【Poof!】

[I may have seen the fake Journey to the West......]

On the other side of the barrage, of course, it had already exploded, and the explosion was so shattered that the sky was shattered.

[This Tang monk is serious, the costumes and props are meticulous, and he looks like a big production. But this Monkey King ...... I'm going to go! I'm not going to do it, I'm going to laugh a little longer. 】

[Drunk East Building: I am now the suffering "man of the world"...... Amami Mommy Bang ...... Don't worry about the details...... Hahahaha, laughing. 】

If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell. Uh, feel sorry for poor Elder Tang. 】

[Old Tang, don't listen to this fool, let him continue to press down the mountain, hahaha......]

[System News: Thank you for the chicken feet sent by the "Chengmai Archives Bureau" ×1!]

[System News: Thank you for the chicken feet sent by "Leg Play Year" ×2!]

[System message: Thank you for the chicken leg ×1 sent by "Floating and Sinking"!]

[System message: Thanks to the eggs sent by "Rika Shimizu"×1]

This shameless dialogue that deceived Tang Seng into going up the mountain to reveal the talisman, although it is not at all the Journey to the West that everyone knows, but it has made more people's eyes shine.

20 years ago, Stephen Chow established his status as a nonsensical comedy master in one fell swoop with a spoof adaptation of "Journey to the West". Now this anchor called "The Great Sage" obviously does not bring you a decent "Journey to the West", but the unfamiliar lines and plot may be more worth looking forward to?

The reward began to float, and the local tyrant who promised Tang Seng to give chicken legs after he appeared just now really fulfilled his promise, there are a lot of chicken feet and eggs, and the small amount of chicken skin and chicken feathers is flying all over the screen.

Seeing that poor Tang Seng had been deceived and dizzy, rolled up his sleeves and began to climb this high mountain, the audience gradually quieted down and watched this thrilling extreme rock climbing with bated breath.

Although he knew that this was just a scene, this mountain peak was really steep and steep, and there were no protective measures to be seen on the screen, just a young monk with a solemn expression who slowly climbed with his hands and feet, and soon grabbed the hearts of hundreds of thousands of viewers.

[Damn! Do you see where the hanging Weiya is, there is no trace, this crew is hard enough!]

[You can follow Sun Wukong's lines...... This is clearly just a spoof comedy, and it pays so much attention to detail, which makes me feel furious, and I'm worried that he will suddenly fall. 】

[Tang Seng climbed Wuzhi Mountain and accidentally fell and died. The end of the whole drama ......】

[Big cousin: I'll go! You don't end the whole play, you are a eunuch, the eunuch is going to be sent a blade, don't harm the great sage like this. 】

Cui Shi looked up at the barrage, and when he saw that everyone was giggling and laughing, he hurriedly shouted:

"Brothers and sisters, don't be stunned, help Lao Tang find the press post of the Buddha. Whether I can get out or not is up to all of you!"

[Hahaha, if it's true, I almost believed it. 】

The audience laughed even harder and decisively rejected the guy's request.

[Li Qing, the penultimate in the national uniform: I can't see anything! I can't see anything, I'm sorry Dasheng, I'm a blind monk, please understand. 】

[How can there be a pressure post, but the scenery of this Wuzhi Mountain is really good, Dasheng, you continue to hold on for a while, don't worry. 】

[Wow, Tang Seng is so handsome, let Sun Wukong continue to press, let's just look at Tang Seng enough!]

[I haven't seen it before, it stands to reason that such a little fresh meat should be very popular, who knows what the name of this Tang Seng actor is?]

[Favorite Dudu: I don't know, but it's okay, from now on I declare that I am his big fan.] 】

[System News: "Favorite Du Du" was renamed "Elder surname Tang, sweet to sad". 】

What the heck!

Cui Shi has a black line, this is obviously the fans who came to see his live broadcast.

It took less than 10 minutes for this Tang monk to appear on the scene, and he completed the rebellion?

Damn, whoever messes with my female fans will be killed!

Under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of spectators, Tang Seng finally climbed to the top of this high mountain without danger, holding on to a pine tree with a crooked neck, panting slightly.

[I wiped it, but I really didn't press the post?]

[No, how could it not be, there was no press post from the Buddha, Sun Wukong had already come out by himself. 】

[Could it be that the props team forgot to put ......]

[Well, there shouldn't be such an obvious bug.] 】

Tang Seng searched for a long time, and searched all over the small peaks, but still found nothing.

No?

Cui Shi learned about this situation through the barrage, and he was also a little blindsided.

It's a bit of a contempt, right? Monkeys need post suppression, I don't need to?

Hum!

If you come to the old man, you dare to underestimate me so much, the people's police of the Republic Prison, look at me......

That's ......

Only......

Okay, okay, I admit that I can't get out without the press, you win.

"This donor, the poor monk searched the entire mountain, and there is no thing you said, is it not that the donor is mistaken?"

Tang Seng went down the mountain panting, and hurried over without wiping his sweat.

"Well, probably. ”

Cui Shi was a little vague, thinking that this Tang Seng was quite interesting.

"Don't worry, the poor monk will dig the mountain to rescue you. ”

Tang Seng, who had just completed extreme rock climbing, really in the spirit of compassion of "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell", began to dig and dig the soil around Cui Shi with his bare hands.

"I'll go, you...... Don't do this. ”

Cui Shi's eyes widened, and he hurriedly stopped it, so he would have to dig three or two times to get blurred flesh and blood, this Tang Seng has no brains.

"The donor doesn't need to say much, since the poor monk promised the donor, he will never break his promise for no reason. It's nothing more than loess gravel, there is a story of the foolish man moving mountains in ancient times, can't the poor monks follow the sages?"

Tang Seng spoke firmly, and there was some emotion in his heart, this strange man had a cunning tone just now, and now he has been influenced by my compassionate Buddhism, and he already knows that he thinks about me, and he doesn't want to trouble me to do this kind of thing, this is all the work of Buddhism, good and good!

I only heard the man say solemnly: "I mean, you dig too slowly like this, at least go get an axe and shovel or something, and Yugong doesn't just rely on two hands to move mountains!"

Belch!

Tang Seng's expression froze on his face, and he stumbled under his feet and almost didn't stand firm.

What is the Dharma to influence, what is self-respecting, this ...... The donor just thought I was digging too slowly with my hands.

Poor Monk ...... Poor Monk ...... What a good one!