Chapter 248: The Story of the Big Fool

Tang Jingtian didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he actually fell in love with Bei Hongyu...... Of course, before you know Bei Hongyu's brain, it is still very possible to just look at the appearance. Tang Jingtian vaguely expressed his intentions, and Murong Qingyi had labeled Tang Twelve as an embroidered pillow in his heart since the Qinghu Secret Realm, and refused for Bei Hongyu, and then opened the topic. Tang Twelve's heart is not dead, so he used the excuse to open Murong Qingyi, and once again euphemistically expressed his admiration to Bei Hongyu with ancient poems.

The point is that Bei Hongyu was even more stupid than she is now, and you may not understand it if you say it, let alone beat around the bush. For this kind of incomprehensible words, Bei Hongyu nodded politely and smiled, this is still taught by Murong Qingyi, usually she doesn't like to hear the words she doesn't understand, and then walks away directly. But Tang Twelve didn't know, looking at Bei Hongyu's smile like a flower, he thought he had agreed, his eyes were aimed at Bei Hongyu's seductive and criminal body, his brain twitched again, his lower body commanded his upper body, and politely invited Bei Hongyu to his bedroom to change clothes.

Bei Hongyu only understood the change of clothes, thought that there were new clothes to wear, and went happily. Then the silly white sweet and big beauty took off her robe on the spot, did she take off her outer robe? and asked Tang Twelve where the new clothes were. Still wearing a middle coat, Tang Twelve was stunned by Bei Hongyu's mature and plump figure, and when Bei Hongyu was deliberately flirting, he pounced on it with a snort! This flutter spoiled the dish, no matter how stupid Bei Hongyu was, he was also warned by the master and Murong Qingyi that as a woman, the body could not be touched casually, and those who dared to do this without their own consent were damn bad people.

As a third-order medical cultivator, as a single disciple with a mysterious inheritance, Bei Hongyu went all out against the bad guys. First of all, a slap with a strange aura slapped Tang Twelve's face, and immediately one side of Tang Twelve's face was bruised and swollen, and his vitality could not be calmed down. Then I listened to Bei Hongyu recite a poem, and a damp spirit was like a spring breeze, and Tang Twelve bore the brunt of it, his whole body was paralyzed, his vitality was stagnant, and he lost his ability to act. When he came, Murong Qingyi told him not to hurt people in the palace, Bei Hongyu raised his hand and was about to give Tang Twelve's head a look, but finally his eyes turned and glanced at the indecent thing that was still standing erect under Tang Twelve's crotch, and recited a poem

Wen, a finger pointed at Tang Twelve's abdomen, and then angrily went to Murong Qingyi.

Yan San deliberately 'asked' Bei Hongyu what the mystery was in these few times, and Bei Hongyu said generously:

"That slap is a unique bruised and swollen palm of the master, swollen and swollen at the impact, and the vitality of the unique sect disappears in seven hours, as well as typhoid legs, coughing fists, dizziness and brain swelling, I didn't use these things!

Yan San was dumbfounded and said, "What kind of exercise is this, so weird?"

'The master is unlearned, "Miscellaneous Diseases". I've only reached the stage of minor illness, and the master has already reached the stage of 'terminal illness', so that's amazing. ’

'My good man, this exercise of yours not only heals the disease, but also ...... Sick!awesome, awesome!' Yan San said dumbfounded.

'Hmm. Later, I used 'Spring Breeze and Spring Rain to Sorrow People', so that his vitality was temporarily stagnant, and his body was weak, and then I used 'Double Rabbit Walking on the ground, An can tell that I am male and female', and planted a female spirit in his spirit core...... But the consumption is quite large, I am a little tired, so I went to find Sister Qingyi. ’

Yan San was surprised and asked, "What is a female spirit?"

It is to slowly turn a man into a woman, but the master said that the physical structure cannot be completely changed, and in the end it can only become neutral, without male characteristics and no female characteristics...... The master also said that this method is harmful and vicious, and can only be used for people who cannot be killed and are very disgusted. Tang Twelve wanted to hug me without my permission, this is what the master said about the bad guy, he should be killed. The light-clothed sister said that she couldn't kill people in the palace, and it was just right to plant a female spirit!'

'Silk ......' Yan San gasped and couldn't help but stay away from Bei Hongyu.

My dear grandmother, what kind of exercises are these to cut off children and grandchildren! Think about how many times I have done groping pig hands on Bei Hongyu, and I even slapped her in the ass directly by the snake cave...... This is joking with happiness in the second half of his life! In the future, we must remember to 'cherish life and stay away from shellfish red fish!', being hit by Raushzi's "Treatise on Miscellaneous Diseases", having a headache, brain fever, fever and cough are all trivial things, if you are planted with a female spirit, will men or women still live?

'You female spirit...... Is it good to practice?' Yan San asked tentatively, it was difficult to sleep without asking this kind of question clearly.

'It's very easy to practice, you can practice a pair of male and female spirits in half a month, but you can only condense a pair, and no more. Bei Hongyu looked strangely at Yan Sandao, who had taken another half step back.

That's good, Bei Hongyu has only been seriously injured for half a day now, and the female spirit should be gone. As soon as the biggest threat was gone, Yan San's eyes purred, and he asked again: 'If there is a female spirit, there should also be a male spirit?

"The female spirit can only be used for men, and the male spirit can only be used for women, otherwise it is useless! I don't understand this, it's really stupid!" Bei Hongyu said impatiently.

