen, and there is no need to queue up for food and food.
At this time, standing in the cafeteria, you feel that you are the master of this world, the soul of the canteen, you can swagger and say to everyone, "Look, my brother only spent a dozen yuan to charter the entire restaurant." "If there is a beautiful woman by your side, tsk, this little life is really cool!
As soon as I thought of this, my spring heart began to ripple. It's just that when I think of my position in the hearts of girls at this time, the boat carrying the heart of spring is also overturned.
Sure enough, the giant wheel of love is unreliable, and it sinks when it is said to be sinking.
"Alas!" I really want to look up to the sky and scream, why did God do this to me? Obviously, that stupid melon is not as weak and bullying as everyone thinks, why do they think that I am bullying him? Am I just having an aggressive face, and he's a weak?
That's not fair!
Although I felt sad in my heart, I still had to step on the way to the cafeteria as soon as possible, otherwise I would really have to hit the wall when everyone else was out of class.
The scene of tens of thousands of people squeezing into the canteen to eat at the same time is not as beautiful as you think.
Although there are more canteens, there are only one or two delicious canteens, and for the same amount of money, who doesn't want to eat a good meal? Therefore, the second canteen, which was voted on by thousands of students of the school and ranked first on the list of the best restaurants in X University, decisively became the first choice for students. It's always crowded at lunchtime.
In the past, when we were in military training, we always rested later than other professional classes, and when we came to the second canteen, there were basically only leftovers, so much so that I had never eaten the best food in the legendary second canteen. If you have time today, you can't miss this opportunity in vain.
So, without hesitation, I walked directly to the second cafeteria, which was far away from our dormitory. It's just that when I saw the sign of "Today's Innovative Menu Recommendation" standing in front of the second canteen, I was instantly scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
So what's the fruit series of stir-fried meat with bananas, fried apples with chili, and stir-fried watermelon with pineapple?
Is this chef who invented new dishes still in his right mind? What and what is it!
In order to avoid being injured by thunder, he made a decisive detour and walked to the most famous sauce-pouring rice bowl in the second canteen. Seeing those tempting dishes, I finally believed that the second canteen was the top of the school canteen. The little injury that was just thundered was completely negligible.
"Master, bring me a stewed potato and pot-wrapped pork rice." These are my two favorite dishes, the most northern man, how many people don't like to eat pot meat?
I just don't know if they're authentic, but just by looking at the red crystal tomato sauce sprinkled on it, you know it's absolutely delicious. I couldn't help but take a sip of saliva, and I couldn't wait to take a bite of the crispy and tender meat here.
"Do you take it away or eat it in the cafeteria?" The chef in the cafeteria asked as he pressed the number button on the credit card machine.
"Eat in the cafeteria." I answered without thinking.
However, in the next second, I quickly changed my words and said, "No, I'd better pack it and take it away." After thinking about it, he said, "You can bring me the same meal again, and you will take it away." ”
"Okay."
When I walked out of the cafeteria with two identical meals, I realized that I had done something incredible. Why do you buy two meals?
Pouting, I told myself in my heart that yes, I was too hungry to have enough for me. Who told the canteen to be so picky, there is only one big spoonful of rice, and there is no food at all, and people are still growing their bodies, and they have to eat to their full.
When I returned to the dormitory with my food, I happened to see Wu Sheng preparing to push the door out. When he saw me standing at the door, he was taken aback, "Eh, you're back?" As he spoke, he glanced down at the food I was carrying in both hands, "Why are you ......?"
"I'm happy, sir!" I walked around him and walked through the door and put the meal on the table.
"Oh, really?" Wu Sheng, who was already leaving, suddenly closed the door of the room and walked back, "I see that your usual amount of food is not very large, you shouldn't be able to eat so much, wouldn't it be a pity if you waste it?" He sat next to me with a chair, looking like a puppy waiting to be fed by his owner. Although he looks very well-behaved, what he says is not well-behaved at all.
