"Oh, you thought of going with me. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" the operator said excitedly, "It's a pity that our station director won't let us, saying that it will affect social harmony, and we can't afford this responsibility in such a small place." ”

"You're stupid." I said angrily, "You won't find soft persimmons to pinch?" Let's get a semester from the school first. If you really can't do it, you can do two issues of other provinces first, and it's hard that they can still find you across provinces. I have a clue here, our Nan'an City Hospital, it costs ten yuan to print a medical case, do you say it's black or not? ”

helped the TV station solve the ratings problem, which is called a comfort in my heart. You say that the state does not ask me to participate in politics, what a loss it must be?

I casually called the fisherman's phone, but the line was busy. Can this stump me? What we have more is free time, and I have worked tirelessly over and over again, and I finally got through.

"Who?" There was a heavy nasal voice on the other end of the phone, as if it was a cold.

"I watched TV and wanted to ask if that strange fish is still there?" I asked hurriedly.

"You're late, you've already sold." The fisherman's voice sounded smug.

"May I ask where you caught it?" I wasn't surprised at all when I heard the news, but those rich people just like to eat these strange things these days.

"Why are you asking this?" There was a sense of vigilance in the fisherman's voice.

"I don't fish." I hurriedly said, "Actually, I am researching this, doing research on fishery farming." ”

When the fisherman heard this, he was relieved, "This thing was caught near the Diaoyu Islands, but I advise you not to go." ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

"The Diaoyu Islands are very tense now, and the fishing boats are not allowed to go there, the key is that the waves in the nearby waters have been very strong recently, and there is fog from time to time, and if you don't get it right, you have to hit the scorched rock."

As soon as I heard him say this, I felt more confident in my heart, it was definitely the Diaoyu Islands.

"Don't get me in trouble!" When Fang Hongwei heard that I was going to Diaoyu Island, the old man with a big face churned the coffee in front of him and complained: "Do you know how tense the situation has been recently?" South Korea's deployment of THAAD has not stopped, and if you stir up little Japan again, it is estimated that it will jump up. ”

"You've got to figure it out anyway." I'm just playing dead dogs. "If it doesn't work, I'll pretend to be a Japanese and go up."

"Are you okay?" Fang Hongwei glanced at me, "Can you learn the natural lewd temperament of the Japanese?" ”

That's true. I scratched my head, I really can't do it, I'll swim up by myself, I haven't returned the shark bead to the shark yet.

"I'll figure it out for you." Fang Hongwei shook his head, "I said, can you not always take care of these difficult things in the future?" Lower the standard line a little? ”

As soon as I heard that he agreed, I happily said to the waiter, "I am happy today, let this officer settle this order." ”

After speaking, I ran away with a smoke, and Fang Hongwei's voice scolding his mother came from behind, how did he know that before he came, I had already packed six cups of coffee?

It's rare to take advantage of someone once, I feel so comfortable in my heart, I was walking upside down, and when I looked up, I saw an advertisement on the big screen of a building. A little fresh meat who looks like a woman is chewing gum while playing football, and he is very happy to shoot an empty goal.

Tsk, this kind of acting can also become popular, isn't it just a good face? If I had this skin, it would be redder than him!

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt a surge of righteousness in my body, and I looked down in surprise, happy to find that my little belly had disappeared.

Before I could react, a dinosaur with heavy makeup next to me suddenly shouted, "Ah! Yangyang! He rolled his eyes and fainted.

Frightened, I quickly raised my hands, "I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything!" ”

I regret it, really. It would have been nice if I had just run away. When I shouted, the people around me turned around, and several girls jumped up excitedly, holding my arm and not letting go. I turned my head in wonder and saw my face in the mirror of a shop on the street, exactly like the sissy on the big screen just now!

Seeing more and more crowds of people rushing up, I was so frightened that I ran away, but unfortunately the people in front of me also noticed the abnormality, and many women rushed up shouting "Yangyang, Yangyang".

Seeing that I was about to be swallowed up by the crowd, a policeman on duty on the street noticed an anomaly. An arrow rushed over, twisted my arms with both hands, stumbled under my feet, and simply brought me down.

"Who lost something?" The policeman shouted loudly, feeling that he had taken me for a thief!

"Why are you hitting someone?" "The police are beating people!" When the women gathered around me saw that I was being pinned to the ground, they immediately stopped doing it and rushed at the police with their teeth and claws.

I took the opportunity to get up from the ground and run away with my head down.

Before the police could figure out what was going on, they saw me running and hurriedly shouted at the walkie-talkie: "Catch that kid in black!" ”

A few policemen in the vicinity struggled to follow the crowd and chased after me. After running for two stops, I couldn't run anymore, so I just sat down on the side of the street, and several police officers surrounded me. Several women with better physical strength also caught up and kept shouting: "Yangyang, I'm going to give you a monkey!" ”

"I'm sick!" A policeman looked at me and said to the others, "What's going on?" This kind of shoehorn face is so attractive to women? ”

The other policeman couldn't think of it, so he simply pushed me out and shouted at the women, "You guys like this? What the hell do you see? ”

Several women looked at each other, "What about Yangyang?" Where did you hide him? ”

"You're not chasing him?" Although the police officer who pushed me out was questioned, he had a happy smile on his face. I can understand this, if anyone is doubted about their aesthetic ability, it is not a happy thing.

"Who's chasing him?" One of them was the dinosaur who had just fainted excitedly, "I don't want this kind of person to give me for nothing!" "It's shameless, why is she embarrassed to say such a thing?

I was making a commotion, and the policeman who had knocked me down in front of me also rushed over and glanced at me, "Why are you arresting him?" ”

Seeing that the crowd gradually dispersed, several policemen kept nagging me, "What are you running away if you kid has nothing to do?" Shouting at you to stop, you still don't listen? ”

"Didn't I react knee-jerk." I muttered, "Can I go?" ”

What the fuck is going on? I looked at the little belly that had come back and was confused.