I'm the next Olympics! This Nima hates me, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I go to a place where the wind is the most windy to talk about life with you, and rekindle your hope of survival, Nima can be regarded as letting you give up the idea of suicide, you are actually blown down by the wind, okay if you don't take such a cheat?

Just as I ran to the other party, I found that Ya's body was actually suspended in mid-air, what kind of trouble is this Nima going to make?

But when I looked closely, I found that the leaning place of the other party was covered with silk threads that were difficult to see with the naked eye. It seems that these silk threads block the strength of the other party's fall, and also buy me precious time.

And not only that, the moment I rushed up, the hanging bomb that was sleeping like a dead pig on my shoulder suddenly turned into a rope and wrapped around the other party's wrist, I didn't even use force, and the hanging bomb pulled the other party back.

When this old brother returned to the bridge, his face was like ashes, and he was in a cold sweat. Then the police and doctors rushed over, and several reporters who were so cold that they had a long snot began to take pictures and videos, and I took advantage of the chaos to leave the scene, hiding my merit and fame!

After returning to the car, Wang Lili drove away from the scene as fast as she could, and when the car drove out for a distance, the girl said to me very angrily: "Jia Shu, can you stop meddling, how dangerous it is just now, do you know?" ”

I know that this girl cares about me, and I know how much responsibility I will have to bear if the other party falls just now, but my personality is like this, it is difficult to change by nature.

So I could only smile and say to Wang Lili: "Do more good deeds, and you should accumulate blessings for our future children." ”

After Wang Lili listened, her face turned red and she didn't continue to complain about me, but I began to sort out the question marks in my head one by one.

First of all, who are the two people, black and white? If everyone present didn't see it, it would prove that these two guys are definitely not something that humans can see, could it be that black and white are impermanent? But Nima's guy didn't die just now, why are these two people coming?

Secondly, what's going on with that gust of wind? Is that man going to die? Otherwise, how could the swelling be so coincidental and scrape it when he rekindled his hope for survival, is this providential or man-made?

Again, whose masterpiece is the silk thread behind the man that is invisible to the naked eye? weishenme, that person is going to hide in the shadows to help me? Is he friend or foe?

zuihou, the worm on my shoulder that is now in a state of sleep, what else is there that I don't know? How do I use this bug to face the next enemy?

I was thinking about it when I heard my stomach growl. Next Olympics! I just remembered that from noon to now, I ate a bowl of ramen, and I vomited, is this Nima going to starve to death?

Wang Lili smiled and dragged a convenient bag from the back seat of the car, touched it a few times, and then took out a bag of beef jerky and handed it to me, "Eat, this is what Yuanyuan bought for me at night, I borrowed flowers to give to my favorite husband." ”

After I took the beef jerky, Wang Lili took out a mango from the convenience bag, pinched it in her hand, and smelled the fragrance of the mango while driving.

I have eaten several pieces of beef jerky, Wang Lili is still smelling the fragrance of mangoes, I said to the other party vaguely: "Wife, don't smell it, otherwise the yang energy of the mango will be absorbed by you, and it will not taste good." ”

"Haha, I'm not a goblin, and Mango is not a Tang monk, and I have absorbed all the yang energy, you can figure it out." Wang Lili was happy, but to be honest, she was really beautiful when she smiled.

After laughing for a while, Wang Lili saw that I didn't speak, so she handed over the mango in her hand, "Husband, the yang energy of this mango has been absorbed by me, so you can eat it reluctantly." ”

I took the mango and put it under the windshield of the car, then pinched a piece of beef jerky and brought it to the other person's mouth, swallowing it in one gulp without thinking.

Just watched Wang Lili's cheeks keep moving, and then spit out the beef jerky in her mouth to the ground, and said angrily: "This is beef tendon, can't you chew it?" ”

I smiled evilly and said, "That's right, I just chewed for a long time, and I didn't chew it, I thought it was because my teeth were not good, it seems that the beef tendon is too hard." ”

"Jia Shu, you are a dull soul!" Wang Lili scolded me angrily, I'm proud!

"Niu'er, drive well, my husband invites you to eat early to make amends, okay?" I said happily.

"That's pretty much it." Wang Lili was actually hungry, otherwise she wouldn't have forgiven me for a meal.

I was about to laugh at her for being a foodie, but I felt slimy under my buttocks, could this Nima be in the crotch of her pants? Thinking of this, I looked out, just entered the city, there were many bungalows around, so I lied that I was urgent, asked Wang Lili to park the car aside, grabbed a bag of facial tissues and went to a secluded place. The hard work paid off, and I found a corner around the corner, and after seeing that there was no one around, I stuffed the tissue into the back of the underwear and wiped it, and took it out to see, next Olympics! It's red.

I often hear girls say that they are coming to the aunt, am I coming to the aunt? Thinking of this, I woke up the hanging bomb on my shoulder with a fist, "Your sister, it's not good to plug it in, it's just here, it's okay now!" I yelled viciously at the sky, and the thing looked at me with its innocent little head, and then lowered its head and continued to sleep.

Depressed is depressed, but there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge. With this mentality, I returned to the car and said to Wang Lili with a helpless face: "Niu'er, do you still have sanitary napkins in the car, lend me one!" ”

"What do you ask me to borrow?" Wang Lili couldn't believe her ears, "Lend me a sanitary napkin, I'll come to my aunt!" ”

The other party first counted for a while, and then began to rush at me hahadaxiao. "Where, show me." Wang Lili was naughty and ready to pick up my pants, while I stared at each other with black lines, and my eyes were full of resentment.

Wang Lili stared at me for a while, then smiled and took out a pack of sanitary napkins from her car, and then said to me: "You go to the back seat of the car to change, if there is anything that won't, I can guide you." ”

snatched the sanitary napkin from Wang Lili's hand, and then I came to the back of the car hatefully, took out a sanitary napkin from it, and I began to study it carefully.

The structure of this Nima is so complicated, it is like a special adhesive piece, how to use it? I first read the instructions on the package carefully, anyway, I was dizzy, and then I tore the sanitary napkin open, and after looking at it for a long time, I didn't know where to start.

This is funny for Wang Lili, so I can't hang the joy and go away, and after being happy for a while, the girl said: "You have to take off your pants, and then stick them to your underwear with the sticky side, understand?" Little fools! ”

Next Olympics! It's a profound statement, but I still understand it. So I coughed and said to the other party, "When I change the sanitary napkin, don't peek." ”

to be continued