Chapter 26 Uncle Yokooka's bushido
The fighting sound of the costume samurai drama sounded on the screen inside the knife and knife house, and every time you make a big move, you have to shout out, idiot!
It's a real 3D effect, but it's a pity that I didn't wear 3D glasses!
"Hiss!" Vipers flock around Jessica, wary of enemies!
The background music of the samurai fight has a sense of tension in an ambush on all sides. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Righteous Jun has been determined to be a good policeman since he was a child, and the time has come for him to "dedicate himself" to world peace. But in fact, he was very scared, frightened, and wanted to run away, but his legs just didn't obey him, and the people around him ran away!
"Why can't you kill her, monster!"
"Ahh......h
The five bullets of the small revolver are finished, and in five seconds, the righteous gentleman has become a real man!
"Three thousand worlds, one hundred and eight troubles, karma, six reincarnations......" This is a Japanese monk, host, and mage? Anyway, judging from his voice, his body shape is definitely not a monk or a lascivious Maitreya master!
The loud and rough voice of the man behind the righteous monarch vaguely saw the last samurai in the wind and rain, wearing broken armor and drawing swords to meet the enemy, clogs stepping through countless corpses, blood and mud, walking towards the new battlefield, welcoming the glory of blood!
"Ghostly, Indra!"
"Vacuum Buddha Slash!"
The mountain-like body was like a purple streamer, and the sharp blade cut through the surrounding air, and the instant vacuum made Righteous Jun clearly feel his heartbeat and tinnitus!
The extremely fast cutting of the blade can even make the injured person's cells heal before they react, and the extremely fast speed can even make the dead think that they are still alive!
Arashi, who once conquered Japan with a blade!
Jessica ushered in the collapse of the apocalypse, a bloody mark gradually appeared in the center of her head, an extremely bloody scene, her head was divided into two halves, the spine of blood-red bone stubble, the incision was very flat, and a gray-white brain marrow fell! And the surrounding snakes, when the wind blows, the head and body are separated, and the wind is swept away!
The mountain-like samurai bent down and half-knelt on the ground, slowly closing the scabbard, his eyes intertwined with countless emotions.
"Master, I'm guilty, I violated Lan's rules, even if I bear sins all my life, I have to carry out my beliefs......"
"Maybe no one will understand me, the strong are always lonely......"
"Use my sword to cut off the cause and effect of this world......
"Hey, oh... Small table...... Mulberry! Righteous Jun was excited in his heart, a sense of melancholy similar to the melancholy of a hero who loves a hero and cherishes a hero!
What a majestic back, vicissitudes, how much did he go through, a legendary samurai......
There is no doubt that the bullfrog man in front of him with "long legs, round waist and big belly" - the owner of Henggang shopkeeper, once had a blood-stained knife in his hand, and once reflected the blood-colored remnant sun on the cutting board - a sashimi bunding (a sharp knife for making sushi).
"Little niece, uncle is here!" Blood Lotus, unconscious.
That square-faced man, the "struggle" turban on his head is stained with oil and green onions, he must not be an ordinary person, he sells takoyaki!
Jessica's giant snake-like hand was cut off, and after losing contact with the body, the giant python was still scurrying around, in order to avoid hurting the innocent, Uncle Henggang nailed it to the ground with a kitchen knife, the snake eyes on both sides of the blade were not closed, the snake was still spitting out the core, and its mouth was frighteningly open, but it was finally dying......
"Brother policeman, fortunately!"
Uncle Yokooka maintains a sense of mystery like a samurai, and no matter what Justice-kun thinks, he turns his back on him!
"My name has long been gone with the wind, and today, I am just a passerby......"
", such a ecstasy, what kind of bushido man is he, no, he's a knight!"
"Uncle Henggang, your takoyaki is very good, my mother said, it has the taste of her hometown!"
The north wind blows ......
Uncle Henggang was holding a rag on his face, and he had maintained a sense of mystery for so long, but he was actually broken by the righteous gentleman!
"It's not a secret, under the name of Yokozuna Taro, a member of the Arashi Ghost Sect, he used to be a ......"
Uncle Henggang held the righteous gentleman who was shorter than him in his left hand, stared at him earnestly, his eyes were full of vicissitudes of the past, and he put a beautiful hand and pinned the sushi knife to the waistband of his trousers!
"Your Excellency's mother's surname!"
"Yuriko Uesugi ......"
"Where is Lingtang's hometown?"
"Sapporo!"
"Oops, my hometown too, no wonder!"
"She said that every time she ate the takoyaki you made, it reminded her of her deceased father, Ito......" Justice-kun's voice weakened. Ito, Kogoro Ito!
“……”
"The ...... of the Dead Father. ”
Uncle Henggang's eyes were hazy, and the half-moon moon rose in autumn, as if he vaguely heard the hustle and bustle of the battlefield, and the deathbed entrustment of his dead comrades-sister-in-law, help me take care of her!
Looks like it's time for him to take care of Justice-kun's mother - uh, I've watched too many samurai dramas, yy!
"Xiaolan, don't look at that bullfrog, it's a pervert!"
Uncle Henggang felt bitter in his heart...... People don't wear their underwear on the outside or on their heads......
A mother and daughter hiding in the store walked out, taunting Uncle Henggang with disdain and tacit understanding all the way.
However, the matter is so critical, they don't save people, they are still idle here, damn!
"Little brother, I'll leave the rest to you!"
A samurai's entrustment, a samurai with a kitchen knife, a hero cherishes a hero, and in the coming day, we will "cook octopus yaki in a small shop and talk about heroes"!
"Sin, Amitabha ......"
Uncle Henggang didn't really think about anything in his heart, he just wanted to "get to know" the mother of the righteous king, maybe they would have a square dance or something together!
By the way, Uncle Henggang's home is near here, in the residential community opposite Daodaozhai, his shop is estimated to be miserable.
"Ha, it's okay, go back ......"
"Oh Jisang (uncle)......" Righteous Jun felt his lower body tighten, and his bladder was swollen!
"Oh Jisan!" The righteous king shouted desperately!
"Eh, why don't I see such a thing?"
Jessica, the blood rose whose head has been split by a sushi knife, her headless corpse actually stood up, her hands bathing snakes, snake scales rubbing against each other, making a metallic sound, bathing snakes, that is a terrifying snake that even hedgehogs can swallow and digest!
On a desert island in Australia, many hedgehogs live. At first, no animal dared to prey on them. Because once they encounter an enemy, they immediately curl up into a ball, relying on spikes to deal with the enemy, which will always discourage the enemy.
Later, a novel poisonous snake appeared on the desert island, and they were able to deal with the hedgehogs on the island. As soon as the novelty snake encounters a hedgehog curled up into a ball and erects spikes, it will swallow it in one bite. After swallowing, the viper did not suffer any harm.
Scientists caught such a snake for study. When the snakes' bodies were dissected, scientists found that their throats and stomachs were as hard as iron. This is puzzling for scientists.
This problem was not resolved until 1938. At that time, a scientist went to the desert island again to investigate, and caught a relatively small novel poisonous snake in a cave. When I opened the snake's body, it was full of spikes in its throat and stomach. A small portion of the thorn has fallen off and been replaced by a callon.
It turns out that when this venomous snake is born, its throat and stomach are full of sharp thorns, and under these conditions, the baby snake can only move slightly, and although it is scarred by the stings, it must endure until the day when the thorns fall off and become a cocoon. Scientists have confirmed that the duration of this tolerance is around 10 years. It turned out that 10 years of patience was just to sharpen the thorns, just to one day transform into a king who can devour hedgehogs. (Quoted from web resources here)