"Who knows that Chinese food is hard work. We are all good young people in the 21st century, but we must not waste food, right? I know you won't like to waste it. ”
"What do you want to do?" I guarded my two meals tightly, looking like a thief, as if to say, as long as he dares to rob it, I dare to fight with him.
"It's nothing, I just think I should save a runaway youth." As he spoke, he stood up unceremoniously, stepped forward and pushed me away, and took a copy of the meal I was holding tightly, "Ah, this is the pot wrapped meat!" He opened his mouth wide in surprise and looked at me with a cute expression, his eyes flashing, "You are so good, I have always wanted to taste your northern pot meat, but I have never had the opportunity, I didn't expect to be able to feast on it today!" ”
"Who said it was for you?" I was a little embarrassed, although I said that it was not for him, but I didn't refuse at all.
Originally, he brought him one by mistake, but now he twists it, it's just pretending. So when Wu Sheng found me at the bottom of the stairs, when I saw him smiling with a sunny face, I stopped pretending.
"Well, I can't finish it anyway, so I'll treat you to dinner. Because of what happened in class just now. I raised an eyebrow and said as if unintentionally as I prepared to eat.
"Well, okay, I accept your apology." Wu Shengmei smiled, and as he spoke, he picked up a piece of pot-wrapped meat with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, "Wow, it's so delicious." Yang Sheng, you are really, really good! It's simply the best thing I've ever eaten since I came to X University. ”
"Cut, what's this?" I looked at him like a child, and said proudly: "When you come to my hometown, I will take you to taste the original pot-wrapped meat that is many times better than this, and I guarantee that after you eat it once, it will be unforgettable for your life." "When I think of the pot meat made in a small shop near my house, I feel a sense of pride.
That taste, after eating it once, it will never be forgotten, it feels like I have been poisoned by them, and I will be addicted!
"Really?" Wu Sheng looked at me excitedly, as if I had said something incredible, "You really invited me to your hometown to eat pot meat?" ”
"Uh...... This one...... Yes. "Is that what I mean? I just seemed to say that he would have a chance to go in the future, but I didn't say that I "invited" it. It's really a defeat to his ability to understand.
"That's great!" If he wasn't eating, he probably would have jumped up from his chair, "So, we're friends, aren't we?" ”
"Huh?" I can't keep up with his train of thought, why is it that all of a sudden I am involved with my friends? Isn't it just the easiest lunch to treat him, and does it have anything to do with being friends? It's true that the two of us are together 24 hours a day, but that doesn't mean we can become friends.
"Didn't you invite me to your house, isn't that something only friends do? Moreover, the two of us live together every day, can't we still be ...... Friends? The tone of the last two words was obviously different from the previous one, and it was obvious that he had begun to use that iceberg-faced face again.
Friends with such a mentally disturbed guy? I haven't thought about it yet. Or rather, I can't even think about it, who knows if one personality will suddenly kill me with one personality one day, and then another personality will not believe me? Even though he said he wasn't split-personality, I didn't believe it.
When I say the word "yes", my heart is rejected, but what's the use of refusing, isn't it still under the power in the end, obediently compromised?
"That's right." After hearing my answer, this thousand-year-old iceberg face finally returned to a warm little boy, a big fool, returned to his side, and obediently went to lunch.
He ate this meal sweetly, but I only ate it to my stomach. Alas, sure enough, the same people don't have the same fate, they are also handsome guys, why is there such a big difference in treatment, he can be held in the palm of his hand by the school girl for fear of falling, and he is afraid of melting in his mouth, and I can only be the one who was smashed by them?
It's depressing to think about.
Until I finished this meal, I didn't know what the pot meat in the second canteen tasted like, and as for the stewed potatoes, it tasted like chewing wax.
