I've been in the crosshairs of a lot of ridiculous things, but nothing compares to what I'm hearing now.

I really wonder if I traveled back in time to ancient times the moment I answered the phone, and TMD entered a woman's body and someone actually came to my house to propose. Is my mom going to marry me?

"Did you hear me say? Come back soon, it's best to be back today, it's okay to be late, they can wait. ”

My mother's voice continued to ring on the phone, but I didn't answer her at all, and walked straight into the yard quickly. As soon as I entered the courtyard gate, I just saw my mother standing at the door of the house, holding the phone in her hand, and her eyebrows fluttering and talking. I didn't listen at all. He hung up the phone and waved at her.

She saw me suddenly appear at the door. The whole person was stunned, I guess she probably thought that I had learned immortal methods and Taoism such as retreat.

But she was stunned for less than a second, and then she happily trotted over to me, and then grabbed me by the arm and said, "Son, there's a good thing." ”

"Propose?"

"Hahaha, I'm kidding you, but it's really about your marriage, do you remember when you were a child, you always called you your father-in-law?" My mom asked me with a squint and a smile.

The person who was stunned at this time was replaced by me, because I really had an impression of it. When I was about 4 or 5 years old, one of my dad's classmates often came to my house, and at that time my dad asked me to call him my father-in-law, and I didn't know what my father-in-law meant, so I thought it was a special title similar to "uncle". That's why I kept calling "old man" and "old man", and I still don't know what that person's surname is or what it's called.

In addition, my "father-in-law" seems to really have a daughter, I don't know what the specific name is, I only know that the nickname is Weiwei, as for the appearance, except for the cherry ball-like pot lid, I have no impression of the others.

When I was 7 years old, I began to learn the Tao from my grandfather, and my "old man" gradually stopped coming to my house, but now my mother reminded me, and I remembered it all at once.

So I hurriedly asked her, "Is it my old father-in-law when I was a child?" Vivi? ”

"Yes, do you remember Vivi? Okay! "My mom patted me the shoulder, as if I had done something amazing.

I do remember Vivi, but I didn't tell the whole story. The whole content should be "Kill Bad Vivi". As for why I killed her, and what kind of bad method Vivi was, I don't remember at all.

"How long has it been since you cut your hair? Messy! What's the matter with your clothes? Don't you usually dress well when you come back? Don't hunchback, stand up straight, be enthusiastic when you see your father-in-law, people drive over to see you. ”

My mom was like a tractor, standing in front of me and talking and talking and fumbling with my hair, patting me on the shoulders and arranging my collar. By the time I looked at her, it made her feel like that. She grabbed me by the arm and pushed the door into the house.

The house is still the same, but it has become a little smoky, but this is not yin or miasma, but someone is smoking, smoking a lot of cigarettes, and it makes my eyes a little uncomfortable.

"In-laws, your son-in-law is back, as soon as I called him, he came back immediately!"

My mom started shouting at the door, and couldn't wait to drag me into the living room in the back room. The room was full of people, several aunts and uncles of my family came over, and there were a few half-baked faces, one of which looked a little like Sun Wukong seemed to be my father-in-law who I hadn't met for a long time, and there were two women sitting on his right, one was his wife, and the other must be his daughter, that is, Weiwei.

"Say hello to your father-in-law."

My mom spoke like I was a child, and she had to teach her everything.

My "old man" was really cooperative, and as soon as my mother spoke, he straightened his waist and smiled on his face, looking me up and down while waiting for me to speak expectantly.

Usually I can have a lot of fun with those customers who come to ask for help, but today I was really a little confused. If he came by himself, I might not have so many worries, after all, I also called it when I was a child, it was a joke at the time, just deal with it, but now the situation is different, my "baby pro" is sitting in the house.

"Long time no see, long time no see." That's all I can say when I think about it.

"It's been a long time since we've seen each other, and if your mother hadn't shown me your picture, I guess I wouldn't have recognized you on the street. When you were a child, you were like a little monkey every day, jumping and running around, but now you look much more stable. "Thankfully, he didn't seem to care about my greeting, and he didn't intend to continue in my awkward direction.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

But I still underestimated my mother, and just when I thought the "greeting turmoil" had passed, she pushed me without opening the pot and saying, "Why don't you call my father-in-law?" When I was young, I called one by one, but now that I see Weiwei, are you embarrassed? ”

My mom laughed as she spoke, completely oblivious to my position.

