"This is ......" The little cub ghost looked at the "ghost drawing" on the ground, and said with difficulty: "This is a deduction... Sound? ”

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The heart of the little cub ghost is broken, he has been dead for more than a hundred years, in this hundred years, although there is no great growth, but he is also happy to be idle, occasionally blowing the yin wind and inhaling yang to scare people, this small day is also leisurely, until he met Xiao Wu, he really began to feel that it is not good to be a ghost.

It's been more than a hundred years since he died, and when he died, he was still in a private school, and now Xiao Wu has to let him learn algebra, but he is worried to death.

"Woooooooooooo The little cub ghost was told by Xiao Wuyi, and immediately cried, and said, "Brother, don't play with me, you give me a good time, okay!" ”

Xiao Wuyi listened, what should I do if you are happy, I still have to repeat my studies for a year, and then Xiaomei will be a junior, what should I do if I run away with someone, and I shouted: "No!" You've got to memorize all the equation symbols for me tonight! Otherwise, see how I clean you up! ”

After speaking, Xiao Wu looked at the time and found that it was ten o'clock in the evening before he knew it, so he hurriedly picked up the ears of the little cub ghost, took a taxi on the side of the road, and went home directly.

The old man was listening to the radio at home, and he saw a black shadow jumping into his house, and quickly put the radio down, and said in his heart, Oh, I even let a little ghost invade the base camp, look at the old man, I will kill you with a soak of urine.

Xiao Wu followed behind the little cub ghost, and as soon as he stepped into the house, he saw that the old man had unbuttoned his pants, and he said what was wrong with him, defecating everywhere? Hurriedly opened his mouth: "What are you doing?" Defecate anywhere, pee outside! ”

When the old man saw it, he knew in his heart, and his heart was feeling, this is the ghost who came back to help you take the exam? Hurriedly tied his pants, his face was full of hatred that iron could not become steel, and he opened his mouth and said, "You are looking for this thing to help you take the exam?" What will he do? Multiplication formulas? ”

The little cub ghost stood aside, seeing that this old man was also an acquaintance, so he didn't care about anything, what kind of multiplication formula did he say in his heart, Xiao Wu didn't teach him just now, so he opened his mouth and said, "What multiplication formula?" I don't know! ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, then went up and slapped Xiao Wuyi, and said, "I don't even know the multiplication formula, what are you doing, you took him to the eyes of the invigilator?" ”

Xiao Wu was also full of unhappiness, and said: "It's all this time, if you are willing, help me think of a way, the wind and cold words are endless, how can there be other ghosts near the big night?" ”

The old man patted his thigh, and said in his heart that this child is finished, how will this IQ be mixed in society in the future, blowing his beard and glaring: "You won't go to the university town to visit?" It's full of ghosts who have been admitted to college, and you can find a doctor or master who jumps off a building under pressure or something, isn't it over? ”

If you want to talk about the speed of this brain transformation, Xiao Wu's head is not as good as the old man's scheming and scheming with five or six of his heads, Xiao Wu was busy all night, and the old man gave all his words.

"This ......" Xiao Wu thought for a long time, and found that what the old man said was very right, and the university town was basically built in a mass grave or cemetery, this yin qi is heavy, and there are naturally ghosts, but it is already eleven o'clock, and if I go to the university town again, I am afraid that I will not be able to come back tonight, so I scratched my head awkwardly and said: "This... This one... I'm in the first exam room with our school, and I think.... I want him to read it and tell me I'll just copy it again....."

The old man sighed in his heart, and said in his heart that if he didn't go to the university for further study, he was afraid that he would not be able to become a character in this life, so he waved his hand and said helplessly: "You go to sleep, I'll help you." Come on, come on, little cub, come here. ”

When Xiao Wuyi heard this, he was overjoyed, but he was a little relieved, because the old man had never seen anything like algebra, so he asked: "Can you do it, can you do algebra?" Do you know what sin, α or something? ”

When the old man heard this, he was immediately furious, and said in his heart, I haven't said that you little king and eight lambs are actually making trouble for me, you still suspect me, and immediately rolled his eyes and said, "You shitty things, can I?" Hurry up and get out, I don't like to see you! ”

Xiao Wu touched his nose and said that he would be like this, anyway, he couldn't teach anything to teach that little cub ghost, and he couldn't teach anything for more than two hours, so he probably had to let himself teach, and he might not be able to teach anything until tomorrow morning, so he gritted his teeth, broke the jar, whatever, promised, and went back to sleep in a gray way.

