After solving the problem of Uncle Sun, I hurriedly called Lao Zhao. The old Zhao family lives near the People's Cinema www.biquge.info and is a first-class prosperous area in the city. When we arrived at Lao Zhao's house, the frightened Lao Zhao led us to take a closer look at the haunted glass and bathtub. The glass hangs neatly on the wall, and the bathtub is clean. Having learned the lesson of the last time, I asked Lao Zhao if it would be the reason why he has been under too much pressure recently, or because he has watched too many horror movies.

Lao Zhao's daughter suddenly interjected: "I recently went to the cinema to watch two horror movies, what "Horror Cinema" and "Someone in Bed", but that movie is not scary at all." As soon as Miss Zhao finished speaking, I felt a yin wind hanging, and the watch in my hand vibrate, but when I turned around, the hands of the watch returned to calm.

I opened my phone and searched for the two horror films that claimed to be the most sincere of the year. are all the works of director Zhao Dafeng, and there are a flood of bad reviews on the Internet, saying that director Zhao Dafeng is talented, and it is not easy to make a horror film into a family ethics drama. There is even a penguin website that issued a spicy film review of "On how domestic horror films ask for money and shame".

I searched for director Zhao Dafeng's information again, and found that this director died of illness at his home just last week, and the cause of death is unknown. Hey, that's weird.

appeased Lao Zhao's family and arranged for Fang Xiaoya to take them to the hotel to stay. We started to inspect the house carefully. The slight movement of the watch hand on the wrist indicates that there is something wrong with the house, but it seems to be safer now.

I don't want to, it's rare to live in a rich person's house, I must enjoy it, we use a massage table, we play on the treadmill, we soak in the big bath, we drink high-end red wine. Erpang and Li Qiankun were lying on the leather sofa looking at the LCD TV hanging on the wall, humming comfortably. I ignored them, turned on my computer, searched for these two horror movies, and I always thought that the haunting had something to do with it.

These two movies really lived up to the comments of netizens, leaving all logic behind, and single-mindedly pushing the movie to a climax with a hard-to-make plot. Especially loves to use pornography as a gimmick, either a low-cut heroine with an exaggerated expression, or a supporting actress who only wears a pair of underwear and complains to the audience from time to time. The most terrifying scene in it is nothing more than reaching out to steal the audience's popcorn, and then pasting the audience. The most important thing is that all the ghosts are either the second female or the second male pretend.

After watching the movie, I sighed to Er Fat and Li Qiankun: "This is really shameless." What's so scary? It seems that Lao Tzu can also be a director. ”

As soon as the words fell, the lights in the house made a screeching sound, flickering on and off, and the TV suddenly turned into a snowflake spot. We hurriedly smeared the willow leaf water prepared in advance, I looked down at the pointer, although there was a turn, but it was not obvious, this thing didn't look so fierce.

Just as I was thinking, I suddenly heard a sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and I hurried over. Before Er Fat and Li Qiankun could come in, the bathroom door slammed shut.

I subconsciously looked in the mirror, only to find that the bathroom mirror had become very transparent, and there was only one of my face inside. Not to mention, he's quite handsome. I was narcissistic, and I was horrified to find that the corners of my eyes were starting to bleed. I touched it with my hand, and no, I really saw the hell.

At this moment, there was a gurgling sound behind me, and I subconsciously glanced back to see that the flush toilet was gushing blood.

"This is going to kill me, right?" I was a little scared at this point, leaning my back against the bathroom door and staring at the flush toilet.

After a few more moments, a bloodied, pale and thin hand came out of the toilet bowl and landed on the edge of the toilet, followed by the other.

With both hands outstretched, a head with black hair slowly floated out of the blood from the toilet, and it seemed that something that didn't know what kind of monster was slowly crawling out of the blood of the toilet!

Sensing that something was wrong, I quickly took two steps forward and slammed the thing on the top of the head. When the thing is kicked and it lets out a "squeak!" Then its two hands suddenly became very long, and they went straight around my back and pinched my neck.

