Chapter 17: Snow in June
The corridor is spacious, and everything here looks luxurious compared to the mining compound, with marble floors and artistic walls on both sides, with some oil paintings. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Soon they came to a room, Li Xun'er knocked on the door and asked, "Mr. Zhang, Li Mofan has arrived." ”
"Wowhaha...... It's so interesting, it's so much fun. A burst of almost perverted laughter was heard in the room.
Li Mofan's face changed suddenly, how could the people inside look like mentally ill people? Li Xun'er glanced at the slightly nervous young man and said, "It's okay, don't be afraid." ”
"Let him come in, it's okay for you to come with my old man, wahaha......" There was a lewd laugh inside.
Li Xun'er pursed her lips to express helplessness, and then glanced at Li Mofan sympathetically and turned away.
Li Mofan raised his hand and thought about whether to knock on the door and go in, it seems that it is very lively inside, and it is not good if it is disturbed. Moreover, this old man has a very obscene laugh, and he doesn't seem to be a serious person, can such a person teach me? He had too much hesitation.
"Stinky boy, why don't you come in, do you want my old man to invite you?" There was a burst of angry scolding from inside.
Li Mofan's heart sank, this temper has changed too quickly, he just laughed so perverted. He took five deep breaths, pushed the door open and walked in.
A basin ......of water poured down from his head, soaking wet. He looked at the basin at his feet a little stupidly, not understanding a few meanings.
"Wahaha......" It was the perverted laughter again, and the old man raised his head and looked at Li Mofan and said, "Boy, you're too stupid, won't you hide?" What a fool. ”
The old man looked at Li Mofan like an idiot.
"I'm XXXX." Li Mofan really has the urge to burst into foul language, you just cheat me, and laugh at me for being stupid, who would know that you, a perverted old man, would put a basin of water on the door?
Li Mofan looked at the old man, his hair was unkempt, as if he had been struck by lightning, his beard was pale, not all white, but he didn't know how long he hadn't taken care of it, and it looked a little long. A face full of folds, it looks quite kind, but when he laughs, his small eyes squint and the corners of his mouth are slightly downward, which is very perverted and obscene.
This is the best language Li Mofan can think of to evaluate this old man.
The old man was sitting on the ground, playing a game of chess, but it was clearly only him, so he was playing against himself.
"You are Li Mofan?" The old man's eyes flickered, and he smiled slightly, a little bright, giving people a very unsafe feeling.
"Yes, the junior Li Mofan visited the senior." Li Mofan bowed slightly. Although he was a little annoyed by the old man's play, the etiquette must not be less, this is his upbringing.
The old man laughed, made a grimace, and looked very funny, like a child playing, and said, "Although stupid is a little stupid, the child can still be taught." ”
"Boy, do you know how to play chess?" The old man asked, pointing to Go on the ground.
Li Mofan shook his head, he liked Go very much, but since he was a child, he was very busy every day and didn't have time to learn these hobbies.
"It's stupid." The old man said angrily, then beckoned him and motioned for him to lean over.
"Huh?" Li Mofan was stunned for a moment, with the first experience of the previous car, he felt that this old man was not well-intentioned, he shook his head and resolutely did not pass.
"Stinky boy, are you here to apprentice, or are you here to put up a fight, do you want my old man to visit you?" The old man's beard was curled and he was very angry.
Li Mofan was very nervous, this old man's mood improved extremely quickly. As the old saying goes, a woman's face, a June day, changes when you say it, but I didn't expect this old man to change faster than a woman.
He thought about it and had to take a step forward, but he still kept a safe distance of two meters directly from the old man, and he felt that he couldn't go any further.
"What do you think this is?" The old man stretched out his hand, and then quickly clenched it, but the moment he stretched out his hand, he did hold something in his hand.
It's just that the distance is a little far, Li Mofan really didn't see it clearly, out of curiosity, he took a step forward, and when this step was taken, he regretted it, because he saw a trace of brightness on the old man's face.
