Because my phone has just been charged, if I take it out for a while, it will have to run out of power. Thinking of this, I quickly turned off my phone, took out my phone card, and went upstairs to find an old Nokia 5110.

I think back then, when I was studying, the people who could pick up the Nokia 5110 were all powerful people, and this magic machine could not only make and receive calls, send and receive text messages, but also have a powerful game function - Snake. Super long standby for half a month, that's no problem at all, and waterproof, drop-proof, anti-thief, it's all happy memories.

When I got my Nokia phone, I pressed the start button with the mentality of giving it a try, and it was time to witness the miracle! I saw that I threw this mobile phone in the locker for N years, and it can still be started, not to mention, I can still leave a grid of electricity for the little master, and it really didn't blow it out.

read Wang Lili's number silently a few times, then turned off the phone to charge, and then stuffed the mobile phone card into Nokia's mobile phone, and dialed Wang Lili's phone: "Niu'er, what's the matter?" ”

"It's nothing, I just went for a ride with my mother, so I thought about buying a gift for our mother, after all, I bought it for my father, and I can't be partial. So, I planned to take my mother to the gold shop for a stroll, but our mother said that she wouldn't go, so you came to persuade our mother. "Wang Lili, this girl is really beautiful today, she is so generous.

But I know the old lady's thoughts, and I will definitely not spend Wang Lili's money, otherwise the old man will know about it and will scold the old lady. Thinking of this, I whispered to Wang Lili: "You go and pick out clothes, the old lady has been at home for too long, and she is about to be isolated from the world, take this opportunity, just say buy clothes for yourself, and then buy two clothes for the old lady, the old lady will definitely agree." ”

"Okay, listen to you." After saying that, the girl didn't even hang up the phone, so she said coquettishly to the old lady: "Mom, accompany me to buy a few sets of clothes." "Yes." "Xiexie Mom!" "You turn off the phone, Lang charges the phone." "Oh!"

Toot toot... The voice came, and I knew that the old lady would be very happy today.

Then, I went to the bedroom on the second floor, took out ten Grandpa Mao from the bedside table, put it in my pocket, and immediately felt full of blood and demons, and came back to life on the spot!

In this world, those who have milk may not be mothers, but those who are rich must be fathers. I'm proud of this huge amount of money, but I have to keep a low profile. Because I know that as a man, I should be like my little brother! First: never show off; Two: the key is to be able to stand up at all times; Third: to cultivate successors; Four: good at attacking and making them feel happy; Fifth: It can not only create friction but also make everyone feel happy; Sixth: After victory, you can humbly shrink yourself. The summary is: low-key, backbone, capable! Rattle!

Hanging bomb Tian lying on my shoulder, came with me to the outside of the store, closed the shutter door, and then stopped a taxi and went directly to Liaoyang Normal School.

Speaking of Liaoyang Normal College, it is also a relatively strange school. It is known as a provincial junior college, but for the citizens of Liaoyang City, it is a big nursery.

Basically, it's a place where diplomas are mixed, teachers don't care, and students don't learn. The teachers are liliang, and the teaching level is completely negligible. But it's strange that every year, more than N students are fooled into studying at this university.

What's even more interesting is that the ratio of men to women in this school is actually 1:4, which is awesome. But then again, Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling were probably deceived by the school, and after a few years of stupidity, the school got up from them and said very contemptuously: "Youth stays, and the graduation certificate is given to you!" ”

Since the city is too small, I was not allowed to take a nap in the car for a while, and the car came to the door of the teacher's college.

hurriedly dropped the money for the driver, and then began to look for the two girls at the school gate. To say, I really didn't cover it, and after just a few glances, I found the two of them from many college girls.

Weishenme says this, because freshman girls are peachy, shy, and will tickle you all over, and you have to have two brushes to brush off their thorns; The sophomore girl is Red Fuji, slightly mature, crisp and sweet, you don't need to brush her, but you have to put some effort into brushing her clean; The girl is a banana in her third year, as long as you want to eat it, peel it, you don't need to wash it, you can eat it if you want; That senior girl is a tomato, damn it! I thought I was a fruit!

And once they enter the big dye vat of society, this group of girls doesn't even count tomatoes, and they directly join the ranks of vegetables, whether they are dressed or talk and behave, they can be recognized by me at a glance. So, it's not the girl's fault to pretend to be pure, but you're already soy sauce, so how can you pretend to be special? Haha, I'm so bad!

Then, I waved at these two girls, and I saw that the tall girl on the other side also waved at me.

I began to look at the two girls carefully, the tall one has very dark skin, five big and three thick, at first glance, it is not a baby in the city, although the facial features are upright, but a black plus a figure, it is determined that this girl will never be able to enter the ranks of beauties, and I feel that there is no scheming, but there is a clever type.

The short man's skin is very good, but the nose is a little collapsed, which is in stark contrast to the high nose bridge of the traditional northern girl, and it is not ugly, but it is really good to dress up. Because it's winter, this girl is wearing a black down jacket outside, a pure white cashmere sweater inside, and a pair of dark ordinary jeans on the bottom, which are not thickened, real Nima frost resistant, plus a pair of black shiny leather shoes, definitely not leather. Anyway, the overall feeling for me is a silly girl.

I saw the tall girl come to me with another girl, and asked with wide eyes, "Are you Jia Shu?" ”

"You are Xiaoyu'er, then she should be Concubine Ling." I smiled and said to the two girls in front of me.

"Great, I've found someone who can make things happen." The little fish was so happy that she almost jumped up.

Well, it seems that the matter is a statement that Ma Xian'er and Baojia Xian'er deal with problems, and I usually call this kind of thing work, the purpose is to distinguish myself from those gods who are not in the stream.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Concubine Ling pulled Xiao Yu'er, and then whispered to me: "My name is Zhao Juan, and the name of the actor who played Concubine Ling in "Huanzhu Gege", so my friends who are close to me call me Concubine Ling." ”

"Hello, my name is Jia Shu, and it seems that no actor calls me by this name, so you should call me Jia Shu." My poor mouth has not changed at all, and when I first met, I was flamboyant and poor at other people's little girls, until today, every time I eat with Concubine Ling, she will make fun of me with this joke.

"Why don't you introduce yourself to me?" Xiao Yu'er asked provocatively.

Okay, it seems that this girl's cleverness has been used for this, so I stuck my throat and said again: "Liu Ziyu, hello, my name is Jia Shu, Jia is Jia Shu's Jia, and the tree is Jia Shu's tree, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”

Where have these two girls seen such a ruffian like me, they are immediately happy to show off their branches. After laughing, Xiao Yu'er beckoned to me: "It's a cold day, let's stop talking outside, find a place to sit down and talk." ”

to be continued