Chapter 90: Zootopia (I)
Chapter 90: Zootopia (I)
Three years later, the streets of Hong Kong were bustling with traffic
“…… Good morning, listeners! Now for you, the morning news is played...... First of all, the executive summary is that since the restructuring of Hong Kong's economy, the prospects for revival are gratifying, with GDP growth of more than 10 percent last year. In view of the fact that there are more than 90,000 immigrants of foreign origin in Hong Kong, the central government encourages Hong Kong to continue to make use of the racial advantages of its residents to vigorously develop the tertiary industry, including the entertainment industry and tourism......"
In the middle of the street, which is blocked and difficult to walk in the middle of the street because it is the rush hour for work, Daiya, a rabbit-eared lady who has been married, sits on a family-type electric car, holding the steering wheel boredly while watching the morning news program on the car's LCD TV.
Compared with the desolate and dilapidated scene of the South China Sea crisis three years ago, Hong Kong has recovered from the trough of economic collapse, and the once empty streets have once again become crowded and congested. The once depressed shops are thriving again and full of customers, giving the city once again its charming appearance as the "Pearl of the Orient". It's just that Hong Kong's economic pillar today seems to be a bit different from what it used to be......
The current economic recovery of Hong Kong is largely due to the opening of the "Gate of the Otherworld" and the influx of a large number of beast-eared immigrants: I don't know if it is due to genetics, the gender ratio of the various sub-human races in the fantasy world is generally unbalanced, and the number of males is far less than that of females.
Therefore, since the previous year, tens of thousands of beast-eared girls who have been engaged in the entertainment, tourism and customs industries have suddenly become a beautiful new scenery that attracts the attention of tourists from all over the world, and has effectively promoted the transformation of Hong Kong from a financial city to a tourist city.
Of course, at the same time, it has also transformed Hong Kong's international image from a "mysterious Oriental Pearl" into a "Crazy Zootopia......
“…… That's the end of today's morning news, and the next is to play the new song "Meow Plus Meow Yo" by the Little Wildcat Girl Troupe......"
“…… Meow!! Meow! Meow Yo Meow Yo Meow Yo ......"
In an instant, the newscaster in a suit and leather shoes with a serious expression disappeared from the screen of the car TV and was replaced by a group of cat-eared loli holding toy stone spears, dressed in highly revealing sexy savage fur suits, bouncing around the campfire and singing meowing cute ballads......
“…… Alas, Hong Kong today! It's really becoming a 'zootopia'......"
Looking at the cat-eared girl singing cute ballads on the screen, the rabbit-eared lady Daiya sat in the driver's seat and sighed so much that it was not only the entertainment program on TV, but also the cute figures of all kinds of beast-eared girls on the billboards and square screens around the street: cow girl, dog ear girl, wolf queen, fox girl, cat woman, rabbit girl, winged man, mermaid, harpy banshee...... Although the total number of orcs of all races who immigrated to Hong Kong is less than 100,000, it has brought earth-shaking changes to this large city with a population of millions, making it almost less like a human settlement!
In order to build the brand of New Hong Kong as a "fantasy and otherworldly tourist city", Hong Kong's human citizens have also brought cat ears, rabbit ears, dog ears, horns, elf false ears and other accessories, so that tourists from all over the world can have a refreshing and worthwhile feeling when they arrive in Hong Kong.
As a result, as soon as any foreign tourist arrives in Hong Kong, he will be dazzled by the beast-eared girls and pseudo-beast-eared girls on the street for the first time......
The adoption of those little rabbit girls and kitten girls who were abandoned by their mothers is not only encouraged and subsidized by the state, but also has become a fashion for the upper and middle classes in Hong Kong. In the future, there is still no way to open up to the mainland and overseas, the rabbit girl can give birth to three or four to five or six rabbits in one child, and can give birth to two children a year, but the headhunter rabbit clan in the fantasy world is a matriarchal clan, and there is no concept of family and marriage, and often the child is lost to the father or orphanage, and then he does not know where to go: so naturally he can only invite enthusiastic Hong Kong citizens to adopt.
In short, driven by economic pressures, Hong Kong is increasingly evolving into a "zootopia......
Of course, Dai Ya, a former time-traveling woman who has become a rabbit-eared lady returning from another world, is also one of the components of this fantasy street scene in Hong Kong.
