In 2060, Mushan County of Water Blue Star is in the endless mountains, where there are potholes and twists and turns of mountain paths, and today there is a blue courier on the trail, and a small sheep with dual use of people and electricity under his crotch. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info rode into a Zhuangzi in a ravine in Mushan County.

"Xiao Jinghuan! Your SF Express! Come out and sign for it. The courier shouted at a dilapidated mud house.

There was a pig-killing voice in the courtyard:

"Liar, I don't have online shopping, who sent me any bullshit express!" With angry shouts and curses, a big man in flower pants walked out of the earthen house with a furious face.

I saw that this strong man's slightly old face looked about to be 30 years old, more than 1.8 meters tall, and a copper-colored muscle. Probably hasn't washed his hair for at least a few months. The stubble is like a steel needle, giving people a rough and lazy feeling. And the slightly bronzed face is full of masculinity, and it has a bit of the taste of a devil's muscle. At a glance, people know that this is a man that can only be conceived by mountains!

Compared with the man's appearance and figure, what attracts more attention are his two arms. It's not that his arms are so handsome, but the contrast.

The right arm is unusually thick, the forearm alone is as thick as the thigh of an average child, and the wrist is the thickness of a small bowl, strong and powerful. His left arm, on the other hand, was the opposite of his right, which was surprisingly small and only one-fifth the size of his right.

Of course, there was no muscular atrophy gravis in his left arm, because there was a skin on his left arm, and there were more scales on it. In order to prevent the special of the left arm from being discovered, the man tied the wrist of the left arm at the waist with a trouser belt and a flower pants, and wrapped it tightly, for fear that people would see the abnormality.

Yes, Xiao Jinghuan is not an ordinary person, he is a deserter, a deserter from the main god space.

A few years ago, several S-level powers joined forces to resist the main god space, and the main god was destroyed, Xiao Jinghuan decisively fled back to the real world with the fragments scattered around him when the main god was broken.

This left arm has a resounding name Qilin Arm, which is a sealed Qilin Arm.

The past has long passed, and now Xiao Jinghuan is just an ordinary mountain man, there is no way to break the main god space Yes, the shock wave has already seriously injured Xiao Jinghuan, and now Xiao Jinghuan's unicorn arm strength is only the strength of a ten-year-old child, and it lives up to the courage of the year, it is simply useless.

"What's the matter? Scared Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu wilts, he will kill you! The man shouted at the courier at the top of his voice, and although they were less than two feet apart, the man walked out wearing a pair of flower pants and carrying a roll of tissues.

The courier smiled on his face, stretched out his finger and index finger at the man, and rubbed his fingers, "Big brother, big brother." "It's clear that you want benefits.

"I still want benefits!" The man scolded, "You kid, you say you're fat and panting, it's a big deal to give you a cigarette, don't kick your nose in the face!" ”

"Cao Nima, is it easy for Lao Tzu to send a courier!" The courier was also glaring, and shouted with a bluffed face, "Do you want this courier or not!" Sign it if you want it."

"Huh?" The man couldn't help but snort softly, "Is there really a courier mail?" But I don't shop online, where does the express come from? ”

"Give me a cigarette, or I'll go." The courier still stretched out a finger and looked proud.

"If you fool me, I want you to look good!" Xiao Jinghuan threatened to threaten, and he was also quite curious about what it was. Xiao Jinghuan fumbled around his body for a long time and found a pinched cigarette case. There is only one lion in a box of three dollars.

The man skillfully shook out a cigarette and threw it directly to the courier. Now there is nothing in the cigarette box, and I reluctantly glanced at the cigarette box, Lao Tzu's last lion! The man pursed his lips, but he sniffed it first, and took the cigarette case back.

"Phew! This three-piece pack of broken cigarettes. The courier threw over a look that you know.

"The little guy wants to bully Lao Tzu, isn't it! Believe it or not, I won't let you out of our village" Seeing that the courier asked him to light a cigarette, the man couldn't help but curse, but at the same time, he had already found a flint from the small square cloth bag of his jacket.

I saw that he clamped two flints in his right hand, and a fire heart came out and jumped accurately on top of the cigarette.

After lighting a cigarette for the courier, he put away the flint with a shaking hand, and then put it into a small cloth bag.

"Whew...... Ahem...... Damn, this smoke is really rushing! The courier almost choked on tears as he held the cigarette, but he couldn't help but take a few puffs greedily, and only half of a cigarette was left in an instant.

"If you get a little fucking cheap, you can sell it well, hurry up and bring it, and the film will be finished after grinding for a while, my teacher Cang!" The man stretched out his hand directly and said impatiently.

"Bring it? What the? The postman looked at the man blankly.

"You kid owe a cigarette, don't you?" Xiao Jinghuan's face was dark, his teeth creaked, and his face was hideous.

"Hehe, don't, don't, just give it to you." The courier hurriedly smiled, then took out a blue courier from the blue trunk and threw it directly to the man.

"Sign your name here." Before the man could see what the mail was, the courier first stretched out a small courier slip and said.

Xiao Jinghuan wrote the word 'Xiao Jinghuan' crookedly.

"Xiao Jinghuan, isn't it time to have a treat?" The courier said with a smile on his cigarette.

“…… Oh yes! What a blind date invitation is this! When the man named Xiao Jinghuan saw the contents of the courier cover, he reacted and opened his mouth directly at the courier.

"Hee-hee...... It's an invitation to go on a blind date, and I don't know which unlucky wild girl wants to recruit such a bear child as your husband. The courier shook his head and sighed.

