It's a short walk to the school, and it's almost impossible to be late, but we were late when we set off, and when we got to the gate of this school, we realized how exaggerated this elementary school is, with an expensive marble façade, a golden school building, and a playground the size of a sports field.

But how beautiful this elementary school is is not the point, the point is that there is an old woman wearing a gray and black dress, with wrinkles on her face and bitter melon, the whole appearance is the director of discipline, and the students who are late will definitely be caught by her, unfortunately, we have walked into her sight, and she has also targeted us. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although our brave and resolute captain of the magnesium country, although he did not bring a shield, he casually picked up a garbage cover and rushed straight towards the old woman, intending to force his way through the defense line and rush to the school... So, what's the use of rushing in, you're still going to be called to the faculty room, and this person is always doing useless things.

Surprisingly, the old woman did not dodge, but pulled out and sent, took away the captain's shield (garbage cover), and then threw it lightly, perfectly covered it back on the garbage can, and bent the captain's hand back, and the captain was completely unable to move, this old woman is a master, it is too difficult to break through head-on.

"I'm sorry, I'm a transfer student who was supposed to come yesterday, because the plane broke down a little, and I'm just rushing to the school now, may I ask the honorable lady, where should I report first?" Completely a polite student, coupled with a respectful and mature tone, calm eyes, such a serious old woman, should be more liked.

Sure enough, she showed a satisfied smile and gently touched my head, "Indeed, two transfer students should have arrived yesterday, and my mother-in-law thought that there were two suspicious people who wanted to sneak into the school, so, is this person also a transfer student?" She said so, but her hand didn't even relax at all, and the captain could only keep screaming in pain...

"Although I don't want to admit it, this idiot is indeed a transfer student, he is my half-brother, and his brain is relatively poor." After she heard this, she nodded in understanding, but she didn't intend to let go of Captain Magnesium.

"Very good, then you report to the principal's office first, and by the way, help your brother register the information, he is a little naughty, I want to educate him well." In the face of my merciless wave goodbye, the captain looked like he wanted to rush over and bite me, but the old woman's arm strength was amazing, and the captain struggled in vain, but fortunately he memorized his information.

After going to the principal's office, contrary to the serious director of discipline, he was a casual person, a middle-aged Mediterranean slightly chubby man in a suit, who had been looking at nine computers, all of which were financial news, and after I came in, he pushed out two pieces of paper from the computer room, which was a ******** form: "Welcome transfer students, you have finally arrived, and after filling it out, I asked the head teacher to take you to the classroom." ”

This man shouldn't have lasted all day, right? Anyway, after filling it out casually, after waiting for an hour, the captain looked like his body had been hollowed out, and sat on the sofa, and I was not interested in knowing what was going on, "Principal, we have filled it out." He put away the information sheet, stamped his signature, called the teacher, and it only took twenty seconds for a class teacher to arrive.

He is a talker, and he has been explaining to us from different angles and examples on the way what impact a good self-introduction has on campus life, and he also said three different examples, which are the best, the worst, and the most unique self-introduction, and he commented one by one, and he just spent about three minutes from the principal's office to the class room... I have to say that he will be a good teacher, as long as you can keep up with him.

"Ladies and gentlemen! There are two transfer students today, you have to get along well and get in touch with people from different places to help broaden your horizons, such as...... You get the idea! "He also set the stage for us to introduce ourselves, and he is indeed a good teacher, unlike another guy who only has the name of "teacher".

"Okay Stephen, now I'm calling names, I just saw that the target Helly is also in it, and introducing herself is an important first impression." I reminded him again, after all, his actions are always unreliable, and it will be very troublesome if he is dragged down.

"Tut-tut, I'm a charming little goblin, I'm better at getting along with people than you, just a young lady, I can easily get it, you are going to read books in the library for a few days, and then go back!" Although he is an idiot, I have to say that he is right to ask me to get along with those people... I still go to the library to read books...

"Alright, let's get in, two new classmates!" As soon as the teacher said, the two of us walked in seriously, and then I was looked at with strange eyes, why is this like this every time, is there a problem with my natural self-introduction? What's going on this time? Anyway, let's introduce myself...