I felt suffocated for a while, but I couldn't break free, and I tried to break the two thin arms, only to find that they were as strong as iron rods and steel bars, and they couldn't break at all!

The monster's head finally poked out of the blood of the toilet bowl, and it was a pale and blue woman's face, with rotten lips and a few teeth exposed, and when she left the toilet water, she suddenly reached out and stopped face to face in front of my face.

"Be afraid! Tremble! The female ghost cracked and laughed.

"Don't scare Lao Tzu, fuck you!"

I was suffocated for a long time and smashed it with all my palm, trying to smash the head of the woman in front of me, but I didn't expect that this woman's head was harder than iron.

At this time, the female ghost made a strange sound of "zizi" from her mouth, and a pair of terrifying eyes looked at me with extreme fierceness, and then she suddenly opened her lipsless mouth to a huge size, and bit me on the head violently......

I fell to the bathroom floor without a sound, and before I passed out, all I thought about was "Fortunately, I didn't scare my pee."

When I woke up again, I noticed something quite weird. I was lying on the sofa, with Er Fat and Li Qiankun standing on either side. In the middle is a middle-aged ghost with a big belly.

Li Qiankun couldn't help but smile and said, "Viagra, as soon as you enter the bathroom, we feel that something is wrong." Hearing you shouting and screaming, the second fat brother knocked the door open and found that you had fainted on the ground. ”

"I'm not fainting, I'm pretending to be asleep!" I glared at him unhappily. Let's get rid of the demons, can we use "dizzy"?

"Yes, yes." Er Fat continued: "I found that you were asleep, Li Qiankun was in a hurry, and gave the toilet ghost a palm thunder, and that guy immediately showed his original form and surrendered, hey, it's this guy." Erfat pointed to the middle-aged fat ghost squatting on the ground.

"Get up, get up." I kicked the middle-aged ghost. "Tell me what's going on." I'm also very curious, this guy is really not strong, he can't even catch a thunderbolt in Li Qiankun's palm, it's not as good as that rattan, how can he scare people so much.

"My name is Zhao Dafeng, and I am a director." The middle-aged ghost stood up and said slowly.

"Wait, you're the one who made those disgusting horror movies?" I lit a cigarette and asked curiously.

"That's not what I intended." Zhao Dafeng shouted: "I used to make documentaries, and then an investor approached me to shoot a horror film, which was low-cost." I agreed, but when I started shooting, I realized that it wasn't like that. ”

"Why?" I do have some curiosity.

"If you want to make a horror film in China, first, there can't be too many dead people in the film; Second: no ghosts can appear in movies; Third: it can't be too bloody. Otherwise, I won't let it be broadcast. Zhao Dafeng said depressedly.

I quickly stood up, held Zhao Dafeng's hand and said, "Director Zhao, we all misunderstood you." "With such strict restrictions, I believe that even Spielberg is here, and he can only shoot at this level.

"Yes, after two films in a row, I couldn't bear to watch them myself, and on the day the movie was released, I hid at home and didn't dare to go out, and drank alone. Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and I fainted before I could see who it was when I opened the door. When I woke up again, I found myself in the movie theater, and I had become a ghost. Zhao Dafeng was obviously a little depressed.

I asked with some doubts: "Then why do you want to harm the old Zhao family?" ”

"Who made their daughters babble non-stop after watching the movie, I thought about just forbearance, who knew that she also wrote a comment on the Internet." Zhao Dafeng said indignantly.

"What kind of comment?" Erfat asked.

"On how to ask for money and shamelessness in domestic horror films" Zhao Dafeng was a little embarrassed. "I scare people just to prove that it's not my ability to make horror movies well, I can design scary scenes, the key is not to let me shoot. Look, aren't you scared too? ”

"I fell asleep!" Again, I emphasize. "Are you still ready to be scary?" I asked him.

"No, no, I'm already satisfied that I can scare the mage who slayers the demon." Zhao Dafeng looked at us expectantly and said, "I've thought of several methods, do you want to try it?" ”