Chapter Fifty-Six: The Eunuch Is Also Merry (Swastika)
The women here all look like golden lotus, but the men here! In terms of size, like Dalang, there are a few traces of Daqing in appearance, and in terms of words and deeds, he is a little like that boatman! This is not symmetrical at all with the popular saying that children are like mothers and women are like fathers! In this way, they are not hybrids!
Isn't there a saying that hybrids are all high-quality products? I don't believe it, you see what the island country is most famous for now, or what is endlessly reminiscent of the island country when it comes to it! That's right, as you guess, they not only inherited the prodigal of the golden lotus, but also the blue out of the blue and better than the blue, their waves, their sass, their cheapness, have been deep in the bone marrow, just from this point many countries sigh to themselves!
So why are their surnames so mundane? Because they only know their mother but not their father, which is also their sorrow, so they take the place where their mother often does things as their surname, so what mountain, field, field, well, village and so on have become one of their surnames. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
So why is language different? That's because of a eunuch who is said to have stumbled upon this island after taking a boat trip around the world with elite soldiers! So he took the men and horses into the island.
After entering the island, the eunuch found that the island was inhabited by people like them, but the women here were surprisingly beautiful! It's like a mother's birth. And their costumes were very strange, even wrapped in a sheet and a pillow on their backs.
Just when he was puzzled, the eunuch saw a beautiful girl with palpitations under a big pine tree, and was suddenly picked up by a three-foot-tall dwarf, and then untied the ribbon around his waist and put the pillow on his back to the back of the girl's head, and then started to exercise in front of the eunuch.
The eunuch's saliva flowed, not only did he follow him, but everyone who came to the island with him was a hanging sample!
After watching it for a while, the eunuch sorted out his thoughts, after all, he is a person who has seen a big scene, although this kind of thing is a bit strange, but there are no wonders in the world, and it is not enough to see too much.
Just as he was about to walk away, he turned around, "Wow," the eunuch exclaimed, he saw an incredible thing, there were countless such things going on in a village not far from here.
Not only that, but a group of extremely beautiful women were rushing towards them in groups, and when they came closer, without saying a word, they each found a place and lay down with their clothes untied.
The elite soldiers and strong generals who have not touched women for almost ten years will not be moved when they see such a good thing! It's just that the military order is like a mountain, and the eunuch here is the boss, who would dare to risk the world's greatness without him to speak!
Just as they were stunned, another beautiful woman walked slowly, and when she arrived in front of the eunuch, she didn't speak, but just a movement made the eunuch shy.
This woman is also strange, you said that you have never known the eunuch, and it has nothing to do with you to touch the most sensitive places when you come up, how can you not let her be shy, but the eunuch is also a knowledgeable person, not to mention that there is an official position.
But the eunuch was shy, but the other woman was shocked that the person in front of her couldn't touch the ...... thing, which was beyond her cognition of men and women, so in order to identify the gender of the person in front of her, she looked at it carefully for a while, yes, it was a man, except for the beard, there were others!
So the woman got up again, touched left and right, but neither the bird nor the nest was touched, and even more ridiculous was that she even touched an egg! The woman's face sank for a moment, and she was a little puzzled, could it be that there were men and women in the world! Could there be anything else?
The woman looked at the eunuch and shook her head, then said, "You are not a man, I don't like it!" Then she was about to walk away, but before she could take two steps, she was grabbed by the eunuch and said, "What! I'm not a man, I'll show you what a man is today," the eunuch finished speaking, and then picked up the woman and walked towards the grass on the side.
The rest of the others were shocked when they saw this, how could this chief manager get close to women, he didn't have that, it seems that our identities are going to be exposed. Others thought worriedly.
But after a quarter of an hour, these elite soldiers and strong generals have not seen the eunuch come out, so they wonder if they can also prove that they are men, and they can't help but look at the woman who is waiting for **** in the near distance, but no one commands them all rushed up, and after finding their goal, they began to move.
When everyone was satisfied and finished without seeing the eunuch come out, they were worried about the reason in their hearts, maybe something was wrong! We men are all done, what do you say you are still ink as a eunuch! That said that something was wrong, impossible, we were all fine!
When everyone was puzzled, the eunuch straightened his clothes and came out of the grass with his head held high, and kept muttering, "Hmph, now you know if I'm a man." ”
The woman lay in the grass with a red face, watched the eunuch leave with an incredible face, and couldn't help but say, "There is such a god in the world, even that bird and its egg can be shrunk into the belly, and it is surprisingly big, this is the biggest hanging I have ever seen in my life." ”
Ha ha...... That's right, this is one of the eunuchs' most powerful stunts, everyone may have heard of the bone shrinking skill, but everyone must not have heard of the yang shrinking skill! It's a kind of kung fu that allows his birds and eggs to shrink inside his belly. Not only can it be hidden in the abdomen to prevent someone from stealing the peach with a monkey, but it can also be warmed in the abdomen to get the maximum essence absorption.
After the eunuch conquered the woman who looked down on him, he felt that the customs of this place were abnormal, and it was a place that could not be stayed for a long time, so he was ready to leave immediately, but he seemed to remember something after just a few steps, and asked an old man dressed as a man under him, "Old Hua, I don't know what medicine can make people unable to speak in a few years!" ”
This Hua Lao replied, "Yes, yellow lotus toner powder mixed with bitter gourd juice can have this function." ”
The eunuch was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "Okay, you can put this medicine in their various wells, remember not to leave a well!" The eunuch nodded yes. How could Hua Lao not know the pros and cons of following the eunuch for many years, if this matter spreads, then will they still have a way to live! Not to mention anything else, I don't know how many people will be involved in the fake eunuch article, from the steward of the clean room to the personnel of the recruitment office, and then to the concubines who have served the eunuchs, these will all suffer!
Soon everyone on the island could not speak, but the island was able to produce a new language, which soon spread throughout the island.
Later, the woman reported the strange things she had encountered to the supreme leader on the island, and the supreme leader thought that this was the descending of the gods, so he issued an order that whoever he saw in the future should bow down and salute, so as to pay respect to the gods.
This order became a custom in the days to come, and the descendants respected the gods, and because their ancestors were women, they believed in sweet and yellow.