Write Yue Yi two Chinese characters (Zhongguo's characters) on the blackboard, and add more than ten common country characters below, everyone understands it, right? "Hello students, my name is Yue Yi, and I hope you will give me more advice in the future." Saluted everyone, this school uniform is really uncomfortable, it's always cool under the hakama, although the weapon belt can be loaded inside, it's very convenient, but why is the captain different from my school uniform?

Ignoring these small questions, everyone's reaction was enthusiastic, especially those men, why? I always feel like I've been cheated, but seeing that Heli is also the same as those men, she reacts enthusiastically, and she can't be pitted, at least the task is one step closer, although I plan to hand it over to the captain...

Stephen (captain) waited for everyone to calm down, then wrote his name in English (Eagle Country script) on the blackboard, with a confident look, walked up to Heli, half-squatted on the ground, and reached out to Heli for a distance she could hold, "My name is Stephen?" Rogers, the beautiful young lady, can you tell me your charming name? I must exist here to meet you! ”

The audience fell silent, and Helly's face looked bewildered, while Stephen kept moving, slowly approaching her...

Then, I decided to give him a righteous sanction, so obviously approaching her, it is easy to be seen through, not to mention that the face is overwhelmed, it is completely frightened, this guy will really do bad things!

"I'm very sorry everyone, this is my brother, if he does something strange, you can come to me, or just beat him." Then I dragged the idiot back to his seat and let him lie down on the table for a while, while I went to class in earnest, surprisingly all about the common sense of the world.

"As you know, everyone, including teachers, is working according to their own interests, and the same will be true for you in the future, so it is very important to find your interests, so write down your interests today!" That's right, in this world, the average person works according to their interests, and even those who don't work.

Of course, this is referring to the affairs of ordinary people, who are not defined as ordinary people, nearly ninety percent of scientists, all the experimental subjects, and the people related to the war behind the scenes, I heard that we belong to this kind of people, and that is, unclaimed orphans, and finally there is a kind of people, who are not recognized by the state, or even recognized as people, and most of the work now is done by clones.

Of course, these things are not taught in school, but the shadow tells us when they are in class and when they are bored, anyway, we are all destined to have no chance to become ordinary people, the state will not let the tools be free, it is very reasonable, anyway, I don't care, as long as I can help Jack avenge, whether I am in the light or fall into the darkness, I will not mind.

By the time it was time to rest, Stephen had already woken up, his classmates were around him, he answered everyone perfectly, and his humorous answers made the atmosphere around him more and more enthusiastic, and his popularity became higher and higher. Should go to him soon...

Because they were surrounding me, and I couldn't respond to the questions that followed, and I was used to thinking about every sentence for a few seconds, and every sentence they asked was confidential, "Where are you from?" "What do you like to do?" Wait, aren't they really interdish? I didn't have time to answer them, I was a little dizzy, and I felt the urge to pull out the gun from my backpack and shut up these people...

But I'm very sensible, and I'm going to die if I do that, and in the face of this desperate situation, I even want to ask Stephen to save me, and I don't ask him for help, of course, not for my pride, but for the twenty or so people who stand between us, and the voice can't be heard at all! Well, I have only one way out of this situation!

"Ahh Yue Yi fainted! Hurry up and call the teacher! "The classmates around me all exclaimed, yes, this is my last resort, play dead, no one will talk to a fainting person, smart as me... Stephen couldn't help but be dumbfounded, although this guy is not sociable, but this is too bad! How much time did he spend preparing for the self-introduction in the "inaugural class"?

"Sister, why did you fall, don't worry, this is her old problem, I'll take her to the medical room, hey... Is there anyone who can help me lead the way? Then, as planned, Helly led the way, and though she was still on the road as a vigilant Stephen, she was also worried about me, and though she didn't say a word, she often turned back at five steps, and we were watched by two of us at a time.

"It's finally here... The old lady is really heavy, just throw her on the bed to rest... So Mr. Heli, I'm serious this morning, accept my love! Then she was punched by someone on the bed who jumped up, and she fell back on her stomach...