However, it was too late to regret it, and he felt a wind blowing under his feet, and an extremely weak light flashed, and his whole head and feet were upside down and hung upside down in the air.
"Wahaha......" the old man laughed perverted again. Finally, after laughing enough, he stretched out his hand, holding a glass bead played by a child in his palm.
Needless to say, Li Mofan also knew that he had been tricked by this old man. However, to his surprise, there were no ropes on his feet and no traps on the ground, so how did he get hung up?
Lifting his neck to look at the ground, he found that there was a very simple pattern on the ground, with only a few strokes on it, but he sensed energy fluctuations.
Li Mofan's heart froze, could this be the legendary formation?
What a precious thing is a formation pattern, who would be willing to carve and scribble casually, and use it to trick people with such a boring usage?
Unless he was a formation master himself, and he was very fun-loving, there was definitely no noble formation master who would be willing to do such a boring thing.
It's not okay to give money, those noble existences regard Zunyao as more important.
Thinking of this, Li Mofan's eyes lit up, and he remembered the reverence in Zhao Bingde's eyes when he mentioned this old man, and his heart was suddenly overjoyed, although he was a little perverted, but this old man was obviously not simple.
"Ahem...... Boy, why are you looking at my old man so squintingly? Don't hit my old man's attention. The old man's eyes flashed, and he clasped his hands on his chest, looking very vigilant.
Li Mofan was amused by this innocent look and couldn't help but want to laugh.
"You perverted boy, you laugh so obscenely, it's not a good thing at first glance." As he spoke, he didn't see the old man move, he fell to the ground, unprepared, and his butt hurt.
"Boy, let me tell you a secret, it's beautiful there, do you want to see it?" The old man pointed to a telescope in front of the window and said mysteriously.
Li Mofan thought to himself, this will be careful, this old man is not simple, he must be careful to deal with it. Then, very carefully, he walked towards the telescope, keeping an eye on the ground beneath his feet.
Walking to the telescope, he looked around, and there seemed to be no danger, so he looked down at the telescope, and with only one glance, his face suddenly turned red to the base of his ears.
In front of the telescope was a ladies' bathhouse, where many middle-aged aunts with bare butts walked around, and this kind of picture made Li Mofan almost crazy.
"Ah...... You old pervert, old rascal......"
"Wahaha......" the old man laughed, "You say that my old man is an old rascal, and you kid is a little rascal." ”
Li Mofan is really speechless, this old man is so strange.
"Haha...... It's so fun, the old rascal with a little rascal, how harmonious this picture is, how good it would be if the human world was all hooligans, don't worry me about it. The old man danced with joy as if he had discovered a new world.
Li Mofan looked at the old man a little helplessly, and found that he was really weird, but every time he laughed, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.
"Okay, that's all for today, come over on time tomorrow and play with my old man." The old man's eyes flickered, and he smiled, and said, "Take this book and study it well." ”
Li Mofan hurriedly took it with both hands, he felt that the old man looked like a normal old man at this moment.
said that he was told to study hard, and it must be a good book such as Taoism or Taoism, so he hurriedly took it, and when he looked at the cover, his face was suddenly ugly like a dead fly.
On the cover is written Kim Ping Mei.
"Ah......" Li Mofan felt that he was about to collapse.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my old man took it wrong." said that the old man's face was really red, and he really looked embarrassed, but Li Mofan didn't believe that he was really embarrassed.
"That's right." As he spoke, he changed it and handed it over.
"Go?" Li Mofan looked at the title of the book and was a little surprised.
"Go back and study hard, when you can get down to my old man, the old man will teach you how to cultivate." The old man didn't look at the anger on Li Mofan's face, and said very casually, as if this was a matter of course.
Li Mofan paused for a full ten seconds before he reacted, bowed to the old man and left.
"Is this what a good teacher is called?" Li Mofan thought in his heart, Uncle Zhao, what kind of messy person are you recommending.
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