It was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and most of the people in the village were asleep, except for a few houses with oil lamps still on, and the faint lights flickered, looking from afar, like fireflies. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because there are more dogs in the village, we didn't dare to run directly into the village, the dog's ears are particularly sensitive, even if you step on a dry branch slightly, the sound of the dry branch will cause the dogs to bark, and when the time comes, the whole village will be recruited, and the three of us guys will not be able to eat and walk around.

We looked around, and finally targeted a family not far from the entrance of the village, because it was easier to escape, if we went directly into the village, and accidentally alarmed the sleeping villagers, they were outflanking from the entrance of the village, we would become a closed door and beat the dog, which was related to the issue of reputation, so it was better to be cautious.

In the end, the three of us lined up in a line, with Yoko in front, me in the middle, and Yunzi behind, tiptoeing towards the house.

Walked to the side, saw a bed at the door, there was an old man lying on the bed, there was an oil lamp next to the bed faintly flickering, on the west side of the bed there was a chicken pen surrounded by branches, we knew at a glance, the chicken must be in the chicken pen, the chicken pen is in the southwest corner of the door of this family, most of the people are sleeping in the house, few are watching outside, because every household has a dog, even if there is a little movement the dog will bark, the village people sleep very awake, hear the movement will get up to see, But the people of this family just slept outside and watched, and we thought that maybe this family should not have a dog, or maybe this family was too careful.

The three of us first hid in the grass not far away, there are a lot of mosquitoes in summer, and what is special is that at night, we are bitten can be called miserable, but we still have to endure temporarily, because the people in the village are particularly united, as long as there is an accident in the family, they will get up to help, just take the thief to patronize it, there is a thief, the whole village will take a hoe, a dung fork, a stick or something to get up to help, you can imagine what the consequences will be if you are caught.

We looked at the old man lying on the bed in the grass, sleepy and motionless, a little I don't know where to start, if it is a dog, it may be easier to do, the dog is just an animal after all, in fact, if it is a dog, it is not easy to get it, it will bark, it used to happen that the blind cat met the dead mouse and met a chicken pen without dog guarding, so I tasted the sweetness a few times, and I didn't look at the yellow calendar today, and I didn't meet the dead mouse.

Yunzi asked softly, "How do I get it?" This time, someone is asleep and watching, what should we do? ”

Yoko also lowered her voice and said, "Is this old man dead in bed?" He lay motionless, not even blowing out the oil lamp. ”

I said to Yoko, "you, can you not be so cruel, can you think of some people!" We're just here to steal a chicken, not to kill us for money. ”

There were so many mosquitoes in the grass that I was bitten to death, I scratched my arm a few times, and then we turned our heads and discussed what to do.

I thought for a while and said softly to the two of them: "Why don't we do this, Yangzi, you quietly stay next to the bed to control the wind, look at the old man, Yunzi and I go to the chicken pen to set the chicken," as I said that, I took out the noose we had prepared in advance,

Yoko patted her chest and said, "No problem, leave it to me, if the old man wakes up and dares to shout, see if I don't slap her in the mouth." ”

I said, "You have it, you have repaid that slap, and you must not send that old man to the west at once." ”

The method of our chicken is very simple, that is, use a bamboo pole, make a rope into a double rope, penetrate it into the bamboo pole, pull out a little at the other end, while the chicken is asleep, suddenly put the neck of the chicken, hold the bamboo pole with one hand, and pull the rope with the other hand, the chicken's neck will be broken immediately, and the chicken will be separated from the fart on the spot, and then pull it out directly, and it will be done, the chicken will not even have the opportunity to crow, and it will not wake up other chickens, so there is no need to worry about the chicken will bark.

Yunzi asked, "Why don't you let me be in that wind, you two go in and set chickens!" Knowing that I was slow to move and react slowly, you still let me in. ”

I know that Yunzi is actually a little scared, basically doing bad things is a bold one, a cowardly one.

I explained to Yunzi, "This can't let you control the wind, you think!" If you take the wind, if that old immortal old thing wakes up and sees that there are three thieves stealing his chicken, kao will pay it back, just your bones. Directly press you to the ground and shout loudly, shout out the people in the village, we won't be caught, let Yoko take the wind, if the bad old man wakes up, Yoko's body can cure the old man so that he doesn't have to shout, the two of us took this opportunity to quickly smear the soles of our feet with oil and slip our teeth, Yoko is sharp, and then followed, think about it, don't you. ”

Yoko said yes next to him and said, "What Moteko said makes sense. ”

Yunzi thought about it, and felt that it made sense, and said: "That's right, okay, it seems that it is not a simple matter to control the wind this time, I still don't control the wind, let Yangzi control the wind." ”

The three of us smoked a cigarette one after another, and then poked our heads out of the grass, although it was a big night, although the old man's oil lamp was not very bright, but I could also see the old man's belly, in a low and a high ups and downs, breathing steadily, it seemed that I slept quite soundly, I was secretly proud in my heart, bad old man, I slept quite soundly, I will let you cry tomorrow.

I let Yoko act first.

Yoko bent over and walked softly to the old man's bedside, then squatted down and looked at the silk, turned her head and made a forward gesture to us.

Seeing Yoko's gesture, I knew it was safe ahead, so I gave him another OK gesture.

I was in front and Yunzi was behind, and we crept around the old man's little bed, and then came to the chicken pen to the west of the bed.

