I was in a daze of sleep when I was awakened. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info opened his eyes and saw that it was the old man guarding the door.

"How did you get in?" The old man asked menacingly.

I sat up from the recliner and looked, it was dawn.

Wen Hui had already gotten up, and when she saw the old man's unkind appearance, she hurriedly said, "He is my husband and has a companion card." ”

"How did you get in last night?" The old man asked nonchalantly.

I smiled and replied, "I came in through the gate." ”

"The gate came in?" The old man asked suspiciously, "I have been guarding the gatehouse last night, why didn't I see you?" ”

I turned my head around and said, "Last night, I asked my wife to throw my escort card down, and I wanted to show it to you, but I didn't see you in the porter, so I came in." ”

"I'm not in the porter?" The old man thought for a moment and said, "Hmph! You must have snuck in while I was in the bathroom. ”

"No, I'm a good law-abiding escort." I said with a smile.

The old man glared at me and said hatefully, "Be careful in the future, don't do it in my hands." ”

After the old man finished speaking, he turned and walked out of the ward.

The woman in the hospital bed next door looked at the old man's back and said, "Xiao Liang, don't offend this old man, he is stubborn, just like a cow." ”

"His surname is Gao?" I asked.

"Yes, doctors and patients call him Old Man Gao. He is in his sixties, he has never been married in his life, and he is a lonely old man. ”

"Ahh No wonder it's so weird. "I suddenly realized.

Generally speaking, both men and women, who have been single all their lives, have strange personalities and tempers.

"Why did you offend Old Man Gao?" The woman in the next bed asked.

I shook my head and replied, "When I went out last night, I forgot to bring my escort card, and this old man refused to let me in, so I had to take a gap and sneak in." ”

Wen Hui persuaded him: "I see this old man smoking, you can buy him two packs of cigarettes later, and ease the relationship." ”

I pursed my lips and said unhappily, "Why should I pat his ass, isn't it just an old man guarding the door?" ”

Wen Hui saw that I was unwilling to buy cigarettes for Old Man Gao, so he stopped forcing me.

I was about to go out and buy breakfast for Wen Hui, and Wen Hui said, "I'll go with you." ”

I whispered, "Don't forget you're protecting the baby, you can't move around." ”

Wen Hui stuck out her tongue and said, "I almost forgot who I am." ”

When I was leaving, Wen Hui reminded with a smile: "Don't forget to bring your escort card, otherwise, you will be rejected by Old Man Gao." ”

I took my escort card and walked out of the obstetrics and gynecology building.

As I passed by the guard's room, I smiled at Old Man Gao. Meaning: Lao Tzu will not forget to bring his escort card in the future, see what else you can do to me.

I bought breakfast, and as soon as I entered the door of the obstetrics and gynecology department, the old man Gao said with a straight face: "Stop, take out the escort card." ”

I took out my escort card, shook it in front of the old man, and asked, "Can you see it clearly?" ”

Old man Gao snatched my escort card and deliberately flipped through it.

"Hey, are you looking at something wrong?" I asked impatiently.

Old man Gao rolled his eyes and said proudly, "I have the right to check the escort card." ”

I thought to myself: In this world nowadays, everyone wants to take more power, and they all want to use their power to the fullest and use it exceedingly.

"Look." I simply sat down in a chair in the guard's room. I thought: I'll see how long you can grind.

"There's a problem with your escort card." Old man Gao said.

I thought to myself: Damn, it seems that the old man Gao is trying to pick bones in the egg.

"What's the problem?" I asked.

Old man Gao pointed to the bottom of the escort card and said, "You don't have a date under the escort card." ”

When I looked at it, I really didn't sign the date.

The old man put the escort card in the drawer, he snapped the drawer and said, "Your escort card has been confiscated." Now, I can't let you in. ”

As soon as I saw it, this tall old man would really take revenge.

I looked at the tall old man and grinned.

"What are you laughing at?" Old man Gao asked suspiciously.

I looked at the tall old man and couldn't stand up with a smile.

"You... Are you sick? "Old man Gao is a little baffled.

I laughed enough and said, "Old man Gao, you better honestly return the escort card to me, so as not to make yourself unable to get off the stage." ”

"I... Why can't I get off the stage? Old man Gao asked puzzled.

I smiled gloomily and said in a weird way: "I only need to make a phone call, and you have to obediently return the escort card to me, believe it or not?" ”

Old man Gao looked at me for a long time, shook his head, and said, "I don't believe it. ”

I took out my mobile phone and immediately made a call to Director Chen of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology. I deliberately used hands-free to let the old man Gao hear the content of the call.

"Hello, Director Chen! I'm Trabecular. Last night, the escort card you issued to me was confiscated because it was not signed. ”

"Who confiscated it?" Director Chen asked.

"An old man." I replied.

"Is it the old man who guards the obstetrics and gynecology?" Director Chen asked.

I pretended to be confused and said, "I don't know who he is or what his surname is." However, it looks like the director of the hospital, Niu B coaxed. ”

"Is it an old man with big eyes and small eyes?" Director Chen asked.

I deliberately said, "Director Chen, wait, I'll take a look." ”

I looked at the old man's eyes exaggeratedly, and then replied, "Yes." One eye is like a goldfish's eye, and the other eye is like a ray of heaven. ”

"Xiao Liang, you ask Old Man Gao to answer the phone." Director Chen said.

I handed the phone to Old Man Gao and said, "Director Chen wants to talk to you." ”

Old man Gao took the phone and said humbly, "Director Chen, hello." ”

"Old man Gao, you confiscated Xiao Liang's escort card, hurry up and return it to him." Director Chen ordered.

"Good, good, good." Old man Gao nodded and said.

I smiled and asked, "Old man Gao, I'm not bragging." ”

Old man Gao's face was red for a while, white for a while, and he was embarrassed to return the escort card to me. Curiously asked, "What is your relationship with Director Chen?" ”

"Of course it's not a normal relationship." I said pretendiously.

Old man Gao wanted to break the casserole and asked, "Are you Director Chen's relative?" ”

I replied noncommittally: "Old man Gao, don't ask about this, anyway, I have something to do with Director Chen." ”

Old man Gao said flatteringly: "You have a relationship with Director Chen, why didn't you say it earlier." Look, didn't the two of us wash away the Dragon King Temple? ”

I was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "You and Director Chen are also relatives?" ”

Old man Gao smiled and said, "Distant relatives." ”

I thought to myself: Old man Gao and Director Chen are distant relatives, but there is such a possibility. Otherwise, how could the obstetrics and gynecology department hire him to guard the door. However, maybe it's a distant relative who can't be beaten by eight poles, otherwise, he wouldn't be so polite to me.