Chapter 7 Waste Firewood
"Huh! Just thinking about the child, what about his parents? Just let that who's going to suck you to death? It's okay that I don't know, I know this. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info seems to be a little unbearable! Mao Xiaofang's words stunned everyone, too, this other person's parents are also saved! Otherwise, everyone didn't help anything, and this devil didn't plan to take Xiaobao's life. Looking at Xiaobao, who was still squatting on the side and smelling the fragrance with a satisfied face, everyone sighed in their hearts, such a lovely child, if it was really because of his momentary resentment, he invited the devil to kill his parents, then even if he lived in the future, it might be a walking corpse. Perhaps, he just had some resentment in his heart at that moment, which is just the mentality that children will have, not to mention resentment.
"That's right! Haven't you seen this thing? Do you know how to deal with it? Tell me about it? Lu Gouchen suddenly turned his head to look at the fat man and said.
"Alas! At that time, my father was still a monk..."The fat man was stopped by Li Bo with a slap as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Talking about the !! point"
"Oh! At that time, my grandfather was already vulgar..."The fat man didn't finish his sentence, and he was slapped twice, this time even Mao Xiaofang did it. The fat man was a little speechless when he was beaten, isn't it just three generations of monks? Why are you so excited? It's unbelievable! Touching his bald head, he said, "Oops! Anyway, I was still young at the time, and all I knew was that my grandfather had a bloody placenta that night and went out. I don't know about the rest! ”
"Huh? Placenta? "Everyone was dumbfounded.
"Don't look at me! I haven't met a devil who is not afraid of me, although there is a saying now called "live for a long time", but it is not necessary to live for a long time to really see everything..."Father Huang waved his hands in front of everyone's eyes to indicate that he didn't know.
"Placenta? Infant? Devil? Huh! I said why don't you try it? Maybe it might work! Lu Gouchen's eyes lit up and said.
"Huh? it! I forgot we had a rescuer! Stupid people sit here and think nonsense! Wait for me for two minutes! The old man goes to summon the dragon! Li Bo slapped his thigh, and he suddenly remembered that he didn't have a bad business card. If this happens, why do they have to take care of it, right? After that, he ran to his office and rummaged through the cabinets, and finally found the business card printed with the words "Yin Si Second-level Inspector", took out the lighter and lit it. Not to mention, it is super flammable, just like magic paper, it burns clean in the blink of an eye. At that speed, it almost didn't burn ******'s hands.
A dark shadow gradually emerged in the living room, no wind and no special effects, but it looked quite fantastical. Before the ghost appeared, the second-level inspector of the Yin Division was like seeing a ghost, uh, he was also a ghost, anyway, like a nun who stepped on Rexiang, he suddenly reached the corner without a brake.
rushed directly into the strong inside, showing a face and shouting with some fear: "What's that!! He is Huang's father??? Do you want to murder me? "Li Bo They don't know that Huang's father has been a family in the four seas for thousands of years, and there are not only legends about him in the world. In the underworld, he is also a great god who can stop the little ghosts from crying. As soon as this yin difference came out, the pair of yin eyes saw the body of Huang's father clearly at a glance, and that image was widely spread in the underworld, similar to the vajra gourd baby in the yang world.
I don't know if it's true, anyway, I heard that he was hungry and went crazy, and he didn't even eat it. There is no way, this ghost is afraid of evil ghosts, and evil ghosts are afraid of bad luck. All, no two of them are good goods, they are the best among the evil ghosts! Otherwise, how can you control the evil spirits? It's just that people eat the emperor's grain and do evil by order!
"Huh? Are you really that? Li Bo looked at Father Huang in surprise, and Father Huang raised his eyes with a proud face, and that expression was a word--- a must!
"Don't be afraid, big brother! He's my friend! Hey! It's okay, it's okay! Li Bo pretended to be very forced, and he still said with a frightened face.
"Really?" Yin Cha still doesn't believe it.
"Then what else! We're good buddies! Li Bo pretended to pat Huang's father on the shoulder and said, Huang's father glanced at him and didn't speak, which was considered a tacit acquiescence, and he had the right to give Li Bo a face in front of others.
"Big brother! You're big brother! Something to do with your little brother? The yin cha flew out of the wall and nodded at Li Bo with a look of admiration, and said with a look of worship, like a traitor.
"Oh! It's nothing, just last time! Didn't you say that several people had been contacted and disappeared and their souls could not be found? Promise! I just found out and let him eat it! Li Bo said with a smile.