In the afternoon class, I was more honest, because I didn't eat enough at noon, and I didn't rest well, so during the class, I specially chose the last position and slept in the corner for two classes. Anyway, the teacher also said that as long as he doesn't snore and affect other students' classes, he won't say anything, so what am I polite to him?
So, I really obediently went to chat with Zhou Gong. When I woke up, I suddenly found that there was a girl's face in front of me.
"Finally woke up." The girl's voice seemed familiar. I rubbed my sleepy eyes, frowned and looked at the person in front of me, it didn't seem to be a girl in our major, it should be the first time we met.
"Who are you?" I sat up straight and put a little distance between me and her, because I found that she smelled so good that I couldn't help but want to smell more, but because of that, my heart beat faster and worse, which is terrible, if it was in normal times, but this is still in the classroom, if there is any bad reaction, wouldn't it be bad?
Anyway, I'm also a "gentleman"!
"You are so close to me, it doesn't seem to be good......" I winked at Liu Xiaoran and Wu Sheng and others who were standing next to me and watching my liveliness, which means that there are so many people around her, she is a girl, she should pay attention to her image, and don't get close to a man inexplicably. Here it is...... Classroom. ”
"You know it's a classroom, too?" The corners of her mouth twitched slightly, as if she wanted to laugh, but there was a hint of mockery. "I thought it was a bedroom."
"Who the hell are you?" When she asked me like this, I was in a very unhappy mood, what is the situation, who is this woman? Why did you provoke me for no reason, and say things that made me so unhappy! Originally, she was good-looking, and I had a little bit of a good feeling, but now that she's good, she's seriously hurt my self-esteem.
Why are you so depressed, and you are always experiencing all kinds of things that make you unhappy all day long.
Fry with the teacher in the morning, and at noon I have to face a roommate with a double personality, and in the afternoon, a woman came inexplicably, and it seems that it is not a master to mess with.
"Who am I, you can ask a few of your classmates later. Now, you've finally woken up, haven't you? ”
I asked a few guys around me with my eyes, and Liu Xiaoran leaned over and whispered in my ear: "It seems that it is the teaching assistant of the professor of our department head, who is here to check the classroom discipline." ”
"Ah......h
I don't know what to say, I just feel that I am really unlucky today, definitely my unlucky day, the kind that can stuff my teeth when I drink saliva. In the past, when I was in military training, I heard the seniors mention that the head of the department would occasionally find someone to check the class, but I didn't expect it to be true, and I was so unlucky that I was caught.
"What's your name?" The female teaching assistant stared into my eyes and asked.
I didn't speak.
"What's your name?"
I was still silent, and this time I simply lowered my head and didn't look at her. What a bullshit beauty, she has such a bad temper. In my mind, it has become a bad review, no, it has already been negative!
"I'll ask you again one last time, what's your name!" Apparently, she was already furious.
I looked up at her, my eyes full of doubt. I'm sure I've seen her somewhere. I just woke up, and my brain is still a little bit uncomfortable, and I can't remember it for a while.
"Yang Sheng!"
Just when the beautiful teaching assistant was about to speak again, Wu Sheng, who was next to me, suddenly called my name, "That...... I want to ask if you want to go with us. He patted his head and looked embarrassed.
"Yang Sheng......" The female teaching assistant smiled lightly, "It turned out to be you." No wonder...... The school's man of the year is naturally different. ”
"Silly melon!" I glared at Wu Sheng fiercely, complaining that he was troublesome, but I was also relieved in my heart. I really don't know what this beautiful woman will do if I don't say it.
After all, I just promised Chen Lin not to do anything again, if I get into trouble again after a while, then I will really become a veritable troublemaker.
At this moment, I suddenly felt a warm wind with a fragrance in my ears, drifting into my ears, accompanied by a sentence that made my whole body lie there directly, and the words were cold, "Listen to the foot of the wall...... Is it fun? "The voice was soft, but it made every pore in my body shrink instantly.
It turned out to be her!