After telling the story of death, these girls were probably scared enough, and the three girls squeezed into a bed, and they were shivering on a hot day. The eldest and third didn't come back, and the house was full of me, and I felt a sense of accomplishment.

But then again, I can't scare people, so I started to tell a more light-hearted and witty story.

As an aside, I only send this article to Brother Kong Ergou of "Twenty Years of the Underworld in the Northeast", thanking him for his article to let the people of the whole country know what happened in the Northeast during those 20 years. This article does not involve paranormal events, but it is one of the funniest things I have ever experienced in my life, so I will post it in a narrative tone and share it with all the judges.

At that time, junior high school was the same as "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast", the difference was that I was close to the early 90s, that is, the era when Zhao Hongbing's nephew Xiaobo rose in "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast: Twenty Years of the Underworld". Each school has a ranking of fights, and they are proud to be the first (it seems that we call the first fight here a big stick), you must know that it is useless to study first, and fighting Niu X is the king at that time. The cause of the story is even funnier, it should be the second half of our first year of junior high school, a girl surnamed Lin in our class, and a girl surnamed Zhao in the second grade, in order to grab the first-grade stick to be a boyfriend, that is, to rob relatives and have to go alone, this boy is also obscene enough, promising whoever can get the other party, this boy wants whom, the second Ao.

After all, she is a girl, and she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, so it is not realistic to say that she fights like us boys. The so-called hook refers to the fight after the agreed place, both sides shouted a large number of people to stand behind themselves, one to cheer for themselves, and the other party can rush up if there are few people, a typical way of playing with more and less bullying, which is the most basic routine of modern hooligans.

The duel was scheduled for one afternoon after school, the location was at the school gate, the seventh middle school was sitting north and facing south, in front of the door was Zhonghua Street, my classmate Lin was on the sidewalk on the north side of the street, and the second-grade girl surnamed Zhao was on the sidewalk on the south side of the street. After school in the afternoon of the same day, basically all our first-grade students gathered on the sidewalk on the north sidewalk, after all, it was to cheer up the students of their own grade, of course, more people went with the same mentality as me, with the mentality of watching the excitement; On the other side of the road, there were also a lot of second-graders gathered, and even some social gangsters joined the second-grade team. Because in the early 90s, Hong Kong police and gangster movies were flooded, and many gangsters learned the underworld style in the movie, some even had a toothpick in their mouths, and some learned to dress up like an old boy, revealing half of their arms, and a crayon tattoo on their arms was a little new or something, anyway, it was more imposing than our school uniforms.

School ends at half past 4 o'clock in the afternoon, set to start at 5 o'clock, with the passage of time minute by minute, people gather more and more, there are almost more than 1,000 people on both sides of the road, after all, it is two year groups of students and gangsters, and there are many passing by to see the lively, in the words of Song Dandan, "It is really noisy gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds." "The aunt and uncle who sweep the streets and repair bicycles are scared away, and Zuihou even blocks the bicycle lane.

It's about to be 5 o'clock, the exciting moment is about to begin, because there are a lot of people on both sides, it is impossible to bully more and less, so these two girls can only go to the motorway to fight alone, just when the distance between the two is less than two meters, suddenly the alarm sounded from the east side of the road, and everyone's attention was immediately attracted by the sound. At this moment, a person in the crowd wearing a red suit, tourist shoes, and a big back shouted in a long voice: "The strip is coming, flash quickly!" After shouting, the first one jumped onto the motorway and began to run desperately. The police who got off the police car looked at it, hey, I go, this must be the mastermind, just run fast, four or five policemen began to chase, people on both sides began to watch the excitement, this red suit big back ran that called a fast, you don't see that the legs are not long, but the frequency of can't stand the upside down, didn't run far away from the police, at this time I don't know who is so lacking in morality, tripped him on the way to the big back, like a watermelon, grunt out a long way, just stopped, The policemen also ran up to him out of breath, and four or five policemen surrounded him and kicked him in a circle, scolding "Rabbit cub, let you run!" "Grass, I'm tired of your grandfather and me." "I'll kick you to death!" The big back hugged his head, let the back out, the red suit was printed with black footprints, it was a miserable, I couldn't bear to close my eyes when I saw it.

Because we were all wearing school uniforms and carrying school bags, the police completely ignored us, and because of the arrival of the police, the dispute between the husbands of these two girls was also forced to stop, everyone was able to disperse, and the remaining students who were well-connected began to inquire about where this big back was, so special enough, one person PK group police, completely legendary, this tomorrow will not be on the underworld headlines, after inquiring about the one-year group, no; Inquire about the second year group, and it is not; I asked the thugs who participated in the war, and it wasn't. zuihou reluctantly came to a conclusion - the second Olympics, look at the lively!

It is said that the goods went in and kept claiming to have arrested the wrong person, and after a punch and kick, he finally left the police station and entered the city hospital, so that another new star of the underworld in the city fell.

As soon as I finished speaking, the three girls, who were still trembling with fear, began to laugh backwards and forwards, causing the few people living in the hotel next door to keep banging on the wall of the partition.

The three girls laughed for a while before stopping, "This is too funny, Jia Shu, why did so many interesting stories happen to you." Li Tong asked me, and I scratched my head embarrassedly, "Who knows?" Hey. ”

"And then?" Wang Yan asked, "Yes, who grabbed that boy later?" Xu Yanan added.

"I don't know what happened later, after all, I was stupid at that time, and I didn't pay much attention to the affairs of men and women." After hearing my answer, the three girls in front of them all showed disappointed looks.

So I hurriedly changed the subject, "The eldest and the third won't fall into it, right?" ”

"No, haha!" Wang Yan seems to want the two of them to fall into one.

"Your uncle, it's what you cursed." The eldest and third angrily pushed the door open and entered the house. "What's wrong?" I asked, puzzled, "Boss's phone fell inside." The third child replied to me.

"I'll go, haode is not a bad spirit." I felt a little schadenfreude, so everyone came to the outside of the toilet with chopsticks, the eldest was tall, so his arms were long, and it took a lot of effort to finally get the phone out.

On the way back, I thought that this should be a mantra in Tantra, so after everyone was seated, I began to talk about some words that are not bad spirits.

to be continued