Ren Xiyu couldn't believe his ears, on the one hand, this was the first time he had heard the voice of a monster here except for dolls. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info on the other hand... He had imagined dozens of different situations on the way over, and could it negotiate? If so, what unreasonable conditions will be offered? If you can't, it's just swallowing it raw after you catch it, or it's a fire-breathing roast and chewing slowly, or what chance should you find to slip away...

But even if I thought that the conditions of those monsters were very easy before, I never imagined that this guy who seemed to be the most powerful would say the simplest conditions, telling jokes!

Ren Xiyu's mouth opened, and he turned his face to look at Xi, and the latter obviously didn't expect this to be the case, and the two of them stared at each other for a while, not knowing what to do.

Before they could fully react, Bones spoke again, "Three chances, if you don't amuse me after three jokes... The latter sentence is explained by behavior, its mouth opened slightly, and this time a large blue flame that was the same as the one in its eye socket gently emerged from it, only much more vigorous, but the strange thing is that this blue fire not only did not feel the heat, but instead exuded a cold and biting cold, and the temperature around it suddenly dropped a lot.

If things go wrong, there must be demons, and the conditions that are too simple and unbelievable can make people feel uneasy, as if tempting food has been placed on a dug trap.

And this three chances balance the difficulty a little bit.

Don't look at the bone dragon just to listen to the joke so easily, but the listener is not a three-year-old child, but a zombie dragon! In the face of such an audience, even the world's top comedians may not have thought of a joke, let alone the consequence of not shaking the burden is to be burned by that strange blue fire... It seems a bit inappropriate to say that it is burned, frozen burned?

There are only more than ten minutes left, and Ren Xiyu's brain is running like a blender, going through all the laughs accumulated in his memory, but at this time, he is so nervous, and he is afraid, his brain meridian seems to have been short-circuited, and it is blank...

Xi saw his expression, knowing that Ren Xiyu must be numb now, so he quickly conjured up a drink and handed it to him, this time it is not healing coffee, but a bright juice, the effect is to make people's thinking calmer, but the effect is not as magical and significant as coffee, this kind of thing similar to tranquilizers cannot be used with fierce materials, otherwise it will cause a huge burden on the nerves like some illegal drugs in the real world.

Ren Xiyu thought it was just ordinary juice, so he took it and poured it into his mouth, just as his mouth was dry now. It took another three minutes for him to think calmly.

At this time, Xi can make some indirect suggestions, "It's originally an ice attribute, so don't tell a bad joke." And although the other party is a dragon, but the intelligence of this higher creature is higher than that of humans, you don't treat it as a monster, just imagine it as talking to ordinary people" Of course, this sentence is whispered, otherwise let the bone dragon hear Xi say that he is a "monster", then it will be repaid...

"Hurry up a little, big brother... You've got nine minutes left! When Hee reported again, he gritted his teeth and said.

Ren Xiyu shook the muscles of his whole body, and rubbed his hands a few times, "Okay!" I'm coming, the first one. ”

"Yes, an ant and an elephant were married, and it wasn't long before the elephant died, and the ant cried and threw dirt at it, crying and shouting, 'Honey, why did you die so early?' I don't want to do anything in my life, I'll bury you! ’”

He said it in a colorful voice, and there was also a match for body language.

But one glance at the bone dragon, and another look at Xi... He couldn't see the expression of the former, anyway, it was the same as before, but the latter was about to drip water.

"What? Isn't it funny? Seeing that the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, Ren Xiyu shrunk his neck and asked.

Hee half-drooped his eyelids, as if he wanted to fall asleep, "What do you say?" ”

"Too... Too serious, huh? Okay, I'll talk about the second one."

"There was a tourist who accidentally broke an antique vase while visiting a very old villa, and the docent was very surprised and shouted 'this... This is a 17th-century vase! But the tourist instead sent a sigh of relief, 'scared me to death, fortunately it's not new' hahahahaha"... After saying this time, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, but then looked at the audience.

The bone dragon's expression showed a hint of confusion, but it was by no means smiling, more like it didn't understand what he was saying.

Hee sighed heavily, put his hand on his shoulder and pulled it hard in front of him, and whispered in his ear, "I think we're going to run away... ”

Ren Xiyu frowned, "Why do you say it doesn't react at all?" ”

"I don't know if it's reacting, but I have a reaction that wants to hit you, what the hell are you talking about? Let you not tell bad jokes, you usually have such a sharp mouth, how can you be able to make people cold to death now when you are serious and amuse? "Xi has a feeling of hating iron but not steel.

Ren Xiyu shook off his hand, "Didn't you say let me treat it as an ordinary person?" Ordinary people laugh when they hear me say this kind of joke. ”

Seeing that he was still upright, Xi sighed lightly, "Which ordinary person would laugh when he hears it?" I'm just an ordinary person, why don't I think there's any laugh at all? ”

"Are you an ordinary person? Are you still an ordinary person? It's too modest, ordinary people who would be some kind of guide in this ghost place, and set fire to rats" Ren Xiyu glared and said.

"Hey, now your own life is in danger, okay? Can you be serious? ”

I don't know if it's because of the juice, or what Xi said, Ren Xiyu's originally tense nerves were temporarily released, and the words began to increase, "My life is in danger?" You talk a little logic, I'm dead, what else can I do to put my life in danger? Besides, I, Ren Xiyu, am a ghost now, right? I've only heard of ghosts being scary, but I haven't heard of ghosts making people laugh! What a mess this is ... Have you ever seen Sadako crawl out of the TV and get stuck halfway out of the TV because of a power outage? Or did you accidentally step on your hand and fall down the stairs while doing 'yoga'? I didn't feel like a ghost at all, and I once thought about putting my nose on my black and white tongue, and what happened? It's not fun to be a ghost! It's better to be an ordinary living person! ”

Hee wanted to say a few words to him, but was swept back by a strong wave of sound and air.

I saw that the bone dragon suddenly burst out laughing, yes, laughing! Hahaha's kind, with a huge mouth, keeps squirting out some viscous liquid...

Ren Xiyu and Xi were so frightened by its reaction that they didn't dare to move, and when they looked at me, they looked at you, and they became wide-eyed and staring at each other again.

"What's wrong with it? Who messed with it? Hee asked with a confused expression.

Ren Xiyu didn't understand the situation even more, "How do I know what kind of hammer it laughs at?" ”

The bone dragon's laughter was sharp and wild, resounding throughout the playground, and it kept swaying its strong and rugged body, until then it actually felt like it was out of breath. You can imagine the current situation, a very cool, very bunker, very undead dragon laughed and couldn't breathe, how funny is this picture, look at this posture has a kind of meaning that can't stop at all...