"Empress Wu, sit down and wait. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Tang Wen's voice came.

Queen Wu Meiniang sighed and returned to her position, Li Zhi can be a filial son, but she can't be a filial daughter-in-law, if she gets there, Li Shimin suddenly turned her face, and she has no place to cry.

"Empress Wu, what is your purpose here?" Tang Wen returned to the topic.

"The concubine is here with Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Empress Wu Meiniang hesitated for a moment and glanced at the empress.

The empress's expression was slightly embarrassed, and Empress Wu Meiniang's words awakened her memory.

Tang Wen tried to ask, "Is it the man's side?" ”

Queen Wu Meiniang nodded embarrassedly, and blamed Tang Wen for telling such a private thing in public.

Gao Wei laughed wildly: "It turns out that the Tang Emperor has kidney deficiency, hahahaha......"

"You're weaker than him," Uncle Nine walked in from outside the door.

Gao Wei's expression froze, "You are empty!" ”

Uncle Nine stepped forward and pressed Gao Wei's pulse and asked, "Have you had backache, heat, sweating, dizziness, tinnitus, ...... recently?"

Gao Wei's face became ugly, "Nonsense, how can there be such a thing!" ”

"You are a doctor who is a disease taboo, although I am a Taoist priest, but I also know a little about medical skills, I know that you are weak at a glance, you, don't be too obsessed with women, women are bone scraping steel knives." Uncle Nine said bitterly.

After Uncle Nine finished speaking, one person was unhappy.

"Dao Chief, how did the concubine's body become a bone-scraping steel knife." Feng Xiaolian said with tears in her eyes.

Chu Chu's pitiful state makes people can't help but want to go up and take care of it.

"I, I" Uncle Nine, I'm doing my fault again.

"Your Majesty, did you say that the concubine's body is a bone-scraping steel knife?" Feng Xiaolian straightened his chest, squeezing Gao Wei's chest fullly.

"Yes, yes, well, no, no." Gao Weishuang's bones are almost crispy.

Uncle Nine awkwardly found a place to sit down, and happened to sit next to the empress.

"Your Majesty," Uncle Nine greeted.

The Empress nodded and smiled.

Seeing this, Tang Wen said that Uncle Jiu had made progress and knew how to take the initiative to say hello.

"Train conductor, look at this." Queen Wu Meiniang brought the topic back again.

"Let's talk about this in the inner room." Tang Wen felt that this kind of thing should not be talked about in public, and it could be regarded as saving some dignity for Li Zhi.

"It's okay," Queen Wu Meiniang nodded.

Tang Wen stood up, said to everyone, and led the queen Wu Meiniang through several portals to a quiet room.

The two stood opposite each other, and Tang Wen spoke first: "Empress Wu, regarding the question of honoring the husband, I have a way to cure the disease." ”

"Really," Empress Wu Meiniang's tone was a little hurried.

Tang Wen hesitated for a moment and said: "I have a martial art here, called Jiuyang Divine Skill, after cultivation, you can not fall with a golden gun." ”

Queen Wu Meiniang covered her mouth and said with a smile: "It's so rude."

"It's crude, but it's very vivid." Tang Wen explained solemnly.

"Can the conductor prove that Jiuyang Divine Skill can aphrodisiac?" Empress Wu Meiniang didn't believe what Tang Wen said, because Tang Wen's words sounded very similar to the words of a charlatan.

"Proof?" Tang Wen subconsciously glanced down, and coughed dryly: "Don't prove it"

"Well, that's not what the concubine meant." Queen Wu Meiniang had a wicked smile on her face.

"It's good if it's not," Tang Wen breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is the conductor nervous? Won't it be? Queen Wu Meiniang laughed teasingly.

"Presumptuous!" Tang Wen was really angry.

Queen Wu Meiniang was shocked to the ground and fell unconscious, and the placket on her chest was opened, revealing the upright of deceiving frost and snow.

"Damn" Tang Wen doesn't know who he is scolding?

Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside.

"Master, Tang Emperor Li Shimin and Tang Emperor Li Zhi are back." The voice of the palace maid came from outside the door.

Tang Wen hurriedly bent over and closed Queen Wu Meiniang's clothes, but he couldn't fit them together.

"Isn't the master there?" The palace maid pushed open the door, just in time to see the scene of Tang Wen pulling the clothes of Queen Wu Meiniang with both hands.

"The maid does not know that the master is rejoicing with the mistress, so please atone for her sins." The palace maid hurriedly knelt down.

Tang Wen couldn't cry or laugh, "What a good time, come and help!" ”

Tang Wen now has the psychology of killing people.

The palace maid hurriedly stood up, trotted over, and looked at Tang Wen tremblingly, "How can I help?" ”

Tang Wen glanced at the palace maid and said, "Take off your corset and change it for her." ”

So far, I have to change the corset for the queen Wu Meiniang first, who called the Tang costume to expose the corset.

"I take off my corset?" The palace maid was stunned.

"Is it still me?" Tang Wenhu's face was grimacing.

The palace maid hesitated for a while, bit her lip and said, "Then, the master must be responsible for the slave!" ”

"I turned away and didn't look at you." Tang Wen turned away.

After a while, there was a sound behind him, and after a long time, a hoarse voice said, "Master, it's changed." ”

Tang Wen turned around and saw that the palace maid's chest was much higher.

"Thank you for your hard work"

"It's not hard" The palace maid lowered her head, her face flushed.

Tang Wen looked at Empress Wu Zetian for a while, and felt that something was wrong.

The corset, the corset is different, the palace maid's corset is embroidered with plum blossoms, and the queen Wu Meiniang's corset is embroidered with peonies.

If Li Zhi knew that his wife had gone into the inner room with someone, after coming out, his corset had changed, and he would not be so angry that he vomited blood.

This kind of destructive thing is absolutely unacceptable.

When the palace maid saw Tang Wen staring at Empress Wu Meiniang's chest in a daze, she would be mistaken, "Master, do you need wide clothes?" ”

"What a wide garment! , your corset is not the same as hers! Tang Wen pointed to Queen Wu Meiniang's chest and said.

"The corset, oh, the master is going to embroider the corset with peonies!" The palace maid showed a sudden look.

"Do you have a way?" Tang Wen grabbed the palace maid's hand and asked.

"Master, you're scratching me." A look of pain appeared on the palace maid's face.

Tang Wen immediately let go of his hand.

"You say"

The palace maid rubbed her little hands and said, "Sister Diao Chan's corset is embroidered with peonies. ”

"Diao Chan, where is it?" Tang Wen almost forgot about this person.

The palace maid stretched out her hand and pointed, "Cleaning the room next door."

"Next door, cleaning the room, such a coincidence." Tang Wen entered the next room with a strange expression.

In the room, Diao Chan, dressed in plain clothes, was wiping the table, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

"Diao Chan"

Diao Chan raised his head suddenly, saw Tang Wen, and was stunned for a moment before lowering his head and saying, "Diao Chan's female official Ren Hongchang pays a visit to the master." ”

Diao Chan's tone was full of resentment, and he deliberately emphasized that he was a female official.

Tang Wen froze for a moment before asking, "Why are you here?" ”

Diao Chan smiled bitterly, "I was caught by my master"

Tang Wen laughed awkwardly, and after a while, he said, "I want to borrow something from you?" ”

"Borrowing something? What is it? Diao Chan raised his eyebrows, a look of confusion.

"Borrow your peony corset." Tang Wen's embarrassing cancer is about to be committed.