Chapter 142: Straw Man
"That's right! It's a cripple, that thing sits in a wheelchair all day long and pretends to be a ghost, and it will make a shadow behind his back! Chubby said, a little angry again.
Hearing him say this, it immediately reminded me of Chubby and his holidays. The fat aunt mentioned this to me, but I really don't know what the specific situation is. Anyway, it's okay, I'll pat him and ask him to tell the story, and the right to relieve his boredom.
Hearing this, Xiaopang thought about it, and then said to me: "Oh, it's all in the past, what did he do!" ”
"Tsk, if you want to say it, just say it, what kind of grinding!" I said, jumping on his bed with another urge. This time, Xiaopang didn't insist anymore, sat up cross-legged with a bare big foot, rolled his eyes and thought for a long time, and then said to me while fiddling with cards: "You know, I used to mix in the road, didn't I accidentally hurt people in the past few years." That kid was abolished by me, and besides, his family is quite powerful, if I am caught, I will get to squat in the number for a few years, and it is still a question whether I can come out alive. My boss said that it would definitely not work like this, so he asked me to hide out of the limelight first and come back after he took care of the matter. ”
"Yes." Nodding, I think the other party is doing the right thing, this kind of thing is me and I will do the same.
"And then?" Seeing that Chubby was silent, I asked again.
"And then I went to the south. Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Zhejiang, Zhuhai. Anyway, I went everywhere I could. What I didn't expect was that the people over there were not idle, and they followed me wherever I went. I couldn't stay in the south, so my boss arranged for a few people to secretly transfer me to Sichuan, thinking that no one would know about it, but I didn't think that I still got the news for them. ”
Xiaopang said, with a gloomy expression and a wry smile: "In less than three days, their people found me, and more than a dozen people blocked me in the bar and severely injured my little brother." Alas, if it weren't for him, I would have died on the street. Chubby said, turning to one side a little depressed, looking at the car window and choking slightly:
"I didn't want my boss to know about this, but he still got the news. On the same day, a few brothers over there brought people over to settle accounts with those people. Later, the armed police forces were dispatched, and the matter became bigger and bigger, and the people of the city bureau couldn't hold it down a little when they saw that shape, so they called the above, and later, it was the high-level people who came forward to calm down the situation. That time frightened the awesome family, and since then I didn't dare to do anything in public, and I also started a new round of fugitive days. ”
Speaking of this, the chubby's eyes turned red.
"Who did you cut down? I heard it was a heavy injury, didn't I? Squinting my eyes, I asked him.
When Xiaopang heard this, he looked indifferent: "It's not too powerful, it's the grandson of a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, and that kid kicked me to waste." ”
As soon as the words "" came out, even the ninth master was speechless, the grandson of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, you dare to move, boy, it is a miracle that you can be safe and sound! But this pondering, something is wrong, there is a way that the people do not fight with the officials, even if a gangster like Qiao Si does not have the courage to confront the people on the official face head-on, Xiaopang, where does he have such a big guts!? Isn't this a typical death-based mentality?! Thinking of this, I squinted at him: "You are crazy, anyone dares to move?" ”
"Hehe, I didn't want to make a fuss like this." Hearing this, Xiaopang shook his head: "Alas, now that I think about it, I was too impulsive at the time, this is my boss enough, otherwise, I don't know where I died"
"Who the hell is your boss?" Listen to him mention this man over and over again, I say.
"This, it's inconvenient for me to disclose, I told you everything, it's a state secret." Chubby said, proud again.
"Damn, if you don't pretend to die, don't you?" As I spoke, I raised my middle finger and didn't refute it with a smile, and then picked out the cards in my hand and said to me: "My boss, he is a very legendary person, if you have the opportunity to meet him, I promise you will never forget it!" ”
"Alright, alright!" As soon as I heard this, I felt that Chubby was not a thing, just saying that someone was awesome, but not telling you why he was awesome, I was particularly disgusted by this kind of hanging appetite. Seeing that the topic was a little far, I asked him: "Eh, you said this is useful, but you haven't talked about you and Baimei!" ”
"Oh." When Xiaopang heard this, he suddenly remembered, and then grabbed his hair and said quietly: "Didn't you say it just now, and then it made a big fuss, and I didn't dare to come out there openly, but I stopped and stopped for a few months, who would have thought, one morning, I felt that I was not strong, my body was like a pinprick, it hurt, and it hurt so much, do you know the feeling of yawning while hurting?" Chubby said, making a very complicated expression.
I thought about the situation, and I also wondered, generally speaking, the more painful the more energetic, how can there be a pain while being sleepy? If there is really such a situation, how can the two seniors of the cantilever cone thorn be embarrassed Thinking of this, I laughed and scolded: "Your second uncle, let's talk nonsense to me again!" ”
"No, I'm telling the truth!" Xiaopang said, kicking at the top bunk, "Eh, Ninth Master, do you think what I said is true!" ”
"Yes." The Ninth Master was lying there reading the newspaper, and when he heard this, he replied in a long voice: "When Xiao Hei came to me, his eyes were as black as a panda, and if he didn't come again, he would have to be cursed to death in less than a month." ”
"Beaten to death?" I thought that Jiu Ye's Mandarin was not standard, so I repeated it tentatively.
"I don't know how to beat, it's a curse! Praise the mantra! After the ninth master finished speaking, he rolled his eyelids and thought about it, carefully checked that there was nothing wrong with his pinyin, and then nodded.
"Curse?!" Rubbing my head with a puzzled expression, I repeated.
"Yes, mantras, spells of spells. Xiaopang was given a straw man method and was recruited a long time ago. Taking the apple and nibbling on it, Jiu Ye put down the newspaper and sat up, "It was also his humility that let people take his hair and nails and leak the birth date, this is to meet me, otherwise he would have burped a long time ago." ”
"What the hell" Hearing the word "burp", there is always a strong sense of disobedience, the ninth master is this virtue, sometimes like a master, sometimes he doesn't pay attention to the image, however, his words made me interested in the legendary "straw man".