"Why does "Fart God Decision" still suit my appetite, why does this mean something? It seems to be asking me to eat fart.,And asked me if it suited my taste.,I said fart.,Although I'm not even a fart in your eyes.,But you can respect me too! ”

Dahu's face was a little ugly when he heard this, and he counted the farts in his mind. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oh, hehe...... I'm sorry little Lizi, the old man has always talked like this, don't take it to heart, maybe you will get used to it after a long time, and now you will be some!"

Fart Zun said apologetically.

"Well, well! Let's talk about what's so great about your "Fart God Decision" first! ”

Although Dahu felt that the name of this exercise was a little indecent, it contained a divine word, which made Dahu have a little interest in this exercise.

"Haha...... Speaking of this set of exercises, the old man didn't blow it to you! I think that back then in our world, the old man was just a miscellaneous disciple in a mere division, and his qualifications were also very ordinary, but, hehe......, some people understood the way of heaven, life and death, cause and effect, falsehood, and all the avenues could be achieved, but the old man only understood the word fart, although it was a word, but fart, it is a common breath for everyone, it seems ordinary but extraordinary, but everyone ignores this thing. ”

"The avenue of the world is ubiquitous, and it is easy to understand, easy to understand, easy to learn, and easy to understand. A fart collapsed for thousands of miles, and the grass and trees were dusty. The old man realized the fart, so that he could get away with it, no one could beat him, how powerful! ”

Fart Zun boasted.

"Sounds good, but I don't know how to use it? Can you show me how easy it is? ”

Dahu was a little skeptical of what the fart said, after all, hearing is false, and seeing is believing. So the big tiger asked the fart to show it.

"This is a bit difficult, I'm a soul now, and it's hard to use some mana, so I can't show it to you."

Fart's voice explained to the big tiger with some frustration.

"Damn, it's just bragging!"

When the big tiger heard this, he thought about it, how could such a terrible guy become a soul body, it seems that there must be water in it.

"Whether this cow is blown or not, as long as you practice, you will know! Okay, I'll put this set of exercises in your mind now, you can practice it for a few days first, and if you can, you can continue to practice, if not, I'll find you a few other sets of exercises. ”

After speaking, the fart Zun directly played a few tricks in the big tiger's mind, and in less than a moment, the big tiger's mind had a lot of unfamiliar formulas.

"Farts are the breath of the human body, how can it not be let go. Fart......"

Dahu silently looked at the mantra of the fart magic formula in his mind, feeling that the mantra was ordinary and indecent, and Dahu was not interested in it.

"I said, what are you doing! Could it be that a casual fart can kill people, to be honest, I'm not interested in this thing! ”

"Alas! I said little plums! What is good-looking is not necessarily delicious, beautiful is not necessarily useful, as the saying goes, people can't look good, and this thing can't look at the appearance, and this exercise! Of course, you can't comment with good words, the most important thing is that it is useful to you! ”

After seeing what the big tiger meant, he immediately began to explain in his mind.

"Hmmm! Okay, I'll try it first, if I can practice! ”

Dahu had no choice but to agree.

"That's right! Trust me, you'll thank me one day, okay! Let's not talk nonsense, you should hurry up and practice according to the mantra above, if nothing else, with your current situation, it should not be a problem to enter the first layer of qi cultivation at dawn. ”

After saying that, he didn't bother the big tiger, so he found a suitable position, put on what he thought was the coolest and most comfortable position, and lay down and pretended to sleep.

The big tiger sat cross-legged and silently began to cultivate according to the fart mastery, but the big tiger had just started to run the magic formula, and the so-called Dao power, mana and internal force in the body were all integrated into one and began to swim along the seven meridians and eight veins in an instant, but after a cycle, the three forces disappeared, so that a new thing appeared, qi, true qi, this is the kind of fart Zun said to remove the false and retain the truth, remove the three forces of hypocrisy, and only keep the true true qi.

At this time, the speed at which the true qi circulated in the Great Tiger's body was much faster than that of the three false powers, which the Great Tiger could clearly know from the changes in his body.

...

"Dangdang dang dang..."The bell rang again in the middle of the night, and eleven crisp rings told us that the night was coming, and it was time for us to go to sleep, but in the main room next to the big tiger, there were bursts of fog, and Sen Sen was cold and some strange screams appeared in the room.

"Hello mother-in-law!"

The female ghost Xiaolu appeared and bowed slightly, like a ghost old lady.

"Well, Xiaolu, I wonder if that kid has helped us inquire about those things for so long?"

The ghost old lady said leisurely behind the appearance.

"Xiaolu doesn't know, why don't I go over and ask?"

The female ghost Xiaolu replied in a gentle and sweet voice.

"Well, it's okay, you go over quietly and take a look, if this kid does something indecent in the room, hehe, you can help him by the way, he seems to be still a place, it's good for you, hehehe, but remember to pay attention to the size, don't get it, it's not good to hurt his vitality."

The ghost old lady looked at the female ghost Xiaolu who was a little beautiful.

"My mother-in-law said that I went, I am a ghost and he is a human, we are ghosts and ghosts, how can we..."

Xiao Lu replied with a delicate blush.

"Uh, hehe, it may be that my wife is troublesome, you can go and take a look!"

The ghost old lady arranged.

"It's my mother-in-law."

After the female ghost Xiaolu finished speaking, she walked towards the big tiger's room.

"Ahh

As soon as Xiao Lu touched the door of the big tiger, she was blocked by a red light.

"Well, what's wrong Xiaolu."

The ghost old lady saw that Xiaolu was pushed back by the red light before she went in, and asked with concern at the moment.

"Mother-in-law, he seems to have put some talismans on the door to restrain us, and it doesn't seem like he was being disturbed by us."

The female ghost Xiaolu came to the ghost old lady and explained.

"Well, it seems that yes, we still don't bother him! Alas! What about the old guy and the two little bunnies? ”

The ghost old lady saw that the big tiger gate was banned, and knew that she didn't want anyone to disturb her, so she simply ignored it. But in a blink of an eye, I remembered the old thing, and the two little things.

"Back to my mother-in-law, Xiaolu doesn't know."

The ghost girl replied respectfully.

"Well, I'm going to be naughty somewhere, but it's okay for this old thing to be so old, alas, let them go! Let's hope we don't get into any big trouble! ”

The ghost lady muttered to herself after listening to Xiao Lu's words. However, when she saw Xiao Lu's respectful appearance, the ghost old lady's wrinkled face showed a few smiles.

"Xiaolu, let's go out for a walk! It's hard enough to stay here all day and cultivate, so let's go out for a walk! It's also a distraction. ”

"Listen to my mother-in-law!"

Xiao Lu replied respectfully.

"Uh, hehe..."

After a while, the figures of the ghost old lady and Xiao Lu disappeared into the room.