Chapter 34: Professional Liars
Zhao Haosen nodded, if Master Twilight really didn't let the water ghosts in, there would be a corpse standing in front of them. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Wang Junpeng saw that Zhao Haosen actually believed it, and couldn't help but say: "Teacher, don't you know how happy the master and the water ghost are chatting, each one is more polite than the other, and they bow to each other!"
"That's because the water ghosts are coming, and they can't stop it, so I just exchanged a few polite words with it, trying to delay the time. But after waiting for a long time, Zhao Haosen didn't come.
After you went out, the water ghost sat there without saying a word, and I ignored him. When it was almost dawn, he said he was going home, and he left.
Zhao Haosen, what's wrong with you? Haven't seen your figure for a long time? Master Twilight said everything in one sitting, saving them from asking questions one by one.
"Oh, I see!" Wang Junpeng suddenly realized, and looked at Zhao Haosen again, Zhao Haosen was winking at himself, it seems that he wants us to keep the secret that 'he will not attack from a distance'.
"Master, that's right, the teacher was just knocked unconscious by the water ghost, so he didn't go to catch the water ghost." After winking at Zhao Haosen, Wang Junpeng lied to Master Twilight.
"Yes, I was in a coma at the time, I didn't know that the water ghost had gone to the cabin, if I hadn't fainted, I would have fought for my life, and I would have stopped that evil water ghost!" Zhao Haosen secretly gave Wang Junpeng a thumbs up, and then got off the donkey down the slope, saying emotionally.
"I see!" Master Twilight had just gone out at the time, and he was greeting the water ghost, and he didn't even notice Zhao Haosen in the air. So, when I heard this, I believed it directly.
"That's not right! When the water ghost came, it said that it was going to hide for a while, and since it knocked you out, why should it hide? Master Twilight's head suddenly dawned on him, and he found fault with it.
"Huh?" Wang Junpeng and Zhao Haosen said in unison, but they didn't expect Master Twilight to open his head, and the two were instantly embarrassed.
"yes, why are the water ghosts hiding?" Zhao Haosen thought about it for a long time, and suddenly had an idea, and decided to hand over this important task to Wang Junpeng: "That's the case, I was stunned in my head at the time, and I forgot everything after that. Wang Junpeng, let's talk about it! ”
"Teacher, let's just say it!" Wang Junpeng looked at Zhao Haosen and Master Twilight's expectant eyes, and tried to think of a reason, but he couldn't think of it. had to return the heavy responsibility to Zhao Haosen.
Zhao Haosen sneaked next to Wang Junpeng, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice: "Wang Junpeng, you made up your own broken reasons, deal with it yourself!"
Wang Junpeng also learned from Zhao Haosen, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice: "Teacher, I made up the reason to help you, believe it or not, I'll tell the truth now?"
"You're ruthless!" Zhao Haosen was angry, and the consequences were very serious, "After the matter is completed, I will teach you a formation!" ”
"What formation?" Wang Junpeng is not a fool, in case the matter is completed, Zhao Haosen teaches himself a formation that is useless, then he will cry if he wants to cry.
Zhao Haosen looked at Wang Junpeng in surprise, he didn't expect Wang Junpeng to be so smart, he originally wanted to make a perfunctory formation casually, but now it seems that he can only give a good thing.
"After the deed is completed, I will definitely give you a formation that will satisfy you!" Zhao Haosen saw that Master Twilight was about to find an abnormality, and hurriedly said.
Wang Junpeng calmly turned around, looked at Master Twilight who was standing alone, and said calmly, "Master, I just told the teacher what happened.
Here's the thing, the water ghost and the teacher fought for three hundred rounds, and in the end, the water ghost was knocked down, and the teacher was still standing. When the water ghost got up, he ran to the cabin. Eventually, the water ghost entered the cabin, and the teacher finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground.
The teacher insisted on it for a long time before he fell to the ground. What a great perseverance, what a tenacious quality! ”
"Wang Junpeng, you are so level!" Zhao Haosen listened to Wang Junpeng's words, closed his mouth happily, and praised himself shamelessly.
"Zhao Haosen, I didn't expect you kid to be quite tenacious, but you are a Taoist priest, how can your strength be similar to that of a water ghost?" Master Twilight had to admire Zhao Haosen's tenacious perseverance.
"Alas! If I hadn't accidentally burped during a fight, I would have killed that water ghost a long time ago! Zhao Haosen bragged shamelessly, completely forgetting that he couldn't even attack from a distance.
Wang Junpeng looked at Zhao Haosen, who was bragging, and didn't know why he wanted to vomit. looked at the sky, it was already dim: "Teacher, it's already dawn, are you still catching water ghosts?"
"I want to catch you, it's none of my business anyway!" Zhao Haosen didn't care about the goodbye hand, "Look at the master of twilight, I slept all night; Look at us again, I fought all night, you watched all night. Won't you fall asleep? ”
It's okay not to say this, but when he said it, Wang Junpeng was really sleepy, and looked at Zhao Haosen and Master Twilight expectantly: "Then I'll go back to sleep?"
"Go back to sleep, remember to go to that cabin in the forest in the afternoon, and come back in the evening!" Zhao Haosen looked at Wang Junpeng, who was looking forward to it, and said hurriedly.
"Why don't you come during the day? Isn't the water ghost stupid during the day, then you won't be able to fight! Wang Junpeng still remembered that Zhao Haosen said that as long as it is a dark creature, at night, its strength will increase by at least two times.
"You are stupid, during the day, the vigilance of the water ghost is super high, even if you use the spirit charm, it is difficult for it to come out. What's more, it's already been fooled once. Zhao Haosen was angry when he saw Wang Junpeng's rotten wood that could not be carved.
"Oh, I see! Okay, I'm leaving! As soon as Wang Junpeng finished speaking, he ran towards the Luohan Courtyard, the speed was very fast, and it should have been a few days of squatting and the horse steps had worked.
On the way, I suddenly thought that my yin and yang eyes were open, and I had to say that I liked the spell of closing the yin and yang eyes very much: "Li Long is the ugliest!"
The scenery in front of me instantly returned to normal, and the original superfluous 'shadow' disappeared, and it was finally more comfortable to watch.
As soon as I arrived at the dormitory, I turned into a big character and lay on the bed, but after running for a long time, I lost my sleepiness: "Senior brother, are you awake?"
As soon as he said it, Wang Junpeng realized that something was wrong, Shi Jiabao was still in the hospital bed! Anyway, I'm not sleepy anymore, so let's go see Shi Jiabao.
Less than a minute after entering the dormitory, Wang Junpeng left, rented a taxi, came to the hospital, and bought a small basket of apples and two soy milk at the entrance of the hospital.
After a while, I walked to ward 11, and as soon as I opened the door, a sausage came to my face, who made us agile, flashed to the right, and the sausage flew over from the side.