"What? He? Yin was stunned for a moment, glanced at Huang's father, and suddenly said, "Oops! I thought something was wrong! It is their blessing to let the Yellow Father and God eat it, and our Yellow Father and God should eat everything, so that they will not suffer for a hundred years when they go to the underworld! This... But for their good! It's kind of detached. Well! Well fed! ”
Li Bo and several people were shocked! Is this uncle really a civil servant? Can you really be shameless in this realm? It turns out that the place of reincarnation, which seems to have severe punishments and clear rewards and punishments, has changed this virtue just like the yang world?
Father Huang is very arrogant in the face of evil ghosts, although he can't beat those high-ranking officials in the underworld, but he still doesn't pay attention to this kind of little minion like a policeman, and immediately told the second-level inspector in front of him what happened to the second-level inspector in front of him who only knows how to nod and bow. I want to ask them if there is anything they can do. It's better to just get that guy out of his body, and that's easy.
"Huh! This thing...", Yin Cha looked embarrassed.
"Huh? What's wrong? Embarrassed for you? Father Huang's eyes widened, and his tone of voice sank suddenly.
"No, no, no! I really can't help with this! I'm a ghost, and I can only take things that have come when the hour has come, or that has been ghosted. A long time ago, we still had this skill, but now it is a harmonious society, and the magic weapon that we have taken back to pull the souls of the living. I can't help it! Like you say, it's already fused with the body, and you can't suck him out, I guess it's just for nothing! And if I insist on pulling it, it will inevitably hurt the yin and yang of this child's body, and I am afraid that the gains will outweigh the losses and add to the chaos. Yin Cha was startled by the eyes of the boss who was staring at Huang's father, and quickly explained. What he said was the truth, he could try to be tough, but that was for his "customer base", and others would forget it, and it didn't matter if he hurt his body, but who knows what the relationship between this kid and the god in front of him is, this kind of unstable hold, do less and make fewer mistakes!
Get! Another useless guy, take Lao Tzu with a handful of good incense! Li Bo depressedly burned some paper money and lit incense for the ghost, which was regarded as a reward for others, and sent him to the aisle to smoke incense. There was still a lingering soul wandering in this aisle, and suddenly I saw that this ghost uncle was also following the brazier to the aisle to smoke incense, and one or two disappeared like a mouse seeing a cat.
"Alas! There is no good way now, and the top priority is to find a way to separate the child's parents from that devil. Otherwise, even if he didn't die, this thirty lang was a good age, and he was stunned to suck an old man and an old lady in his sixties and seventies, and no one could stand it! Li Bo scratched his head and said. Fatso! You wait for the morning, when that thing goes to school obediently, and find a way to bring the doll's parents to Sanssouci Hall. I don't care what method you use, it's for your favorite grilled squid anyway! It's up to you to do it yourself! ”
"What about us?" Mao Xiaofang pointed at Lu Gouchen and asked himself.
"You two go to Wang Jian and find a way to get a placenta out of their hospital and set it up!"
"What about you?"
"Me? I'm the boss! I'm pinching my fingers, recently we have been short of girls in the five elements of Sanssouci Hall! So I'll go to her house with Peng Qing for the first time tomorrow. Hey! It's really not free, you bring those two to Sanssouci Hall, and there is Father Huang here, so there should be nothing wrong with me, right? Listen to Xiao Lu for something, he has a lot of ways! For my happiness! You can't count me in that. Most! I'll eat less grilled squid when the time comes! Hey! ****** Yizheng said.
Recently, the relationship between him and Captain Peng has heated up sharply, although it has not yet reached the level of what and that, but it is good that both of them have that idea in their hearts, no, I don't know that the big mouth spread this matter to the ears of Captain Peng's pair of parents who want their grandson to go crazy. I was stunned to ask Peng Qing to bring her boyfriend back and let the second elder pass by! Originally, Peng Qing thought that the relationship between the two had not yet reached that point, and he didn't want to bring Li Bo to the door so early. But looking at the two eyes that were so expectant, Peng Qing's heart softened, and he thought about it, after all, he was thirty years old, and it was no big deal to bring it back. Therefore, Li Bo happily prepared to visit his father-in-law.
"Damn! Co-author, are you really with Captain Peng? Have you seen all the parents? Mao Xiaofang, as a full-time old single, was full of jealousy in his tone. The people next to him were all interested when they heard the news, including Huang's father, who could not be a human being.
"What! Jealousy? If you're jealous, hurry up and find one! Li Bo laughed.
"If you get married, will you move out?" Zhang Xu asked honestly, his question was straight to the point.
"Huh! What! I can't bear it! Li Bo didn't think that far ahead at all, and choked the fat man with a question.
"I'm just curious if a person like you, who has lost all the seven spirits and no evil spirits, will the cave house not be lifted..."
"Get out!"
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