It's okay! It's okay! Yan San let out a long breath, the muscles on his face twitched twice, and he looked at Bei Hongyu like a snake and scorpion, "One last question, there are so many corpses in the Bloody Hand Hall...... Aren't you afraid?'

'What's there to be afraid of, I started dissecting frogs and rabbits with my master at the age of five, but they were just a bunch of organs...... The limbs and organs are all together and not separated, it is simply messy and unleveled. Bei Hongyu commented.

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Well, you win. No wonder you can live so happily with such a white brain! From now on, you are my aunt and grandmother, and I am afraid of you! Yan San said in his heart.

The story behind Dasha Niu is easy to guess.

Tang Tshi's face was so swollen that it was found like a pig's head, and he immediately called someone to arrest Bei Hongyu, of course, the reason on the surface was 'catch the assassin', Murong Qingyi fled with Bei Hongyu, and the Qilin County headed by Ling Zun naturally would not let go of the opportunity to retaliate, and together with Tang Twelve's subordinates, the two sides fought for a few rounds, and the two women were outnumbered and finally seriously injured. Because of the name of the first person in the world, Tang Twelve did not dare to make a dead move, and was fled into the crying abyss by the two......

'Two girls, look around where you want to sleep, I have something to do...... I won't bother you!' Yan San said solemnly, and turned to study the Gray Stain Cave Heaven seriously. Murong Qingyi pursed his lips and chuckled, Bei Hongyu was dazed, very uncomfortable with Yan San suddenly being so polite, and was pulled by Murong Qingyi for a stroll in a blink of an eye.

The Gray Trace Cave Tianyuan Array is everywhere, and it is usually all hidden, because the perennial cave is open, and the array disk is out of control before part of it is exposed, Yan San chose to hide all the Yuan Array for the first time. If the two girls found out about the shifting array on the bed, and then thought about it a little, the big fool launched a stupid person who even the prince dared to beat...... It's scary to think about!

After pondering for a long time, Yan San finally sorted out the Yuan Array system in the ash mark, most of which are convenient for life, such as bathhouses, automatic cleaning, etc., and some are auxiliary cultivation, such as the Dan room can refine medicine and make Dan, the instrument room can refine weapons, and the practice room comes with a Juyuan Array, etc., which is indeed all-encompassing. These Yuan Arrays all use Yuan Crystals, and they can be unified at the array disk.

Yan San carefully calculated, if the Gray Stain Cave Heaven opened the Life Yuan Array all day, it would consume about one citrine per day. The consumption of the Yuan Array to open the auxiliary cultivation is large, and if you refine the pill for one day, at least ten pieces of citrine will go up.

What a luxurious state of life is this? One citrine is equal to 10,000 yuan crystals, and most of the yuan crystals that an ordinary third-order monk uses for cultivation every day are five second-order yuanjing, that is, five hundred yuanjing, of course, Yan San's kind of exercise is a different matter, if you use this thing, you can raise twenty third-order masters in one day!

However, the Yan San family has a big business, and there are still tens of thousands of citrine left from the fifth floor, so they can smile slightly, and they will not be painful.

The next thing is to get on the dry goods, Yan San walked into the meditation practice room with Tuanpu, a shallow wall cabinet was naturally formed on the white stone slab next to the practice room, and the pit on it should have been placed with dozens of bone books, but now there are only three left. This used to be a snake den, and the contents had long been spoiled by the pile of stinky snakes who didn't know anything, and I don't know if it was broken or swallowed. Fortunately, the Yuan Crystal that introduced how to control the cave was placed in the attic, and there were not many snakes and insects on it, and it was finally preserved, otherwise Yan San could only stare dryly even if he found this cave sky.

The vitality penetrated into the three bone books respectively, Yan San could only sigh that his good luck had run out, one of the three bone books talked about alchemy, put it first, and then consider it when he was seventy or eighty years old in the future. One is a spiritual knife technique, called Lei Che, but it needs to have a spirit element containing Lei Yuan to exert the maximum power, Yan San took a cursory look, and he can also practice with other spirit elements, but it is not so supernatural, Yan San does not have any spirit skills at present, but he can try to cultivate. The last bone book made Yan San want to vomit blood: Yuan Xiu's cooking skills are complete!

This old guy really doesn't do his job, and he learns quite a lot! But Heishi, who was kept by Yan San near the Five Poison Plains, seems to be a cook, and he may be able to make the best use of it when he gives it to him.

The inheritance of the main exercise method was not found, and even the magic method only picked up a defective product, Yan San was a little disappointed in his heart, and turned around and went to the martial arts arena.

The martial arts arena occupies one-third of the territory of the cave, and the swords, guns, swords, halberds, and eighteen kinds of weapons on both sides are complete, and it seems that they are all monks' magic weapons.

Yan San looked at it one by one, took out a few handfuls of dance and plugged it back into the shelf, this kind of long soldier heavy weapon is not Yan San's way, Tuoba Ye may like it. There are also a lot of side weapons hanging on the wall, as well as longbows and short crossbows, all of which are big road goods, but they are not too distinctive, they are all magic weapons. It seems that this old buddy's collection of so many weapons is complete, and he has not taken the boutique route.

It stands to reason that it shouldn't be! Half-step immortals don't talk about celestial weapons, how can they get one or two yuan weapons, right? Putting a bunch of magic weapons is too expensive. Yan San set his eyes on the desk in the middle, where there was still a knife holder that had been knocked down by a snake, and a knife fell to the ground with a sheath.