"Humph!" The old man snorted, watched the unsuccessful guy go back to his room to sleep, stretched out his hand and nodded on the table, and said to the little cub ghost: "Write sin a hundred times first." ”

The little cub trembled, picked up the pen tremblingly, and began to write.

"Write ABCD a hundred more times!"

"Write α a hundred times!"

"Do you know words? Acquaintance! Then write SIN a hundred more times! ”

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When Xiao Wu got up the next day, he saw the little cub ghost standing beside his bed, looking at him with a sad face.

"Oh my God!" Xiao Wu was taken aback suddenly, and said in his heart, how do I feel that this product is starting to have dark circles, so he opened his mouth and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"You promised me one condition!" The little cub ghost looked at Xiao Wu with a serious face, and then said, "After the exam, you want me to become a Buddha!" ”

Xiao Wuxin said, don't you want to become a Buddha, why do you still change your hexagram, but you still nodded and said, "Okay!" I promise you! ”

The little cub ghost nodded, as if a big stone in his heart had fallen to the ground, climbed to Xiao Wu's shoulder, sat on it, and said, "Let's go!" ”

Although Xiao Wu had doubts in his heart, he still didn't say anything, walked to the door of the old man's house, and saw that the old man was lying on the bed and sleeping, snoring and snoring, knowing that the old man was tired all night, so he didn't bother him, and tiptoed away.

To say that this old man, it is really a means to the sky, just one night of hard work, this little cub ghost from the original know-nothing, evolved to the point of being able to fully understand what others write, and this hand symbol is more slippery than the little five, the little five finished the test, routinely answered the answer, but he was very happy, and the answer to the first on the list was exactly the same, and the little cub ghost was a boast when he went home.

The old man lay on the bed, glanced at the spittling Xiao Wu, shook his head secretly, reached out and took out three bundles of incense from under the bed, lit them and put them in front of the little cub ghost.

The little cub ghost suddenly raised his eyebrows and inhaled sharply at the smoke.

"Eat more!" As soon as the old man saw him like this, he knew that he was afraid that no one had ever given him incense, so he sighed in his heart and said, "Work again when you are full!" ”

The little cub nodded busily and inhaled into the smoke.

So, with the help of the little cub ghost, Xiao Wu's crane tail turned into the second in the school, and he reached the score line of Xiaomei School without any nonsense, and it was much higher.

When Xiaomei heard that Xiao Wu was admitted to her school, she didn't believe it, because she had tutored Xiao Wu, she knew best what Xiao Wu was like, she didn't know anything about the atmospheric currents, and she didn't know anything about the Xinhai Revolution, although she also wanted Xiao Wu to come to her own school, but she still didn't believe it, she just smiled.

So when Xiao Wu came to Xiaomei with the admission letter from Xiaomei's school, Xiaomei's mouth was so open that she could stuff an egg.

Of course, this is all an afterthought, on the day of the exam, Xiao Wu did not delay his business, and that night, at the request of the little cub ghost, he was sent to become a Buddha.

He can only exorcise ghosts, and this matter of becoming a Buddha has to be done by the old man.

During this period, I won't go into details, Xiao Wu watched the little cub ghost turn into a streamer and float to the sky, and after a while, he became one with the starry sky, and was stunned.

The old man seemed to know what he was thinking, and reached out and patted him on the shoulder.

"O man in this life! You have to go where you have to go. The old man looked at the starry sky and said: "If you die, you should go to the underworld, and if you live, you have to enjoy it, there are so many troubles in this world, how can a mortal think about it." ”