Chapter 5 Making Ghost Money
It's already dark, but Sanssouci Hall is still open, and several big men are still busy in order to live. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
At this moment, the Sanssouci Hall was filled with smoke, and a brain-burning smoky fragrance filled the entire space.
"! What a situation! Father Huang just took Chen Xiaobao out of the elevator door, and almost fainted without this smoke. This smoky, fire-filled? He fanned the smoke in front of him and covered his nose to look inside, only to see that in Sanssouci Hall, four people were surrounded by a group of ghosts and kept talking.
"Yikes! It smells so good! Chen Xiaobao on the side couldn't bear the feeling of hunger and ran in two steps, squatting in front of a handful of incense that was burning in the basin and sniffing hard. The poor little boy was really hungry. Although he is a living soul, this thing has the same effect on him.
"Huh! Where's the little ghost! Open up, open up! That's mine! A ghost suddenly appeared in front of Xiaobao and pushed Xiaobao away, who was smelling strongly, and looked at poor Xiaobao with a stingy face, blocking the incense behind him. His eyes were a little vigilant staring at Father Huang, somehow, the person in front of him made him tremble from the bottom of his heart, but he was reluctant to let his incense be smelled by other ghosts, so his heart was crossed, I am a dead ghost, who am I afraid of!
Father Huang didn't speak, shook his head and led Xiaobao into Sanssouci Hall, he was a little allergic to this thing, although he was also a ghost, but he didn't smell incense and didn't eat wax.
"How many of you? Thirty handfuls of fine incense? What else? Oh! Fifty pairs of candles, right? And yet! If not, I'll talk about it next time! What about you? Don't be noisy! Be quiet! Come one by one! There was a hustle and bustle in Sanssouci Hall, just like the vegetable market, the monk Zhang Xu was holding a pen and a notebook and shouting at the top of his voice. The souls of the dead on the side scrambled to shout out their needs.
Li Bo and Mao Xiaofang took Lu Gou and Chen to busy with a pile of incense wax on the side. They carefully placed the incense candles one by one according to the number reported by the fat man, and wrote their names so that they could be distinguished.
"Huh? What are you doing here? As soon as Li Bo looked up, he saw Huang's father holding a little boy in front of the reception desk and looking at him with a smile. The souls on the side seemed to be a little afraid of Father Huang, and they all looked at him cautiously. "! Come here! Don't scare my customers! Li Bo hurriedly walked over in two steps and pulled Huang's father to his side, after this period of contact, several people in Sanssouci Hall were already familiar with Huang's father, and they were friends, so there was nothing like that.
"Why are you so busy here? What new business has been launched? Father Huang looked at the ghosts and asked with some curiosity.
"Hey, hey! Count yourself on for having a vision! Isn't it difficult for people to do business now? We tried to see if we could get the ghost side of the action. Isn't cremation all advocated now? When a person dies, the crematorium burns down, and after the cemetery is finished, I will burn some incense wax paper or something, even if the aftermath is finished. But this can only be regarded as a psychological comfort for the living, but what about the dead? Nowadays, people don't believe much in ghosts and gods! Except for the meal of death, it is the first day of the new year and the Qingming Festival to be a little good, and some of them don't even have a head in the Qingming Festival. I thought, give these ghosts a way, that is! I burn them and I burn them whatever they want. After he gave his living relatives and friends a dream, once without believing it, twice! If it doesn't work twice, it's three times! Until his relatives come to us to pay the bills! Hey! Don't say it! Not long after the business started, several relatives had already received payment from their relatives. And it's a lot to give! Let's take care of the souls of the dead! In this way, the money is also earned, and the fame is also out! What do you think! Awesome! Li Bo triumphantly explained the scene in front of him. Father Huang was dumbfounded after hearing this, what a special business! I can do it too! And it is absolutely possible to make these ghosts as docile as Mianyang, even if Lao Tzu doesn't burn them, will they be silent? I'm stupid enough to bake a hairy squid a day!
"Oh, I'll tell you! Friends, if you rob me of my business, I'm going to turn my face! The glimmer of light that flashed in Father Huang's eyes did not escape the eyes of ******, and he hurriedly spoke. Are you kidding? This is the best of both worlds, but a few of them came up with a big plan to make money, and they can't let the ghost star in front of them give it to the cottage easily.
"Oh! I've come to you this time because I want you to do me a favor! Huang's father thought about making money, and suddenly patted his forehead and said, "No! Something is wrong with that kid there! I can't figure it out! ”
"You can't handle it? You can't figure it out, I can do it? Looks like you're better than we are! Li Bo looked at Huang's father vigilantly. This product, even if it is better than yourself, the point is, this product is poorer than yourself! I didn't have the money to help a fool before I promised you!
"Huh! Let's brainstorm about it! I really can't help it! Father Huang said a little depressed.
"Oh! We'll talk about that later! I'll finish my business first! Children! Come! Uncle will give you some incense, it's free! Li Bo tried to make his face smile kindly, and waved the incense candle in his hand to Xiaobao. Although Chen Xiaobao was a little afraid of this strange uncle, he still couldn't resist the temptation of the incense in his hand. No way, when he first came in, the fragrance he smelled was so fragrant, more fragrant than the sweet and sour pork ribs made by his mother. After Li Bo lit it in an empty incense basin, Xiaobao swallowed his saliva and couldn't wait to run over and suck it up. But now it feels like it's like heaven and earth, and he never thought that this smell could be so fragrant, and he really wanted to cure his hunger.
Li Bo and several people were busy until the middle of the night before the souls of the dead slowly dispersed with their stomachs held up with satisfaction, looking at this posture, the good business will continue tomorrow. There are also real poor ghosts among these ghosts, and there are not without tragedies who have no children and no daughters and wives who run away with others. Although these ghosts also eat, no one is destined to pay for them. But ****** don't care, anyway, as long as the relatives of two out of ten ghosts can come, then they will still make a profit and not lose money.
Looking at this midnight, Huang's father was still waiting here, and the four of them didn't have time to go out for supper, so one person soaked a bucket of instant noodles and sat in the office to listen to Huang's father tell him what happened.
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"What does this kid have to do with you? You're so obsessed! Say it! What do you want me to do? You don't know what I'm good at, beat him? After listening to Li Bo, he asked with a wink.
Huang's father made up the scene of a strong man chasing and beating an eight- or nine-year-old child, and he couldn't help but have black lines in his head.
"Roll ....."
"So what do you want to do about it? How can we help? Lu Gou Chen took a sip of instant noodles, wiped his mouth, and continued: "The devil you said, I haven't heard the master talk about a similar situation. What is the origin? ”
"Devils... Devil... Wraiths?!! cough cough cough !! "The fat man was holding a mouth full of instant noodles in his mouth, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and he almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of noodles." Spirits, you say? ”
Father Huang looked at the fat man unexpectedly and nodded: "Do you know the resentful ghost?" ”
Everyone was surprised by the fat man's knowledge, and they all turned their heads to look at him and wait for the next step.