Well, it should be added that the three little rabbits in her family are different from those headhunter rabbit female warriors who leave them alone after giving birth, Dai Ya is still very precious to the three little princesses of her family, at least she has basically fulfilled her duties as a mother.
Now, she is on the way to drive the little rabbit to kindergarten, and is in an endless traffic jam as usual......
“…… Mom, haven't you reached kindergarten yet? …… Will you be late? …… Huh? Why are you still on the way? ”
In the back seat of the electric car, her daughters, the three rabbit-eared young girls who had been dozing all the way, seemed to be woken up by the sound of music on the car TV, and they all rubbed their sleepy eyes and raised their heads, muttering.
Looking at the cute appearance of her daughters, Rabbit Ear Niang Daiya couldn't help but feel soft in her heart, as if her heart was about to melt.
“…… Yes...... It seems that there is a case in front of it, so the traffic jam is particularly serious. Mom has hot milk here, do you want to drink it? ”
“…… Thank you Mom, I want strawberry flavor! …… I want it to be grape-flavored! …… People don't want it......"
Just as the rabbit-eared girls were holding super-small thermos cups and drinking hot milk, there was a commotion not far ahead. Dai Ya quickly opened the car window to look over, and couldn't help but stare at it, and a burst of scolding and shouting conversations also came into her keen rabbit ears.
“…… Hold it! You thief! Your accomplices have already been arrested, so don't hurry up and arrest them! ”
“…… Bah! Only a fool will stand still! Flightless fools! I saw a thief Lori of the harpy race, carrying a sack full of stolen goods, bouncing back and forth on the top of cars and billboards flexibly, and flapping her wings from time to time to fly for a while, so tired that the policemen on the ground who couldn't fly were out of breath, but she was helpless If it wasn't for the stolen goods bag being too heavy and not flying too far, she might have already broken out of the encirclement and flew away.
There is no way, China is still not as rich as the US imperialist police, and it is not equipped with police helicopters!
However, this does not mean that the flying subhuman race can really do whatever they want in Hong Kong, especially when this harpy Lori was still carrying a heavy stolen goods to show off her might, just when she jumped on the roof of a pergola of a breakfast shop, three policemen armed with net guns suddenly appeared, accompanied by a few muffled sounds of "bang bang", the harpy Lori who was caught off guard was wrapped into a zongzi, and then an upside-down green onion fell down.
“…… ok! Call it a day! This stupid bird is really stupid, do you really think that we humans can't help her?! ”
Although the orcs of the other world were allowed to immigrate to Hong Kong, they all used Doraemon's black technology prop "sleep learning device" in the other world, and through the method of instilling knowledge through brain waves, they mastered Chinese, English, and the legal system and common sense of modern society in the shortest possible time. But the problem is that the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change. As the low-level inhabitants of the Falmatt continent, there were originally many traitors among the orcs. Before, under the strict discipline of the purification camp and rattan electric batons, I still knew a little bit of the rules, but after entering Hong Kong, I soon reverted to my old ways. Among them, those who sell cuteness sell cuteness, those who sell meat sell meat, and those who ask for support seek support...... But there are also those who join criminal gangs and take advantage of the chaos to rob homes and houses.
However, because of this, the incident of the Hong Kong police chasing all kinds of beast-eared girls on the street has also become an indispensable alternative scenery for tourists from all over the world in the eyes of tourists from all over the world......
In short, after the Harpy thieves were captured, the traffic on the street, which had been blocked for a long time, began to move slowly again.
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Next, after driving an electric car on the street for a long hour, Dai Ya, the mother of the bunny girl, finally sent her three little rabbits to the kindergarten, in order to promote the integration of the orc immigrants and the modern society of Hong Kong, the orc cubs who immigrated to Hong Kong were forced to study in the kindergarten with human children, and the required expenses were all subsidized by the government. In general, the implementation of this system is of great practical significance to the "animal city" of Hong Kong. Of course, due to problems with racial habits and biological characteristics. It also inevitably brings all kinds of troubles and problems.
For example, as a nocturnal animal, the cat-eared girl and young girl are always sleepy and dozing off during the day, sleeping more and waking less every day, but at night they are more energetic...... Well, but a lot of human kids seem to be like that, too. The black-bellied rabbit-eared girls and young girls especially like to use their particularly sensitive ears to eavesdrop on the whispers of their friends, and then go to the teacher to make a small report. Then, as carnivores, werewolf girls and fox-eared girls generally have a certain degree of violent tendencies, and they bite their classmates with their pink mouths open for three days, well, and sometimes they bite teachers and parents.