The chicken pen was about two meters away from the old man's bed, and the two of us were going around to the west side of the chicken pen, that is, to the back of the chicken pen, it was too dark, and we could no longer see the situation on the old man's side, and we could only see the fireflies-like oil lamps flickering.

I said to Yunzi: "Don't worry about that over there, there's Yangzi over there, it's no problem to look at him, let's get to work quickly." ”

After I finished speaking, Yunzi handed me the bamboo pole and rope that I had prepared in advance, and I threaded the rope into the bamboo pole and pulled it out from the other end.

Everything was ready, now it was time to look at the target, we took a closer look at the chickens in the chicken pen, and then we noticed that there were about twenty chickens in the chicken pen, all of them were very fat, and few of the roosters were old hens, and it seemed that all of them would lay eggs.

At that time, it was not possible to raise so many chickens, it was considered a wealthy family in the village, no wonder this old man wanted to go into battle to guard the chicken pen in person.

Yunzi and I looked around the chicken pen for a while, and finally targeted the sleeping chicken in the northeast corner of the chicken pen.

The chicken slept with its neck stretched, and it was quite fat, enough for the three of us to eat, I stretched out my finger and pointed at the chicken, and said to Yunzi: "That's it, what do you think." ”

Yunzi looked at it and said, "It's quite fat, that's it, I'm going to eat it today." ”

I said, "Okay! ”

After speaking, I gently stretched out the bamboo pole, for fear of waking up the other chickens, in case the chicken crows, the old man is shouting, the chicken will not fart The three of us will fart first.

I slowly stretched the bamboo pole to the side of the chicken's neck, and then I gently put the rope on the other end of the bamboo pole around the chicken's neck.

Haha, it's on, and now if I pull hard, the chicken will die on the spot, and it won't even have a chance to crow.

I'm afraid that the strength of one hand is not enough to strangle the chicken, in case it can't be strangled, it will be over if it screams, so for the sake of safety, I held the bamboo pole with both hands and asked Yunzi to pull the rope with both hands, although Yunzi's strength is not very great, but it is more than enough to strangle a chicken with both hands instantly, mainly with the help of the power of the bamboo pole.

The rope was already around the chicken's neck, and I said to Yunzi that if I count to three, you will pull the rope hard.

Yunzi said no problem.

One two three.

As soon as the three numbers were counted, I felt a sudden shock of the bamboo pole in my hand, and when I went to see the chicken again, I saw that it didn't even move in its sleep, and it was directly torn off its neck, and its head was paralyzed there, I looked at the chickens around me, they were still asleep, and they were not awakened, I thought to myself that this time I will let you sleep well, and I will set you again next time.

I slowly picked the fart chicken out of the chicken pen and whispered to Yunzi, "That's it, retreat." ”

The chicken didn't take it down, it was still hanging on the bamboo pole, I carried the bamboo pole on my shoulder, just like Zhu Bajie carrying a rake, and we tiptoed Chaoyangzi over here, and when I came over, after seeing the situation on the old man's bed over there, Yunzi and I were simply surprised!

I saw that Yangzi had a pair of underwear on his head, yes, it was underwear, although it was night, but with the help of the flame of the oil lamp, Yunzi and I could still see it clearly, it was a pair of underwear, it was probably the old man's underwear.

Yoko wears panties on her head and rides on the old man's body.

The old man's hands were folded on the top of his head, and he was grabbed by Yoko's left hand, Yoko's right hand covered the old man's mouth, and the old man was still ridden by Yoko, so he couldn't move, and his mouth was also covered by Yoko's hand, and he couldn't shout, his body twisted and struggled left and right, making the small wooden bed creak like an earthquake, and it was estimated that the bed was about to collapse after a while.

Before the two of us could figure out what was going on, we saw Yoko holding the old man down and shouting to me and Yunzi in a low voice, "Run!" We've been discovered, and we're going to be finished if we don't run. ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood everything, it must have been the old man who heard something and woke up, I felt that the two of us didn't make much movement, but I can't control so much now, I know that with Yoko's skills, he will be able to follow later, so don't worry about him.

I took the chicken off my shoulder and held it in my hand, and said to Yunzi who was still in a daze next to me, "What are you still looking at, run." ”

The two of us ran towards the entrance of the village one after the other, I looked back at Yoko when I ran, only to see Yoko tear off the underwear on his head and stuff it into the old man's mouth in a panic, and pressed it inward, and then quickly jumped off the bed, inserted his hands into the bottom of the bed, and lifted it hard, and lifted the whole bed low.

However, this action was obviously loud, alarming the dogs in the village, and the barking of the dogs instantly resounded throughout the village, and the windows in the village were also cool.

Yoko ran extremely fast, catching up with me and Yunzi in the blink of an eye, shouting as she ran, "Hurry! If you get caught, you're going to fart. ”

After Yoko finished shouting, she swooped and overtook me and Yunzi.

Yunzi and I also quickened our pace, and soon ran out of the village, and the people in the village chased after them, most of them had guys in their hands, and we didn't run back to our village directly, but ran to other villages, because if we ran back to our village directly, it would be equivalent to telling them who we were, and people could come to our village the next day to ask for people, so we ran in the direction of other villages.

PS: It's not long before the accident.

It may be that they have just woken up and have not yet recovered from their hands and feet and have not caught up with us, so we have to spare them several times before getting rid of them.