Chapter Ninety-Nine: Under the Wine
"Sir......," he asked. Or white vinegar? ”
Guo Yun shook his head and said, "I want a jar of honey."
The salesman nodded, at least this time it's a little more normal, isn't it? Then he ran to the counter and took a small bottle of osmanthus nectar, Guo Yun grabbed it in his hand, unscrewed the lid of the honey can, and then raised his head and drank it again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The salesman was dumbfounded, watching the honey the size of the drink bottle enter the person's stomach little by little, after drinking it all, Guo Yun threw the bottle to the counter vigorously, licked the corner of his mouth A little like a syrup-like sweetness, this bottled honey is very light, it is obvious that the honey is mixed with something else, and it is not much different from drinking a drink.
Unscrupulous manufacturer, Guo Yun scolded in a low voice, it doesn't make a difference if it's not enough, as long as it's sweet, it will help with hangover, because the glucose in it will protect the liver, Guo Yun is top gun, and he wants to get drunk.
Then he walked out of the convenience store in high spirits, leaving the salesperson at a loss.
Hi Shao saw Guo Yun return to the table as if he was fine, and said, "It's okay, kid, I didn't expect to underestimate you."
Guo Yun said with a strong smile: "It's too late for you to admit defeat now."
Hi Shao said: "For the sake of the little beauty, I just drank to death here, and I want to win you"
Guo Yun turned his head to look at the little beauty, and said with some jealousy: "It's not your turn to drink to death" and then felt that this sentence seemed to be a little too cowardly, so he said: "Then I'll drink you to death first"
After that, the two of them began to destroy the beer on the table like a beer machine.
Gradually, Guo Yun found that although this Hi Shao was already dizzy, it didn't seem to be so easy to pour him down, he seemed to be able to drink a lot, and now, the strength of those drinks seemed to be about to come up, as if he was about to fall.
You can't just lose like that, right? Guo Yun forced himself to do it, and it was eight bottles of wine in his stomach, and the two of them were already almost drunk, just waiting for who couldn't hold it first, bottle by bottle, Guo Yun already felt that he could only drink the last bottle at most, he frowned and looked at Hi Shao who was drinking with his head up, Hi Shao saw his eyes, and said jokingly: "What?" I want to throw in the towel."
Guo Yun: "......."
Hi Shao put down his glass and said, "Are you ....... now?" Are you ...... now? Admit defeat...... Also coming.... ji”
Guo Yun: ".......
He sat still, did not drink or speak.
The air was silent for two seconds, Guo Yun staggered, everyone thought he was going to fall, Guo Yun stretched out a hand and made a pause gesture, and said, "I want to go to the toilet"
Then pushed out of the crowd.
The convenience store brother saw Guo Yun passing by, and wondered what strange things he would buy, but Guo Yun walked straight from the convenience store, this time he really went to the toilet, entered a cubicle, lowered his head, and there was a person on the toilet who did not flush the stool and questioned.
Who is so unqualified?! Guo Yun cursed, and then pressed the flush button, and water began to come out of the toilet, washing the stool, Guo Yun swayed his body, and a sour feeling came from his throat, Guo Yun covered his mouth, and he looked at the toilet blankly.
I can't lose, Guo Yun thought.
Suddenly, he saw a female ghost in white curled up in the corner of the toilet, staring at him blankly.
Guo Yun said impatiently: "It's private time now, can I ask you to go out first?"
The female ghost obviously didn't expect to be discovered, and said angrily: "The old lady has seen more bodies, who cares about you" and then crossed from the lattice to another squatting in the corner.
Guo Yun said angrily: "What do you say?!" Believe it or not, I took you, such a ghost."
Tightly looked at the toilet again, looked at the clock on his wrist, he couldn't leave for too long, he had to make a decision quickly, and then he put two fingers in front of him, frowned, and finally pressed his tongue as if he had finally made a big decision.
"Gross!! .......”
Guo Yun didn't eat anything, and what he spit out was still beer, but the taste was not so good when he poured it into his stomach, Guo Yun smelled the taste and vomited out of control, he hadn't vomited like this for a long time, and the bitterness in his throat couldn't get rid of.
Guo Yun felt that his body was hollowed out, and the gastric juice was almost bulging out, but fortunately, his stomach was empty again, he went to the washbasin and washed his face, looking at his somewhat weak face, he couldn't help but ask a question.
What is this world, so many people torturing themselves for?
What am I tormenting myself for? But I always think it's worth it
He wiped the water from the corner of his mouth and returned to the place where the game was played.
Hi Shao looked at Guo Yun with hazy eyes and said, "You still know to come, if you don't come, I'll fall asleep."
Guo Yun knew that he had won, so he walked over silently, poured beer into the big cups of two people, and the tall big cups were filled with golden beer, and the white foam was as high as five centimeters.
Guo Yun pushed these in front of Hi Shao, Hi Shao's face immediately changed, he didn't expect Guo Yun to drink so much, the embarrassing result of that beer, Guo Yun touched the cup silently, and then in front of him, poured the glass of wine in one go, put the cup on the table heavily, and then made a gesture of please, looking at the glass of wine that Hi Shao was holding, Hi Shao had no way not to drink, stood up from the stool, looked around, especially the little beauty was still there.
Hi Shao licked his lips, raised the cup that looked like a hot water bottle, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, the beer in the wine glass was decreasing little by little, Hi Shao frowned, stopped from time to time to rest for a while, and continued to drink, Guo Yun looked at him with a smile, he knew that Hi Shao must not be able to finish this cup.
When he was halfway through the cheers, he finally squirted out the wine, and then fainted, and everyone in the crowd showed nervous expressions, except for one person who was smiling, and this person was the winner.
Guo Yun looked at the little beauty with a smile, and then his head was dizzy and he fainted.
When I woke up, it was at the school doctor's office, Guo Yun and Hi Shao were sitting on the bench with loveless expressions and dripping, and the glucose hanging on it was glucose, and the school doctor knocked on the drip bottle that had just been hung up for Guo Yun with his fingers with an indifferent face.
The little beauty sat next to her helplessly and paid: "It's really enough, I drank until my body was dehydrated"
(To be continued.) )