Fortunately, the werewolves in Fermatt are completely different types from the werewolves in "Harry Potter", and they are not contagious at all. Even if someone is unfortunate enough to be bitten by a werewolf, all they need to do is apply a little iodine wine, and they don't have to worry that they will inexplicably grow hair on a full moon night, and then run out into the wild to whine at the moon...... As for the problem of picky eating of beast-eared mothers of various ethnic groups, it is only a trivial matter.
In any case, although there are all kinds of joyful fights and conflicts, as well as many conflicts that can't be imagined, after all, they are just a group of children a few years old, and they are still controlled within the normal kindergarten fighting level...... Well, probably!
“…… Meow, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep a little longer...... Wait until lunch to wake me up......"
“…… Teacher, I just heard that! Chu Bai and Wang Jianqiang plan to steal pudding from the canteen warehouse again! ”
“…… Whew! Stop me over there! See if the old lady doesn't bite you to death! ”
“…… Teacher! Teacher! Help me! Helo's little she-wolf seems to have had a rabies attack! It's going to bite again! ”
“…… Teacher! Don't listen to his nonsense, who asked her to pluck the hair on someone's tail first! Whew! It hurts so much! ”
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As soon as I stopped the car in the kindergarten, I heard such a joyful and noisy noise, the rabbit-eared lady Daiya sighed helplessly, turned around and took her little rabbits out of the car one by one, and did not forget to rub their hair and rabbit ears one by one, and kissed everyone's face by the way:
“…… Wenwen, Fangfang, Mengmeng, you have to listen to the teacher in kindergarten! Mommy went to work! Remember not to grab other children's tails, but also to protect your own...... After school, I also have to stay in the kindergarten obediently, waiting for my mother to drive to pick me up! Don't eat the strange things given by the strange aunt and the strange aunt, be careful of being abducted and sold in the ravines......"
“…… Got it, got it! Mommy is so long-winded! ”
Seeing her three little rabbits carrying red schoolbags and jumping into the classroom, Dai Ya, the mother of the rabbit ear girl, rubbed the corners of her eyes a little tiredly, turned around and glanced at the electronic clock in the car, and suddenly couldn't help but sigh, "...... Alas, it's late again today! ”
But in any case, tardiness is not as serious as direct absenteeism...... So, after lamenting, she continued to start the car and drove to Hong Kong Disneyland, where she once worked, and now "Fantasy Beast Ear Lady Paradise......
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PS: While this book is not over, I will answer a Japanese history question raised by readers, about seppuku in period dramas...... It's not the same as what was filmed on TV, after the end of the Warring States period, Japanese samurai actually rarely committed suicide by seppuku. During the reign of the first three Tokugawa shoguns, there were several cases in which samurai were ordered to seppuku on a large scale. When the forty-seven righteous men of the Ako Domain arrived in "Loyal Ministers", when they were ordered by the shogunate after taking revenge, they had already asked the prisoner to take a small wooden knife and slash it on the stomach, and then the wrong person behind him swung the knife and cut off the head, which was actually just a beheading. Because the samurai's seppuku execution is public, if you show any ugliness because of the severe pain at the time of seppuku, it will be made fun of by the onlookers and affect the image of the entire samurai class, so the shogunate simply cheats, and the meaning is enough, of course, if you really commit seppuku at home, no one cares. And then to the back, the increasingly abandoning shogunate, is already even bloody to cut off the head in public, all the samurai who were sentenced to seppuku, most of them took medicine in prison to "euthanasia", and after death, the corpse was beheaded "wrong", and then took a mat to wrap it and let the family collect the body, saving the stomach and intestines from flowing all over the place, and it was troublesome to collect the corpse. Until the end of the Edo period, the shogunate turned a blind eye to this.
In short, Japanese society in the middle and late Edo periods, because of its long-term peace, was almost the same as modern Japan in many concepts, and even more civilized and humane than the Qing Dynasty of the same period. The later era of militarism was the manifestation of rampantness, counter-current, and non-conformity with national habits.
Conclusion: The Japanese nation has actually been a relatively decadent nation since ancient times, and the decades of the old imperial era were the "rampage of the dead house".