3. Tombs

"Hey, you boys, didn't you go to the left and right ear chambers to buy things, what are you doing running out empty-handed?" Hao Fatzi scolded, if it weren't for the first time to be a master, he would really want to teach these stunned boys a lesson. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Boss, look, someone's clothes are drying."

"Don't move, clothes are a little older, and they will turn into powder when you touch them!"

"It's a tattoo, it's not going to be very old." The sharp voice of the four eyes sounded.

"Ah, the tattooed breast!! yes, what the hell is that bastard's grave robber so bad taste? ”

"The left is the kitchen, and the right is the toilet," "TMD is damn damn, and Lao Tzu stepped on the rice Gongtian!" ”

"I still let the tomb go in, who can live here? Little Dragon Girl? "Hao Fatzi doesn't have the mood to care about everything at the moment.

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"Don't move, police!"

"Hey, who's playing, actually? Don't make a fuss! Hao Fatzi experienced the pain of taking an apprentice, and was irritable, and when he heard that someone was still in the mood to play that and this, he couldn't help but be angry.

"Well, who do you say is playing?" A serious voice came from behind, and at the same time, a big hand, not a small hand, was on Hao Fatzi's shoulder.

"What! Make no mistake, at this time, we have really been discovered! ”

"Ahh

"Are you going up to Baiyun Mountain like this?"

"Yes, sir!" Hao Fatzi forced his composure.

"What is this Luoyang shovel used for?"

"Alas, I have an old friend in the soil center, and I'm going to dig up some precious soil for scientific experiments in academia!"

"And how do you explain this excavator?"

"Well, this ...... This is purely a hands-on exercise! ”

Police "......"

"What about your principals? Call him over! ”

"Yes, sir, I'll go down to the grave, no, I'll go down and call people up." Hao Fat didn't look back, and walked down the tomb with trembling hands and feet.

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"Haha, I don't know if it's that bastard this time, he dared to burn the windshield of our Director Huang and ordered us to come down to arrest people, I didn't want to catch this gang of tomb robbers, luck!" One of the police officers laughed heartily.

"There are people living in this place, sue us for trespassing?" Four Eyes crouched on the ground and asked cautiously.

"No way!"

"Then I'll report a tomb robbery, okay."

"Of course."

"My second tiger personality guarantees that the protagonist of the tomb robbery is the fat man in the tomb!"

"That's right! I, Wang Laosan, also reported it! ”

"And me, Sun Pingzhi, too!"

"Go, how many grave robbers are worth a few cents?" Mr. Policeman scolded.

"Damn! How can you be so unrighteous, how can you say that Boss Hao also spent a cost to deceive us, dear police uncle! His name is Hao Qianshan, he is a big fat man about thirty years old, and now he is in the tomb, I am a first-class good citizen, if he didn't say that he was digging wild medicinal materials for his eighty-year-old mother, I wouldn't have gone up the mountain with him, Uncle Police! The four eyes of the midnight ferocious spirit said pitifully, with a harmless expression on the face of humans and animals.

When Hao Fatzi heard it, damn! It's a pity that this four-eyed actor doesn't play the emperor! This is to make himself a good young man who has been harmed by his fat man.

"Damn! These guys are really not without righteousness, damn it, what should I do......" The speed under his feet was already fast to a certain extent.

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"Broken, broken, broken!" Hao Fatzi couldn't help but lose his voice, he was really lucky, although it was not a Han tomb, but at least he was a Tang! "Look at the flying mural overhead, this is actually a Tang tomb!? But if he is caught at this time, he will not dare to imagine the days to come! ”

Hao Fatzi got up from the ground, well, it turned out to be the ground, fortunately, it seems that this tomb has a compartment, I accidentally bumped in,

"Where is this?"

"Hell!"

He was greeted by an old face, who had just crawled out of the coffin and was dozing, so frightened that the fat man shouted out in fright.

"Damn! Third master, I look so handsome, you fat man is embarrassed to be called a ghost! It's tasteless, phew! The three ghost masters didn't dare to agree with Hao Fatzi's aesthetics, and spitted.

"Hey, who is this guy, how did he dig through the villa of the master, ****, next time no matter how the real estate fools the master, you can't buy a villa on the mountain, not only the cable is often broken, but also the water is cut off, the worst thing is that the toilet is broken and no one comes to repair it, I finally found a temporary peeing guy, and I was robbed ......"

"Alas! This turtle grandson actually threw the Ming Dynasty franc porcelain on the ground and snatched the master urinal, what is this, now the tomb robbers, why is the cultural level so low? ”

"Don't see the villa number? Room 9413! Nine deaths, one life, you know no! ”

"Yo, I'm so eager to pee!"

"Don't move, hands up!" The policeman who followed Hao Fatzi into said to the old man with a firearm in hand.

The three ghosts raised their hands, "Boom!" The last antique urinal was also shattered.

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When Hao Fatzi fled for his life, he didn't notice that there was a scolding mother behind him, but in a fit of nervousness, he broke a wall behind the tomb and was about to go out.

At this time, in a luxurious room that looked incompatible with tomb robbing, the bald rich man hugged his newly bought stunning color, just foreplayed, and now it was time to enter the play.

The appearance of a woman at the age of twenty-eight, this is a bald rich businessman, who spent a lot of money to find a stunning color, not only a health certificate, a work certificate, a skill certificate, and three certificates! I heard the introducer say that Kung Fu has quality assurance, uh, that's the point!

I saw that the bald rich man quickly and accurately peeled off the woman's black silk, and he was able to get on the horse immediately, and the next moment the horse galloping was ready, and suddenly "boom!" The sound is endless.

"What's going on, can you be quiet about the decoration on the other side!" The rich man yelled, what is the use of the rich man spending a lot of money to buy a villa on the top of the mountain? Isn't it just trying to be quiet? There is no trembling of the yellow-faced woman at home, there is also the fun of the mountains, and the most important thing is that the moon and the lover are in the mountains, and no one knows!

Rumble!

A small excavator suddenly rushed into the villa.

"Ahh Then with the sound of a lover's soprano, a fat ghost who didn't know what the hell was, alas, an unkempt man, suddenly ran out of the machine.

If you look carefully, you will find that this person is Hao Fatzi who is in a panic.

When Hao Fatzi saw this situation, he scolded bitterly in his heart: That bastard who killed a thousand knives actually fooled himself into digging other people's villas!

"You... You...... Are you the one who was sent by the yellow-faced woman to humanely destroy me......" The rich man temporarily remembered the angry words that the yellow-faced woman said when she was fighting a few days ago, and one of them was looking for someone to deal with him, and he couldn't help but cover his heart with one hand, thinking that the modern killer is really advanced, and he actually opened a hook machine to handle the case.

The bald head gritted his teeth and stretched out two fingers and trembled: "I'll give you double the money, you kill the task party!" ”

Hao Fatzi doesn't know what the other party is twittering, it's important to escape, if the other party yells and screams, if the police follow the sound, it's okay! Hurriedly reassured the other party and said: "Misunderstanding and misunderstanding, I will repair the sewer next door" Lao Wang ......"

However, when he passed in front of the rich man, he still pulled down the black stockings on the top of the rich man's head, so that the guy would not recognize his appearance. He ran away like a smoke.

Leaving the rich man and his little three winds messy.

Boom!

A large group of uniformed men ran out from behind the wall, followed by a high-pitched soprano scream...... The policemen who rushed in again saw the beautiful scene in front of them, and they all had O-shaped mouths and feasted their eyes.

(To be continued...... ）