"Sister-in-law, don't be embarrassed for the child, he probably forgot everything he did when he was a child now."

"I didn't forget, I didn't forget! Can he forget it? Have you forgotten? As she spoke, my mom immediately turned her head and glared at me.

I was stunned for a moment, and then my mind didn't seem to turn around, and I nodded honestly and said, "I haven't forgotten." ”

"Look, I'll just say, call the old man!" My mom asked again. Stay for the madness.

My father-in-law didn't persuade me anymore, he really sat there and waited for me to speak again, and the expectation was already beyond words.

I don't want to open my mouth anymore when I see this posture, it is estimated that my mother will not give me a smile during the Chinese New Year this year, and in desperation, I can only shout: "Hello old man." ”

My father-in-law immediately laughed and stood up and slapped me on the arm twice, and I don't know where he got so much strength to make me stumble two steps to the side. He quickly came over and helped me again, and then apologized that he used too much force when he was happy, so that I should not be surprised, and then he was happy again.

After laughing, we sat down.

My mom usually talks a lot, and today is the same, she's been looking for a topic since she sat down, and the topic always revolves around me, like a TV shopping host promoting a product, and that product seems to be me.

I followed my mother's instructions and briefly told me about my work and income in the province, and reported why I was on vacation and why I went home early, and then I made up a plan for my future under her pressure. I thought that if I made her happy like this, she would let me go, but I was still too naïve, and after talking about my basic situation, she finally got to the point.

"You can still remember Vivi, right? When I was a child, as soon as your father-in-law came, you chased and asked Weiwei if she came, if Weiwei didn't come, now that Weiwei is here, can you still recognize it? My mom said as she gestured to the only woman my age in the room.

I reluctantly looked at Vivi, this was the first time I had really paid attention to her since I entered the house, and this time, my eyes could not be taken away from her at all, not because of how beautiful and charming she was, but because there was something in her, and the memories of my childhood were like fountains, all of which flooded into my brain at once.

Consistent with my impression when I was a child, her hair is still not long, but the head of the pot lid has been replaced with a mushroom head, and as for the face, I can't look closely, because the more I look closely, the more I can't see her facial features clearly, and all I can see is a skeleton!

A skeleton appeared on her face!

Bad Vivi ...... I could see this skeleton when I was a kid, so I don't think she's a good person. Every time I yelled to see her, but I didn't want to play with her, I wanted to hit her, I wanted to "kill Bad Vivi".

And just as I was staring at the skeleton on her face, two yellow lights flashed from the two black holes of the skeleton's eyes, and I suddenly felt a chill all over my body, and I couldn't help but shiver. I quickly looked away from Vivi's face, and her face returned to normal.

I thought it was my reaction that scared them, but after a moment of silence, everyone was happy, especially my mother, and the second happier was my old man.

"I'll just say that they have a play, I know best what kind of girl my son likes, why don't you let the young people talk alone?" My mother mentioned yì.

"Yes, yes, my sister-in-law is right, let the young people talk alone, let's not make a fuss here." After speaking, my father-in-law immediately waved at Weiwei.

My mom also hurried over and whispered to me, "Take Weiwei around, and come back for dinner in two hours." ”

I smiled at her in response, then got up and nodded at Vivi, but my eyes never dared to look at her face.

After leaving the guest hall, I walked straight to the courtyard outside, and Weiwei followed me all the time.

It was only a few seconds to walk from the guest hall to the gate, and I really couldn't think of what to say to her in such a short time. And just as I was pondering how to speak, Weiwei actually took the first step and asked, "Have you had an accident recently?" It's been the last few days. ”

Her voice was very, very cold, like a clumsy actor reading dialogue from a script.

"I'm fine! Why did you suddenly ask about this? I looked back at her face, and for a split second, her face was a skeleton again.

"You can't fool me, I know something must have happened to you! Originally, I wanted to come over to you for help, but it seems that you can't help, hey! After saying that, she sighed lightly, but there was still no emotion in her tone.

She is Vivi, the same Vivi I have known since I was a child, but she makes me feel a little strange, it seems that in the past twenty years, she has also encountered some things and changed a little. I don't know if the change was good or bad for her, but I was more concerned about what she was talking about.

She was in trouble and wanted me to solve it, but now she felt that I couldn't help.

Is it because the white tiger is gone? She also has yin and yang eyes?

Now she and I seem to really have something to talk about!

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