"Recruit your woman! When did Lao Tzu report for marriage. Xiao Jinghuan, but a big hand reached out to the postman's neck.

"Wait, Xiao Jinghuan, you still want to deny it, this is SF Express, and you still want to pay 100 yuan, but you still can't rely on it. Anyway, if you sign it, give me the courier fee. The courier hurriedly waved his hand, no one in these ten miles and eight villages didn't know that Xiao Jinghuan had a strong hand, he didn't dare to try it himself, and hurriedly argued, "Look at the address on the recipient,......! ”

"Yes." Xiao Jinghuan stopped at this time, and couldn't help shaking his head, "This is the fuck, who has nothing to tease Lao Tzu!" The little girl was embarrassed to fall in love with Lao Tzu, so she sent an invitation over. ”

"Give 100 oceans" Xiao Jinghuan took out a crumpled Grandpa Mao and handed it to the courier.

"This is not necessarily, you look at what is written on it, the Blue Sky International Club is a great place when you hear it! I heard that there is a person named Lanxiang in Shandong, with 300 beds of stainless steel cow B, which must be no worse! The postman came over and said in a sly manner.

"Get out! Don't be happy with Lao Tzu's poverty! "Bai took a cigarette, where is Xiao Jinghuan angry.

"Phew!" The courier spit out the cigarette butt that was about to burn to his lips, stepped on the little sheep and pulled the handlebar to turn around, and waved his hand at Xiao Jinghuan with a smile, "Xiao Jinghuan, you can do your own research, by the way, don't forget to call me before you get married!" ”

"Roll the calves!" Xiao Jinghuan looked at the back of the courier and spit on the ground vigorously, a cigarette.

"...... Huh......" Xiao Jinghuan couldn't help but smile.

Back in the house, the video was already over, and he didn't bother to replay it. Throw the parcel onto the small mahogany chair and tear it apart little by little. He wanted to see who was talking to him.

And what disappointed Xiao Jinghuan was that such a big post

The courier was only one invitation in it.

Xiao Jinghuan carefully looked at the invitation letter exchanged for 100 oceans, and he really did a decent job. Not only is all the information complete and clearly written, but there is also a photo of a beautiful girl, Xiao Jinghuan was stunned again, he has never been on a blind date in his life! What's more, since escaping back to the real world, Xiao Jinghuan has been living at home, so there may be a girl looking for him,

This can't really be an invitation from a netizen, right? Xiao Jinghuan couldn't help muttering in his heart, and one by one female netizens flashed in his heart.

Although he looks good, the strange gap between the left and right hands makes people stay away, so Xiao Jinghuan, who is already old, is still a single, and there are only two sisters who accompany him, the left hand is called the fifth girl, and the right hand is called the fifth sister, which has created Xiao Jinghuan's otaku personality, in the dark places at home, watching movies on the Internet.

I heard that the old-timers in the township went to Lanxiang Dabaojian, where there are many beautiful women.

This blue sky may be just like that! Xiao Jinghuan thought stupidly.

But when he took a closer look at the invitation, he couldn't help but curse again. The address of the Blue Sky International Club actually reads, 'A small pond in the back mountain of Wangba Village, Mushan County.

A small pond in the back mountain? Isn't it just the place where I go to swim every day, what the hell is there a bullshit international club!

"What a bullshit clubhouse!" Xiao Jinghuan scolded and directly crumpled the invitation into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket.

If you replay it, you're still alone, and you're not afraid of people seeing and hearing it.

After dinner, I rubbed at home for a while, and it was almost afternoon.

It's time to walk the dog again. This dog can't go hungry, and it depends on it for hunting or something. Xiao Jinghuan untied the rope and led the dog out of the door, and he didn't bother to lock the door, anyway, he had nothing to steal.

After Xiao Jinghuan went out, the invitation turned into a strange face, and after a few strange screams, it disappeared into the air.

Xiao Jinghuan held the dog with his hands behind his back and walked leisurely to the back mountain, planning to make a few fish to feed the dog. Xiao Jinghuan hadn't taken a few steps, and a black shadow in the sky fell towards his head, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be an airplane, "I'll wipe it, God you play with me,"

"I don't jerk off again"

"Why did you smash me ...... that plane?"

Xiao Jinghuan wanted to escape very much, but the sky did not follow people's wishes, so he mixed a stone, so Xiao Jinghuan, a deserter from the main god space, lay down on the spot......

At this time, the fragments of the main god in Xiao Jinghuan's soul exuded unprecedented light, and Xiao Jinghuan's body disappeared, as if it had never appeared.

Maybe good people have good rewards, and the lucky Xiao Jinghuan crossed over to the parallel plane of Langya Bang and became the king of Jin in Daliang.

Although Xiao Jinghuan is not a son-in-law, he grew up beside Queen Yan since he was a child, he is well-behaved and sensible, kind, and never treats his subordinates harshly.

There is no way to let Xiao Jinghuan feel inferior since he was a child, since he escaped from the main god space and became a wasted person, his inferiority complex is even better, and now everyone respects him so that Xiao Jinghuan's vanity has been unprecedentedly satisfied, so he is very sorry, he never feels that he is superior to others, and he treats others with sincerity, and is naturally loved by the people.

Xiao Jinghuan inadvertently discovered that the fragments of the main god space formed a blank system, he could develop himself through the will of the host, he could be the host's life helper or a guide to urge the host to become stronger, and he had to see how the person who could use this golden finger.

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